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An Open Letter To Britney Spears

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Dear Britney,

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn't even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by 'magic' we don't mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn't even do that well at the VMAs!

And you barely danced!

You couldn't even get good hair extensions??????

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don't go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

Let's repeat that. It's worth repeating.

A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.

Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

xoxo

Perez

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez's full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

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  1. Bethaney says – reply to this


    4301

    what the fuck is your problem? what did britney ever do to you? you made your pathetic excuse for a career off of exposing people. it's really sad that all you can do is take the cheap shot for fame. karma's a bitch and i can't wait until your fat ass gets diabetes.

  2. Glynn says – reply to this


    4302

    Before you comment on someone elses appearance you need to look in a mirror yourself. You bring shame to all gay people. You are the reason some gay people choose to remain in the closet. I wish I could return to it myself just so no one would ever associate me with you.
    It is funny though, how someone as disgusting as you has the nerve to pass judgement on others. But, I guess you do need some way to make yourself feel better.
    How is life in the glass house anyway?

  3. crystal says – reply to this


    4303

    totally and utterly agree with you. you couldn't of said it better.

    P.S. Youre fuckin funny!

  4. None ya says – reply to this


    4304

    Dear perez,

    FUCK you ur fat ugly and have no talent of any kind. Britneys back u wish u were her u fuckin queen!! Go somewhere and do us all a favor and die ur too ugly to look at u fat fuck

  5. hannah says – reply to this


    4305

    ok .. i see kinda where you're coming from but she's not THAT bad, tha girl hasn't performed in forever, && she had to have been super nervous because all anyone does is criticize her! it's not that big of a deal, she's delivered a MILLION GOOD PERFORMANCES, and after a long hiatus she delivers ONE BAD ONE. cut her some slack, and all the people need to stop talking about her body, she has two kids, she's stressed, and she's having issues - so of course she's not gonna have that unrealistically hot body. and like very many of US have a body that could even compare to hers right now! thank you : )

    P.S. - no need to use name calling. she's never really done anything to any of us. && it's not like she intended for it to "hurt" or "disrespect" us.

  6. Heidi Lee says – reply to this


    4306

    I want to add another lovely comment…..
    -Britany did NOT even deserve to be put on stage and given another chance to make it BIG. Shes a low life now. she didnt even care to be preforming on stage. shes disgusting in so many ways!! She really just needs to step up and be a woman so she can take care of her kids. she needs to stop the partying every night!! oh and by the way Britany…there IS such thing as wearing panties. just a tip you dumb bitch….=]

  7. cat says – reply to this


    4307

    wow perez wow you are really really not nice

  8. cat says – reply to this


    4308

    wow perez wow you are really really not nice

  9. Marcus GOOLSBY says – reply to this


    4309

    LMFAO…..Has anyone seen PErez Hilton?? CAn you even dance or have any talent??? You look like a SeaCow maybe a little Bigger how dear you talk about Her Belly which britney doesn't really have much of! As a gay man myself you make ALL GAYS LOOK BAD kill yourself! How does someone As UGLY and FAT not just FAT but Wide load Fat talk about someone like britney Spears?? BRitney Will Be back her CD DROPS Nov.13 And it will Hit Number One!!!! and she will Blow all the haters away! What is that Thing Growing on Perez hiltons upper lip?? it looks like a dead animal…….PERez wishes he was BRITNEY so he could get some DICK b.c the Only way that FAT FUCKer is getting Any DICK is b.c he is RICH!!! Perez you are one UGLY Motherfucker Go on a diet drop about maybe 150pounds do something about your face…Then maybe you can talk about people just maybe! FUCK YOU…BABY SHrek yes you PEREz are a Baby Shrek I HOPE BRITNEY SEE's you out and KICKS YOUR FAT NASTY UGLY ASS!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK and I think I shit a little when I see you that is How NASTY UGLY YOU ARE…..MUAH …MARCUS GOOLSBY!!!!! HOlllllllllllaa

  10. GKA says – reply to this


    4310

    You are such an ignorant asshole. You are part of the media that made her what she is and here you are bad-mouthing her like a 13 yr old . On second thought I dont want to give the 13 yr olds a bad rap. You are just being a mean, pretentious dickhead. Take a long look in the mirror and save the judgment for the big man upstairs.

  11. Sweety-Peety says – reply to this


    4311

    Can I get an AMEN??!!!

  12. Esmeralda says – reply to this


    4312

    Hey! just leave her alone. she knows already how bad it was and she looks good for having 2 kids. Maybe yeah, I agree she should wear more clothes next time( If there is a next time). She was just out of place. She felt like she didn't belong there anymore. Maybe she didn't realize she was going to feel like that until she was on stage…….Well, just get it together Brit. Smile no matter what poeple say and blow up your next show.

  13. Timon says – reply to this


    4313

    I'd hardly encountered this lady before this performance, listening as I do to the first and second Viennese schools.

    I thought she was rather good.

    Yours sincerely,
    Timon of Bath, England.

