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An Open Letter To Britney Spears

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Dear Britney,

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn't even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by 'magic' we don't mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn't even do that well at the VMAs!

And you barely danced!

You couldn't even get good hair extensions??????

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don't go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

Let's repeat that. It's worth repeating.

A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.

Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

xoxo

Perez

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez's full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

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4622 comments to “An Open Letter To Britney Spears”

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  1. jen says – reply to this


    101

    Oh, this is ssoo sad…especially for the fans.

  2. CandyB says – reply to this


    102

    You said it hunny. She was AWFUL.

  3. Amanda M says – reply to this


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    I don't understand WHY she would do this to herself!! I sit here and watch old VMA performances on YouTube…the 2000 where she went from "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" into "Oops…I did it Again" and SHE WAS SO GREAT!!! Britney, how could you do this to yourself? She was stumbling all over the stage and even stopped lip synching…she didn't even look excited to be there!! There is no excuse for this…she has all the best people in the industry behind her. Britney, you are dead to me.

  4. Keekalater says – reply to this


    104

    the dancing was awfule. she looked very nervous. I feel bad, but she could have gotten it together. shame shame shame

  5. Alex says – reply to this


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    The Vmas sucked all around they seemed to be made for people with ADD wtf was going on everyone!! justin chris brown rihanna sucked ass it was pathetic……the same old shite everywhere

  6. Val says – reply to this


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    Yeah i was completely dissapointed. for some reason i was thinking that she woulda used this chance to redeem herself and show the world she isnt a complete fuck up but nope…i was wrong. geez…i wonder if she will ever get her shit together?!?!?!?

  7. morgan says – reply to this


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    i DONT think it was THAT horrible. it was like, semi - lame, but not completely lame. GIVE her a break, what do you expect from a woman who has two kids & shaved her head in public >

  8. Daniel says – reply to this


    108

    Ay Perez, deja de ser una jota reprimida, y ponte a trabajar en una zapateria, Britney es la mejor

  9. alibaba says – reply to this


    109

    OMG. I can't believe she didn't even TRY! So disgusted.

  10. Jakk says – reply to this


    110

    Right! The VMAs all around were a HUGE disappointment! And it all started with Brit! WTF? Bad hair, fat belly, stopped lip syncing 1/2 way through, PATHETIC "dancing"…the bitch couldn't even walk! I was disgusted by her lack of talent! THIS was gonna be her comeback? THIS just sealed her fate! Even though Sarah Silverman tanked, she did say one right thing… This is the best we will ever see from Brit again!

  11. KIM says – reply to this


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    PEREZ… U KNOW WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT?? IT'S ALL OVER THE 'NET… WELL I WILL WAIT TILL U'VE CAUGHT UP AND START BITCHING ON SARAH SILVERMAN AND MTV…

  12. lou says – reply to this


    112

    Ur a DICK perez~!!! Fuck You, Fuck You!!

  13. dustin says – reply to this


    113

    the whole show was garbage….although everyone was hammered which was entertaining at least

  14. yes suh says – reply to this


    114

    HARSH! But totally true…

  15. aveda says – reply to this


    115

    this actually made me sad….we all were rooting for her… and she sucked ASS - you said it perez - FUCK YOU BRITNEY!!!!!!!

  16. El de Juncos says – reply to this


    116

    Mira loca sucia, deja de joder con Britney.

  17. Mia says – reply to this


    117

    yea i felt bad 4 her..but it seems like she didnt even try! its a lack of confidence and commitment..mayb she jus needs ta sit down..dag…i was rooting 4 her 2..idk now

  18. amy says – reply to this


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    no fuck you perez. you and people like you are why everyone thinks our country is so shallow. the cruel things that sarah silverman said about britney's kids should have been said to your mom about you.

  19. I gave your daughter an STD and she paid for the abortion says – reply to this


    119

    I would still love to stick my face in her sweaty ass crack.

  20. Melissa M says – reply to this


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    Seriously Britney was TERRIBLE. She looked like one of those rejects on American Idol. Not only did she not sing she looked down the whole time and barely danced. It was so aweful. They should have left the camera shot panned out so you could barely see her, because the whole thing was difficult to watch. Thanks Perez for saying what everyone else is thinking.

