She Couldn't Keep Her Shiz Together

Filed under: Britney Spears

Oh, Britney!

You couldn't even keep your fake press-on nails from falling apart?

Just like your performance!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Sep 10, 2007 at 11:18 am / Email this »

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tigger says – reply to this

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Well, Britney's rep. is f***** up now. lol. Was she even present during rehearsal? Was she stoned? I know one thing she needs to get rid of…. all that confidence with all that baby fat…poor girls got issues
maisy says – reply to this

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Pathetic……..Uhm when you lip sync you should move your mouth. WHen you dance you shouldnt fall over steps…….She's the next anna nicole……..
ash says – reply to this

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What a SKANK!!!!!! She isn't fat, her outfit was so little!!!!!
HELLO KITTY says – reply to this

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Her fishnets didn't have any noticeable holes.

Will Perez have anything nice to say on his show?
Susie says – reply to this

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Come on people… She needs atleast two natural nails to be able to efficiently scrape the coke stuck in her nose!!
Dom L says – reply to this

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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that's bad
RiiKan Ray says – reply to this

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Hater's, Hater's & more hatin ass bitches on this shit.. So wat that she didn't rok the house that night.. But she will rock it soon enough. And if Silverman was to stay on stage a little while longer. She would have been BOO'd off that fuckin stage.. she was a complete CORN BALL….
mimi says – reply to this

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Ugh, Perez, you douche, it's just a fucking nail. Who cares?

The performance sucked, but you don't have to pick everything apart.
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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Fake nails??? Holy shit someone get her a drink. It truely seems like Brit no longer has a career. This singing and dancing just gives her something to do. She should become a nanny.
ARealGem says – reply to this

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Judging from her zombie-like state during her "performance" I seriously believe that Britney has been hypnotized by Chris Angel. She has been hanging out witht that mind freak way too much lately and I know he hypnotized the bitch!
Bronwyn The Great says – reply to this

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The opening performance at the 2007 VMA's was pure SHIT. Britney Spears never could sing, and now she can't even lip synch. Before she got so FAT and DRUGGED OUT, at least she had a sort of young stripper-chick charisma with those 'come on, you know you want me' eyes she'd make while cavorting around on stage. Now she's just a worn out, crusty PUSSY HOLE with hair as FAKE as her talent.

The song "Gimme More" is MODERATELY DECENT for a dance track, but anyone who knows anything about the music industry understands that this is the producer's work, not Britney's. She just buys songs that other people write, and then she comes into the studio and "sings" her lines one by one, over and over, and then goes home to snort COKE and OXYCONTIN while the real musicians construct the song in PROTOOLS and the engineers glue the semi-decent takes together and tweak her voice with Auto-Tune PITCH CORRECTION. In layman's terms, THE BITCH SUCKS ASS.

As for her other new song, "Kiss You All Over," it sounds like a tape recording of psycho cheerleaders on helium rapping over the "Doo doo doo doo doo, ALWAYS COCA-COLA" song.

If you want real music, listen to CHRISTINE ANDERSON and DAVID BOWIE.
Bronwyn The Great says – reply to this

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The opening performance at the 2007 VMA's was pure SHIT. Britney Spears never could sing, and now she can't even lip synch. Before she got so FAT and DRUGGED OUT, at least she had a sort of young stripper-chick charisma with those 'come on, you know you want me' eyes she'd make while cavorting around on stage. Now she's just a worn out, crusty PUSSY HOLE with hair as FAKE as her talent.

The song "Gimme More" is MODERATELY DECENT for a dance track, but anyone who knows anything about the music industry understands that this is the producer's work, not Britney's. She just buys songs that other people write, and then she comes into the studio and "sings" her lines one by one, over and over, and then goes home to snort COKE and OXYCONTIN while the real musicians construct the song in PROTOOLS and the engineers glue the semi-decent takes together and tweak her voice with Auto-Tune PITCH CORRECTION. In layman's terms, THE BITCH SUCKS ASS.

As for her other new song, "Kiss You All Over," it sounds like a tape recording of psycho cheerleaders on helium rapping over the "Doo doo doo doo doo, ALWAYS COCA-COLA" song.

