An Open Letter To Britney Spears

britneeyyyy.jpg

Dear Britney,

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn't even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by 'magic' we don't mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn't even do that well at the VMAs!

And you barely danced!

You couldn't even get good hair extensions??????

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don't go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

Let's repeat that. It's worth repeating.

A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.

Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

xoxo

Perez

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez's full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

    Posted: Sep 10, 2007 at 1:45 am / Email this  »

    4622 comments to “An Open Letter To Britney Spears”

    More comments: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1147 »

    1. cynthia says – reply to this


      1

      yep, couldnt have said it better perez! she put the "whore" in horrible

    2. ia says – reply to this


      2

      ouch.

    3. elg says – reply to this


      3

      i totally agree! first ha ha!

    4. BECCABARBI says – reply to this


      4

      Thanks for sending this out. Britney should invest in a gym membership. Seriously the weakest performance I have ever seen in my life. GROW UP! I HOPE K-FED TAKES UR KIDS AWAY!!!!!!!!!

    5. James says – reply to this


      5

      You know what Perez? I'd love to see your fatass on stage. Whatever, she looked hot and blew the other lackluster performances out of the water. Sure she didn't move the world, but you're talking and so is everyone else.

    6. J says – reply to this


      6

      HAHAHAH YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    7. bs says – reply to this


      7

      i mean it was bad, like real bad

      but i think that was a bit much.

    8. Val says – reply to this


      8

      Agreed more proof that mtv is dying and well dead everyone was drunk high and plain stupid. worst thing ever but i could not stop watching to see what other dumb shit was comming up next. it wasnt an award show it was the new years eve show no one knew what was going on or what to do.

      i really hope it will "happen once and only once"

    9. pedro says – reply to this


      9

      fuck britney

    10. nuwhitney says – reply to this


      10

      the vmas wasnt that bad. and i was def pissed off at brit. was i wrong for expecting her to pull off a wig and make fun of herself. high expecations indeed.

    11. kira says – reply to this


      11

      lol… wtf was she thinking.
      wtf was she wearing? why???

    12. Brittany says – reply to this


      12

      Here here! You said it Perez!

    13. BIG CITY says – reply to this


      13

      DISAPPOINTING YES

      LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD PEREZ

    14. louella says – reply to this


      14

      true words of fucking wisdom perez!! .. britney we are fucking disappointed .. get ur fucking act together

    15. Ryan says – reply to this


      15

      Fuck you, Avril.

    16. wes says – reply to this


      16

      agreed

    17. steph says – reply to this


      17

      AMEN!

    18. Brittany says – reply to this


      18

      That performance was 100000 times more insulting than any of Sarah Silverman's jokes!

    19. Olivia says – reply to this


      19

      Amen Perez! I was so ashamed that I actully use to be a fan. So much for a comeback…truly sad!!!

    20. jb says – reply to this


      20

      You hit it right on Perez. Nothing more to say.

    21. mary mary says – reply to this


      21

      WHAT ELSE DiD YOU EXPECT OUTTA HER AFTER HEARiNG WHAT SARAH SiLVERMAN WAS GONNA SAY ABOUT HER KiDS. i'M SUPRiSED SHE DiDNT COME OUT & BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HER. NO MATTER WHAT i HAVE FAiTH iN BRiT BRiT. SHE'LL COME BACK EVEN STRONGER !!!

    22. Manu says – reply to this


      22

      At least she did her nails…

      But, agreed….She was terrible!

    23. Forest says – reply to this


      23

      Damn, Perez. Kinda harsh, no. It was shiteous, but I felt sorry for her more than anything.

    24. erica says – reply to this


      24

      suckiest performance ever! i agree!

    25. Jane says – reply to this


      25

      You're right PEREZ!

    26. Ali says – reply to this


      26

      This is exactly what my friends and I said throughout the entire show. Alicia Keys was golden, and the whole thing overall was WAY too stimulating and hard to follow…honestly, I'm not a child that needs to be entertained every second.

    27. Julie says – reply to this


      27

      Wow, Perez! You basically told summed up exactly what the world is thinking! Way to go!

    28. Johnny says – reply to this


      28

      Word!

    29. kelly says – reply to this


      29

      wow. that about sums it up.

    30. Brandon says – reply to this


      30

      THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY BRIT FAILED TONIGHT… SHE'LL HAVE ANOTHER COME BACK

      Britney threatened to ditch her VMA performance just minutes before she took the stage. Want to know why? Britney overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her monologue in which she calls Britney's babies mistakes and takes jab after jab at Britney.

