She Couldn't Keep Her Shiz Together

Filed under: Britney Spears

Oh, Britney!

You couldn't even keep your fake press-on nails from falling apart?

Just like your performance!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Sep 10, 2007 at 11:18 am / Email this »

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Big Ryan says – reply to this

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Who would spend money to see that wreck in concert!??!?!
hey says – reply to this

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FIRTS
chique says – reply to this

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tragic.
first says – reply to this

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third bitches
Big Ryan says – reply to this

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I'd pay a nickel to see her shimmy on stage.
k says – reply to this

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jesus brit. get it together. shes such a disappointment.
Heather says – reply to this

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Gross! She's sooo awful!! I can't wait to draft her in my fantasy celebrity league.
Boobookins says – reply to this

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YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD…. BUT YOU CAN SPRAYPAINT IT GOLD
Misty Dawn says – reply to this

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Perez that's why I didn't watch this shit! It's over.
Codepink says – reply to this

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OMG!!!! OMG!!!! That is soooooooooooooooooo embarrasing…i'm embarrased 4 her.. DAMN PEREZ!!! Your people are on the job with the flicks!!!!!
Kresgie says – reply to this

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I just wish Britney would overdose…
jewel says – reply to this

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Now, her performace sucked ass but ya'll need to stop saying she's fat. She's had 2 babies in a year and a half and she looks damn good. As for talent? Never had any, never will
Daved says – reply to this

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Brit Sucked
mb says – reply to this

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stop with the britney bashing! we all know it was pathetic!
Misty Dawn says – reply to this

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When are you going to play my goddamn shitney spears song? Honestly?
Kresgie says – reply to this

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PS Those are sexy rolls…
tlr says – reply to this

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That is pretty bad!!!!
Babs says – reply to this

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This girl needs her Mama.
Macksascha says – reply to this

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Why dont you just leave her alone now. You are a little harsh. We all know she sucks ass. Please leave it at that.
mj says – reply to this

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Her new nickname should be "bwhitney". Her career is going down the crapper just like Whitney Houston's.
LaLocke says – reply to this

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Even with one missing that is the best her nails have looked in months
Fran says – reply to this

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Come on… Britney's a good lady and she was obviously upset before last night's performance. I heard MTV trashed her plans with Criss Angel, which probably would have been spectacular! On top of that, I'm told she overheard Ms. Silverman's comments before she went on the stage. By the way, is Silverman a comedian? It was hard to tell–when you are so pathetic that you have to bring stars' kids into your jokes, I think it's time for her to hire some new writers.
Also, when I look out the window at some of the teenagers walking by, I find it hard to believe anyone can criticize Britney. This woman had two kids in the last three years and looks better than most of the high school or junior high kids will ever look. Save the nastiness, please.
S says – reply to this

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poor girl
Misty says – reply to this

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Oh geez! Why was she not prepared at all??? This was supposed to be a BIG DEAL! Still love ya though Brit!!!
ascq says – reply to this

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I read this somewhere else but didn't see it. Nasty.
Me says – reply to this

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Is it any surprise? The girl is white trash!
Alex says – reply to this

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This is BULLSHIT!! You know what? I've been defending her this whole time! Yeah she's a fucking trainwreck, but she was my trainwreck and I loved her. I'm done. This is the acrylic nail that broke the fucking camels back! I love you Perez, you are my new God.
mt star says – reply to this

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wow this is getting worse by the minute……what are her people going to say????? they need to stop blaming sarah silverman for her mistakes what a pathtic attempt!!!! I think her mother probably cried when she saw the show last night…..
Steph says – reply to this

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You forgot to mention the stretch marky flab hanging over her panties. This is such a mess!!!
Curvatious says – reply to this

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Say what you will about her being a trainwreck, but I think she looks HOT~! Finally, a woman with real curves instead of skin and bones!!
mj says – reply to this

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Her new nickname should be "bwhitney". Her career is going down the crapper lust like whitney houston's.
time waster says – reply to this

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Wow. Just wow. I didn't watch last night's performance, but from the clips I've seen…..let's just say Britney is in my prayers. I really think she's hit bottom now.
Jenny says – reply to this

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I predict Britney ends up in Owen Wilson's old suite in the psych ward over a suicide attempt after this piece of crap "performance". Is it just me, or do her fingers look like she's a purger?
nicolecherry says – reply to this

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was it worth all of your time to watch this trassy trailer park ho? who gives a fu** about her really?
Nicholas says – reply to this

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Who is helping her make these decisions and give her feedback.

She really needs someone to help her along. I think she has the will.