  21. arko says – reply to this


    121

    You are so awesome Perez

  22. Tucker says – reply to this


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    let's not send her back to rehab - she is finally coming back into the pulbic foray…you people are going to scare her off y'all. Let's just count this as her first little bump in the road on her way back…

  23. maria says – reply to this


    123

    i thought she looked pretty…but she definitely wasn't/isn't ready for a comeback anytime sooN!

  24. Nat says – reply to this


    124

    I liked the song and I thought she looked great, not her outfit though…

  25. X says – reply to this


    125

    Re: MARIO

    haha….zing!

  26. lilly says – reply to this


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    i totaly agree. and i am sure there are people out there that are gonna say come on give her a chance, but get a freakin grip all of you THERE IS NO DEFENDING HER!!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT WAS BAD!!!!!!!!!

  27. dina says – reply to this


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    i dont think it was that bad she looked really nervous give her a break and she lookes sexy i dont see fat

  28. kkkkkkataaaaa says – reply to this


    128

    kind of harsh, but yeah she was a dud

  29. Nat says – reply to this


    129

    Harsh man, let's be honest, on that stage was not a happy girl. Something's clearly not right

  30. chavez says – reply to this


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    haha perez you are so fucking hilarious. get over it though that trainwreck is about to crash.

  31. Pledge Jones says – reply to this


    131

    Harsh man….harsh.

  32. baby says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA I FUCKING HATE HER I HOPE THAT BITCH CHOKES ON DICK AND DIESSSSSS!!!

    GET AIDS SLUT.

  33. Andrea says – reply to this


    133

    i'm going to have to agree with perez..
    FUCK YOU BRITNEY!

    Give Kevin the kids :)

  34. scooter says – reply to this


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    that was the most boring show(except chris brown) britney was too fat, and looked like she tripped several times. Alicia Keys is NOT a power singer and needs to find a stylist that can get clothes that fit! You could totally see her rolls of fat under that vest. No wonder MTV won't show repeats of the show.

  35. ashlee says – reply to this


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    really she did everything you said i was thinking it all as i watched but the funnier part was the look on fiddy's face as he watched it like he was embarrassed about what he said on the red carpet and i hope her kids get taken away all they gotta do is show her performance to the lawyers and say just watch!!! but i thought the vmas fucking rocked the livest one ever!!!!!

  36. GD says – reply to this


    136

    That performance was horrible and the VMA's on the whole was unorganized and chaotic. Just because you spew out a number of hits does not make you capable of understanding how to run a T.V. program, Timberland. Everyone was either drunk or high and too busy having a good time in Vegas to remember that the whole process was being taped live for everyone to see.

  37. allie says – reply to this


    137

    BRIT BRIT heard sarah silverman's performing her RUDE and INSULTIN monolouge back stage….she compared brit's kids to her va jay jay!!! NO, she wasn't amazing, and her weave looked greasy, BUT if someone was talking shit about my kids 2 seconds before i went on stage, I suppose i wouldn't have looked so hot either..FUCK SARAH SILVERMAN…..she's not funny!!!

  38. Fuck You Perez! says – reply to this


    138

    BAHA! Dude your huge…Britney has had 2 kids! Whats your excuse?
    Your a fucking douche.

  39. Jake says – reply to this


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    What dumb bitch.

    Not only was her performance pathetic, but I lost all respect for the VMAs when they had that stupid girl from South Carolina who cant even speak make fun of herself, for people making fun of her. There are some things that you just cant play off with a few laughs and a smile. Two of those things would be Britneys performance and Miss Teen Drop-Out South Carolina.

    I had some hopes for Britney, she had the opportunity to kill it (like Alicia Keys, as I totally agree that she was nothing less than amazing) but god damn did she ruin that one. The Reign of Miss Britney Spears is officially over.

  40. Lauren says – reply to this


    140

    oh…I think she looked pretty, you're in a nasty mood tonight eh??

  41. Sue says – reply to this


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    Shut up Perez u r really fat so why dont u join a gym………. I heard she did it on purpose because she found out about what sarah silverman was going to say

  42. belle says – reply to this


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    PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!! I could sleep walk better through that "performance"…….LOSER. Good thing she makes 730K per month, cause no one will pay her for her shity "work" in the future!!

  43. Cici says – reply to this


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    UGh the VMAS SOOOOOOOO SUCKED THIS year…damn mtv they think they are going over the top but they completely suck ass!

  44. aly says – reply to this


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    Re: Brandon – i totally agree that sarah is unprofessional. that was a terrible thing to say about the children. britney has enough problems why sit there and bash her to her face? and sarah is just NOT FUNNY.

