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An Open Letter To Britney Spears

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Dear Britney,

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn't even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by 'magic' we don't mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn't even do that well at the VMAs!

And you barely danced!

You couldn't even get good hair extensions??????

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don't go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

Let's repeat that. It's worth repeating.

A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.

Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

xoxo

Perez

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez's full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

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  1. DAViD says – reply to this


    4001

    i AGREE WiTH RiCHARD. AND YOU'RE A FAT SACK OF SHiT!! i WANNA SEE YOU DO BETTER ON "CELEBRiTY RAP SUPERSTAR", MAYBE BUST A MOVE. BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY LEAK GREASE ALL OVER THE STAGE AND FALL. HATER!!

    P.S. iF ANYONE NEEDS HELP iS YOU. YOU'RE LETTiNG ALL YOUR iNSECURiTiES GET TO YOU. BUT SHOOT, LOOKiNG LiKE YOU, WHO WOULDN'T?! MAYBE GET A PERSONAL TRAiNER?!

  2. enough says – reply to this


    4002

    I will never visit your website again.

  3. BIRDIE says – reply to this


    4003

    Hi Perez, I've been thinking al day on what to say on my first blog entry ever… I read your columnd everyday… and I'm just confused about this whole"'Britney Comeback" I must say that I'm not a fan of her music but as I've been following her descent from the top i truly, "personally believe" that she could just get her act together and rock it… but… sadly (in a way, it was so sad) she blew it.
    My question is: Why did MTY invite her? I mean… others could have done better… I think that MTV knew that the show was going to suck anyways, so they booked her to get better ratings… I'm not patronizing her presentation ( She looked as scared as a deer infront of a truck with the headlights on) but she just could've said NO .
    Any news on when your show's airing in Mexico?

  4. Susan says – reply to this


    4004

    Right on man! Right. Fucking. On. I am so severly disappointed and so utterly NOT surprised by her performence last night. I have a PS to add: Britney, as a former fan, please retire and move back to Lousianna and for fuck sake, please please focus on your kids for once. They are far more important than your career could ever be. Besides, it's over. Please get that.

  5. brittany hegedus says – reply to this


    4005

    and did no one else notice when sarah silvermen is talking some guy yells out "YOUR UGLY!" no seriously go to hear hear her opening skit

  6. brittany hegedus says – reply to this


    4006

    and did no one else notice when sarah silvermen is talking some guy yells out "YOUR UGLY!" no seriously go to hear hear her opening skit

  7. jesus says – reply to this


    4007

    yeah. you know… everyone whose replying to this.. is probably fatter than britney could ever be. just because shes not half dead looking anymore doesnt mean shes fat. wanna know what happend to the old hyped up performance we were promised? talk to the reps with mtv and the people with the palms, the mirror shit insurance was going to be far too much, and mtv said britneys previous dancing routines would be far to racey for the mtv vmas of today. even though .. yeah the vmas this year just sucked some of your fat ass perez. i still cant believe that you are getting your own tv show or whatever. i wonder how many episodes will air.. why dont you make a bet with people.. like if it lasts longer than chaotic youll call up miss jenny craig… and if it doesnt.. then you shoot yourself in the face.

  8. Taytay says – reply to this


    4008

    I felt so bad for her!! What the hell happened Britney!! I was so excited to see you and by the end I just wanted to cry. Britney please get a new circle around you. Your fans are waiting!!!!!

  9. Daniela says – reply to this


    4009

    Heyy you guys need to seriouslyy grow the fuckk up when you dont know what the fuck she has been throughhh and if u ALL had lives you would not be soo intrested in hers….you all need to give her fuckingg timee to get back in linee….and i dont care who gets mad at what i am saying but honestlyy leave her the fuckkk alone….JEALOSUY IS A SICKNESS GET WELL SOON BIOTCHESS….u all need helpp….fuckk you all

    x0×0x

  10. roxy says – reply to this


    4010

    p.s. Fuck MTV! The VMAs sucked hard and long cock this year! Even though Timberlake is a massive a-hole, he is right—play more fucking videos. They gave away moonmen that had nothing to fucking do with the videos themselves. Why do i care if someone is a quadrople threat, did they have a video out? They had to invent shitty awards because no-one has seen half the shit out over the last year due to watching mind numbing shows about bratty whores spending a million dollars on their sweet sixteen. How could they let brittany go out there. She was so fucking high, it was so sad. She didn't give a fuck, she is over and needs to go get help and put some clothes on. She should pack it in, it was horrifying watching that last night. MTv just pimped her out for ratings——-fuck mtv!

  11. Amy says – reply to this


    4011

    I think all you people need to get a life.. If you don't like her don't watch her or read about her.
    She is a person with feelings- You have no idea what goes on behind closed doors in her life.
    How would you like it if you got followed everyday and everything you ate or did got published. How would you like it if day after day people assumed things about you !!!
    I thought she looked great. She just had back to back babies - My guess is a lot of you writing these things could stand to lose a few- Look in the mirror people before you feel the right to judge others !!!!
    You all need to stop being so jealous- when you critize others or make fun of them is because you are lacking something yourself–
    So the girl has a few drinks.. When did someone make a law that because you had a child you can no longer drink. As long as those kids are not in danger– then let the girl be. Your life does not stop because you have 2 kids.
    How would you all like if your life was judged on a daily basis.. My guess is no one on here is a true angel….