  14. Perez Hater. says – reply to this


    4314

    Seriously you fat ass get a life… Your a second rate celebrity if even that… You can't rap to save your life and hmmm I wonder why your still single??? The only thing you can do my dear is talk shit about those better then you. For your own good get a life. And you talk about people being fat…haaaaa Have you seriously lost your mind? Just come out of the closet already we all know the truth… You talk about Britney not performing well but look at your rap skill's…YOU SUCK!!! I understand though…your just sad that you didn't get far with your pathetic life… I hope you wake up soon and realize that your nobody and nothing… Much Love, Perez Hater.

  15. Jules says – reply to this


    4315

    Never a truer word said Perez! I think Britney should fucking hire you - that is, if the final nail hasn't been driven into her career's coffin!

    She has fucked off everyone who has ever given a shit about her career and her soul, and replaced them with what? Larry Rudolph made her career, and she was arrogant and greedy enough to believe she did it on her own! So much so, that she fired him and took over the whole operation - without a clue!

    Britney Spears - you are an egotistical arsehole - someone needs to lock you in a room, hold your fingers away from you ears and scream that into your face! When you look in the mirror you do not see what the rest of the world sees. You got greedy and arrogant, and your deluded self-obssesion and self-importance has cost you greatly. I can not symathise any longer - you are a disgrace to my sex, and your behavior sickens me because there are so many people out there who have the talent but not the opportunities you do.

    I don't believe britney will read this, because she is too deluded to, she probably pays someone to write nice things about her and paste them over the negatives in the gossip mags, because she is too high and mighty to take on board any sort of criticism.

    Final word - you have the money to buy an island so do it. Fuck off Britney, leave the kids with their dad, hop on a boat, contact Jennifer Grey's cosmetic surgeon, and come back in 2017 unrecognisable as a data entry clerk!

  16. VerySexy42 says – reply to this


    4316

    Bump all that nonsense. Here's a prayer that Britney needs to say:

    Dear Lord,

    Please accept my apology. Please, Lord, forgive me for my sins. Yes, I know that half of my troubles are because I stole another women's man away from her while she was pregnant. I now know that no good ever comes to a woman who would do such a thing.

    Please, Lord, forgive me for my sins and help me to be a better mother. I love my babies and I know that they weren't mistakes, but I just wanted to make fun of Shar Jackson and show her that Kevin will always be with me and my kids, but even that's backfiring because now Kevin wants custody of my babies.

    Please, Lord, let me make amends with my family. I know that I only have one mother and if I don't make amends with her, my life will STAY in shambles. Please mamma, can you ever forgive me for being so stupid and blamming all of my misery on you when all you were trying to do was save me from myself.

    Please, Lord, finally, for my fans. Please, please forgive me for letting you all down when you did nothing but hope for the best all the way. I've failed you and I'm so sorry.

    Please, Lord, hear my prayers and help me to become a better person, inside and out. You've given me a talent that has gone to waste. I know that if you can bring Fergie back from the depths of drugs and dispare that you can save me, too.

    Please, Lord, hear my prayers and guide me.

    Amen.

  17. christine says – reply to this


    4317

    lol.. i la la la love you perez.. your just saying what everyone wants to say :) … you just have balls enough to do it ! thank you for saying what everyone was thinking …

  18. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4318

    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4319

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4320

    ****************************************************************
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4321

    SHE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE REALLY DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Joey says – reply to this


    4322

    Re: Perez Hater.

    "I hope you wake up soon and realize that your nobody and nothing…"

    Says the 4,342nd person to comment…

  23. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4323

    STANKEY SPEARS FANS ARE LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4324

    JIVE SHOULD BE EMBARASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4325

    BRITNEYS 2 FANS SHOULD LEAVE THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4326

    KEVIN SHOULD GET THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4327

    SHAR SHOULD GET THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4328

    BRITNEY FANS: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE VAJAYJAY PICS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Alyssa says – reply to this


    4329

    BRITNEY FANS: CANT YOU GUYS FIGURE OUT THAT SHE HATES YOU??!!!!!!!!!!!
    I really wish that ALLI and Shitney's DRUG DEALER would quit posting all the LOVE BRITNEY and HATE PEREZ comments over and over again UNDER DIFFERENT FAKE NAMES. We all know that there is NO LOVE for Shitney left on this planet! Get a DAMN LIFE and get the hell OFF of this site!!
    ROCK ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE MUST ALL LOVE YOU THATS WHY WERE HERE ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Whatever says – reply to this


    4330

    Perez, you`re pathetic!!!!Seriously…Unlike you, everybody knows Britney!She was perfect!it` s normal for a person, who has not performed for more than two years, to be nervous and not to be a fire on the stage!!!Britney`s like an institution.Everybody is going to listen to her songs for like forever…And you, Perez…you`ll be famous for not more than 2 years!Sorry but that is the sad true!And it`s time for you to start writing your so called articles with words different from "fuck, pathetic, mess"…And you call yourself a journalist! ROFL!

  31. Rachel says – reply to this


    4331

    I for one used to be a fan of Britney Spears, she has made a mockery of herself and her fans. The only person I can compare her now to is a mentally inbalanced drug addict. Dont worry everyone, the next news will be that Jive is dumping her and the only place well be able to see her after that is on Skid Row in LA and Kevin will have the kids since hes such a good Dad. Face it!!!

  32. TeriGH says – reply to this


    4332

    Britney performed how she smells-HORRIBLE. The dancers who touched that stanky hippopotamus should all get STD tests.