      Britney made it very clear with MTV that Sarah was NOT allowed to talk about her kids, and MTV agreed. That big-mouthed bitch said it anyway.

      Sam Lufti (VMA producer) was overheard backstage screaming at Sarah Silverman because of her outrageous remarks saying: "Sarah Silverman is a seriously unprofessional person to make fun of infants to get a laugh."

    31. tiff says – reply to this


      31

      cloudn't have said it any better myself

    32. yeahok says – reply to this


      32

      And after she kills herself, you're gonna be kissing her ass.

    33. S says – reply to this


      33

      You are a complete ass for writing that crap!!! FUCK YOU

    34. Jennifer says – reply to this


      34

      Well said, Perez!

    35. Melanie says – reply to this


      35

      the VMA's SUCKED! It was like the same 6 people performing and announcing. Britney has LOST IT! She is not the same girl and she should put some clothes on

    36. Dude says – reply to this


      36

      Visit www.house-md-blog.com instead and watch some quality tv instead of Britney killing herself on stage!!

    37. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


      37

      THAT BITCH IS TOAST!! U KNOW JUSTIN WAS LAUGHING AT HER STUPID ASS AND WAS GLAD HE DUMPED THAT HOE A LONG TIME AGO!!! CHRIS WAS ONLY USING HER TO GET HIS DICK SUCKED AND THEN HE BOUNCED!! YAY FOR SARAH WHO TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS!! BRTI HOE WOULD RATHER EAT CHEETOS AND SHOP SO FUCK HER! NOW THAT HER CAREER IS OVER SHE CAN PARTY AND EAT CHEETOS ALL DAY LONG!! NASTY WASHED UP WHITE TRASH!! WAY TO GO!!!

    38. me says – reply to this


      38

      she did just fine …….. chris brown was lipping as well i dont see u bitching about how badly he was ………

    39. conchord says – reply to this


      39

      amen! britney sucks! i hope no one buys her record cause she's not worth it. sooooooo lame, i coulda performed better!!!!

    40. BOSNIA says – reply to this


      40

      she needs good dick to wake her up. fucking slut wtf was she thinking

    41. cesar says – reply to this


      41

      i agree

    42. jadenchick says – reply to this


      42

      chris brown should of opened the show!

    43. cmee says – reply to this


      43

      give me more! FIRST

    44. yuwannaknow? says – reply to this


      44

      PEREZ GET IT RIGHT~~~~~~

      DID ANYONE SEE CHRIS BROWN’s PERFORMANCE? THAT IS WHAT TALENT IS! STOP HARPING ON BRITNEY AND CHECK OUT REAL TALENT!!!!!!!! LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      YES ALICIA KEYS WAS GOOD BUT NOT HER BEST! AND BELIEVE ME I LOVE ME SOME ALICIA KEYS!!!!!!!!!!

    45. MARIO says – reply to this


      45

      FUCK YOU PEREZ, TALK ABOUT BEER BELLY

      FUCK YOU

      FUCK YOU

      FUCK YOU

      YOUR A FUCKING FAT-ASS SON OF A BITCH…

    46. Gimme More says – reply to this


      46

      Perez are YOU calling her fat???

    47. me says – reply to this


      47

      I COMPLETELY AGREE
      she has never had much talent, but looked hot and had a few great songs (slave, toxic) and was very well marketed. Now its all fallen apart. she really has a terrible voice and ENOUGH OF THE LIP SYNCING. if you cannot sing you shouldnt be allowed to perform live in my opinion. I hope this complete waste of time will now give up!!

    48. Tara says – reply to this


      48

      I didn't like the way the VMA's were going at first but then I thought it was awesome how everyone was performing together and partying. Britney was a super huge disappointment, although I wished the best for her, I wasn't surprised.

    49. Jimmy says – reply to this


      49

      the whole awards… it made the titanic sinking look like christmas day…….waste waste

    50. Connie says – reply to this


      50

      well that was pretty harsh. kind of unnecessary. im sure she does have issues right now and i think she did try her best…but obviously she wasnt ready to deal with the vmas.

    51. Kristen says – reply to this


      51

      Agreed that shit blew, and I was really rooting for her too.

    52. liz says – reply to this


      52

      sad

    53. Duuh says – reply to this


      53

      SOOOOO agree!!!!!!

    54. David S! says – reply to this


      54

      Hear hear!

    55. Ashamed says – reply to this


      55

      Well for one…. I felt totally ASHAMED that I had to see that. HORRIBLE! Get your life together …… go take care of your kids and just disappear for a while… a long while.