  12. Kort says – reply to this


    4012

    I thought the "good" performances weren't played enough (ex: Rihanna and Fall out Boy, Cee Lo and the Foo Fighters, Ne-YO Gym Class Heroes..etc..) But overall, it was all pretty fuckin confusing to me.

    As for the letter…..A FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!

  13. Dog in Heat? says – reply to this


    4013

    Unless you are referring to a dog in heat, you need not use the term "bitch". As a homosexual, minority, I would imagine you of all people know how it feels to be characterized in derogatory terms. Please, please, please stop being a hypocrite and focus on the rights of all people. Gays and Latino's aren't the only oppressed groups in society. Women represent 51% of the population and still face terms like "whore" and "bitch" on daily basis. I won't even get into to racism. Why not set a good example of equal respect for all and toss out all terms that are sexist, racist, and homophobic. The more you use these terms, the more desensitized people become. We all know it's not okay to say fag, or the N word. Let's also make it not okay to refer to women as bitches or whores. You demand equal respect, and so do I. Practice equality, not hypocrisy.

  14. jonathan says – reply to this


    4014

    harsh words for someone lacking in the looks and talent department himself. I won't be expecting much on your new show either.

  15. christy says – reply to this


    4015

    Re: James
    james, i agree with what you said. perez's open letter was a bit harsh, but nevertheless, very honest. britney's comeback was pretty terrible. shes never gonna rise again.

  16. Tony Reed says – reply to this


    4016

    This is a severely shortened version of my blog on myspace. lookup username: qabala

    …Mario, good luck with your show. I'm sure the public can't wait for you to out another gay man who just wants to be left alone. We'll be watching with baited breath as you attack celebrity fashion choices that you couldn't afford (although judging by many of your photos, you're in no place to talk). And, of course, we can't wait to hear you criticize performances that you wish you had the gaul, talent, budget, acumen, and/or creativity to do yourself. The viewing audience will be there in their envy and jealousy of the celebrities they pay to hate. I can already hear the sound of billions of neurons dying as their synaptic charges die out. Perhaps your show gives credence to social darwinism. Apparently it's time to thin the herd for humanities survival.

    Never mind, you don't need luck with your show. It'll do just fine.

  17. Otwins says – reply to this


    4017

    Dear Perez,

    I Love you!!!
    I LOVE YOU!!!!!

    You have my vote you hot rap star you!!!
    xxoo

  18. BIRDIE says – reply to this


    4018

    Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO PEREZ: – Britney needs to take time off from the whole celebrity world, she needs to keep a low profile, go to a retreat… get ready for court, learn how to deal with the press… I strongly believe that the press is trying to destroy her… and she needS to know when to dissapear… I dont undestand why she keeps feeding the sharks… SUCK IT UP AND MOVE ON…

  19. ainsley says – reply to this


    4019

    wow perez. you crossed the line bitch.
    I agree, britneys performance REEKED. you have all the right to say that, and i'll say it too.
    but holy shit, are you trying to make her kill herself? for christ sake grow a heart. you can be funny without being a dickhead.

  20. ainsley says – reply to this


    4020

    wow perez. you crossed the line bitch.
    I agree, britneys performance REEKED. you have all the right to say that, and i'll say it too.
    but holy shit, are you trying to make her kill herself? for christ sake grow a heart. you can be funny without being a dickhead.

  21. Lucia says – reply to this


    4021

    A few things…
    All of you douchebags who are writing "Hey Perez, I'd love to see your fat ass perform on stage"… PEREZ IS NOT TRYING TO BE A POPSTAR!! Perez is a CELEBRITY BLOGGER. He doesn't get his "fat ass" to perform on stage because he is aware and completely conscious that he would make a fool of himself; something that Britney should've done too, before that DISASTER she performed last night!!
    Second, so Britney was "upset" and THAT'S why she performed like that? TING TING TING, BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know how many famous artists are upset about different things that happens to them before they get on stage, but they are professional enough not to let that hurt their performance?? WHY? Because they appreciate their fans. Because people are EXCITING to see them perform and they want to deliver. Unless she had diarrhea, she had no RIGHT and no EXCUSE to do what she fucking did on stage at the VMAs.
    And third, I'm not a hater. I don't hate Britney. I really feel bad for her and I truly hope that all the bastards that turned her into this rot in hell. And I don't agree with Perez being so fucking mean… But you know what? SO BE IT! The bitch earned it.

    Britney, next time, if you are going to do that, don't do anything AT ALL! We'll love you more for it.

  22. Wendi says – reply to this


    4022

    LOVE UR HONESTY, u say what all of us are thinking. God, do we ever hope Brit reads this and takes it seriously!! At first I felt for the girl, after the missing panty pics, the shaving head thing. Does she even know parents are supposed to lead by example? Those poor, poor kids! Hope a therapist is readily available!!