  33. It the truth people!!!! says – reply to this


    4333

    Tell it like it is Perez!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is your best post ever!! I and the rest of the world totally agree with you!!!

  34. Shutup Britney Fans!! says – reply to this


    4334

    PEREZITO!! WE NEED TO START A HALL OF FAME FOR YOUR POSTS ON THE SITE. THIS WILL FOREVER REMAIN AT #1!!!!! YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! AND WHATEVER: WHEN DID PEREZ EVER SAY HE WAS A JOURNALIST? IDIOT.

  35. April says – reply to this


    4335

    All I can say is wow ! I do know that people with kids are organized and they're not famous. I think she could be organized. I think she could 've outdone herself like she did before but, maybe she thought it was too soon? Who knows??? I honestly think it could've been way better then that and I couldn't agree with you more.

  36. VerySexy42 says – reply to this


    4336

    Bump all that nonsense. Here’s a prayer that Britney needs to say:
    Dear Lord,
    Please accept my apology. Please, Lord, forgive me for my sins. Yes, I know that half of my troubles are because I stole another women’s man away from her while she was pregnant. I now know that no good ever comes to a woman who would do such a thing.
    Please, Lord, forgive me for my sins and help me to be a better mother. I love my babies and I know that they weren’t mistakes, but I just wanted to make fun of Shar Jackson and show her that Kevin will always be with me and my kids, but even that’s backfiring because now Kevin wants custody of my babies.
    Please, Lord, let me make amends with my family. I know that I only have one mother and if I don’t make amends with her, my life will STAY in shambles. Please mamma, can you ever forgive me for being so stupid and blamming all of my misery on you when all you were trying to do was save me from myself.
    Please, Lord, finally, for my fans. Please, please forgive me for letting you all down when you did nothing but hope for the best all the way. I’ve failed you and I’m so sorry.
    Please, Lord, hear my prayers and help me to become a better person, inside and out. You’ve given me a talent that has gone to waste. I know that if you can bring Fergie back from the depths of drugs and dispare that you can save me, too.
    Please, Lord, hear my prayers and guide me.
    Amen.

  37. sarah says – reply to this


    4337

    haha
    you know what
    FUCK U PEREZ

  38. RS says – reply to this


    4338

    Bravo Perez!!!! Maybe Britney will go away for awhile, and use those millions to get a stylist, personal trainer and psychiatrist, (not necessarily in that order). I look forward to watching your show.

  39. me says – reply to this


    4339

    BRITNEY SUCKS ASS! SHE’S FAT AND HORRIBLE NOW! She deserves to be called fat for what she wore, big fat ass! Her dancing should’ve been called walking. For all you losers that still love that pathetic whore, get a life, I hope you turn into dumb fat asses too!

  40. Ha!!!! says – reply to this


    4340

    sarah silverman did go overboard with the kids joke. but if britney was a better mother to her children instead of dumping them whenever she got the opportunity and partying at all hours of the night then she wouldn’t have the whole world thinking the same thing.
    britney,
    you’re almost 30 years old. it’s not cute anymore, and hasn’t been for a long time. the money you made will only last for so long. you have such a huge fan base that only wants you to succeed and you keep letting them down. if you can’t do it for your kids, then do it for your fans who’ve been there since the beginning. and if you can’t do it for them, then don’t do it at all. move to africa and volunteer. make your life worthy, instead of drinking away any dignity you have left.

  41. isela says – reply to this


    4341

    you know what she’s on fuckin crack! ! ! She looked like shit. Over all the vma’s sucked except for JT’S performance It was not sin city worthy, there’s a lot more exciting things going on in vegas than this, like the weather.

  42. Bernard says – reply to this


    4342

    CURRENT LIST OF BRITNEY EXCLUSES:
    1. Shoe broke.
    2. Mad at Sarah Silverman
    3. Criss Angel fucked some hooker last night and all the mirrors got cum-stained. Couldn’t use them in show.
    4. MTV made her change from cowboy boots to high heels at the last second.
    5. Thought that getting drunk and shopping every night for two weeks before the show would be the same as rehearsing.
    6. Started her period today.
    7. Saw her fat ass in the mirror.
    8. Found out she was pregnant again.
    9. Was so busy thinking about her kids that she screwed up her career.
    10. Just found out that having sex with black rappers doesn’t make hit records.

  43. lys says – reply to this


    4343

    Perez is totally right. Why are people defending her? Whatever Sarah Silverman said is true. If you’re a celeb you know you’re going to get your photo taken, so cover up your damn cooch and people won’t cap on you!! And she really didn’t try during her performance. Don’t blame it on anything that she heard backstage before about her kids. If she really cared that much, her ass would stay at home like any other mother would. And for all those other celebs that go out and party but don’t get shit talked about them, it’s cause they’re not fucking up as bad as Britney. Dude Britney, get your shit together. Id be embarassed if my mom was prancing around in that bra and underwear thing after having 2 kids. How come no one respects themselves anymore?

