The Hotter Simpson

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson

Asslee Simpson put her Joker face on for the opening of the new Cavalli flagship store, Friday night in NYC.

She may be wearing more makeup than a drag queen, but - thankfully - we like trannies!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Sep 8, 2007 at 10:05 pm / Email this »

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holly says – reply to this

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what is up with her chin
dave says – reply to this

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she looks hot… though her breasts.. not so much
kerrs says – reply to this

3

doesn't even look like her!
jennzz says – reply to this

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I think she looks fine for a dressed up night out on the town,,
she is way better looking than FUG's the sister!

:-)
plus she can keep a b/f longer than her sister,,
and i'm pretty sure this one knows what tuna/chicken of the sea is
michelle says – reply to this

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she should have never gotten that plastic surgery, she looks even worse than before…
Keith says – reply to this

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That nose job was the best thing she ever did or will do, HOT!!!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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she's not the hotter Simpson….sorry
gimmemo says – reply to this

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Damn…that plastic surgery sure as hell worked. You cant even see it is ashlee. She looks like a gorgeouss wolf.
Jay says – reply to this

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It looks like she's had MORE work done.
yeahhhhh says – reply to this

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i liked her before the nose job! those simpson girls need to stop changing thier faces..starting to look creepy!
Nasty says – reply to this

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She's gross, she needs to realize that she will never be pretty like Jessica. Even with that nose job.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Damn, who does the tranny make-up for Ashlee and Jessica!!!
dave says – reply to this

13

her face looks hot.. but her boobs look strange
BethWatts says – reply to this

14

Shes not pretty at all!
Marco says – reply to this

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she looks awesomeeeeeeee
BethWatts says – reply to this

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She had alot of plastic surgery or something because she looks fake.
me and only me says – reply to this

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meh, she's just weird…don't like her
bri says – reply to this

18

ewwwwwww
tranny to the max
bad hair extensions
mayb she should get some chin surgery next time
jessica is def hotter … anyone is hotter than this mess of a child
Princess Mags says – reply to this

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Ms. Ashlee Simpson needs to take her Horse face older sister Jessica to a plastic surgeon in Beverly hills to get her face redone.
lor says – reply to this

20

She looks years older but great anyway
rammy says – reply to this

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didnt this bitch say she didnt want to be like jessica, WTF. shes sooo UGH!! that nose job worked though
ana says – reply to this

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its just a bad quality pic, but I agree, I think she's prettier than Jess, especially now that she's had surgery…
Nick says – reply to this

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she looks amazing!!!!!!!!
she looks cute says – reply to this

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and way better than man looking has been Jessica.
crystal says – reply to this

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ok,what's wrong with the hair extension? doesn't she know her hair color by now? I will never understand how the riches do to end up with such bad bi-color hair do… Jeez, and I won't even go on talking about the outfit and the make up!
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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Hey !!!! Let's get ths straight !

THE HOTTER SIMPSON IS MARGEEEEE !!!!!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Gotta hand it to the girl, she's a far cry from her former self & it's good. But what's with the 5 pounds of makeup?? Did MAC have a going out of business sale or something???
lakevubud says – reply to this

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Love her new Honker!
esteban says – reply to this

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she's gross!!!!
just look at her make-up, she looks terrible.But i like her titties.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tall_Blonde says – reply to this

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She looks INCREDIBLE !!!!! Jessica will be runnin' to get a titty lift
ICEBABE1 says – reply to this

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she look like an anroxic brooke hogan
Ash says – reply to this

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Worst hair extensions I've ever seen. omg.

But other than that I've always thought she's hot.
joe says – reply to this

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She is so much more beautiful than her tranny sister, at least she looks female. Only reason people like Jessica is the fake boobs distract from the rest of her.
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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#27 - LOLOL Dude, you got that right!!
jenniechablis says – reply to this

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she needs her elf ears pinned back
mish says – reply to this

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Yea about that… Jessica's definitely hotter. Ashlee's ears stick out!!
jenn says – reply to this

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Did she get her boobs done? Is that where she has been in the past few weeks
M.M. says – reply to this

38

She looks pretty. That new nose is fabulous.
Dee says – reply to this

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Wrong…Jessica is still much better looking not to mention more original looking.
Minor surgery is one thing, the Frankenstien is just creepy.
Claire says – reply to this

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she is trying WAAAAYYY too hard to be like jessica.