  23. meg says – reply to this


    4023

    Bravo. Absolutely fucking spot on.

  24. Yen says – reply to this


    4024

    Dude you said it the best!!! She just fucked up in front of millions of people and disrespected everyone who paid attention to her lame ass!!!! Fuck Britney….. She belongs in REHAB not on stage making a FOOL of herself and WASTING OUR GODDAMN TIME!!!!!!!

  25. Natalie says – reply to this


    4025

    strangely my post about perez will not show up
    censorship on his behalf?

  26. Natalie says – reply to this


    4026

    Open Letter to Perez
    YOU SUCK!!!!
    You are the attention sucking whore not her, using her breakdowns to gain fame for yourself.
    Come on how many child stars and celebs from a young age dont go down the road she has?
    I think it's about nearly every rockband in history?? Problem is she gets the camera in her face 24/7.
    Of course Any person would go nuts from that.

    ANYONE willing to do a website dedicated to finding dirt on perez??
    Drug?? Boyfriends?? etc
    Lets see if MY comment gets censored :)

  27. Tatiana says – reply to this


    4027

    Britney disappointed me! I was expecting so much more from her. It's really sad… I really do have hope for her but then again… look at what she's done. Right now, she's at a point in her life that she doesn't care about shit but partying. BRITNEY- GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!! Next thing she knows, she's going to be on one of those VH1 has been shows.

  28. Jennifer says – reply to this


    4028

    you know perez, i must say this is the last time I will read your website, I don't think you should make fun of people who have a sickness, like the one she has, did you ever think that she could read this and end her life by all the cruel comments you posted, Is really sad to know that you represent us latinos.

  29. L says – reply to this


    4029

    Re: Savannah – thats a little extreme, think before you talk you stupid ho

  30. KEZ says – reply to this


    4030

    watch this queen, its funny shit haha!!!

  31. donatella says – reply to this


    4031

    that is funny because THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE WANTING HER TO FLOPP.
    YOU ARE SUCH A HIPPO-CRIT. yes i spelled hippo because who the fuck are you to insult britney?

  32. Charles says – reply to this


    4032

    She's a fucking mess!!!!!!!!! Get the fuck out of this world!!!!

  33. heather says – reply to this


    4033

    Give it to Perez this time. Its not the weight. He made a perfect point. Everyone is downing her and she had enough practice and she was out of it from whatever I don't care. She looked uncomfortable and didn't lip sync well. By industry standards she is little overweight but average society standards she looked fine. It was the one chance to just shake her shit, give some tude and she fizzled from a pure blah performance. She party all she wants but I have partied harty then her in my day. Highschool, college and professional life and I knew everytime I missed the grade, did poorly on the exam or just didn't even give an ok performance at work due to staying out an partying. Its not a hangover issue, its called just having enough sleep. I know my job but if I don't have the steam to do the job then my mind is on getting home to sleep.

    Her one chance to just get up there and have fun. She fucked it up. I am not a Brit hater or fan but I have to say I was really shocked seriously.

    Anyways…………………………… :(

  34. chachi says – reply to this


    4034

    Re: Valerie
    the best comment so far.

  35. SAM/STEPH says – reply to this


    4035

    WE THINK ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE INSULTING BRITNEY SHOULD GET YOUR OWN LIFE, AND STOP CRITICISING HER. SHE DID WAY BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR DUMB CUNTS COULD. SHE HAS ISSUES WE ALL KNOW THIS, (AS IF ANY OF YOU DON'T E.G. PEREZ YOUR A FAT TALENTLESS HYPOCRIT), WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE TO WORK OUT HER PROBLEMS. MAYBE IF PEOPLE SUPPORTED HER SHE WOULDN'T BE SO TERRIFIED TO GET BACK IN THE PUBLIC EYE. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!!! SHE GREW UP BEING SCRUTINIZED BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT HER TO DO WELL, WHEN EVERYONE IS JUST GOING TO TALK SHIT ANYWAY?

    PEACE OUT DOUCHEBAGS

    P.S. #1- PEREZ YOU CAN FUCKING DIE
    P.S. #2- GET A LIFE AND STOP WASTING YOURS TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS FATTY
    P.S. #3- WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE YOU UP ON STAGE IN A SPARKLY BRA AND PANTY, I WOULD WANT FRONT ROW SEATS TO THAT JIGGLE FEST.
    P.S. #4- WE'RE NOT SAYING BRITNEY IS QUEEN, BUT SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HORSE SHIT. LEAVE HER ALONE!!

    I'M DONE NOW.

    THANKS FOR LISTENING YOU IRRITATING WART! :)

    P.S. #5- GET YOUR OWN NAME AND STOP TRYING TO BE A TALL SKINNY BLONDE WOMAN, AND EXCEPT THAT YOUR A D-LIST CELEBRITY.

  36. fyre says – reply to this


    4036

    dear perez,

    you're mean - horribly so and I will not read your blog ever again.

    Sincerely,
    S/.