  44. Philip says – reply to this


    4344

    THANK YOU … for saying out loud what everybody thinks…
    She was unprofessionnal and insulting… barely moving her ass…
    I was upset at seeing what everybody said about Britney before BUT NOW I understand…
    She’ll end up right where she belongs…. as a trailer trash showing her boobs for a buck…
    I’m upset and will no longer buy anything from her

  45. Vanessa says – reply to this


    4345

    Aa open letter to Perez:
    Dear Perez, you are my hero. You have the guts to say what everyone is thinking, but no one says. People say terrible things about you because the truth hurts and people feel the need to glorify celebrities because their own life is so fucked up. Why so defensive people? Admit it. Watching Britney tonight was painful. I felt so bad for her, I almost couldn’t watch. She needs to just stop. Give K-fed temp. custody, move away for a bit,make amends with her loved ones and re-evaluate her life. People get lost sometimes. It doesn’t mean you are a failure. This comeback was like trying to put a band-aid on a partially severed limb. It’s not going to work. You can’t fix your career until you fix yourself. And to the people making excuses for her…her heel broke…they changed the performance at the last minute…fuck you and your excuses. Thats all you people do. Take responsability for your self.

  46. me says – reply to this


    4346

    Perez you talk out of that big fat ass of yours. You are such a PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And have only the respect from idiots that have no self esteem as yourself. You Homo!!!

  47. The Who says – reply to this


    4347

    You know I understand what some are saying about she overheard Sarah Silverman talking shit about her kids and I am sure if I was in her position I would have been pissed too, but she should not have made an ass of herself. If she was pissed about what the dumbass said about her kids she should have decked her ass not went out on stage and embarrassed herself and more or less say fuck you to everyone who was pulling for her and believeing in her. I am sorry, but the truth of the matter is whether she had overheard that shit or not would her performance have been any good? I am going with probably not, it may have been a little better but please the girl was wearing her underware for crying out loud with boots that no one could dance in…what was she thinking some may ask, but that’s the thing “It is Britney bitch” she wasn’t thinking. If she wants people to quit talking about her and her kids she needs to do 1 of two things. 1 pull her act together and knock off her shit or 2 move on, get out of the entertainment business and be the washed up pop star she is becoming. She is her own worst enemy and the VMAs fiasco just further verifies that. You know if she really wanted to stick it to that Sarah Silverman bitch she should have went on stage said a nasty comment about her dumbass and then gave the performance of her life and said at the end that was for Sarah Silverman and all the haters, but instead she added more fuel to everyone’s fire.

  48. Nathan says – reply to this


    4348

    ~~~OK…I have been a DIE HARD Britney Spears Fan from like her second album..britney at one point was the epitome of Perfection. All the girls In my High school wanted to be her..all the guys In my High scholl wanted to date Her. What made Britney Spears so Amazing was her Personality…this sweet southern Bubbly person the world fell in love with..Something in her eye..that seemed so pure..which you cant fake. Britney Spears is KNOWN for her EARTH SHATTERING PERFORMANCE….if there is one thing anyone who Dislikes Britney cant deny..is her STAGE PRESCENCE…her ability To Capitavate an entire audience and work magic On both Fans and those who just like to watch a good show……..Having said all this…. AS A BRITNEY SPEARS FAN
    I am utterly…UTTERLY Disgusted…not only with britney..but MTV. Why in the HELL would you hype something up..so much to the point that every celebrity on the red carpet is even curious and excited to see a Performance…thats all anyone could talk about…was her performance and how they were “Rooting for her”. And where the Fck was the whole Chris Angel tricks??

  49. Yesssss says – reply to this


    4349

    FUCK THE PEREZ HATERS
    FUCK YOU BRITNEY FUCK YOU!!
    I DON’T CARE IF ONLY ONE PERSON IN NORTH CAROLINA READS THIS BECAUSE IT’S A POST AT THE END, IT NEEDS TO BE SAID. EVERYONE WHO IS HATING ON PEREZ THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET ONLINE AND READ HIS BLOG??? AS IF PEREZ IS KNOWN FOR BEING NICE TO CELEBS OR SOMETHING. DID YOU THINK THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE NICE AND ACT LIKE THAT SORRY PATHETIC SHIT OF AN EXCUSE FOR A PERFORMANCE WAS HALFWAY DECENT? EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD SEE THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST THING TELEVISION HAS EVER SEEN AND PEREZ, YOU COULDN’T HAVE BEEN MORE ELOQUENT IN YOUR DESCRIPTION OF HER PERFORMANCE.
    ***SHE BARELY EVEN TRIED TO PERFORM AND HONESTLY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ENTERTAINED WATCHING HER TAKE A BIG GIANT SHIT ON STAGE THAN SEEING THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A PERFORMANCE***
    AND TO ANYONE WHO IS STICKING UP FOR HER, GET OVER IT. I’M AS BIG OF A BRITNEY FAN AS ANYONE AND HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH HER MUSIC SINCE I SAW BABY ONE MORE TIME ON TRL IN ‘99, BUT SHE FUCKING SUCKED TONIGHT! S-U-C-K-E-D! SHE STILL HAS SO MUCH FUCKING BABY WEIGHT AND LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE FORCED HER TO BE ONSTAGE WITH A GUN. I DON’T CARE WHO’S TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU, THAT IS NO REASON NOT TO GIVE 100% AND MAKE THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE NOTICE THAT YOU ARE LEGIT. BUT BRITNEY, YOU JUST PROVED WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG: YOU’RE FUCKING DONE!!!
    SO MUCH FOR THE EMANCIPATION OF BRITNEY…THAT’S ALL I GOT…

