The Zexiest Bag Of Bones

Filed under: Rachel Zoe

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Fierce, honey! Fierce!

Nobody does pin thin and bordering on passing out any second quite like Rachel Zoe!

The "celebrity" stylist made a ghostly appearance at the tents in NY Fashion Week on Saturday.

P.S. That girl on the left? Priceless!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Sep 9, 2007 at 4:06 am / Email this  »

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    1. neddie says – reply to this


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      FIRST

      eww

    2. Megan says – reply to this


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      1st ish.

      HEY ALEX BAILEYY

    3. Rhonda Lang says – reply to this


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      some people say my ass is stinky
      p.s. i hate that bitch! LOVE YA PANDHIRA

    4. wes says – reply to this


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      the girl on the left looks like she has had a long nite!

    5. Kay says – reply to this


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      First

    6. Sandie says – reply to this


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      OMG!! Someone send Meals on Wheels to her house! This poor waif has gone too far…she really is gonna die Perez! She needs some help… and that chick in the background prolly ate all the food that Rachel passed on at dinner cuz she looks like she's about to hurl it back up

    7. leslie says – reply to this


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      BOOOOOOOORING!
      and why is it filed udner "Avril Lavigne"?!

    8. katherine says – reply to this


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      perez u working late are ya!

    9. angel says – reply to this


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      heading under avril???

    10. 1 says – reply to this


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      one

    11. zab says – reply to this


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      wtf is that some scary scarecrow or is that human things like this shouldn't be shown. girl on the left love her big up

    12. steve smith says – reply to this


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      that's hot

    13. oh no says – reply to this


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      She should be fired from "that mag" that uses her as a fashion know it all. She will go so far as to be out of fashion just to hide her obvious problem. oh and that necklace is hideous!

    14. JM says – reply to this


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      You mean that isn't a picture of a corpse?

    15. The Biggest Cunt says – reply to this


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      This is really sad. I currently live in NYC, and therefore, seeing something looking THIS HIDEOUS makes me sad as a "new yorker". As far as I'm concerned, NYC Fashion Week is a J.O.K.E.! And this bitch in the pic above should DIE before she could ever get the idea that she could associate herself with the NYC fashion empire. The End.

    16. Eye Opener says – reply to this


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      Well someone's gotta play Nicole Richie while she's off on maternity leave! Duh?? ;)

    17. me duh says – reply to this


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      wow she looks dead, just like heidi montag does.

    18. Cougar of the South says – reply to this


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      She should phone Angelina and discuss the different types of lettuce and how a little hot sauce on a cracker can be viewed as "pizza" as well as a full meal.
      Perez, take a sleeping pill so you can be fresh tomorrow. You're probably manic; don't worry about it. 'Wish I had the energy.

    19. chris crocker says – reply to this


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    20. Fairy says – reply to this


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      OMG - she looks like shit.

      She also looks at least ten years older than she is; the woman looks OLD.

      See kiddies, that's what happens if you don't eat your meat and vegies: you look like a saggy old badly dressed bag of bones long before you actually hit 60.

      Dressed like that, with her hair languishing like that, and her face all hang-dog and wrinkly like that, and THIS woman is paid for being a "stylist"?

      A stylist of what: ancient relics?

      Yeatch!

    21. Tori says – reply to this


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      The girl on the left is clearly a zombie, debating the merits of whether its worth its time to eat the bag of bones

    22. loveless says – reply to this


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      LMAO @ the asian chick on the left XD

    23. mas says – reply to this


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      it looks like the necklace is weighing her down!

    24. Kristin says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwwwww… who cares? Why is this bitch famous?

    25. jodie says – reply to this


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      you can tell she's had botox on her forehead

    26. YOHO says – reply to this


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      Fugs!!!!!

    27. *********** says – reply to this


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      Eat a fucking sandwich, bitch! She must be insane, if she thinks THIS is sexy!