  45. Shanna Effin says – reply to this


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    the awards all around was pretty bad. it didnt have the regular VMA feel or vibe. i didnt like it at all to be honest. i must say it was pretty funny when lauren and the girls from the hills present JT with his award and he said that MTV should play more videos and less reality stuff… LOL

  46. lauren says – reply to this


    146

    Re: JB

    well i think our excuse is that we are not being paid millions of dollars to entertain.

  47. gugel says – reply to this


    147

    SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT….. glad it was perez

  48. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this


    148

    I dont think they sucked, Chris brown was amazing! britney..was dissapointing, she'll never get what she once had… she lost it. and she should not have worn that…i dunno i think she is done.

  49. shittey smears says – reply to this


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    i am dumber for having watched this…whoever buys her album, gives her a dime, or supports her in any way shape or form should be shot dead in the middle of traffic…she is beyond pathetic and this performance clearly shows that she should no longer be allowed to "entertain" .. calling this entertainment, is like calling k-fed a success .. my a**hole lipsyncs better than her .. BOO SHITTEY SMEARS!!!!

    MTV should be canned .. BRING BACK MUSIC VIDEOSSS!

  50. Tara says – reply to this


    150

    Chris Brown freakin rocked!! He wasn't able to sing because of all the dancing he was doing.

  51. WashedUpAward says – reply to this


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    Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE! Stick a fork in her beer gut, she's DONE!

  52. sarah-silverman-rocks says – reply to this


    152

    sure she looked like a beer barrel up there, and of course she had the energy of an 82 year old, but SHE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN THE TIME TO SHAVE THOSE PITS !!!!

  53. Lauren says – reply to this


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    RIGHT ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE SEND TO BRIT ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. hateeveryoneequally says – reply to this


    154

    VERY WELL PUT!!!!!!!!

  55. Crystal says – reply to this


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    It needed to be said. GOD I WAS PRAYING FOR HER PERFORMANCE TO BE FAB. But she blew it.

  56. Jayden says – reply to this


    156

    LMFAO @ all the Britney fans defending her. It's a lost cause — give it up you freaks!! The performance was HORRIBLE plain and simple…so stop giving excuses ’cause you won't convince anyone!

  57. cc says – reply to this


    157

    fuck that talentless bitch, when are you going to cover the tommy lee/kid rock fist fight?

  58. veronica says – reply to this


    158

    amen!

  59. BooBoo says – reply to this


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    Amen Perez! She should really re-think the whole "comeback" thing. She should head back to Louisiana and get a job at the Wal-Mart restocking the music section. That is as close as she should be able to get to music after that shiteous performance!

  60. Kimberly says – reply to this


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    I think she wants to bomb…I think she's done with the whole "being famous" thing. That's the only thing I can think of that would explain her half ass effort to "perform" I think MTV should stop payment on her check! Rock on my honest blogger!

  61. Connie says – reply to this


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    nevermind. its been fixed.

    i think this is a little harsh. i mean we all know she has problems and im sure she is dealing with them as best she can. that being said, i think it was too early for her to try to do a performance for anything. it was obvious she didnt care if she was partying instead of rehearsing. it was nice of mtv to give her a chance, but i really think she wasnt ready for the responsibility.

  62. Meranda says – reply to this


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    Ok, her performance was crap but why is everybody complaining about her body? I bet it looks beter than yours Perez! Give the woman a break she had two babies. She looks better than 90% of America because you're all fat!

  63. CoolPapa says – reply to this


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    I bet she's still a wild fuck when shes all coked diddley oked up…:D

  64. Matthew says – reply to this


    164

    WHAT A SHAME!!!
    I could so overlook the outfit. I could so overlook the lipsyncing. But, come on. This is suppose to be a comeback.

  65. Thanks for saying that says – reply to this


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    Perez-
    Thanks for saying that….everything we "all"are thinking.
    Thought the VMA's sucked donkey kong balls…Too much going on, producers should be fired.
    I think Brit hit rock bottom tonight. Can anyone say ..REHAB?
    She needs "Promises" on speed dial. …
    Let's hope she brings her family back in her life…she is dead inside…
    XXStephanieXX

  66. gina says – reply to this


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    I am behind PS #3. So true! Alicia Keys singing was one of the few examples of actual "music" being performed at the VMAs. The rest was just noise. If they were white, they were screaming into the mic. If they were black, they rapped. Miss too cool for school Fergie didn't even show up to get her award from this mess.