  50. Lisa says – reply to this


    4350

    Britney Spears is old news. If it wasn’t official before, it is now.
    She knew she needed to give the performance of her life last night and she blew it. Going into it she knew she needed to over come big obstacles for her comeback - you can’t tell me a few comments from Sara Silerman would throw her off - common - she had to expect a few digs with the self centred drama she’s pulled off the past few years.
    Britney Spears - do yourself a favor and retire! Despite what your paid help say, you are no longer on par with the company you sometimes keep at these events. Go get a life coach - start with the basics before you try another comeback.
    What an embarrassment you are…

  51. honestly says – reply to this


    4351

    honestly, for all of you who are bashing perez for speaking his mind on HIS website need to get a life. It isnt Perez’ fault he is only speaking the truth, and honestly is saying what EVERYONE is saying…except he has the *ahem* yeah to do so…you all defend Britney like you all know her. Perez was only stating the obvious, geez people. I repeat, Britney needs to retire and take care of her poor kids. The album sales will speak for themselves…thank you good day!
    ps. love the new layout, its so PINK

  52. Mrs Newburn says – reply to this


    4352

    “Give me more”? does she mean give her more “slutastic” way with the pole dancers even though people looked amazed it was really in shock- very disrespectful ( I wouldnt want that dancing on my table where I rest my hands )- if you really want to come back and want people to like you find a way to turn back time “bitch”

  53. Araceli says – reply to this


    4353

    First of all u need to calm down ok!! Second, Perez does get on a stage every week.! And he doesnt just sing, but he raps.! He doesn’t lipsynch, he sings live And he dances! So.. u better recognize!! And yes Britney did completely humiliated herself but thats what happens when ur high and or drunk.! what she needs to do right now is get her act togethter and start raising her children.!

  54. Jim says – reply to this


    4354

    Horrible. All I kept thinking was she should sell the “Gimmie More” song to a Cheetos commerical. I can totally see her in a lazy boy, stuffing her face with Cheetos, and rubbing her greasy hands all over her gut. Come on! She made Avril look talented for fuck’s sake!!!
    PS - Perez, you have NO business talking about someone’s gut! Other than that - feel free to rip her a new one.
    :)

  55. CarterGoddess says – reply to this


    4355

    Oh I am so happy you wrote this Perez, cause I was in utter shock over her performance!! It’s not enough just to show up in as little clothes as possible and shake your ass a bit!! We know you’ve got it in you Brit (cause we’ve seen it before), so please get a proper team around you, and make us proud!!!!!

  56. Elle Australia says – reply to this


    4356

    Hey Perez,
    I usually slam you on here - and I’ve even set you an abusive email before - LOL. Seriously, Perez is SO right. Perez started having faith in Britney - like many of us did - and she let him, and ALL of us down!
    We’re the people who made her famous, we purchased her singles, albums, perfumes and merchandise! Her ONE chance at a fabulous come back and she does that? She SHOULD be embarrassed with herself, no doubt her mother, Lynne was in tears watching her daughter make an ass of herself (AGAIN)!
    You said it Perez! She’s a disgrace and she needs HELP!

  57. it doesn't matter says – reply to this


    4357

    Britney,
    1. Put some clothes on or lose some weight. You aren’t as small as you used to be and obviously you’re the only one who can’t see that.
    2. Don’t act like you’re making a huge comeback when all you’re going to do is lip sync to some piece of shit song (where you repeat the same words over a mediocre backing beat) and pace around the stage. (Then again, anyone who really expected you to sing or do anything else that requires talent is a fucking joke anyways.)
    3. Quit blaming your failure on others. Sarah Silverman has nothing to do with how fat you are now and how hideous those extensions look and oh yeah–the fact that you had no talent in the first place.
    And as for MTV, I am personally insulted that they think the American Public is mindless enough to buy into that horrendous excuse of a performance. Oh wait, I forgot–MTV doesn’t care about talent, they care about making money. Such an obvious attempt to buy a few more viewers. I find it funny that they even have a “Video Music Awards,” since they don’t even play music videos anymore.

  58. Brenda says – reply to this


    4358

    Perez you are absolutely right, that performance sucked big time, whatever happened to the Britney who owned the stage, like when she came out with that snake around her neck in “I’m a slave for you” - she use to be the highlight of the shows now she has truly hit rock bottom, almost tripped , cant even lip sync, has a pot belly, hair extensions were HORRIBLE, she was a damn wreck, i really think that girl has truly lost her damn mind - an embarrassment! Alicia Keys was a Diva !

  59. UKer says – reply to this


    4359

    OMFG THAT WAS AWFUL EVEN WORST THAN I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE.
    THE GIRL IS ON DRUGS, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
    SHE SHOULD JUST GO AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LOSE SOME WEIGHT , LEARN TO DANCE THEN MAYBE SHE CAN’T ATTEMPT THIS SHIT AGAIN.