    56. LYN says – reply to this


      56

      just heard that britney found out just alittle while before the performance of Sarah Silverman's monologue/bashing HER.. and she just wanted to get the show over with.

      i love britney & along with everyone else i WAS dissapointed.. i was expecting something HUGEEE! thought Criss Angel was helping her?! thank god for CHRIS BROWn.. hands down best performance along with alicia keys.. the VMAS SucKED . it was a waste of 2hrs of MY Life . i'm glad i got to see shia labeouf tho =) .. but poor brit. she needs help .. does SHE want this ANYMORE? her CD i heard is AMAZinG..but where's the DRIVE she had? SHE Defined PRoFESSIONAL always nailing performances.. for her sake i wish tonight didnt even happen.

      Thanks & pEREZ.. saw you on tv AND U LOOKED SEXY! FilL US in ON THE NIGHT BABYY =) =) xoxo

    57. Spensyr says – reply to this


      57

      Really Brit…talk about phoning it in. Even Miss South Carolina Teen's heinous appearance was better entertainment. Kudos to your producers on the song though.

    58. ~Kelly says – reply to this


      58

      God damnit I agree! If I had paid to watch that I would have demanded a refund and sued for emotional distress. She didn't look hot, when you're past your prime and no longer rockin' a hot body, you don't wear your bedazled underwear on tv. OMG Go fuck your hat Britney… *sigh

    59. Jb says – reply to this


      59

      First of all…yes it was bad but Mr Perez who the fuck are you? Get lipo

    60. Lala says – reply to this


      60

      Did anyone actually think her performance was going to go well? She has too many handlers who are afraid to tell her she is past her prime. After Sarah Silverman's comments I hope she doesn't kill herself.

    61. rachel says – reply to this


      61

      most of the people who won did not deserve it!!
      rihanna definitely deserved it
      beyonce totally did not
      the white stripes deserved best group
      amy winehouse deserved best new artist

      fuck britney
      fuck mtv
      this proves how fucking screwy the music industry is. its on its way to rock bottom.

      alicia keys was the best performer there. the hell with everyone else!!
      i luv you perez!

    62. micah says – reply to this


      62

      YOU KNOW WHAT PEREZ, GET THE FACTS BEFORE YOU BASH SOMEONE! IF SOMEONE WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY KIDS, ID BE PIST TOO!!! I FEEL SORRY YOUR DAD WAISTED SPERM ON YOU! WE LOVE YOU BRIT AND YOUR KIDS!! FUCK SARAH SILVERMAN!!!! HER SHOW SUCKED TOO!!!!

    63. anana says – reply to this


      63

      ha! thats a lil harsh perez but i geuss she deserved it

      it was kinda bad

      |||||||:

    64. Katie says – reply to this


      64

      She was terrible. But you can't still help but feel sorry for her - she looked so scared and self-conscious. But still, MTV's teaser commercials were far better than her lack-luster performance.

    65. Kitkat says – reply to this


      65

      I have never been a fan of Britney's hypersexual kiddie porn persona. I think her over sexual image is not "liberating" but something that teaches girls that being sexy and sexual makes you valuable, not the person inside.

      Putting all that tto the side, I think Britney is a talented singer (yes, singer) and dancer. I have seen sparks of true beauty and art in her music. The problem is every one expects her to return to her former glory as a sexxed up pop star. The public should drop that and Britney should drop that and begin her journey as a true musical artist. She should make songs about her journey thru life, love, and loss. She can do that. I hope she has the courage to drop and even to some extent, renounce elements of her former carreer, esp. parts that have contributed to the degradation of our culture. I hope the best for Britney. Our hearts break for her. She really can turn all of this into something good though.

    66. ALLISON says – reply to this


      66

      WHOA PEREZ, THAT IS UNCALLED FOR, IT WASNT THAT BAD, YES SHE COULD HAVE PUT IN MORE OF AN EFFORT, BUT GOD!!! WHAT AN ASS!! YOUR "FAME" HAS GONE TO YOUR HEAD

    67. lorna says – reply to this


      67

      if you look back at past britney vma performances (which you can see on youtube) you can see how into it she was, she loved what she was doing and you could tell. her spark is gone 100% she looked out of it and her dance moves were saying to the world that she did not want to be there, it was the most half assed performance i have ever seen. britney spears is officially done and i think its whats best for her because she doesnt give a shit anymore. and she used to be an amazing dancer what the fuck happened??

    68. HipMamaB says – reply to this


      68

      Amen Sista.
      I just thought she would have at least got her weave done right for the VMAs. That opening shot of the back of her nappy ass weave was enough for me to know that the rest was going to be horrific.

    69. Melissa says – reply to this


      69

      Yep. Couldn't agree more. Unless you have somethin' to show off…hide it. Please!