It's just like trying to train for a sport without a coach, it's very difficult and it's easy to give up and slack off. She needs a coach. She needs and honest voice of reason.
MarciP says – reply to this

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LOL it's lost in a bag of Cheetos.
coco ebert says – reply to this

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People keep saying "she should fire her stylist".

I think the problem is that she HAS no stylist because she doesn't listen to anyone!! She just does whatever the fuck she wants! Remember the disaster of an interview with Matt Lauer? I seriously thinks she does her own hair, nails, etc. etc. What a mess!
kristin says – reply to this

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I think we need to leave the girl alone. Nit picking on her nails just seems kinda juvenile and stupid. She needs to move far, far away — away from press, away from LA. Get back in good with her family. She needs support and an escape. She's not over just super sidelined for a while.
sal says – reply to this

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perez ur an asshole
Sher says – reply to this

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I heard she fired her makeup artist just before going onstage. Maybe that is why - she did a crappy job on her nails. You can't just "lose" a nail like that if they are put on right. If done right, losing them HURTS! I have had nails done that popped off the next day because they were not glued on right. It almost looks as if she had a team that was wanting her to fail. She should fire everyone and get her old manager back and start listening to someone who wants good things for her - not just money. I feel bad for her.
sandiegored says – reply to this

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Quit tearing her down.
ohmyohio says – reply to this

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she ought to be paying those back-up dancers big time, as they were THE ONLY thing holding that lame show together…
Lola in Canada says – reply to this

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What more proof do we all have to have that "Hollywood" is totally fake and no one is really that glamorous or beautiful. It's all weaves, press on nails, good makeup, airbrushing, etc. She may look okay (and that's a stretch…) but underneath it all, she is just like the rest of us, a few extra pounds, imperfect skin, bitten nails. Sad sad sad that she still tries for that "Britney" image. Even Britney can't do Britney anymore.
MT STAR says – reply to this

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AND FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO KEEP SAYING OH SHE'S NOT FAT! WELL SHE'S NOT A HOUSE FOPR HAVING 2 BABIES…. BUT WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE SOMEONE OF HER SIZE WEARING THAT!!!! FINE SHE'S NOT FAT FOR HAVING 2 BABIES BUT HELLO!!!!! WHY IS SHE LETTING HER BEERBELLY HANG OUT OS A SKIMPY OUTFIT THAT SHE HAS nonononoino NO NO No no BUSINESS WEARING!
Becki says – reply to this

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Poor thing…But i still got Britney love
lisa! in hell paso! says – reply to this

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haha!…whore!….she totally fucked up the mood for the night…..
loooooserrrrrrrsssssss says – reply to this

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of course you guys would focus on something so trivial, what does that say about YOU?…i thought she looked better than she's been looking lately.
SOFIA FROM PORTUGAL says – reply to this

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JESUS
PLEASE STOP
IM SICK OF IT
LOOK AT YOU
UR A FAKE 2
GET A LIFE
JUST GROW!
Michael says – reply to this

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Re: Fran –

Why do you feel the need to defend somebody that keeps on screwing up? She's just a used up product of the record world. She had her chance to go out with style, disappear for a few years and make a comeback, now she's nothing more than a VH-1 joke. And Sarah Silverman is extremely funny, you're just too special to get it.
m says – reply to this

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I'd pay a nickel to see her pick it up with her cooter…..and she would
CutiePie says – reply to this

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Now that's just mean! Stop kicking her when she's down.
MarciP says – reply to this

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Where's her microphone? Oh wait she didn't sing a note!
jeckie says – reply to this

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poor britney…she was rigid in her performance
missy from buffalo says – reply to this

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oh my god, she is just so far gone that there is no hope left for little miss birtney. she should hang up her hooker boots and call it a day. i literally felt embarassed for her, like i almost wanted to turn it off. and i loved how rihanna was laughing at her…HAHA! fuck off britney, you cum guzzling gutter slut!
FromBrasil says – reply to this

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Thats terrible…and sad!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U THINKING MRS. SPEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!

LO-SER!
emely says – reply to this

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okay so i think brit was really out of it and wasnt ready to perform! but all you stupid ppl talking shit and dont even know what shes going threw or how she feels or even what happend back stage b4 she went on! so stop talking shit all you loosers! bet if you were all famous youd be even worse! goooooosh ppl get a life and leave brit alone!
Mark says – reply to this

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her right heel was broken
Frenchick says – reply to this

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They say it could of been Britney's "BIG COMEBACK", more like the end of her career. Pls no more comeback attempts in the future. She is done.
John says – reply to this

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Double 'WOW'!
sofia says – reply to this