    28. meli says – reply to this


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      she resembles orange oprah.

    29. Baby steps says – reply to this


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      She botoxed away the canyons in her forhead so now she doesn't have those awful bangs anymore. Now if she could just lay off the meth and gain about 50 lbs, she'd (almost) look human.

    30. nat thorne says – reply to this


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      have you noticed that all the girls she's worked on had an eating disorder. i think she's an epidemic.

    31. joanna says – reply to this


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      So is it the new thing to wear belt buckles around the neck now? GO PEREZ -keeping us in style!

    32. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      i like her style but isn't she some sort of hollywood meth dealer??????????????????????????????????????????

      she looks almost a little less wrinkly then usual!

    33. D.m says – reply to this


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      who is she????

    34. Meg says – reply to this


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      This is exactly what Nicole Richie will look like when she's thirty. Eating disorders make you age fast.

    35. Nika says – reply to this


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      She looks like she could be my mom and i'm older than this cartoon skeleton.
      She got her forehead botoxed, it used to look like a freeway traffic jam.

    36. Nancy says – reply to this


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      This Is You On Meth

    37. L says – reply to this


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      This woman is younger than me (I'm 37 and look at least 10 years younger).

      Stay out of the sun and don't take drugs, kids! Want to look 70 when you're 30?

    38. velocitygrl says – reply to this


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      I honestly thought she was Allegra Versace - that's not a good thing.

    39. Natasha says – reply to this


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      haha the chick on the left looks like a ZOMBIE!! ahahhaa

    40. YoMama says – reply to this


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      I don't know who scarier: the girl on the left or Cracky

    41. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      Gross, gross, GROSS. Have a burger or 50, stupid biatch

    42. sunisami says – reply to this


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      Sne looks like SHIT!!!

    43. alis says – reply to this


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      since when is this news and who cares about rachel zoe? she looks the same skinny as always. boring…

    44. xxx says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty and elegant and thin for a woman of a certain age. what's wrong w/ americans? she looks thin but chic. get over it.

    45. Gabriella says – reply to this


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      She looks disgusting! How sad.

    46. fivelette says – reply to this


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      I thought Kathy-Lee had cancer or a tape worm.

    47. luvinlif says – reply to this


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      kind of reminds me of Kelly Ripa……….when she is a little older!!!!!

    48. tamara says – reply to this


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      But look at her face …. she has finally had some much needed botox !

    49. Anna Wintour says – reply to this


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      This pic is surreal: NY Fashion zombie week

      She's looking like a meth addict zombie layered with a curtain while the chinese chick just got a fix.

    50. BRING BACK THE PIN UP GIRL says – reply to this


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      THIS SUPER SKINNY LOOK IS SOOOOO 2006!!!!! FIT IS THE NEW FAB!!! REAL TITS DUE TO EATING PROPERLY ARE THE NEW SILICONE IMPLANTS!!! REAL CURVES (THINK JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT VS. THE CURVES THEY SAY KATE BOSWORTH NOW HAS, BUT SHE DOESN'T) ARE THE NEW SEVERE CLAVICLE!!! SMOOTH, FULL NATURAL CHEEKS ARE THE NEW CHEEK IMPLANTS!!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WOMEN WHO EAT AND ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST UNHEALTHY TRENDS ARE THE NEW BLACK!!!!

      THIS SUPER SKINNY LOOK IS SOOOOO 2006!!!!! FIT IS THE NEW FAB!!! REAL TITS DUE TO EATING PROPERLY ARE THE NEW SILICONE IMPLANTS!!! REAL CURVES (THINK JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT VS. THE CURVES THEY SAY KATE BOSWORTH NOW HAS, BUT SHE DOESN'T) ARE THE NEW SEVERE CLAVICLE!!! SMOOTH, FULL NATURAL CHEEKS ARE THE NEW CHEEK IMPLANTS!!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WOMEN WHO EAT AND ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST UNHEALTHY TRENDS ARE THE NEW BLACK!!!!

