An Open Letter To Britney Spears

9/10/2007 1:45 AM ET | Filed under: Icky Icky Poo • Britney Spears

Dear Britney,

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn't even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by 'magic' we don't mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn't even do that well at the VMAs!

And you barely danced!

You couldn't even get good hair extensions??????

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don't go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

Let's repeat that. It's worth repeating.

A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.

Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

xoxo

Perez

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez's full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

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David says – reply to this

4601

Well well…another britney basher (Perez Hilton…whoever you are or claim to be)…I like her music….i'm not a die hard fan but damn…you people are ruthless…seriously and they call the die hard britney fans crazy…the critics are just as loopy if not more so than some of brits fans. The VMA's wasen't that bad and neither was brits performance…yea she cold of sung live and danced better…it's not like she fell on the damn stage or pisse her self……get a day job.
BritChick says – reply to this

4602

Watching this performance made me want to slit my own throat, I am ashamed to say that i used to buy her music.
JILLIAN says – reply to this

4603

SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO LIFE IF YOU HAVE TIME TO COME ON HERE AND DISS BRITNEY SPEARS.. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHES BEEN THROUGH
Lewis says – reply to this

4604

Care to publish a pic of YOUR belly, Perez?
Kittplayer says – reply to this

4605

I think Brittany is still hot… Who is this fat homo to say anything.. This guy has zero talent except to tear down the ones that do.. What a maggot!!!
Dana says – reply to this

4606

I totally agree…except I would've have put it into nicer words. She wanted an opportunity to come back and prove everyone wrong…she totally took advantage of that opportunity and ruined her reputation even more. She is out of control. I think she is past the point of a comeback now….
tina says – reply to this

4607

Hey, that was harsh! Her performance was bad, however the media, press, photographers put her in media than expect too much.
tina says – reply to this

4608

Hey, that was harsh! Her performance was bad, however the media, press, photographers put her in media than expect too much.
bianca says – reply to this

4609

i agree with you that her pwerformance sucked,, but she dditn have a beer belly,, she looked reallllllllllyy good,, i think there are tons of people who would kill to have a body like that
Tyler says – reply to this

4610

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!! this is so retarted i feel so sorry 4 her kids!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

4611

It is very interesting it is jerks like you is the reasons why the Olson Twins are twigs like every other celeb in the industry. You are the reason why 7 year olds are skipping meals because they consider if they eat, they will become fat. You are the reason why the 14 year old who are the same height and weight as Britney are throwing up at schools after lunch. (I work in a School).

So how about you shut up, look in the mirror yourself.
kristin says – reply to this

4612

Re: baby – you are a truly frightening individual….do you know how disgusting and ignorant you sound?
you dont have to like someone, but to be so vicious toward someone you dont know…have you even seen anyone dying of aids?
you shouldnt wish that on your worst enemy….im guessin you may be pretty young, maybe slightly uneduacted…grow up, and remember, perez gets his little tiny corner of notoriety for spewing this trash..its a shtick of sorts…what do you get out of it?
JLO says – reply to this

4613

WOW thats all WOW
Ashley says – reply to this

4614

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Go Perez, I've fallen in love with you. Too bad you're gay. Ah well, I'll love you anyway
beth says – reply to this

4615

im a single mom and would never dream of wearong something like that with her body, what was she thinking of????????????? has she really got custody of her kids?????? hope she doesnt appear again.
Andy says – reply to this

4616

Wow Perez Hilton who sits and bitches behind his computer screen. I'd really like to see you do half of what Britney Spears does. That she managed even this was nothing short of amazing. You are such an asshole, you say "she should have cancelled" can you imagine how much you would have ripped on her if she'd cancelled? She wouldn't have won either way so don't come out with some shit about what she should have done. Yes, it wasn't her best performance, but she's still fucking Britney Spears, who's sold 72 million records or whatever, and has worked a hell of a lot harder than you ever will. She's been through some seerious shit, mainly because of assholes like you. No one to blame for her failure but her?

FUCK

OFF!

How can you say that? She's under sooo much pressure from everyone and has soo much shit going on in her life. You wanna talk disrespectful? What you're saying is disgusting. Fine she's gained weight (but still looks a hell of a lot better than most women, and you're hardly slimmer of the year). Yes she lip syncs but we all knew that. What can I say she knows herself it wasn't great but people seriously need to look at themselves and say "could I do half as fucking better under the circumstances?" No you freaking could not. So shut the hell up.
mel says – reply to this

4617

dam give the girl a fuckin break!!!!!!!!!!!!! like shes not going through enough she needs fuckin losers that have nothing better to do then badmouth people and make them feel even worse about themselves
Kc says – reply to this

4618

A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN!!!!!!!!!
vinnie says – reply to this

4619

I agree with james - - thank god it wasnt your fat ass - - and if poor Britney ends up wrecking more trains - or even suiciding - - may you have terrible nightmares for the rest of your life….OK she was terrible - but everyone just needs to move on - - and away from PARISITIC pawns like you - bloodsucking leach of a thing
Tara says – reply to this

4620

So early this month you were praising Britney's new song. Later in the month after her VMA performance she is shit to you. And as for her being fat, WHAT MAKES YOU SEEM SO SKINNY THESE DAY, PEREZ. By the way, the cartoon "Perez" Looks nothing like you. You make fun of everybody. You need to take a look in the mirror.
Sharon says – reply to this

4621

You have so very much talent..I wish you would straighten up and make one hell of a comeback!! You coulda, shoulda been one of the biggest stars of the 21 Century….,
keren hadad says – reply to this

4622

britney for me allways be a good singer
she just in a bed timeing