  67. Mary says – reply to this


    167

    She seems dead inside I hope she doesn't kill herself

  68. omgosh says – reply to this


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    omg Perez.. I know she should be guided better.. but that was harsh.. people like you are going to make people like her commit suicide. i believed the performance was not up to par like we'd expect, but she brought that to herself and all we can say is. "this was disappointing. She should have done better, she should just keep on trying because this time around wasn't professional and if she tries harder, she can make it." or somewhere along those lines. Silverman didn't do a great of a job either dissing her babies.. her suicide rate will go up just wait.. she'll do more than shave her head and it'll be the ppl's fault and yes including you and SARAH SILVERMAN. can't we just feel sorry for her and not hate her so much. she's just a confused young woman. I was a fan when she started.. but we all saw her decline. what can we do?

  69. TheAmazingTif says – reply to this


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    Maybe I'm the only one who feels bad for her. She seems to be going down the same path Anna Nicole Smith did. Whatever she's taking, drinking, or smoking, there are lots of ppl around her making it happen. Tonight's performance was just sad. I do give the girl credit for bothering to show up and not falling off the stage. That poor little girl is just sooo lost.

    Btw, the whole show was pretty bad. There were some good performances but they kept cutting those short. It came off disorganized and messy. I have to admit it was funny that Kayne felt he was too good to actually attend. He spent most of the night upstairs throwing a party in his suite!!

  70. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    Absolutely agree. It was disgusting. I knew it wasnt going to be anything good, but a little effort would have been appreciated.

  71. speedy says – reply to this


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    I like the song, I really do. But who is telling her what to do in her camp? A bikini? Really? Is anyone afraid to tell her she's fat? She could have dressed better and tried harder dancing. Is was as if she just went through the motions. Has she really lost it that much? Her mom needs to slap her around.

  72. meredith says – reply to this


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    Umm and WHAT the hell is with her craptastic hair extensions?? It's called a wig britt, you should definetly own a few of those. Annddd you would THINK with this being your alleged "comeback" you'd loose a little weight….jesus christo.

  73. eric says – reply to this


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    Perez you will be the one to fade before Britney ever does

    What goes around, Comes Around. YOu will die a lonely fat GAY MAN with ten cats then burn in hell

  74. Brenton says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    She had two kids and she still looks pretty damn sexy. You're a fatass, what's your excuse?

  75. get ghetto bitchney says – reply to this


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    She could have totally made up for it by running out on stage and busting sarah silverman in the back of the head… or at least throwing a boot from the side stage!! fo real embrace your inner trashiness ms. spears

  76. cake says – reply to this


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    It was like watching a ship sink……
    I knew she would reeeeeally suck….
    But not THIS baaaaad…
    CAN'T believe any of you people thought she could sing anyways.
    That dumbass chipmunk needs some serious help!

  77. Allison says – reply to this


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    You tell her, Perez! The performance was horrible, pathetic and boring…and the outfit was cheap and desperate looking! She had a huge shot at at comeback and she totally blew it.

    My fav was Chris Brown (+ Rihanna)!! That's what true performance is!!

  78. Elle says – reply to this


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    Thank you! I agree completely, she insulted us all with that bull.

  79. L says – reply to this


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    HAHA BRIT SUX.

  80. sarah says – reply to this


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    yeah i am totally dissapointed
    but how great was the awkwardness of jamie foxx and jennifer garner

  81. Cara says – reply to this


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    Ha… she didn't shave her pits!

  82. Lala says – reply to this


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    Wow! I didn't think Brit's camp could come up with an excuse that fast for her horrible performance. It's all because of Sarah, right? Of course it has nothing to do with the drugs, drinking, and nervous breakdown!!! I don't want to see the girl kill herself so please quit making excuses for her. She needs a big dose of reality!

  83. missy says – reply to this


    183

    can i get a hell ya!

