The Party Machine Hits Vegas

Just cuz she's got a big "comeback" performance at the VMAs on Sunday doesn't mean Britney can't go out, party and get fucked up!
The mother of two worked her magic all over Las Vegas on Friday night.
First she spent a couple of hours at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel before heading over to Diddy's party at Pure in Caesar's.
She drank up a storm and around 4 am she was seen getting in to the car of illusionist Criss Angel.
We're sure they were just going to "rehearse."
Hopefully she'll find some time before Sunday night to stop by a nail salon and get a manicure. She needs it!
[Photo by Jean Baptiste Lacroix via Getty Images.]















































LEAVE BRIT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! START PICKING ON JESSICA SIMPSON MORE!!!!
She's in trouble…
first fucking real ass comment
LOVE HER
im really over her right now.
what a ho ass bitch fuck!
BUZZ ME!
Wow, her hair looks like shit.
she's gonna beat it love ya brit brit
she looks awful…and her nails lol…why is ppl making her comeback out to be such a big deal SHE SUCKS
this is old news i read it already some where else
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5th!!!!!!!!!! bitch.
come to the jewish party kthanx.
and britney is hawwwwwwwwwwt
what a drunk..where are her kids!
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what a drunk..where are her kids!
FIRST SHE LIKES TO GET FUCKED UP AND THEN SHE LIKES TO GET FUCKED UP DA BUTT. SHE'S GOING TO PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HER ASS WITH THE HELP OF CHRIS ANGEL, AT THE VIDEO AWARDS.
she SUCKS
perez u should focus on her lack of hair…look at that forehead…
anyhow…i can't wait to c ur new show in vh1
muahz
to my blue eyed cubanito
booooooo she sucks! Brit needs to grow the hell up and take care of her babies!
aww she is just drinking away her problems its being broadcasted everywhere poor girl is prolly scared outta her mind!!! we love you brittany
Spears is the besssssssssssssssssssst!
ok u kno what what the fuck is her problem ok she should be doing 2 things finding better ways to keep her kids or rehersing wait no i want to see her mess up at the vma's
Wow she looks like you're average jane….wish i had her money cause then i would always look primped amd pampered.
wow
britney needs to get her kids taken away and she needs to be put in an insane asylum
that girl is always in trouble…she needs ALOT of help…and nothing that criss angel can help with
u sound like an old lady who is not getting laid
i have faith she will be fine.
i hope.
She is such a mess! No one cares about her career! The only reason she is still in the spotlight is to see what f'd up thing she will do next!
she parties all night and more and must then sleep most of the day, so basically she doesn't take care of her kids except when she takes them out with a nanny and a bodyguard on boatrides as if a todller likes that. she's a bad mother. when she said kevin was her rock, she wasn't kidding, after that separation, she unravelled completely and it's been almost a year now. poor kids.
She's soooooo fucked up!
Saludos de Argentina Perezito!
disaster
she used to be so hot and rich
now she is stupid and rich
i wonder whats going to happend next
I hope she rox the VMAs!! (fingers crossed!!!) GIMME MORE BRITNEY GIMME MORE!!!!!
those are boy nails! no no, wait, miner nails!!!!!! ew
i can't stand her uglyness
honestly….is that all you can do?!?!? Pick on the fact that she needs to get her nails done?!?!? Now your just grabbing for staws!
britney needs to get some professional help.
perez, you need to update more (:
I don't get it why do you hate her so much Perez? What has she done to you? Do you feel threatened somehow? All you are doing is making fans for Britney out of people who never cared for her before. Or is that the point? Is someone paying you to diss her? Well you know what you have created fans for her because I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with as much hatred and jealousy as you seem to have for Britney.
Go Britney America loves you!!
I think she just might be able to pull this off and surprise us all.
why the fuck is criss with her??totally lost my respect for him he use to be so hot
I CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTT FOR THE VMAS! =]
Why should she sober up for the VMA`s? Any drunken fool could jump around on stage when pre-recorded music plays in the background while lip synching. It`s sort of like playing air guitar. No need to worry about making a mistake when it isn`t you actually playing or in this case singing.
Maybe you should take your own advice and get a complete makeOVER. Your hideous. and by the looks of you. I bet you STINKKKKKKKKKK. fat sweaty EWWWWWWWWWWWW
nails done?!?!? Now your just grabbing for staws!"
typical idiot shitney fan.
what's the hostility, gays are the worse when it comes to bashing people, they need to take a good luck at themselves first. absolutetly pathetic.
Perez, you're ugly. Britney left the part at 3AM and at the second party, she only drank water. She didn't "drink up a storm." Get your facts straight, fat ass.
Crappy hair and nasty fingernails - what a classy chick. YUK!
Her nails do look terrible. But she is a sloppy person who doesnt have good hygiene, so I guess this is pretty typical for her.
With all that is riding on this comeback performance, it is sort of surprising that she is out partying that late. Will be interesting to hear the reviews of her performance, especially from someone who can offer an objective perspective.
I'll be watching
fuck u !!! brit is back bitch .
die lone fagged hilton
You should just change the name of this site to I hate Britney.com That seems to be your favorite and most covered topic. Can't you give the girl a break?
The girl needs to do somethin about her hair.
Get off Britney's back already. She is grown up, working and only fat chicks have great nails!!! Maybe if she started a blog, gained a 100lbs and colored her hair dizzy queen blue you would like her.