If you want real music, listen to CHRISTINE ANDERSON and DAVID BOWIE.

I have spoken.
maggie says – reply to this

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Fuck all of you who keep putting her down… shame on all of you… leave the girl alone… fuck Sarah Siverman as well.. she had no business taliking about Britneys kids… She should be Bitch slapped for it… she had no right talking about those Babies…If I were Britney I would have Bitch slapped the hell out of her!!!
G says – reply to this

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HASBEEN!
YOURAJEALOUSDRAG says – reply to this

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Rosebud says – reply to this

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE OLD SNL SKIT WHERE CHRIS FARLEY TRIED OUT FOR CHIPPENDALES?

LOOK FAMILIAR???? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
alex says – reply to this

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Oh come on, let the poor girl alone. We all know that she screwed up, but she has had a rough year! I think that she was just nervous, because she was worried that this was going to happen. As a Britney fan I will always & forever stick by my girl. So cut her a break & even though her performance lacked her new single wasn't half bad!! So please lay off of the poor girl!!
Cristal says – reply to this

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3 words

HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!!!
MJ says – reply to this

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You people are HATERS!!!!!
chelsea says – reply to this

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she looks ollllllld!!!!
mariposa says – reply to this

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First her body is thousand times better thank most women. anda million times better than a new mother of two. So I have no problem with her imperfect abs.
That outfit was Shiteous, too small and too awkward. Could she dance in those boots?
As for the performance it wasnt AS bad as ppl keep saying. it was ok , a 5 out of 10. big deal. She didnt fall or flop on he face or walk off. She seemed tired.
It wasnt AWFUL. Dear God, ppl I doubt any ONE of you could do any better or even come close. I remember a horrid performance of fergies that was far worse, she just stood stiff as a board the whole time.
Give Britney a break.
Jenny says – reply to this

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She couldn't even get her nails done?!? wtf?? and what was up with her hair?? OMG!!
Courtney says – reply to this

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Re: mj – No matter how cracked out Whitney Houston gets she can still SANG her ass off. Britney has never and will never be a strong singer. The only reason Gutney is famous is because she HAD sex appeal, USED TO be able to dance, and WAS able to lip synch to computer aided vocals.
rippin chauche says – reply to this

424

Fuck it shes so gorgous,Id stick ah straw up her and suck,Then bust mad semen in her mouth.Shes so skanky slutty and most of all hot..
rippin chauche says – reply to this

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Fuck it shes so gorgous,Id stick ah straw up The crack of her ass and suck,Then bust mad semen up in her pretty mouth.Shes so skanky slutty and most of all hot..
ihateperez says – reply to this

426

Get a life and stop zooming in on peoples nail, get a real job
eddy says – reply to this

427

Hey Perezzers, got a proposition for you. Post some more about Azis, and I won't mention Castro's death anymore. I think I could be in love.
Britney Fan says – reply to this

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Will everyone stop the britney bashing?? She's just trying to get her career back to the way it was, she needs support, not humiliation.
lulu says – reply to this

429

perez can u plz get the brit vidoe 2 work i want 2 see the mess in action
Cystal says – reply to this

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Geez leave the poor girl alone, she had an off nite. She isn't the only person in history to perform badly. I'm sure she will pick up from that performance and do better next time…. Kevin ruined that poor girl….
E-Rocker says – reply to this

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Britney's performance was the worst ever! I'm so disappointed and angry too. Here is a girl who has million$ and WAS the princess of pop. Celebrities don't have it hard y’all, and I'm sick of hearing about the pressures of “stardom”. When things get “tough” they're off to their million dollar beach resorts. COME DO MY JOB then you'll know pressure - struggling to feed your kids, day care, bill collectors, debt out the ass! You don't know "hard" Britney! You really should be ashamed. All you had to do was cover up some of the bulge and leave the audience wanting more, punch up the choreography (because it was really weak!), give us a kick-ass performance for what? 4 minutes? then get off the stage and collect your paycheck. My daughter could dance better – shame on you, Britney! Really! There are no excuses. And if you’re going to party for 3 days straight (as been reported), at least give yourself a solid 24-48 hours time to sober up before you face your fans (what few are left). I won’t buy anything with your face on it again because I refuse to support your million dollar bank account by buying into your shit. Get your life together and stop whining!
PINK says – reply to this