  37. Lindsey says – reply to this


    4037

    yea..it was a complete bomb…and perez you're one silly betch I heart you…but honestly I just felt sorry for her…like honestly sorry for her, she should've never done that shit to herself….damn…she would be better off in rehab than to have gone and done that, no? welp…maybe this will make her see she's gotta get her shit together….but honestly thatw as really….really awful

    p.s. fuck the sarah silverman bullshit she's amazing and so what if britney heard her joke…Sarah is a COMEDIAN!!!! and that is the kind of stuff she's known for..making FUN of people…who takes it to heart?? NO ONE!!!!….cunts

  38. mariah says – reply to this


    4038

    I THINK SHE DID GOOD FOR NOT PERFORMING IN A LONG TIME.

  39. Shyla says – reply to this


    4039

    Admittedly, this post is a bit on the harsh side, but Britney definitely doesn't deserve praise for her performance last night. She has no one to blame but herself for the massive disappointment that her so-called "comeback" turned out to be. She has proven herself to be reckless, mentally unstable, and unprofessional. I highly doubt Britney would be receiving this degree of backlash from her fans if she had at least pretended to give a damn that she was performing. This was her second chance to prove to the fans that held on to the lingering hope that Britney was just going through a tough phase, just that. She screwed up. Instead of working to perfect her comeback, she decided to engage in the same reckless behavior that has characterized her as of late. Not only is she disrespecting herself, her family, and her children, but also her fans.
    Her utter disregard for both her career was quite obvious last night. To those that claim that at least "she gets off her ass and works," you are wrong. She proved that yesterday. As for the "courage" it took her to perform in front of her peers - it doesn't take courage to numb yourself with drugs and stumble around a stage.

  40. crazyp says – reply to this


    4040

    hey James are you on crack ?? You think that fat ass mess looked hot . What is wrong with your eyes. I was getting embarrased for her watching her perform . She was SHITEOUS. And she obvioulsy should not be prancing around in skimpy ass undies with a fat belly like that . She SUCKS . she will never be the britney she once was . K fed needs to take the kids..

  41. Victoria says – reply to this


    4041

    Just like another fat legend performing in Vegas 30 some years ago.

    Here's fat Britney!

  42. GET REAL says – reply to this


    4042

    ALL YOU BRITNEY FANS, DON'T YOU REALIZE SHE IS NOT INVESTING INTO YOU THE WAY YOU ARE INVESTING INTO HER!!!
    IF SHE DID CARE FOR YOU SHE WOULD HAVE ROCKED THE PERFORMANCE.
    YOU ARE THE VERY REASON SHE IS THE WAY SHE IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER. STOP ENABLING HER!

  43. fyou says – reply to this


    4043

    man perez, i really love reading your stuff,
    but sometimes, your seriously stupid,
    i mean like, fuck you,
    do you think you can do it any better than britney?
    i mean, i admit, i enjoy my few minutes of reading and making fun of people here and there,
    but holly fuck, your sick ,
    you can't even achieve 1/4 of the things tht the people tht you write about have achieved,
    and you sit @ home writing on your stupid little laptop behind the computer screen about how bad all these people suck?
    people like britney spears have made it big and is recognized by her talents whether it be now or ten years ago,
    but people like you, get famous by saying things that were done by other people in your own bias and twisted little version.

    common, admit it,
    without people like britney spears or lindsay lohan etc, there'd be no you.
    you should be grateful,
    not sending fucking hate letters,

    and like me, i'm sure there are still britney fans out there,

    so seriously, fuck you and grow up

    p.s ,
    i'd love to see you w/the guts to get up on tht stage after missing out years of performing, after having two kids, all tht partying, and the stupid fuckingfederline. ,
    but then again, i wouldn't.
    and until then, you shouldn't be writing all this shit

  44. Sassydogg says – reply to this


    4044

    BRAVO! Perez you took the words right out of my mouth! Well said!

  45. JK says – reply to this


    4045

    Okay seriously. First of all you should be last to call anyone fat you disgusting fatty. There are far worse pictures of you wearing tight ugly clothing than there ever is of Britney. I'd like to see you get out there and perform after you have millions of people joke and lie about you. This blog just proves you are no better than any other Gossip there is out there. Get your fucking facts straight and dont fucking contradict yourself yourself you ugly fat pig.

  46. Princess Mags says – reply to this


    4046

    I would have preferred to see Hot mess and Sarah Silverman bitch slap it out in the club instead of Pamela Anderson's Ex's.

  47. Sassydogg says – reply to this


    4047

    To everyone who bashed Perez for speaking the truth: FUCK YOU! You people are the pathetic ones! She is a mess and has no one to blame but herself! She is a mother and has no business doing the shit she does. I applaud Perez for his honesty. Every word he said was the absolute truth. How can you people feel bad for her? She is an awful human being and an awful mother. She should be ashamed of herself, not just for her performance last night but for the train wreck she call a life. Get over it people!

  48. emily says – reply to this


    4048

    it's people like you, who call someone like britney fat, who are ruining young girls' perceptions of themselves. britney looked healthier than most girls i see every day - yeah, bad choice of outfit, but don't further the degradation of girls' confidences just to get hits.

  49. hmmm says – reply to this


    4049

    grow up perez.