TEAM JESSICA!!! : DDD
kat says – reply to this

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Did she get a boob job? If so her implants are rippling…
Haterade says – reply to this

42

She's a beauty… The other sister look like shit!
Typo. says – reply to this

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She's gotten more plastic surgery than Jefree Star… my god, woman. How much money do you have to blow?
steph says – reply to this

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easy poke neck!
nessa says – reply to this

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wow.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Dimple in the chin.
Steph says – reply to this

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She became pretty when she got her new nose. She was painfully ugly before. At least Jessica is pretty without surgery! Ashlee annoys me…she wouldn't have gotten any attention if not for her sis.
saruhh says – reply to this

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yea, she's not trying too hard at all…
et says – reply to this

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She's definitely prettier than Jessica. She doesn't have that man face like Jessica. She just looks young and feminine.
amy says – reply to this

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LOOKING GORGEOUS ASH!!!!!
too bad her sister looks like shit, hated her since the whole breakup, ehh
xs says – reply to this

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She could knock you out with that chin.
Cougar of the South says – reply to this

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Yes, one could scrape her make-up off with a spatula, but she IS
MsCarolyn says – reply to this

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That trannie in the background has horribly oily skin…blot girl…blot
ChrisJ says – reply to this

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Her nose has a dent in it on the bridge!!!!!!! Her chin is ginormous!!!!! WTF!!!!!!
divakawa says – reply to this

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She looks so beautiful! Really amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is one of the best facial reconstruction ever!
MsCarolyn says – reply to this

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what's up with the trannie in the background? Her skin is repulsive…blot, girl…blot. Oily=FUG
valerie says – reply to this

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look at the woman in the background… sooo greasy
Michelle says – reply to this

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..She has a Michael jackson nose and I'm guessing fake boobs run in the family :shrug:
amazongdess says – reply to this

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thank god she's not wearing that stupid black hat!!! does she ever leave the house without it??
Kennedy says – reply to this

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Why ASSlee????????????????
kiki says – reply to this

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OMG THOSE EARS!!!!! DOES ANYBODY NOTICE THE EARS????!!!????!?
Candy Barr says – reply to this

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I am so sick of seeing that face all over the place. She still is not that cute! I just wonder what she could be thinking because everyone knows she had surgery!?
mary3 says – reply to this

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all together now ANOREXIVE!!!!!!
Siiick!! says – reply to this

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Re: MsCarolyn – Ha Ha!!! I was thinking the same thing about the chick in the background!! Gross….
lisa marie says – reply to this

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perez honey,
the younger sister is hotter only b/c of the wonders of plastic surgery. most likely intiated because she was living in her siblings beauty shadow all of the time. what a poor, poor example for all girls. sheesh!! let's see some pics of unaltered beauties. oh wait!!! there are none. let me know if u unearth one.

p.s. if i had ashlee simpson's bank account and a little less personal integrity i would be hotter than her!
RYAN says – reply to this

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WOW….I guess a new chin implant and nose job is all she needed to look if not better equally as good as her sis. Ash is what her sister used to be ….hot. Jessica is getting old and weird looking.
Maybel Line says – reply to this

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Wow, the chick behind her in the first pic needs to powder down.
Breze says – reply to this

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Am I the only one that sees the dent in her boob?
m says – reply to this

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how bad does her nose job look
melanie says – reply to this

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I think she actually looks pretty now. I used to think she was'nt so much with her old nose. But she and her buck tooth boyfriend really annoy me! I'm tired of looking at them!
fjord says – reply to this

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WHY is this talentless twit invited ANYWHERE??
j. says – reply to this