It's bad enough her nails look like a hobo's, but she also has nasty sausage fingers. Ewewew. Dirty.
Love Britney!! Leave her alone! U suck, stupid perez.. who do you think you are?
leave britney alone, and lets all hope that she kills her performance tomorrow…luv u britney
Tell…me about it! Comeon I know it is hard to keep you nails painted when you have kids, they chip alot! Come on Brit get some natural looking acyrlics(stop biting them)
Geez what exactly are Britney's sins??? She really doesn't seem much worse to me than any other redneck chick in the country. She's not to smart or clean - so what business is that of anybody? When she asks to sleep with you say "No" - till then shut up and fug off with your bitchy little comments. Bitchy is so 1980.
Remember People this is Perez who Puts down Britneys everymove. BUT THEN praises a DIRTY JUNKIE like AMY WINO. go figure
Geez what exactly are Britney's sins??? She really doesn't seem much worse to me than any other redneck chick in the country. She's not to smart or clean - so what business is that of anybody? When she asks to sleep with you say "No" - Bitchy went out with tiaras and the 80s
girl is a trainwreck! and it's fun to watch!
wowww shes garbagee wtf is wrong with her she use to be they shytt
W-H-I-T-E T-R-A-S-H
bad bad mother. the weave and make up engineers at the VH1 awards should get a standing ovation.
I GET IT!!!! Perez keeps beating up on Britney because he gets paid to make sure people remember her!!! It's a huge publicity stunt!!!!
what a fug she looks scary
OOOOOO! That is so gross!!! She must be fucked up if she is going out in public like that.
Fuck ya'll Britney haters.
Go Fuck yourself before you talk about her!!!
How is haveing a few glasses of champaign getting "fucked up"…..Why isn't is a big deal when any other hollywood celeb has a drink?
i love britney, but…were is jessica simpson, missy elliot, ashley simpson…and he rest of the celebs, britney is NOT the only one to fuck. i know she´s the best but leave her alone
There she was,
Brit in Vegas,
So very far from home,
Was she going to spend the night alone?
Or did she find, in some Vegas truck,
A friend for the night, someone to f***k?
Oh Brit, if you must be far from home,
Find "da bone" in Katrineholm…
Sweden, that is!
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Greetings from Sweden, Perez!
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www katrineholmreview com (dots in the spaces, of course)
im nervous to see how her performance at the vmas are gonna go… :/
cumback for bitchy? I mean britney. Doubt it. She never had any singing talent but she could kick it on the dance floor. Now she is just another over the hill wonder.
TOMORROW NIGHT IS GOING TO BE NOT, "THE BOMB" BUT "A BOMB" BRIT IS GONNA KILL IT…LITERALLY. I CAN'T WAIT, IT WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKEND =)
omg i cant wait for her performance!!!!!
I feel bad for her. She needs serious help. But….. she does need her hair and nails done.
Also, Criss Angel is LITERALLY a handler, or a person who controls people under mind control which is what Britney is. She is a mind cotrol victim just like most of the Hollywood actors and "STARS".
Can we say….TRAINWRECK!
Someone with that much $ should be able to get their hair & nails done! What a effing mess!
S K A N K Y Biatch. Uggggh.
are you sure that photo is britney spears? doesn't really look like her.
courtny love/liza manilli
they dont come uglier than that
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just envy
I will be watching the VMA's only to see BS crash and burn. And if she doesn't then it will have been a waste of time. Perez - do you think once the VMA's are over you will self promoting and go on to the blogger you once were?
Brit hun, … you look like really rank shit out of some sick camel huney. pick it up. i dunno, i'm starting to think PIG when I see you. you know i never really got the point anyway, you sound like alvin the chipmunch huney. but now your starting to look like you really really need to douche, girl. ew ew ew.nasty nasty snatch.
Instead of singing 'hit me baby one more time” shell getting hit with boos if she performs..
mo
I felt sorry for her at first when she started going down hill…but now, i dont feel sorry for her…
I hope she realizes just how blessed she is with her children…
HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CELEBS WILL BE TONIGHT????
HELP US OUT PEREZ!!!
She needs to be left alone.. she is only bad becauase people wont let her breathe. seriouslly Perez you UGLY FAT ASS leave her alone
Maybe it's just apple juice?? Ehh, who am I kidding
hey 61! At least Wino is talented. Have you ever hear Britany actually sing?
Love her!
Can't wait for vma's!
When is she going to get a f***ing manicure already!?! T.P.T
Ohmigawd!! She is out in Vegas at a club? With that hair & those scuzzy nails?
Geez…I am a normal, average person. But NEVER in my life have I gone out in public without my hair, nails and makeup looking their best. And I have neither an abundance of money nor a great deal of free time!
She needs a bath, her head & crotch scrubbed and disinfected, her skin exfoliated and a lesson in the basics of feminine hygiene.
dat's it? I need a new drug, and a new site!
man hands she looks like a drag queen
WHEN DID SHE GET UGLY? SHE USED TO BE SO HOT AND NOW-A-DAYS, GETTING A PIC OF HER LOOKING 'CUTE' IS LIKE 1 IN 10 MILLION….HOLY CHRIST! BRIT, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING W YOURSELF, IT'S REALLY SAD TO WATCH! BUT SERIOUSLY, WHO CARES ABOUT HER NAILS, THAT'S THE LEAST OF HER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
oh our poor little hot mess. what are we gonna do with her?
I take care of my kids!!!!!

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Lets see she is drinking….big shock! Look at the picture up close to the glass. You would think someone with her money would at least keep her nails looking good!!!
Your career may be on the up but people are still more interested in your blog than your TV appearances…so update your website more frequently chump!
Whoa! Nice nails. Trash.