  50. STAR MAGAZINE ARTICLE-MUST READ!!! says – reply to this


    4050

    "Britney was strange before, but ever since she divorced, she's gotten stranger,"
    Fed family insider says "She is incredibly odd-especially in her private life."
    K's legal team subpoenaed her former manager, Larry Rudolph August 30th.
    "She used to hide from Kevin in the closets and pretend she wasn't there. And with people she doesn't want to see, it seems like she really thinks she can become invisible."
    "Britney also hides cash and her kids' toys!" Kevin says Sean Preston is always crying because Mommy won't let him play with his things," the insider says. And she lets it all hang out for anyone–and everyone–to see!

  51. kris says – reply to this


    4051

    Re: Brandon – thats a lie… i love it when "bloggers" pretend they are hollywood insiders

  52. danielle says – reply to this


    4052

    GIVE HER A BREAK SERIOUSLY….YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!

  53. Albert says – reply to this


    4053

    PEREZ… U HAVE DA DARKEST FUCKEN HEART EVER!!! WE ALL KNOW SHES TRYING… AND SHE TRULLY IS… YEA SHE FUCKED UP AND YEA SHE SUCKED… BUT WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE HER??? ARE U A PERFORMER??? AN ARTIST??? NO!!!!!!!! THEN U CANT FUCKEN START CRITICIZING HER!!! AND UR TELLING HER DAT SHE SHOULD HAVE CANCELLED??? ALRITE… IF SHE WOULD HAVE CANCELLED… U WOULD BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HOW SHES A LIL BITCH FOR NOT GOING… AT LEAST SHE SHOWED UP AND TRIED… AND SARAH SILVERMAN HAD NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF HER KIDS… ITS NOT THEIR FAULT DAT HER MOM FUCKED UP HER LIFE… U GUYS SHOULD ALL JUST BACK OFF HER….
    BRITNEY WILL HAVE A FUCKEN BADASS COMEBACK!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!

  54. Sasha says – reply to this


    4054

    A LOT of HETEROSEXUAL men love curves and a little pooch!!!! Women are NOT supposed to look like little boys with big boobs. Marilyn and others icons had an hourglass figure. Not everyone thinks six pack cut abs look fabulous on women. THIS IS NOT FAT!!!!! Be responsible and don't let the next generation think that is fat and starving themselves is normal to fit into a dysfunctional, materialistic, superficial, and often warped perspective of a society.

  55. Melinda says – reply to this


    4055

    Love you Perez! Ok, so I am really pulling for Britney (cuz I used to love her) but she seriously needs to take AT LEAST a year off completely-no appearances, no photo shoots, no mag covers and THEN try for a comeback when she's got her shit together. Like Xtina did–she started to lose people with that dirrrty shit and then she's better than ever.

    And yes, Brit's put on some weight since she was younger but please remember that her weight at the VMAs is a normal woman's size. Don't be so harsh about the bod.

  56. ihateyou says – reply to this


    4056

    why don't you give her some pointers on how to kick her lifestyle you fat ugly meth fuck

  57. STAR MAGAZINE ARTICLE-MUST READ!!! says – reply to this


    4057

    "Britney is an exhibitionist," another insider tells Star. "She loves walking around naked, no matter who's around-even the kids. She'll answer the door wearing nothing. If she goes out and someone's over, she'll lift up her leg and dry shave her bikini line."
    She even 'makes her maids and gardeners talk to her when she's naked, just to mess with their heads," says another insider.
    And when her kids aren't around, other insiders say, "I don't think she'd blink an eye about having sex with other people around," says one. "She doesn't close the door, and anyone who works for her knows to wait until she' s done."
    "When she's alone, she calls those girlie hotlines and pretends to be a lesbian!" says the family insider. "She also tries to trick Kevin with prank phone calls at all hours. Kevin said Britney pretends to be a fan. "

  58. danielle says – reply to this


    4058

    you are an ASSHOLE give her a break!!! why are you so mean??? leave her alone she has been through sooo much..so what it wasnt her best performence…look at everything shes been through and still going through!!!! and you say nice beer belly???? SHE JUST HAD 2 KIDS!!! WHATS UR EXCUSE???????HAAA…

  59. Aly says – reply to this


    4059

    Anyone who is defending Britney and calling Perez a fatass…Perez never said he was a performer/singer/dancer like Britney. SHE is the one with a career and a standard to uphold…obviously she didn't do that. People have a right to be disappointed. It was horrible. SHE is the one stayed out partying for three nights. SHE has a family…she should be staying home and taking care of her kids!

  60. STAR MAGAZINE ARTICLE-MUST READ!!! says – reply to this


    4060

    "Brit has picked up a weird habit of pulling out her hair, including her eyebrows. That's very serious compulsive behavior."
    According to the insider, "When someone else tries to feed the boys, Britney yells," "She says she's freaked out that someone might poison them." Britney won't even let her kids near her dogs. In fact, she hides her dogs from people and "won't let anyone touch or pet the dogs," says the source. "Britney's obsessed with Marilyn," says a friend. "She has pictures and posters of her and even asks us to call her Marilyn."
    insiders say Britney could meet the same fate as marilyn. "sometimes the people who need help the most are the ones most in denial,".