    51. the drugs in Nicole's nose says – reply to this


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      I think she looks good………..good that is for a 70 year old crack whore!

    52. #44 XXX NEEDS AN EYE EXAM AND A LIFE COACH. says – reply to this


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      dear xxx,
      she looks like death, you are probably ano, too, and that's why you can't tell. although, you being ano does not explain why you can't tell that she looks 20 years older than she is because of her, shall we say, less than healthy eating habits. maybe you're just fucking retarded.
      love always,
      20/20 vision

    53. Heidi Lill says – reply to this


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      Skeletor is shining an awful lot in the face. Flattering photo.

    54. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


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      Chick on the left just had an epileptic seizure upon witnessing what reminds her of a holocaust survivor.

    55. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      Everyone is overlooking Rachel's skilled knack for throwing a brilliant outfit together. She is a consumate stylist, thin or fat, and has dressed scores of huge celebrities because she's very, very good. Rachel, you CAN be too thin. (but never too rich…) Hire a nutritionist, honey. XO

    56. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      Wow….she looks HAWT HAWT HAWT!! :) :P :P Me like
      And as for the girl on the left…what's up with Asian girls and fake eyes and blonde hair, STOP IT!!! She's wearing contacts and she looks like an Alien.

    57. Chaz says – reply to this


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      Lol! Ahhhhh! I thought that was Lindsey Lohan! Lol!

    58. lyss says – reply to this


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      HOLY BOTOX!!! look at that forehead!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!! she went from raison face to swollen puffy grape face

    59. Chaz says – reply to this


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      ….wait she is a stylist for Lindsey Lohan….so go figure! Lol!

    60. GG1000 says – reply to this


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      SHE is a stylist??!! I wouldn't take her advice on what kind of collar to put on my dog! Someone needs to tell her that Botox doesn't provide nutrition!

    61. Rachel Hoe. says – reply to this


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      Shes a celebrity stylist and is probably RESPONSIBLE for all of the 'young hollywood' set going down to size zero after they became her client and she tells them their clothes will look nicer if they're gaunt.. and therefore responsible for the trend worldwide. Is she guilty? NO. is she now setting a good example by being a healthy weight? NO. Because she would be a hypocrite for telling her clients clothes will look better if they look like a skeleton.
      Rachel.. I can see your skeleton. IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.
      I think you should become a bbw star! eat up!

    62. k says – reply to this


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      she consists of one frail bone and looks like she's about 140 yrs old…
      gain some weight and stay out of those tanning booths…

    63. Alie cat says – reply to this


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      That is just gross!!

    64. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Eeewww…too skinny! Although, she doesn't look so wrinkly in the face.

    65. Lolitabunny says – reply to this


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      Omg!!!! she looks dead!! Oh no, wait, dead and old!!!

    66. funky munky says – reply to this


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      oh my god, what a sad looking bag of bones. she can't really think thats attractive can she?????????????

    67. Christine says – reply to this


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      Don't know who she is. She has that 'zombie' look people have right before they die. TSK TSK… all for fashion.

    68. laura says – reply to this


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      How old is she?

    69. molly says – reply to this


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      one word: COCAINE

    70. Cara says – reply to this


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      hahahaha that girl looks hilarious.

    71. Gross says – reply to this


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      Somebody needs to eat!

    72. blueEyedbetty says – reply to this


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      Too bad the casting for "Thriller" was like 20+ years ago haha

    73. L.T. says – reply to this


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      Looks like she has the chick from the grudge behind her:)

    74. EYE witnesssss says – reply to this


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      she hypnotized that girl because she is a vampire. After the picture was taken she drank the girl's blood

    75. Anna says – reply to this


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      Good, she finally got botox on her forehead

    76. Sane says – reply to this


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      yikes!

