Celebrity By Association

How pathetic is this? Even Ali Simms was getting free shit at the VMAs this past weekend!
Britney's famewhoring assistant is loving her 15 seconds of fame.
The wannabe pop star hit up the Guess suite in Style Villa at Caesar’s Palace on Saturday.
Enjoy your SWAG, honey. Next year no one will give a shit about you, just like Britney.
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She is really starting to bug the shit out of me- give britney some good advice for a change- what a wannabe- hate her!!!
Isnt she dating Tony Romo now?
why did you even take the time out of your life to post a picture of this wannabe? shes probably pissing with glee in her borrowed britney panties because you even bothered to say anything about her.
what a waste!
You suck and look like frankenberry from the cereal box!!
Perez, if no one gives a shit about Britney, then why do you even talk about her at all? Face it, if it weren't for Britney you'd have nothing interesting to write about these days, esp. with Paris out of jail and Lohan MIA… I read your website almost everyday, but really? Let's be honest. Why else would you predict she'll be on the cover of every magazine this week, and that "you're buying them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" No one gives a shit? Not likely. You're using Britney for your own advancement just like everyone other pap. You should speak for yourself more often, then you won't sound like such a moron.
Why does Ali's head always look so flat???
Yeah, that girl Alli is totally using Britney as a spring board to start her own "Pop Star" career. Britney needs to detach herself from people who are constantly using her and who don't care about her! Alli sucks! And she's wierd looking! I miss Felicia, her REAL assistant!
who the fuck is this dumb ugly hoe?? and why is she smiling like that like if she was famous and posing for the fucking camera like if people knew who the fuck she was??
Christ, i had heard the name Ali Simms before (granted, it was probably only from this site), but i didn't know until now that she is famous for being Britney Spears assistant! Now, i really stupid for knowing her at all.
Who even cares about this Bitch! If she gets free stuff we should all get free stuff she aint nobody!
i hate that bitch…..and ENABLER IS RIGHT!!!!! britney's gonna end up like marilyn monroe with friends like her…. it makes me sad
Hey Perez, don´t pick on her. She is just a pitiful skivvy.
im sure people wont give a shit about ali simms in a year, but something tells me britney spears will probably still get publicity in a year, hate to break it to you. i mean if they're giving you your own tv show, hopefully they'll still report whats going on in brits life. k thanks!
perez
i loves you and everything but seeing as one of the reasons alli sims is becoming well known is because you keep posting stuff about her
i didn't even know who she was until i read one of your earlier posts
since so many ppl read this, and your page is so powerful, maybe you could stop writing about her, and then her popularity would deteriorate
Good for her. Get that free shit girl.
Puhleez Perez, we all know you're jealous alright? After all, you've been trying to whore out yourself to get free entrance and shit to these awards so you can get the gift bags.
Everybody blasted Mariah when she did Glitter and had her breakdown. And she managed to get up and blow everybody away with Emancipation. Now, it's happening to Britney and I really feel sorry for her cause she has people like YOU who just like to flog a dead horse. Let her recuperate dammit. She's been through a rough couple of years.
And I hope she gets back up and really rocks it. And then when you start to try to suck up to her again, I hope she'll just get in your face and tell you to f— off. As for your message about no one giving a shit about ali or Britney? I hope the same goes for your Perez. What goes around comes back around
Unlike Brit, at least Alli can actually sing.
Perez i used to like you but you keep slagging britney off, grow up, give the girl a break!
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NO OFFENSE…BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DO?
I LOVE YOU THOUGH!
Celebs are pampered.
They are spoilt beyond belief.
I say, let's see more of them mucking about doin' dirty jobs …
They get paid an awful lot.
They get freebies galore and profits out the front and back ends!
It's RIDIC.
Let's seem them getting down and dirty more often!
I say: WORK those 15 minutes because … when they are gone then we will realllly here all the belly-aching!
yeah she's retarded
and what the fuck are you perez milton?
I CAN'T STAND HER. SHE SEEMS RUDE & IS USING BRIT TO GET FAMOUS!!!!
why is everyone saying britney and alli are fat? gad that makes me so mad yeah brit should not have worn what she did but if she had on something that fit her properly she would look way better than anyone i know that has had 2 kids in the past 3 years. get a life people!
so many people got free shit! from local radio stations, frankie from the hills, people you have never even heard of…the fact that she got shit and was newsworthy enough to make this site makes her more famous than 1/2 the people that got that gift bag!