  61. Karma Sandiego says – reply to this


    4061

    To all you Brit Brit apologists:

    Oh, please. Just stop it already! Seriously, are you all getting fifty bucks from her camp for Christmas by trying to stand up for her?! Dear God, people, there is absolutely NO EXCUSE for the non-performance that girl put on last night! So she's got two kids, she went through a divorce, she's been getting her PhD in Partyology, blah blah. Big fucking deal!! She's supposed to be a professional. She is supposed to come out on that stage and give it all she can. If she didn't want to go through with it, then she should have cancelled. It would have created commentary, but it wouldn't have been embarrassing.

    If she would consider taking a lesson from Mariah Carey (another singer who once went through a well-publicized breakdown), she might be able to salvage her career at some point. Somehow, I don't think she's that clever.

  62. Marianna says – reply to this


    4062

    Her performance was disappointing but not that bad…I think it's funny how you talk about Britney Spears having a beer belly…have you looked at yourself lately? You look like a gay care-bear. You're like 30 pounds overweight…put the cupcake down!!! Not to mention, you have the worst sense of style. You're an embarrassment to gay men all over the world. Sarah Silverman Sucked by the way. She lacked material, that's why she had to talk about babies. No one was laughing except you. Comedians like that make fun of others before they can make fun of them…for example, her horse-mouth and her fat, unfunny, ugly, sloppy husband.

  63. M says – reply to this


    4063

    Yeah her performance sucked but as for beer belly? She had children! You're a fat fuck with a dirty mexican mustache what's your excuse fatass?

  64. Luis says – reply to this


    4064

    heyyy wait a minutEEEEE, you and everybody cant "Jusgar" of princes op pop!!! she is also grat and beauty, and you, and yoU cant said it one thing bad from heR!!!…

    she es the BesT!

  65. JRy says – reply to this


    4065

    Thank you mtv for panning on the horrified faces of 50, rihanna, and diddy. That was the single most hilarious thing I have seen in a very long time. What the fuck was Britney thinking? Does she even think anymore??? I think her weave is a little too tight….lord knows it's not the chemicals from the hair dye since she doesn't even use any. There are classier people in a trailer park in South Dakota right now. I watched Rock Of Love on VH1 instead! LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  66. Sarah says – reply to this


    4066

    Perez! I LOVE YOU!!!
    Even though you called Donnie Wahlberg a douche, I can forgive you. This made everything better. (Yes, i'm the Sarah who wrote a billion other comments about Donnie.)

    FUCK BRITNEY!

  67. elizabeth says – reply to this


    4067

    Perez, you are my God. The above is so true. Harsh, yes, but true! MTV should ask for their money back from Brit!

  68. Laura says – reply to this


    4068

    I think the main problem is she seems afraid of falling over at any moment and is, therefore, afraid of being too daring with her movements. I'll say it wasn't as horrendous as I expected after reading Perez's scathing critique. But it's obvious they were trying to distract from her with all the other dancers everywhere.

    Honestly, I think she can still get back to being really good again. This performance was merely fair. It's baby steps now. I'm still rooting for her.

  69. Iya says – reply to this


    4069

    I think she needs practice. She's just to nervous that time. By the way, haven't seen the video yet.. Cud you send it to me..? I ain't a Britney fan, but I am compassionate to her. But somehow, she cud've done better if she focused.

  70. nate says – reply to this


    4070

    ha, that means alot coming from somebody like you…hahaha

  71. Kenny says – reply to this


    4071

    Give the girl a break, you fat bitch. How many albums have you sold. Your time in the spotlight will only be half as long as hers and maybe someday you will be half as interesting (or half as famous). Get a life

  72. Sean says – reply to this


    4072

    Give her a fucking break Perez. I like your website and think you are funny but you are getting your rocks off by bashing someone who has made some shitty decisions and had some shitty things happen to her. Who are you to judge her? I would think an openly gay man who is constantly being judged by society would have a little more compassion for someone who is going through a rough time. Attack her performance all you want, but lay off bashing her as a person.

  73. FreeBritneyFROM HERSELF says – reply to this


    4073

    You can dress her up, but you cant take her out.
    I was soo hoping for a comeback..but she had to be on something..her eyes alternated from vacant to just plain scared. I feel bad for her..she should have just stayed home. History should have been made last night..
    Shall I compare her to the RED SOX pre 2004 (beforewinning the World Series)..scrubby, but you hope and pray & you are so sure they are going to make it..and they blew it at the very end, every freakin year.

  74. Amanda says – reply to this


    4074

    well perez, look at you talking shit about someone you have no idea about. you say she sucked? and she is an embarrassment? seriously i think she did pretty good seeing that everyone was there watching and waiting for her to mess up. is this seriously what you live for every day? talking shit about famous people that just want normal lives but cant because of low life assholes like you? who are you anyway? you need to get a real job and a real life and leave the people alone because you'll never be them no matter how hard you try you fat ass homo! good luck on your pathetic show on vh1. i bet your mommas so proud!