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Re: Kresgie –

U WILL DIE ALONE U BITCH
yajaira says – reply to this

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oh brit, if u wouldnt be partying every single night before u're performance i "think" it wouldnt be "that" bad at all
marigold says – reply to this

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FUCK SARAH SILVERMAN that fucking librarian lookin skank should NEVER make jokes of innocent children. i actually felt sorry for britney that stupid umbrella hooker was lauging at her she should rethink that one. i dont think she can even come close to what britney has done in her life.
kelz says – reply to this

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doesnt look like her thumb is painted either…
Juice says – reply to this

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yes she looks good for just having 2 kids, but that doesn't mean I want to see her in a bikini on stage. cover up woman! just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you have to wear it.
ivana jerkoff says – reply to this

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She was dancing like a disinterested fat stripper. Of course, I am sure she is not really fat in the real world, just in camera world– I will give her that
lintyobject says – reply to this

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Yeah that was messed up. Problem with these prepackaged "stars" is that they start off lookin good and with studio magic, they can be made to sound acceptable despite the fact that they can't really sing. Eventually, however, looks wear off and all you are left with is one untalented person….Too sad
JENN says – reply to this

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hahaha only you would notice this perez!!! i love it…….
hotdude says – reply to this

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As a Canadian, I laugh. About 85% of American women are fatter than Britney Spears - yet they all slag her. For having two kids she's hot hot hot and in better shape than most American women I see. The fact she has an amazing voice is also very sexy. And finally, the fact she keeps getting back after being knocked down - think of all the crap she has overcome - just got divorced, adjusting to life with two children. I think she is amazing.
Willysburg says – reply to this

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It's actually quite sad. I admit, a huge part of me was pulling for the girl but
she definitely has a way to go. It reminded me of a MAD TV skit.
erica says – reply to this

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She looked like a fish wiggling around on stage. Britney has the money and her "profession" is to put on a show. She needs to get it together and Dance Bitch!!! hehehe
ta says – reply to this

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I saw a photograph this morning on another website and she had a big round burn on her wrist? looked very strange.
PJ says – reply to this

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I love how the thumb on the other hand looks like it wasn't polished like the rest. Wow she was bad. EVEN IF Criss Angel's part got booted~they should have known that in enough time for her to accomodate for it. We all saw the pics of her out partying and not rehearsing. So if it was that big of a problem she should have been spending every minute PRACTICING!!
jenny l says – reply to this

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oh, how trashy!
justin says – reply to this

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perez seriously i like you, but shut the fuck up
Coop says – reply to this

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OMG - It was like watching a horror show! I almost thought I was going to see a bucket of pig's blood drop on her at the end.
Mr Fantastic says – reply to this

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STOP THE PRESSES!!!!

She broke a nail!

(Idiots)
Christy says – reply to this

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Perez.I can't believe what I saw lay night. She looked so uncomfortable. It kept me from breathing the whole time she was up there. I hope that someone gives her a reality check and shows her the tape. I feel for her. I just think she needs the right prole around her instead of people trying to kiss her a** all the time.
Lizzy says – reply to this

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Poor Britney, the missing nail is the least of her problems.
leo says – reply to this

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Fake nails, fake hair, fake boobs as i can remember, she is nice only when she is photoshopped. She has 2 children ok, but why she always need to show her ass to the people, maybe this is the only thing she can do
bebee321 says – reply to this

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That shit is fuuuuuuunnnnny!!!!!!!!
mark says – reply to this

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I gotta admitt it was a bad performance but not bad enough to curse her out like she did something horrible to you. Beer belly? Mr. Perez you have a fucking beer belly. For someone who has 2 kids…she looks fucking awesome. It's people like you who make things worst. You love talking shit about other people it makes you feel better about your rottenself. I know you wanted her to fail coz an opportunist like you feeds from that so you can have something bad to say about her. You give gay people a bad name bitch. Your show will crash and burn.

IF you think you can do it better why don't you perform next year wearing thesame thing she wore last night. Then you can talk about Beer Belly Fat Ass!!!
get a life says – reply to this

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get a f-ing life…does that honestly matter? SERIOUSLY!? are you 5 years old? how many other people have performed and messed up, obviously didnt sing, and guarantee had imperfections (like a fallen off nail oh no!) and no one ever said a word cause no one cares and people just want to bash it cause its britney…grow the f up….i love perez but your just to annoying now and goign to far…
jimbo says – reply to this

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Did not the girl used to have a waist????
marigold says – reply to this

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Re: Fran – thank you well put i dont think that silverman chic is even good. she is so fucking ugly she needs to make fun of ppl above her….pathetic
gadjet says – reply to this

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Uh-oh, that means somewhere there is a Cheetos bag with a Lee Press On Nail in it.
Be on the look out!!!
Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) says – reply to this

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TERRIBLE!!!