  60. Jane says – reply to this


    4360

    LMFAO!!! OMG Perez that post made me laugh so hard. Thank you for the laugh. I don’t always crack up at your posts but this was just had me rolling on the floor laughing right from the first FUCK YOU. THAT WAS FUNNY! OMG!!! Oh and the performance was a cry for help. Bitch is medicated up you could see in her eyes. Why is it all the big mainstream stars end up trainwrecks? Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Judy Garland, etc, etc,. I’ll say this about Madonna atleast she always seemed to have some control even through her wild girl days. She didn’t seem drugged up and like a fucking zombie. Oh and Perez I’m starting to like you again because you remind me of a fun gay best friend you can just chat away with at a slumber party lol. You said everything in this post that everyone was thinking. GREAT POST PEREZ LMAO!!!!!!!

  61. Maria says – reply to this


    4361

    It seems to me that she was “put on stage” by her management, with promises of who-knows-what; or she thinks she still has it and she doesn’t need to try anymore…either way, the performance was a disaster, i almost fell asleep watching it…

  62. shea says – reply to this


    4362

    I agree completely what the fuck. well the verdict is in an nobody likes this bitch an whats the deal with the hair?? just go natural or go to the hood an get your hair done by the real weave xperts. who ever is puttin this bitch together is laughing all the way to the bank. why dont u be her manager an just give her ass the real!! or she needs to just sit her tired ass down an be a fuckin mama. wow an everyone hated on Christina A an they tried to play her like she was a slut. everything in the dark will come to the light.

  63. SeanKush says – reply to this


    4363

    Brittney looked like Anna Nicole Smith performing on the VMA’s;
    Fat,Slow,and high as a kite!!!!
    p.s. The VMA’s BLEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. dfaef says – reply to this


    4364

    THat FEMALE don lost her damn mind WHAT DA fUCK she aint got no excuse for dat shIT
    Brits Ass lOOKED lIKE A Drunk Stank ass Stripper Hoe tryin ta make a dOllar she couldnt even dance In tha heels and her weave was hella stank lookin !!! Shes a Rotten Ass Bitch !!! SHe Totally Down graded herself, AND WAS she to heavy to lift or was she too high already FOR Her own damn good

  65. PerezFan says – reply to this


    4365

    That was one of the worst VMAs EVER! The whole production was totally incoherent. What was with the party suites? The whole reason that people watch shows like that is to see all of the hottest celebs in one place–not scattered throughout the Palms. Geez. Also, how great was it when Justin Timberlake, accepting an award from the cast of The Hills, said something about MTV getting rid of their reality shows and playing more videos. Classic. Loved it. It was like a trainwreck–you just couldn’t look away. So in that sense, I guess they got what they were aiming for.

  66. slippery says – reply to this


    4366

    wow. her roots!!!!!! HER ROOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she should have at least worn a hat, like are u kidding?!!!!?!?! i mean if it was anyone elseeeeeeeee….they wouldn’t. she should’ve worn a hat. im so confused like does she not think the whole world is watching? i mean its good that she makes it seem like she doesnt care what anyone thinks but she has taken it too far cuz now everyone thinks shes cookooooooo kerazzzzy. im her # 1 fan i saw her at the house of blues on sunset she was kinda like this too like not putting in any effort but i was in denial that she was gonna be like that on the vma’s. BRITNEY FIRE EVERY1, HIRE A NEW CREW (HAIR, MAKEUP, MANAGEMENT (UR EX MANAGEMENT), and TAKE ALL THE ADVICE AND USE IT WUTHOUT ANY QUESTIONS OR COMPLAINTS, TRUST ME IT WILL WORKKKK IF U ACCEPT IT AND CHANGE FOR THE BETTER (WHICH IS WHAT U USED TO BE)~!

  67. Krista says – reply to this


    4367

    Re: kylie – "you aren’t so great i would like to see you get the balls (which is highly doubtful considering you don’t have any!) and get up on stage like britney"
    -I believe i saw him on stage rapping and although he wasn't the best rapper he still got up and had fun with it! so not only did he have the "Balls" (as you say)for him to get up on a stage and perform but he did it with confidence and with 100 % effort behind it!…. Britney Spears is crashing and burning each day and I feel bad for her and hope that she gets out of this state of mind she is in. As for her lil mistakes….I feel soo bad for these kids, me as a mother knows how hard it is to raise two kids and still work and school but britney has no excuse in this…she has money and she can have people take care of her kids as for us common folk (lol) childcare is so expensive so it's harder for us to have a career and be a mommy….she has so much that she can be taking advantage of and she is still just throwing it away so good job Perez for putting her in her place. She has no room to complain that life is soo hard …she should try to live without her mansion and millions and then i can see her having a reason to bitch

  68. fty says – reply to this


    4368

    SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP!! AND STOP FABRICATING EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENDS IN HER LIFE. TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOU OWN DOING BRITNEY AND STOP BLAMING THE WORLD FOR YOUR STUPIDITY AND GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. lauren wilkman says – reply to this


    4369

    I am living in Switzerland and without you Perez I think I would cry but anyway… New Britney seriously is a disgrace to the Old Britney! What happened to her? I liked the Old Britney… I hate New Britney! She truly is just a white trash, drunken, slutty has-been! But it is a good song… I have to give her that much.

  70. Prezzelastic says – reply to this


    4370

    boy, you’re pissed.