  75. Fallyn says – reply to this


    4075

    Okay, first of all- that's not a beer belly- that's the result of having 2 kids. And let me just say: she looks DAMN good for having had 2 kids.

    Secondly: Of COURSE she was going to be upset that Sarah was going to make fun of her kids. Making fun of her is one thing- but her kids? That's just low. Britney is a mom now, obviously something like that would bother her, and you're just ridiculous there.

    Thirdly: Your hair looks like shit ALL the time, so why make fun of her extensions?

    I'm not denying that her performance was bad, but for God's sake, you're blowing it out of proportion. Sure she seemed like she wasn't too into it, but she had that Timbaland freak bitching about her and trying to get her off the roster. I wouldn't have been too into a show that I knew people didn't want me to be a part of anyway.

    I commend her for getting on that stage and performing the song at all.

  76. Sam says – reply to this


    4076

    Re: Aly – what about all the other famous people with kids who go out and do movies and go on tour and arnt home for a while while there kids are with nannies?

  77. kristen says – reply to this


    4077

    Re: kris – i didnt fucking write that article, it was in star magazine…. but thats not even all of it. and how the fuck do u know if its true or not?

  78. KRISTEN says – reply to this


    4078

    ACTUALLY, THAT IS A BEER BELLY FOR ALL YOU FAT ASSES OUT THERE…. LOL UM, THINK ABOUT IT…
    WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL THE TIME? DRINK AND EAT TACO BELL!! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP… HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE HAD KIDS IN HOLLYWOOD THAT LOOK WAYYYYY BETTER THEN HER… SHE GAVE UP ON HERSELF ALONG TIME AGO. STOP DENYING IT PEOPLE!!!

  79. Mike from Australia says – reply to this


    4079

    Perez that is too harsh, even for you. Yeah it sucked, but give the girl a break. Normally I find you funny, but this post is just vicious. Lighten up mate.

  80. chodge2 says – reply to this


    4080

    I understand that Britney's performance wasn't up to par, but is it really necessary to call her a bitch??? It's not like she started a war or harmed you personally. How can you sleep at night after being so nasty??? Oh wait, I forgot; it's your job…..how deeply sad!

  81. mia says – reply to this


    4081

    i love how jc chasez got kicked off of jive records this week, so they can spend more money on promoting this train-wreck coked out psychotic idiotic has been who didnt even bother to lip sync to her own shiteous song. you know jc would have killed it if he performed. seriously, fuck mtv and jive records for wasting five minutes of my life!!!!!!

  82. KRISTEN says – reply to this


    4082

    Re: Amy – SHE KNEW WHAT SHE GOT HERSELF INTO WHEN SHE ENTERED HOLLYWOOD. THERE ARE NO EXCUSES. YOU DONT SEE ANY OF THE OTHER NORMAL CELEBRITIES ACTING THIS WAY (INCLUDING THE ONES WITH KIDS)!!! IF ANYTHING THEY TURN OUT TO BE MORE NORMAL. SHE REFUSES TO GET HELP AND THAT IS HER OWN FUCKIN FAULT. I USED TO LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS, BUT SHE WONT HELP HERSELF AND SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST HER MIND.

  83. 1234 says – reply to this


    4083

    Re: Leonie – I agrreee

    and Perez, you sound like you want to kill her… wow. your letter was more pathetic than the performance.. like she'll ever read this..

  84. Irishdude says – reply to this


    4084

    britney may not have walked around with a python or kissed madonna this year.. but i think she was brave to face the critics.. face the public.. face dickhead perez and most of all face her fears by doing the performance.. it was a far cry from the mickey mouse club and she shud be proud of what she done.. shes absolutely one in a million and im not even a fan of her music.. most people wud absolutely kill to be in the position she was last nite… it grabbed ppls attention.. maybe for the wrong reasons but any publicity is publicity… publicity generates hype and speculation which in turn gets ppls attention and the attention of would be fans.
    i personally found the performance fine. ive watched it a few times and shes a damsite more talentedthan A LOT of most of the ppl we 'admire' nowadays… reality 'stars' and has beens… britney is not a has been.. she is a mother, an entertainer and has obviously lost confidence in herself. she publically faced humilation, rehab, break down of a marriage in the space of a year and ppl expect her to be fuckin wonder woman. WHAT THE FUCK DID PPL EXPECT HER TO DO SHOOT FIREWORKS OUT HER ASS?!?!?!

    i think we need to take a look at ourselves before we decide to judge one person who is obviously under so much pressure who puts herself out there whilst we hide behind our computer screens and judge.

  85. steph says – reply to this


    4085

    Whoever wrote this: Are YOU fucking serious?

    THIS is fucking pathetic. That you would go this low. I used to love this blog. i'm disgusted by it now. People are going way too far. You wish her kids get taken away? You don't know her personally. Neither do I but thats a bit much. I'm about to throw up in so disgusted by this article.

  86. iris says – reply to this


    4086

    FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!

    that was a little harsh.she may be different but she still has feelings asswhole!!

    who the fuck are you to judge her performance!!!!!!!!your just furious that she's skinnier than you and ofcourse richer.damn your just a sad fat ass nobody.plain and simple.WITH THOSE FUCKING WORDS MAN,YOU CAN END HER LIFE.LEAVE BRIT ALONE YOU FUCK ASS BITCH!GO TO HELL MAN AND TAKE THAT CRAPPY SHIT HAIR WITH YOU FAT ASS WHALE!!!!!