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Y THE F*#% CAN'T U LEAVE THAT POOR GIRL ALONE?????????? STOP TALKING SO FRIGGING BAD ABOUT HER!!! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE & THEN MAYBE SHE CAN GET IT TOGETHER& MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE. SHE WILL GET THROUGH THIS IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST SHOW HER SOME SUPPORT & STOP BASHING HER!!! NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!!
Anna says – reply to this

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Im so .. ehum.. how did U even see that? Leave her alone.. The new single is great! and if she did ONE bad show who cares? turn off the tv then ! try to find other fun news ,.. PerezHilton.com was fun before it turned into this hatebritneysite.. *duH* I want to read about other famous people.. Not about britneys lost nail? :S
Aaron Leon says – reply to this

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Yes her preformance was bad but FUCKING HELL cut the poor girl some slack…. she lost one fucking nail and its zoomed in and made an issue! when we look at the most stupid shit like A FUCKING NAIL and make it a thing no wonder she had a breakdown.
Gypsy says – reply to this

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Forget the nail, I can't get past the back fat and belly spilling out of that ridiculous, tight sequined panty. Yikes!

I'm 42, had two kids, and I can honestly say that my body looks better than hers. Truly.

I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror. Does she really think she looks sexy? I can't imagine….

Britney, sweetheart, cut out the fried chicken (as per the doomed OK photoshoot) and start working out like your life depends on it. A little determination and will power will do wonders.

C'mon, please get yourself together. We love you and it hurts to watch you selfdestruct. Snap out of it, already.

P.S. - If you're out in public, please wear panties. Is it really that much trouble to throw on a nice pair? You know the paps are out to get you. Don't let them win. Plus, it's skanky as hell to show your razor stubbled cooch and C-section scar like that. Someday, one of your kid's schoolmates will take your crotch picture in for show and tell. *sigh*
Talita says – reply to this

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I think that the Britney's performance was ridiculous!
I like her an 4 years ago,but now she don't dance,don't sing(I hate that playback),she do notting on the stage!
I'm sorry but I don't like her…
Now she have to be a housewive,and not singer!
mandy says – reply to this

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To the person that wrote commet #11 (Kresgie)
Who the fuck say they wish anyone would overdose. You must be a really moron to say that about her or someone that you know. You need to give your fucking head a shake better you write anything else on the computer.
msprissss says – reply to this

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I think she's a disaster .. and i have no idea why anyone would look 'up' to her .. and the sad thing is she falls for it .. she doesn't get it .. everyone wants her to fail and she keeps failing .. again and again and again ..

i've always liked her … i love her music and i think she was adorable .. she just keeps feeding the media and it pisses everyone off ..

and i've had two kids .. and i look better than she … much, much better
Lori says – reply to this

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You know I am not a fan but come on guys 1 she is NOT fat, ya she is bigger then she used to be but far from fat. I know a lot of woman that gained some chub after 2 kids. The outfit was a bad choice and maybe is everyone wasnt being so 'under the microscope' to her, she would not have been so scared up there, you can see the fear in her eyes. Ya she came back to soon, or just didnt put the effort into the practice time but I would love to see most of you get out there and live under the public eye like she does. We all make bad decisions we just domt have the whole world watching us. Like someone else said shes HUMAN get over it (but I still dont think she should have her kidsbut neither should fedex)
perez is a fag says – reply to this

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And perez you cant keep your fat ass in a shirt, so whos talkin, atleast she is who she is, she dress's the sex she is you fuckin fag
Mila says – reply to this

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She probably will make a big come back. Right now she needs to get her head on straight.
NeHoneyHoney says – reply to this

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you people that are in dibelife that she is messed up on something,or messing her life up more are the dumbass's. she has all the money she needs but still can't get it togeather.I'm not haten just telling it like it is SHE IS A MESS!! GET IT TOGEATHER BRIT> YOUR kids are the one who will suffer.
Ehhhh says – reply to this

