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Ashlee Simpson's ex-boyfriend collects his freebies at the Star Lounge gifting suite at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas on Friday.

I find Ryan Cabrera incredibly sexy because _________.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2007 at 10:23 pm / Email this »

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mimi says – reply to this

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bllllaaaaaaahhhhhh
Keely says – reply to this

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1st hes soooooo hot. *BARF*
>>>>>> PJ says – reply to this

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S FIX HIMUP WITH BRIT!! PERFECT MATCH! TRASH
pete says – reply to this

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he has wonky eyes
Leah says – reply to this

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Actually he looks pretty decent here which is shocking because I think he's a tool LOL
dhsfkjashfk says – reply to this

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I'm dating Pete Wentz
assley says – reply to this

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I find him attractive because I like my men to rely on me for eveything. that means they must be homeless, not shower, and not know how to shave.
David-0-Selznik says – reply to this

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I like em smelly.
billyboy says – reply to this

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because, just because
Lia says – reply to this

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I have no education.
justin says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CISCO ADLER!!!!!!
Ellie says – reply to this

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Needs to cut his hair.
Tara says – reply to this

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wow, does he really look like that now?
rebecca says – reply to this

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OMG he is so UGLY!!! I thought it was that nasty fuck that Micha Barton was dating (forgot his name???) WOW
norell says – reply to this

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his eyes are so bright
david-0-Selznik says – reply to this

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…and unzipped and partially hanging out.
Nikki says – reply to this

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He actually looks like a better version of Cisco Adler here. Not Bad!
alexa says – reply to this

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he looks like justin bobby from the hills… ew
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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ahahahhahhahahahahaaha!!!
Marsha says – reply to this

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I dont
katelyn says – reply to this

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ew
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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I find Ryan Cabrera incredibly sexy because …. ???? … He looks like me ?????
ellie says – reply to this

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first
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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He kicks ass!!! I mean he looks like he just rolled out of bed, or um, rolled off the floor and went to an event.
s says – reply to this

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first
timm says – reply to this

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He looks like Justin Bobby.
McLovinnn says – reply to this

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hahahahaha:D
wtf?! says – reply to this

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what the hell is happening with the world?? seriously! i mean he was nasty before with that sky high blonde highlighted shitty hair but omg what happened now? cisco adlers twin brother.
abby says – reply to this

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he looks like he's in the mafia.
amy says – reply to this

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because i love wet rats that dont know how to zipper their pants =]
M.M. says – reply to this

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he used to be cute…what happened?
javier says – reply to this

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Mmmm ryan
Yeccch!! says – reply to this

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he is looking more and more like Perez everyday. Oh, wait, that's why I find him more and more disgusting…
jane! says – reply to this

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hes trying to look like cisco adler!!
jax says – reply to this

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is that rumer willis???
ME says – reply to this

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EEWWWW wtf happened to him???
michelle says – reply to this

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im numbaaa 5!!!

nd ewwww!!!!!
Rhea says – reply to this

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dark hair with blue eyes
bsul says – reply to this

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just because..leave it at that
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Yo, I'm sipping on this alcohol laidened OJ and I banged Ashlee Simpson, How YOU doin'?
lisa says – reply to this

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OMFG WTFH?!
THATS NOT HIMMM
Jenny says – reply to this

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He's a Cisco Adler wannabe!
lolz says – reply to this

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because mischa barton's EX isn't?
MsCarolyn says – reply to this

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he looks revolting
Crystal says – reply to this

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Wow, just wow. *shudders*
LLLLLLLLIIIIIIZZZZY says – reply to this

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I EFFFING hatsssssss it!
D-lo says – reply to this

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Dude, your slippin'!!! Why do we care about him?!!?
queef says – reply to this

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His fly is half mast!
chika says – reply to this

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he looks homeless =)
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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P - PLEASE don't do this to us on the east coast this late at night. I'm going to have nightmares for sure!
simone says – reply to this

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cisco adler??? hunh?ryan cabrera, weelll he actually looks kinda cute, better that gay spikey blond hair
ashley says – reply to this

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he likes to change his hair/image!
dan seth says – reply to this

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sodahead.com
Keepin Real says – reply to this

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Perez, listen to your faithful readers, stop posting news about this guy and anybody that is a decendent of Joe Simpson. We don't give a shit
FAye says – reply to this

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Sexual. he looks like ron jeremy
Eh.lisa says – reply to this

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:O :O :O He is so creepy looking. He looks like a killer cannibal rapist! A Lazy one at that, too lazy to zip the zipper all the way up. He can curl his hair, but not zip up the zipper. Even his tattoos are lazy looking, looks like my damned grocery list on his right arm. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT says – reply to this