  71. the cowboy says – reply to this


    4371

    awwwww now COME ON! people, you know how it is, take it easy on the poor girl, do you honestly know how tuff it must be on poor Britney, being out of the trailer park for so many years, have you never seen a trailer park wedding? when all the girls get up and dance at the reception!? like COME ON! don’t you know how hard it must be to get to a dance rehearsal before 12pm when your trying so hard to work on your beer belly till 7am, just to add to the spectacular site of the extra extension she can achieve on her abdominal thrust’s on stage, MAN! what does the world want? she could maybe do with a JAYLOW ass and some Ugg boots and i guess she could make an attempt to say “YA’LL” a little more, but hey! as we all know where not perfect.
    but i do predict!, that if you stakeout her place, you just may see a screen door and a trailer hitch going on the Britney manner any day soon, if your lucky you just may see the maintenance man crawling under the house, just to see what size bricks he needs to put it on

  72. nancy says – reply to this


    4372

    you have no rite to look down on her…….how bout you go up and try to do better after hearing that comedian lady say your kids were mistakes (which is true that she said that) britneys fans will over rule the haters…youll see

  73. shaina says – reply to this


    4373

    i love britney, but that was just shameful

  74. Meredith says – reply to this


    4374

    All these insults have to stop. I am so sick of this stupid bullshit. I don't know how I would do if I had all this bad press. Give the girl a break. She still looked good and I don't appreciate alll these bigger pictures that have been put on your site. This woman never had a normal childhood and so what if she's exploring. Do you know how many women would still die to look like her. Just let her live her life. Life on Life's terms

  75. sheri ferguson says – reply to this


    4375

    britney needed to curb her drinking and drug use the night before. she stayed up all night and had a fuzzy hangover brain and low energy when on stage. didn't britney stop and think that partying was not a good idea before going on stage live for "comeback"? it just goes to show that as far as her addictions go, the drugs and alcohol come before everthing, even fame.

  76. none ya / 01752 says – reply to this


    4376

    Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO PEREZ: – You tell him, keep your head up girl. You know who you are and that is all that matters not what people like him think, did you see his pictures??? How does he have the balls to put disgusting pictures up of himself and talk shit about what others look like, i'm fucking blind!!!!!!!! Again keep your head up and do what you need to do, there are people who care about you and want to see you do well.

  77. amy says – reply to this


    4377

    You have 3 minutes on stage with 7.1 million viewers to make yourself at least appear sober…and you couldnt even give an impression that you rehersed this or anything. What a waste. How did someone who cant even lip sync, cant dance and doesnt have any talent make it as the opening act on the VMA's? Anyone could have done a better job…why not get someone who actually appreciates the opportunity and takes it seriously. Fuck off Britney…stop your career and focus on saving your kids. Stop making your self the trainwreck you are.

  78. GoodHearted Person says – reply to this


    4378

    PEREZ, YOU FAT SADISTIC MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK ATCHA IN THE MIRROR

    YOU OBESE COCKSUCKING TRAMP. KARMA WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR LOOSE

    HOLES, YOU BITCH. YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

  79. Misha says – reply to this


    4379

    Dear Perez,
    I am not a Britney fan but what you wrote was petty, mean, and unnecessary. Really and truely Britney and other celebs are your bread and butter. If they don't fuck up, you have nothing to write about. If you have nothing to write about, you don't eat ( I'll skip the obvious joke ). Anyway, I think you should be thanking her for giving you something to talk about. Without her you'd have no fans who flock to your site to see what snarky comments you have to make about her and other celebs. I hate to say it but you should be careful. All of these people you mock were once like you; mediocre, lonely, and desperate for attention. They, like you, sought approval from strangers when they couldn't get it from the people they wanted it from. They got their wish and it ate them up and spit them out in front of the whole world. Always remember: you are them and they are you. Good luck with your show but be careful what you wish for; soon it may be your meltdown that we're all laughing about.

    Kisses
    Misha

  80. Matty says – reply to this


    4380

    hey perez i think u r tottally hilarious but i think every1 shud giv britney a rest now theyv had ther joke n i think she jus needs a big hug!!!

  81. to Alyssa you know who u r says – reply to this


    4381

    Re: Alyssa – Wow you are real mature you have to give her childish nicknames, your probably a ugly heffa yourself, poor baby needs attention.

  82. URABUCKET says – reply to this


    4382

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO ur an ugly monster look at urself ur making fun of britney spears she has WAYYYYYYYYY more talent then ull ever have . First look at your hair like kill youself . SECOND dude ur hugeeeeeeee why u making fun of her SHE CAN GET WAY MORE HOT PEOPLE THEN U EVER CAN IN UR LIFE.
    3rd YOUR JOKES ARE HORRIBLE MY GOD LIKE KILL YOURSELF UR USELESS

    I SPIT ON U IN DISGRACE

  83. Britney Must Die says – reply to this


    4383

    I hope she chokes on a fat cock and dies.

  84. Brianna lopez says – reply to this


    4384

    ummm Perez you wish you were Britnney Spears you queer ass mother fucker. get off her case she had 2 kids. like you have never partied before you little BITCH!. I bet you got high and assfucked before britneys concert ASSHOLE> BTW I think BRitney Spears is sexy even tho shes got a little meat shes still hella sexy quit hating on her prick your butthole is TOXIC!!!!!!