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I truely feel bad for her . even tho she bombed she still tried and now her name is everywhere people wanted her to fail. someone else is gonna fuck up in hollywood next week so ..
ko says – reply to this

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People on here need to know how to spell, and how to use proper grammar!
britstarr says – reply to this

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OMG! she is falling apart really bad ! she looks like in her moves she was having TOTAL STAGE FRIGHT and embarrassed ,especailly after the not funny hard hit she took from teh big nosed crude sarah siverman! there was NO REASON FOR THE ATTACK ON THE KID"S !! I am far from a brit fans she has been really doing stupid stuff, and she must be a hair away from hurting herself GOD FORBID after all the VMA B.S !!
britstarr says – reply to this

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Re: ko – Re: ko – Damn, You Are so perfect are'nt you ? go back to the library and have fun reading the dictionary & grammar books you nasty vicious bore !! did I spell that okay for you ??
Andie says – reply to this

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Re: Hana – hi! loll i just want to say hat i sooooooooooooooooo agree wit wht u say i just think that they should just leave her alone already like gosh if u dont like her then dont talk about her i just think there all hatersssss! anywho….im just glad that SUMONE shares my point of view! take care.
T'hai boogay! says – reply to this

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Damn, Brit!
another 1 bites the dust!
tamara says – reply to this

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OMG Thank you for noticing the bitch's acrylics were busted. HOW HOW HOW in the hell!!! Bitch you live in LA where there is an asian nail shop on every corner that offers a "full set" for (at minimum) $20… she ain't got no excuses. A hot ass mess!!
jenn says – reply to this

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Re: Jessica – you idiot she did wear a microphone, it's on the left side of her face.
dee says – reply to this

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to everyone who says: leave the girl alone…

you are all the enablers! this girl is out of control and SHOULD NOT be left alone. she needs serious help. but she continues to put herself on the front page by headlining the VMA's…. stripping down to undies and jumping in the ocean….. shaving her head bald…. and you expect everyone to act like this is normal behavior??? she is not capable of being on her own and being left alone. she shouldn't even have custody of those kids. she's a sucky person and people need to stop acting like its everyone elses fault- it's her life, her bad choices… it's HER FAULT.
Maribel says – reply to this

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Re: Hana – Very well said !!
Ashley says – reply to this

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omg stop being so mean about her she deserves to get another chance! i loved britney for so long and i still do i didnt get to see her performance and i heard that it wasnt that good but u no wat just let it go it doesnt matter anymore.

love you britney!
Sammy hates you says – reply to this

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LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!
YOU ARENT PERFECT NEITHER IS SHE, BUT SHE ISNT SITTING ON HER ASS RIDICULING YOU, PEREZ!!
Tara says – reply to this

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I think that the bikini was over the top but think about it, Thats what she is ussed to wearing during her performances. I'm sure that she wanted to make a big come back as being herself again. Even tho she isn't, she still had two kids and is FAT FAT like you guys all say she is, so she gain some pounds big deal. I'm sure none of you are perfect either, so just lay off. Seriously, It's not that big of a deal. I'm sure you wouldn't like people calling you fat and a hoe and all this other crap. So lay off.
Sincerly,
Someone who isn't conceited
Lyd says – reply to this

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omg!!!! I hate her!! i never even liked her!
omgeeitsydney says – reply to this

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I definately think that britney shouldnt have been wearing that black sequenced bikini/bra and underwear and fishnets. It really made her situation worse. Outfits really influence the act. This however, just really made it go down.
It was really funny to me that her lips would stop moving but the words would keep playing. I mean if your trying to make a comeback on something, dont start out with a black sequenced bra and undies and lip syncing. I'm surprised that nobody called her out on it. It was very visible and really annoying. I dont know if anyone noticed this but it looked like she couldnt really figure out what part of the song she was on and started just moving her lips like she was trying to make a popping sound. This was the worst kind of "come back" that I have ever seen. There just comes a time when you served your time…
just move on. Thats what Britney really needs to do!
Caitlin says – reply to this