    77. Angela Marie says – reply to this


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      Sally Struthers should be on tv asking us to send money Zoe food

    78. sara says – reply to this


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      that girl on the left probably just had her life blood sucked out by chupa

    79. Lorraine says – reply to this


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      this is as sexy as my grandma in a bikini.

    80. linda says – reply to this


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      She looks like the corpse of Kathie Lee Gifford.

    81. fugly says – reply to this


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      LMFAO the girl in the back. sucks for her.

    82. skukkah69 says – reply to this


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      OMG she is obviously anorexic. People should boycott her and not use her till she is better. INTERVENTION PEOPLE !!

    83. Glitter&Vanity says – reply to this


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      Poor girly! How can she not realize she looks horrible that thin? Hmm.. she definitely needs help. I feel quite sorry for her, actually. How old is she anyways? She looks extremely old and tired.

    84. killa says – reply to this


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      thats just an old fossil that can't even be preserved needs to be thrown away, men who find this attractive r just fuckin weirdos. i'm a man and this is yakky pls ladies don't do this to yourselves

    85. Jen says – reply to this


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      She needs an intervention. If she is gonna wear baggy shapeless clothing she can be FAT and it will be hidden just like her bones are now. Get a gallon of ice cream melt it and drink it with a bacon double cheeseburger xtra mayo and fries with honey mustard and bacon and cheese…..hehe

    86. You and I says – reply to this


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      Get her to the hospital for an eating disorder–STAT!

    87. Amy says – reply to this


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      ahaha

      The zombie on the left is awesome

    88. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I'm not usually one to judge on a persons personal appearance but Rachel really looks sick. If she has an eating disorder she needs to seek help. As for the girl on the left, she looks smashed, but the real pricelessness is on the main page where on the right the panty ad with the message "I Love To Fart" is directly across from Rachel's picture as I type this. Now that's priceless!

    89. abby says – reply to this


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      fierce?! no way! I see how she is doing the marykate look, but what is she, like 40 somethin?! this boho anorexic look makes her look older! like senior citizen old! she looks gross!

    90. ivn de guzman says – reply to this


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      it looks like from a wax museum. all in the photo doesn't look real. haha. but i love rachel zoe!

    91. siennaBabe says – reply to this


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      why are we even talking about this skank who cares about herr all she did was dress nichole richie and then got fired

    92. Mz.NINA MOON says – reply to this


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      Perfectly Priceless..The Girl in the background appears to be a walking Zombified Dead person..it really adds to the photograph..Sortof like a Poster advertising the Sequel to Resident Evil and Rachel Zoe being one of the walking dead that is impossible to exterminate..Zoe could be a stand in for Milla Jovovich if she should ever find the need to take a break. Or better yet.. They could duel it out… Zoe vs Milla Jovovich.. hmmmm

    93. Icky Poo says – reply to this


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      Looks like this chick and Pitt's skank girlfriend have been sharing diet tips.

    94. Robin M. says – reply to this


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      Oh my gosh, she has never looked worse

    95. Yick says – reply to this


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      Re: ***********

      Sadly, she probably is kicking herself even more thinking how *fat* she looks in this picture. she is waaayyyy past being able to see herself for the walking skeleton that she is.

    96. :-( says – reply to this


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      She obviously finally did something about the raisen…although now it looks like she can't move her face at all. She must not be a happy person, no one can be happy inside and be doing this to themselves (starving or doing drugs)…I feel bad for her. What a miserable person she must be. I wonder if she worries about not waking up every morning….it's a REAL danger at this weight.

    97. MC says – reply to this


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      She's had everything "done"

    98. Mary says – reply to this


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      That's no Botox…she's had a massive brow lift. Look how big her upper eyelids are. I think her face looks really different, but probably better.

    99. aly says – reply to this


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      she not just super skinny she looks like well an 80yr old on her deathbed. Where are her friends and family.
      this is an episode of Intervention waiting to happen.
      She'll be dead in 1-2yrs- as soon as she's lost of her clients

    100. jose says – reply to this


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