    70. france says – reply to this


      70

      agree yes'ar'ee…!

    71. Trish San Diego says – reply to this


      71

      Man your awesome ever running for President ! ??? Your so right !!! xoxo

    72. cake says – reply to this


      72

      It was like watching a ship sink…
      I knew she would suck…
      But not THIS bad…
      OMG!

    73. Miguel says – reply to this


      73

      She couldn't even fake it well. I am ashamed to call myself a fan of music. She represented everything that is wrong with music tonight.

    74. JB says – reply to this


      74

      I thought she did a great job. Are you not all aware that MTV wouldn't even let her do the original performance with Chris Angel? She had to change it at the last minute. AND…she looked great. She looks 10 times better than probably any of you AND she's had 2 kids. What's your excuse?????

    75. Collin says – reply to this


      75

      I loved the facial expressions on their faces in the crowd during the performance…

    76. Savannah says – reply to this


      76

      GO PEREZ!!! I couldn't agree more!!! It was worse than the holocaust…*shudder*

    77. lauren says – reply to this


      77

      damn perez. i have new found respect for you.

    78. anbsmama says – reply to this


      78

      DITTO!!! Amen, perez.

    79. onelooseanus says – reply to this


      79

      she looked fucked up to me.

    80. sam says – reply to this


      80

      totally agree.
      brittney we want you to come back, take your time. find out who you really are, take care of your children, be a mom, then come back, your fans will all be there rooting for you,

    81. Connie says – reply to this


      81

      interesting. why is this misfiled? do you not want her to see it or something?

    82. Marie Antnionnette says – reply to this


      82

      IM RICH AND FAT….YOU MUST LOVE ME

    83. sarah says – reply to this


      83

      I completely agree Perez. Britney sucked, but will blame it on everyone else.

    84. laughing hysterically says – reply to this


      84

      Hang it up Britney!!!! Go home and play with your kids, stay there, get to know them. You had no business being on stage tonight! hahahaa

    85. carissa says – reply to this


      85

      not even a brit brit fan before .. but im not into watching chicks od and permantly scar their children. way to really screw up and manage to disappoint and embarass us all. it reminded me of the slutty big girl at 4am left over at a frat party … go back to shooting up. and let us watch, that would probably be more stimulating.

    86. Shuffle_Demon says – reply to this


      86

      Well eho in the hell is suprised that Brtiney sucked as usual…lol.. her career was up long ago…she NEVER could sing…and her lypsynching sucked as much as she did….lol… thanks god the truth about her has finally come out…SHE NEVER HAD TALENT TO BEGIN WITH….AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS…

    87. dannyboi says – reply to this


      87

      OMG i was so excited about tonite !
      Im sooo dissapointed just like everybody else!
      she probably doesnt have what it takes anymore…just like everybody says

    88. me says – reply to this


      88

      #5 james: you obviously were not watching the same awards show,britney was sooooooo bad its pretty unbelievable she would do that. she was so stiff, stumbled around, looked dazed. alicia keys, nelly futado, all sang live and killed it.

    89. britney=suck.com says – reply to this


      89

      how atrocious. if she had to try-out, she couldn't make the backup dance squad that surrounded her.

    90. Melissa says – reply to this


      90

      You said it…

    91. andrea says – reply to this


      91

      it was painful to watch!

    92. Ciara says – reply to this


      92

      You said it!!! I had to cleanse myself by watching old Mariah Carey videos to remind myself that people can actually sing live in this world…

    93. Molly says – reply to this


      93

      The whole show was fucking trash. Trashy singer was fitting.

      Her stomach looked bloated as hell.

    94. Heather says – reply to this


      94

      Uhh James.. his "fat ass" is on stage. Don't you watch Celebrity Rap Superstar and he's pretty good at it.

    95. Shay says – reply to this


      95

      agreed

      +

      P.S. #5
      your children should be ashamed

    96. what about those roots?? says – reply to this


      96

      bitch couldn't get a touch up??
      or at least matching extensions?

    97. louise says – reply to this


      97

      shut up perez

    98. Confused, yet intrigued... says – reply to this


      98

      AMEN Perez! Preach it! That 'Letter to Brittany' was precisely what I was thinking…good job.

    99. Erin says – reply to this


      99

      I am a die hard Brittany fan…..this made me more sad than mad. She looked so dead. I was so excited for this performance………Ugh.

    100. kyle says – reply to this


      100

      PEREZ YOU ARE TEN TIMES THE SIZE OF BRITNEY SO DONT EVEN TALK U FATASS

    More comments: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1147 »