  85. chrissy says – reply to this


    4385

    I'm sorry, what? You are calling Britney fat? Have you looked in the mirror, you pathetic lard-ass? Why the fuck are you even famous?

  86. Kay says – reply to this


    4386

    YOUR A FUCKING UGLY FAT GAY PIECE OF SHIT YOU STUPID FUCK. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO.. ANYONE? PEREZHILTON???????WHO THE FUCK??? OH YOU HAVE A SHOW NOW SO YOU THINK YOUR THE SHIT?. YOUR FAT AND FUCKING UGLY? TALKING ABOUT BEERBELLY? YOU GROSS FUCK? LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING FACE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU SHUOLD APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO FUCKING FAT UGLY AND SO FUCKING GAY. WORTHLESS SHIT.

  87. sara says – reply to this


    4387

    your soooo fucking mean. she is trying her best

  88. Tone2020 from the 717 says – reply to this


    4388

    What's there to comment about? Perez you said it all Brother!!

  89. KDUB says – reply to this


    4389

    THAT WAS HARSH. But, i do wish she would have just given it her all instead of half assing the whole thing. BRING THE OLD BRITNEY BACK

  90. mary says – reply to this


    4390

    amen! ooh, you're show's on in two hours. can't wait :)

  91. therealme says – reply to this


    4391

    If she was embarrassed about what she did Sunday night then she would not have been out partying later that evening. She would have been hiding in a freaking hole so that she did not have to look a single friend, fan or peer in the eyes after that disgrace.
    I agree, if you can't deliver 100% then don't deliver at all.

  92. divalcious says – reply to this


    4392

    that letter was awesome. i had to laugh long and hard as i read it. and then i scrolled down and laughed some more at the fools that are so up in arms about her like she's their bff. get over it. her job is to be a performer and right about now she needs to be fired. i've never liked her and that "performance" was just another chance for me to laugh my ass off. what a dumb bitch. oh and… if she was some random chick on the street that just had a baby, yeah u could say she looks great. but she's not. if janet jackson can lose 60 lbs in a few months and have a 6 pack in time for her record release, so can britney. tsk….

  93. Anthony says – reply to this


    4393

    You have some nerve, sister…..calling ANYONE out of shape. You should try losing weight yourself! You used to be really cute. And I used to love this site. No more….

    BTW- Green hair? Kermit the Fag should learn about karma. Hope your show flops, asshole.

  94. Anthony says – reply to this


    4394

    You have some nerve, sister…..calling ANYONE out of shape. You should try losing weight yourself! You used to be really cute. And I used to love this site. No more….

    BTW- Green hair? Kermit the Fag should learn about karma. Hope your show flops, asshole.

  95. lola says – reply to this


    4395

    Good for you, Perez. All you people keep making excuses for her! She has a serious problem and won't get help! She had no one to blame but herself. Feeling sorry for her and making excuses for her isn't going to help her. She needs to clean up her act, get help, and hire back all the people she fired. Even I can dance better than she did! She couldn't even feign interest? She's saying "F-YOU" to all her fans who wanted to see her perform. Stop defending her!

    Oh, and even though Perez is a fan of Amy Winehouse he has called her out on her cancelled performances. At least Amy cancels them! She doesn't go out and suck!

  96. Jackee says – reply to this


    4396

    THIS IS THE BRITNEY PEOPLE!!! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.
    LOVE HER OR LEAVE HER ALONE. ANYWAYZ NO MATTER WHAT
    HER ALBUM WILL SALE.

    NEXT…..

  97. Jackee says – reply to this


    4397

    Re: Anthony – YEAH what happened? had as much to eat as she had gossip.

  98. Jackee says – reply to this


    4398

    Re: Anthony – YEAH what happened? had as much to eat as she had gossip.

  99. dooberr says – reply to this


    4399

    perez.
    first you look the dumpster filled with grease behind burger king.

    you're nothing to look at.
    i almost vomit in my mouth when i saw ur face.
    and the cartoon of yourself at the top of the page doesnt look like you.
    stop trying to make yourself look thin.

    and Who are you.
    just some otherr fat guy who trys to make themselves look good by makin fun of celebritys.

    and second.
    britney doesnt sport the enormous belly everyone thinks.
    Yes she lost her abs. but shes not fat like 56% of the world.

    her performance was sloppy, yes.
    but the fuckin song kicked ass.
    it probably made more money than ur fat ass can handle.

    LOVE YOU.
    and ur OBESENESS!

  100. joe=] says – reply to this


    4400

    perez.
    first you look the dumpster filled with grease behind burger king.

    you're nothing to look at.
    i almost vomit in my mouth when i saw ur face.
    and the cartoon of yourself at the top of the page doesnt look like you.
    stop trying to make yourself look thin.

    and Who are you.
    just some otherr fat guy who trys to make themselves look good by makin fun of celebritys.

    and second.
    britney doesnt sport the enormous belly everyone thinks.
    Yes she lost her abs. but shes not fat like 56% of the world.

    her performance was sloppy, yes.
    but the fuckin song kicked ass.
    it probably made more money than ur fat ass can handle.

    LOVE YOU.
    and ur OBESENESS!

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