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This poor kid can't try hard enough to look like a hetero adult. It's just not working. Maybe he should try sports or a gym.
mee says – reply to this

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he looks Mexican
jessee says – reply to this

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wow!
he looks COMPLETELY different then when he was dating ashlee simplson he used to be kina now hes EWW +o( omg shower, shave, get new clothes AND a new hairstyk..ok?
Gwen says – reply to this

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He looks like Rumer Willis with a 'stach and bad tatts.
Erin says – reply to this

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I used to think he was hot. He needs to get rid of that Ciso Adler hair! He does have pretty cute eyes. They look so wild.
Marsia says – reply to this

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Because he looks more and more like Cisco Adler every day?
julia says – reply to this

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ew, what the hell is he thinking?
tiffany says – reply to this

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he looks like a johnny depp wanna be
Katie says – reply to this

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I hate to admit it, but I think he's really sexy. I love his hair and his jeans. And his eyes. And the hat. It's so bad but the more I look the hotter he gets!!
catie says – reply to this

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I hate to admit it, but I think he's really sexy. I love his hair and his jeans. And his eyes. And the hat. It's so bad but the more I look the hotter he gets!!
brittany says – reply to this

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wannabe johnny deep=Pbut uglyer
tool says – reply to this

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because he looks liek a dirty mexican
Gisel says – reply to this

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I find RYAN CABRERA incredibly sexy because … Oh, wait i dont! EWWW!
CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH says – reply to this

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I find Ryan Cabrera incredibly sexy because everytime I see his greasy hair, wonky face, and wannabe style I throw up.
Nan says – reply to this

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He can grow a mustache as well as any 11 year old boy!
Christina says – reply to this

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Justin Bobby (The Hills) Look Alike….????
Raina says – reply to this

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WOAAAAHHHH!!! thats ryan cabrera? last time i checked, he was hot.
missprissypants says – reply to this

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He looks like he likes it up the hoohoo.
missprissypants says – reply to this

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He looks like he likes it up the hoohoo.
wendy says – reply to this

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I find Ryan Cabrera incredibly sexy because my eyes are closed.
heh says – reply to this

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he knocked boots with ashlee simpson
Britney says – reply to this

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Cuz thats the way I like my pimps!
umm says – reply to this

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i find him sexy because…he looks like justin bobby
catie says – reply to this

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i find ryan cabrera incredibly sexy because.. before he looked all caveman weirdo.. he was hott…
now not so much…
melanie says – reply to this

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he looks like he's on drugs!
Brittany says – reply to this

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OMG what HAPPENED to him?!?!?!?
nomi malone says – reply to this

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….his eyes are terrifyingly close together.
Renee says – reply to this

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What in the HELL has happened to Cabrera!??!?!?? wow…
girly says – reply to this

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Is his Zipper halfway down ???
heatherrr says – reply to this

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remind me again why he's even remotely famous?
frances says – reply to this

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someday he'll be dead.
Brand Knew says – reply to this

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Ryan Cabrera wishes he was Ryan Adams
desirae says – reply to this

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he looks like crisco!
jbiz says – reply to this

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because I'm blind.
Luke says – reply to this

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ew can you say haircut
katie says – reply to this

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there's a possiblity he might buy me a drink….ugggghhh
LOVER says – reply to this

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I fancy him … he looks so hot and aww !!
p.s. hE´S GOT SEXY EYES !
Johnnycakes says – reply to this

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You wouldn't have to give him a dirty sanchez. Seriously, he looks like he's gearing up to play the lead role in the Whitestar movie.
someone says – reply to this

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he went out with ashly simpson
twunt-hunter says – reply to this

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I would *SO* lick his greasy ballsack!! mmmmm…
that_girl says – reply to this

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No more blonde spikey hair? Since when? I like this look better. Sexy.
awww says – reply to this

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he used to be looking good on ashlee simpson's show
what happened???
Kara says – reply to this

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. . . channeling Cisco Adler?? Eew!
TommyBoyMontreal says – reply to this

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I think he is hot!

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In light of the audio recording released yesterday that featured Criss Angel threatening to knock out one of his producers, the illusionist's attorney, Ken Woloson, has released the following statement:

"Criss Angel was in the process of firing Joe Safuto on Wednesday when Safuto became abusive and Criss asked him to leave. Criss decided to fire Safuto in response to repeated complaints from co-workers and other magicians about Safuto's abusive and violent behavior and general ineptitude. Witnesses have attested that there was no physical contact and that Safuto very clearly was the antagonist. The audio released to the media is a snippet of a much longer conversation. We are exploring legal action against Mr. Safuto, including for his defamatory and illegal conduct."

Ouch! Sounds like he means business!

Give the clip a listen again (above)!

It DOES certainly sound like Angel was provoked! But enough to respond like he does?

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