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i think it was good that the did the nose surgery, she looks prettier, but i don't know what else that kid has done to her face. she looks plastic. and creepy. her boobs are looking kind of weird too, AND WFT? what is that makeup ? that's what happens when you buy it at claire's.
Much better says – reply to this

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Ashley has been looking WAY HOT lately. She's much prettier than Jessica. You Go Gurl!!!
25 Cent says – reply to this

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this picture looks photoshop
girlie228 says – reply to this

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she may look pretty cuz she is fake!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON says – reply to this

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NAHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH
IM
DEFINATELEY
THE
HOTTEST
SIMPSON!!
diane says – reply to this

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Damn, this must be tough on Jessica– the once "pretty one!!"
mona says – reply to this

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stillll uglyyy
katie says – reply to this

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you can still tell that she was born an UGLY GELFLING.
cake says – reply to this

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She won't admit to having any plastic surgery done!! hah! It is so drastic that she doesn't even faintly resemble her pre-surgery face. There's just something creepy about her and her sister.
bones says – reply to this

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she must feel really good. in order to be hotter than her sister, she had to have complete facial reconstruction.
bones says – reply to this

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she must feel really good. in order to be hotter than her sister, she had to have complete facial reconstruction. kudos ash.
Reanne says – reply to this

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she's so pretty. I'm not digging the dark lipstick on her though, but she is such a pretty lady. Pete Wentz is a lucky man…
kathie! says – reply to this

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She should be very thankful to her plastic surgeon.

The chick behind her on the right hand side looks like she is prespiring like crazy over her. She is all wet. The chick behind her on the left was in the above post also, the one of Mena Suvari.
staysh says – reply to this

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holy crap didn't know it was asslee at first….i honestly thought…"is there another simpson I'm not aware of???" Swear! She's looking nice here….prolly won't keep it up, but hey, take what you can get, right?
Erin says – reply to this

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Up close her face and boobs just dont look right…
pickles says – reply to this

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can you just smell the plastic children? i thought it was Joan Rivers when I first looked.
Noelle says – reply to this

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I could write some hatefuol comment because im insanely jealous, but really i can't. She is stunning, and lives a charmed life. I'm looking forward to her next album. She reminds me of Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn's style and looks, not her untimely death or mental problems.
apes says – reply to this

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I think she looks fantastic. That's the best Hollywood nose job in recent memory, but when did she have her boobs done???? Hello!
Rosebud says – reply to this

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BUNGLED BOOB JOB!

Look at her wonky left boob. Reminiscent of Tori Spelling's horrible boob job in the '90's.

Just goes to show you that even if you have money, you can fall victim to bad plastic surgery. She should have just been happy with what she had.
Jaime Sanderson says – reply to this

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Re: bones – Ashlee has always been cute and has a better personality than Jessica. And stop being so self-righteous. You know if you had the opportunity, you'd get plastic surgery too. It's all about feeling your best.Then, you look your best too.
Tracy says – reply to this

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amy winehouse must have done her makeup… skinny much?
choriza says – reply to this

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now she needs to fix her ears
KrisP says – reply to this

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Looking pretty fierce here I have to admit
mj says – reply to this

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Almost as gorgeous as Rumer. Gramma what big ears you have!
Sher says – reply to this

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Please…stop saying rude things because you want to compete with Perez! She looks stunning!
The Girl says – reply to this

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Ashlee has come a long way, I never found Jessica that hot to begin, and these days she looks even worse…Ashlee is definitely the hotter Simpson by miles!
Lauren says – reply to this

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So this one picture from a really wierd angle looks kinda good — but it also looks kinda weird. And all her other pics show what she really looks like, head on. Yick.
Lauren says – reply to this

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So this one picture from a really wierd angle looks kinda good — but it also looks kinda weird. And all her other pics show what she really looks like, head on. Yick.
Lily says – reply to this

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What?
Ashlee didn't get her ears done too?
Wow.
I'm shocked poor dumbo didn't get them shrinked.
Is that even possible.
If it is she should…
She's still ickky

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