  84. Victoria says – reply to this


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    I really can't even defend this. I am a devoted britney fan and I have run out of excuses. Aside from the performance flaws ( appearing to be under the influence, greasy stringy, badly colored hair, body not toned enough to wear what she did, the awful lip singing, just going through the dance movements with hardly any effort into it… ) aside from all that, I am truly truly disapointed. Britney had so much support from the other celebs, and mtv gave her an incredible oppurtunity. I have never seen a star being given so many chances, by so many people. What celeb, can do the things she has done, and still have people rooting for them and holding out for a comeback? I have never seen fans that are so loyal and willing to forgive and willing to sweep the past under the rug with just one great performance, and she can't deliever it. how long do her fans have to hold out? does she care? Heck, even perez gave her the benefit of the doubt and was rooting for her. Does britney want to be a star? is she willing to work hard? Doesn't look like it. I will always be a fan, but I am no longer holding out for the comeback. She is rich off of her fan base, and this is the best she could give? I don't know if I will buy her album. I want to, but I don't want to support her, and send the message that what she gave her fans tonight was actually acceptable. She made a joke out of the music industry. It takes hard work to be at the top and she doesn't appear interested :(

  85. Mel says – reply to this


    185

    The VMA's sucked!
    Britney sucked!

    All around just a sad show…

  86. alyssa says – reply to this


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    like a confused, fat kitty cat mumbling around the stage looking for her litter box. but not a cute one. in all fairness, i thought she'd look worse.

  87. straight frog says – reply to this


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    I DID NOT fuck Britney

  88. rube says – reply to this


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    a lil harsh but i (as a huge brit fan) was saddened.

  89. beth says – reply to this


    189

    i hope she reads this.

  90. Demandrea says – reply to this


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    Jiggly puff mama mama– I love Sarah Silverman's comparison of her adorable babies/mistakes to her shaved vajayjay ~(())~ The VMAs were so badly/overly produced I thought I would have a seizure from the bad graphic designs, flashing backgrounds, confusing cuts to different 'parties'…what the fuck was that all about?? Cram as much crap into our brains as possible and hope for the best?

  91. Danielle says – reply to this


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    BTW you spelled "were" wrong it's where. Britney probably knows how to spell Perez.

  92. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    Agree. A little effort would have been appreciated, but she couldnt even do that. Disgusting.

  93. real britney says – reply to this


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    PS bajillion donning fucking underwear when you're eightynine years old is a little tacksville, so is wearing a wig that is poorly straightened. ITS A FUCKING WIG. youre a mother. show a little class

  94. martha says – reply to this


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    you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park our of britney. . . is what I always say. . .

  95. erik says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez,
    I have not a fan a britney at all, but I can say she has put on some good shows before. Also, I think you new song is shit. When I was saw you performance on the vma's it just made me so angree, because not only was it disrespectful to mtv, and the fans, but is was disrespectful to all the singers with talent that cant get signed, and will never have a chance to preform on such a grand scale. I mean she made the whole music industry look like a joke. If only we could all make millions for shit.

  96. m says – reply to this


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    okay seriously when it comes down to it britney sucked. there's no excuse for her pathetic attempt at a performance. she shouldnt have wore what she did — yeah she looks decent for having babies, but in no way, shape or form is she in her snake-wearing days. she looked like she half-assed the entire thing and almost reminded me of a dress rehersal for a show. she couldnt even mouth words to pretend like she was singing. and the thing with sarah silverman, thats absolutely pathetic. she sees tabloids every day. she watches tv and hears people bash her trashy-self. if that was a trailer park talent show, she would have lost.

  97. BVinny says – reply to this


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    Well said, Perezer.
    And yeah, the VMA's overall stunk pretty bad.
    It just seemed like they produced the damn thing yesterday.
    Sarah Silverman wasn't that funny, Britney was no suprise…the only thing I liked out of it was the Foo Fighters performance.

    Good job, MTV, and take Justin Timberlake's advise…PLAY MORE MUSIC VIDEOS!!!

  98. ella minnow pea says – reply to this


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    she looked like she didn't give a shit about being there or being on stage. I saw her back in the day and maybe she didn't sing and whatever but she was a kickass performer - but now, she's so done.

  99. Alex says – reply to this


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    That's way too harsh. She's not hurting anyone but herself. If we're honest, we're all kind of grooving on the train wreck aspect of all of this. She's probably finished, and that's a terrible thing.

    She's a weak person. She seems to be a good natured and kind person as well. I can't think of her going out of her way to be mean to anyone — that's why what you said was too harsh.

    But she's weak, and she's going to go down, and she's going to do it in front of everyone, and it's a terrible thing.

  100. ruthie says – reply to this


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    WTF?? No guts no glamour…l lame VAM'a AT BEST…poor Brit…what's with all the"VIP" parties?!? So dumb.

    xo

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