She´s a FREAK of NATURE!!!

… Fat, bored, unhappy, ugly, BAD BAD BAD singer, stupid girl, poor rich girl, Brit Bitch please go back to your home take care your boys!!!
kate says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA
PEREZ YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
celia says – reply to this

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HER TOP LIP WAS BUSTED. PLEASE SHOE THE PIC.
Willysburg says – reply to this

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Re: hotdude – I totally agree with you. She looks great for
having two kids and I didnt mind seeing her body at all.
kika says – reply to this

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Bastard
Rediculous
Inbarrasing
Trash
Nice(not)
Eewwww…
Yuck!
britney please get sum help says – reply to this

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oh my good golly.pictures are horrible, her fat is just oozing out of her clothes.
Bel says – reply to this

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who cares………..put the magnifying glass up already ! It was bad…….we all know that ! But really Perez…….milking it for all it's worth aren't you? I agree with what Whoopi just said on "The View" I think she is tired of doing this but she just doesn't know how to stop. She's developing a brain………….she doesn't know who she really is or HOW to be happy.
Leave her alone everyone…….. If the media & the public would turn down the heat she just MIGHT surprise us and get it together!
Could you all not see that this girl is SUFFERING big time….talk about a cry for help!
Nit picking because she lost a fake nail?????????? Really TACKY !!!!!
Machina says – reply to this

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You know Perez, for a gay guy, I'd think you'd be able to know the difference between press-on's and acrylic/gel nails. Stop ragging on this girl. You've got no room to talk about her. Your performances on Celebrity Rap Superstars looks like a drag circus gone wrong. Lastly, I seriously don't think you should be bashign anyone, have you looked in the mirror at some of the clothing abominations you wear? No wonder you don't get any ass, fat ass. A cup of Trix Yogurt has more talent and style than you do.
Jeny says – reply to this

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OK… we all are now witness to the train-wreck that is Britney Spears. If she were to really sing at an awards show, we would all be really sorry, so I guess the lip-syncing was beneficial. But, BUT… did anyone notice during her little 'tribute to Madonna' dance, she was crouching, and did the ever-impressive knee-spread move? I swear a saw a little lip. Once again, little Brit forgot her gitch.
daho says – reply to this

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seriously, you're going to pick apart EVERY LITTLE THING?
RIP CAREERS.COM says – reply to this

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NO MATTER HOW MUCH LIPSTICK YOU PUT ON WHITE TRASH… THEY ARE STILL WHITE TRASH
Linda says – reply to this

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Re: Kresgie – Oh please…you do not say that. I don't care how fucked up the person is you never wish for someone to overdose. That was a mean thing to say. i hope that it doesn't happen to you or to your children. What goes around comes around so if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. You should know better.
Lesslie says – reply to this

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Her make-up was atleast pretty.
STAR UK says – reply to this

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STOP THE BITCHINESS NOW PEOPLE… SHE IS HUMAN AT THE END OF THE DAY AND DOESNT NEED EXCESS SHIT… GET A GRIP, PLEASE…HOPEFULLY IS SHE IS CONTEMPLATING ON GETTIN HER ACT TOGETHER, THEN LAST NIGHTS PERFORMANCE WILL MAKE HER REALISE THAT SHE NEEDS TO FIX UP!

I TOTALLY LOVE CRISS ANGEL, BUT WHERE WAS HE ON THE SO CALLED ACT… PLUS, JUSTIN IS A HILLBILLIE TO, ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO DANJAHANDS AND MAYBE TIMBALAND, JT IS TRYN TO LOOK 'CREDIBLE' ON THE HIP HOP SCENE….HE'S ACTING LIKE A SPOILT BRAT REMEBER JT 'WAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND…ASHLEE SIMPSON, MADONNA, ARE ALL COLLABORATIN WITH TIMBALAND…THE 'NEW SOUND' IS GONNA GET OLD …WATCH!
Linsday says – reply to this

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I can't wait to see the paparazzi pictures from this week haha

She probably won't come out of hiding for…nevermind

Bitch loves it!

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Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

We won't get to see how the ladies did until the fall, but today in Austin, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato took their seats as the new judges on The X Factor. Someone had the foresight of smuggling in a recording device to the Texas auditions and we've got the audio from the ladies' first critique!

And you know what? They sound like old pros!

Check out the video (above) to hear Brit Brit and Darling Demi give their thoughts on the first contestant of season two!

They both sound so GOOD! Strong and confident; it doesn't sound like either of them were nervous at all!

Bravo, ladies! We can't wait to see you in action!

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