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  87. Tiffany says – reply to this


    4087

    P - Please give her a break. Please don't speak with such hate and anger. Usually I would never post but I had to jot something down as this post really creeped me out. As for Brit - I'd ask that you keep in mind behind her facade, there is a real person that you don't know much about. Each person has mistakes to make in this one life. B's gotten quite enough scrutiny for coming up short on Sunday and, while it's your game to dish, I'd just ask you to point the comments in a more positive (neutral would be OK) light. I'm a huge PH fan…always will be but Karma - keep in mind - is a thought process where what goes around, comes around…even for you.

  88. Dee says – reply to this


    4088

    OMG give her a fucking break. The fucking media is on her ass 24/7 let the girl breathe. fuck perez, seriously - its all the negative feedback the media ensues that leaves her in the state she is. fuck, the girl's had a rough break - granted marrying/having kids with Kfed was the worst decision ever, but she did divorce him didnt she. shes trying to get back on her own two feet ..her own way - let her be. fuck. fuck you to everyone who tuned in to watch her performance and then ripped her apart. if u dont like britney to begin with - than why watch? skip the opening, skip her performance. perez u need to fuckin' lay off..

    ps. she's bigger than usual? good for her. newsflash stickfigures arent normal. Seriously, she had the guts to even get up and try. better to try and fail than not to try at all. sincerely, fuck you.

  89. Julie says – reply to this


    4089

    yes Britney's performance was in a word horrible but i am sick of people making fun of her because of how she looked, she two babies and her last one was born just over one year ago. From what i have heard, that weight is hard to work off. Granted some of her extra curricular activities could be hindering some baby weight loss but and i think she looks damn good for having two kids!

  90. ouch says – reply to this


    4090

    that was brutal. she sucked but that was really mean.

  91. Summer says – reply to this


    4091

    Ok…so this is very true. She could've done a better job but there is NO WAY she was as bad as you made her out to be. She could've moved more and maybe practiced too but you have to take into consideration that she had two kids and hasn't done this in a while. Give her a break and Lay off!!!!!! It wasn't that bad.

  92. Renee says – reply to this


    4092

    I could'nt have said it better myself Perez. That's the shit Ive always wanted to say to that fucken tramp and you did it for me THANKS

  93. raquel says – reply to this


    4093

    yes..thank god for alicia keys
    the only talent in the vmas

  94. leanne says – reply to this


    4094

    so who prenounced you king shit perez?
    sure it wasnt amazing but maybe next time you should get your fat ass up there and see what the world has to say about that.

  95. Jenny says – reply to this


    4095

    so on it perez! the awards sucked big time, alicia, chris and rhianna killed though, every thing else was shiteous

  96. Perezsucksfatbastard says – reply to this


    4096

    Perez why dont you stick all the shit you talk back in your mouth. Who are you to talk shit? Look at your ugly fat ass. have you seen your self ???? VOMIT. F you !!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT PURE TRASH!!!! Where are your 50 million + albums sold? That will never be you. You and Sarah Silvershit can eat all the shit yall talk. Britney is back and she is here to stay. ROT in shit land Perez oh and loose some weight.

  97. bridgett says – reply to this


    4097

    i'm surprised your making fun of the "fat kid". because of people like you she is the way she is now. i can't even imagine being under the scrutiny she is under everyday. whoopy tried to tell you on the view…someday, someone is going to do the same to you. i hope you can handle it. i hope they do not crush your soul too. you can and should help her out, not tear her down.

  98. Deandra says – reply to this


    4098

    Thats right Perez…….a real coward and asshole always kicks them when they are down…..You are pathetic!……being a bitchy queen…isn't a good enough excuse for you, you are showing you have absolutely no class whatsoever!

  99. kc says – reply to this


    4099

    What the heck is wrong with you!? Why do you ever write things like this. You sit there on your stupid computer and write all these things about other people to make yourself feel better. You call britney's body a beer belly? First and foremost take a look in the mirror and after that I guess you can conclude that you must be OBESE if Britney is fat. Maybe she is not anorexic, and does have a real womens body, is that something to discriminate against her for. You remind me of the stupid kids in high school who make fun of everyone else just to make yourself feel better. Well grow up and stop obsessing over other people, and maybe get your own life. Trying going to the gym yourself perez. You and your comments disgust me and any other civilized person. You should really be ashamed of the way you sound. I will no longer be coming to this website. PS.. I saw the episode when Victoria Beckham came and talked to you and you looked scared shitless!!! Who are you?

  100. Mark says – reply to this


    4100

    Alicia Keyes has talent, but I didin't notice you commenting on her huge, huge, huge..big ol thighs thighs and big old fat ass! Not that you should have!!!! have you looked in a mirror lately………they all can go on a diet…you'll wake up tomorrow and still look like you! eeew!…..thas a lot worse even gay guys wouldn't want to be with your fat ass!

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