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Alright. So, all you Britney "defenders". I understand that people are being harsh about the subject. But, you can stop being the girl's public defender. She can afford her own attorney. And speaking of that, just because she makes a lot of money or her ablum had great sales, it does not make her a good artist worth sticking up for. The reason that people care so much about her body or her physical appearance is because that is what made her famous. Nobody can honeslty claim that the Britney has a fabulous voice. She is a sex symbol. If she can't maintain that aspect of her career, than people have the right to scrutinize her. And as far as her performance, a sincere mess up is forgivable. But, the girl looked as if she didn't even want to be there. Britney has had plenty of chances to bounce back and she probably still has lead way to do it again because all these people that "Pity" her unfortunate life full of natural beautry and a humongous pay check feel like it is your life's duty to protect Britney Spears. She said her self, "It's Britney Bitch", let her defend her self.
jinnette says – reply to this

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perez your a fucking fat gay ass stupid asshole that is making a fool of your self on tv trying to rap before you make fun of britney make fun of yourself you!!! if you had to go through half the shit she has had to put up with you would have killed your self you think your cool because you have your own web site that all you do is talk shit about people UMMM NOT! your gay ass mother fucker with green hair no talent and no fucking fashion since if i was gay i would be ashamed to have someone in the public eye give gay such a bad name !!!!!! GET A LIFE abd leave the poor girl alone cuz even with her problems she will always be ten time better than your stupid ass !
Leslie says – reply to this

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I think she's probably smarter than a lot of us. she makes more money than any of us every will and, look, we're talking about her, so she must be doing something right. She's showing us what pop culture is, bad lip synching, trashy clothing, fake nails and hair extensions, fake'n'bake tan, no dancing and horrible singing. And she don't give a f***. I think she's genius.
Cynthia Malave' says – reply to this

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OMG!!! SOMEONE CALL DR. PHILL FOR THIS GIRL!!!
nevatell says – reply to this

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Look at the thumb on the other hand too, was she too fucked up to get that one done????? What a dumb idiot. She should just crawl in a hole and disappear
Nice says – reply to this

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Re: hotdude –
You should replace "ALL" with "SOME"

I like your comment, but now ALL American females say she looked fat. Do your homework.
Nice says – reply to this

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Re: mark –
Well said!
nice says – reply to this

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Re: Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) –
Shut up. You're probably a fat Brazilian with hair on your upper lip. Don't talk about an American Icon. Do you have men towering over you snapping pictures (paparazzi) of you on your worst days, every worst day? No. So shut the hell up - you do not know what it is like to be "Britney Spears".

This goes out to everyone. Judgemental people are the scum of the earth.

Why don't you all worrying about your own fucked up life, instead of worrying about a total stranger.
nice says – reply to this

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Re: Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) –
Shut up. You're probably a fat Brazilian with hair on your upper lip. Don't talk about an American Icon. Do you have men towering over you snapping pictures (paparazzi) of you on your worst days, every worst day? No. So shut the hell up - you do not know what it is like to be "Britney Spears".

This goes out to everyone. Judgemental people are the scum of the earth.

Why don't you all worrying about your own f**ked up life, instead of worrying about a total stranger.
NICE says – reply to this

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Perez, why don't you worry about where your next cock in the mouth is coming (no pun intended) from, instead of ragging on someone you strive to be.
TT says – reply to this

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oh my god! LOL. Perez doesn't miss anything!
janet says – reply to this

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gee, why would you rag her about a fucking fake fingernail, you are a bit overboard PH
Sharon says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton / Perez Sez is: Extremely ”Gay” and BORING!!! You acted like you have never seen an entertainer before and the excitement you felt being in the presence of a (real) star simply overwhelmed you. Perez, you are truly the “ONLY” person in the world making money (short lived I hope) for absolutely NO TALENT, NO CLASS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS and saying things to create turmoil, jelousy, bitterness, heartache, sadness….etc., of the people in the entertainment business,(who are the TRUE entertainers of America) and then you seem to think of yourself as a “STAR”!!! Perez, when it stops for you it will be VERY abrupt. It is honestly a wonder we have anyone who would want to entertain us with people like you. YOU ARE A VERY “LUCKY”, UNTALENTED TROUBLE MAKER. Sharon
Fawn says – reply to this

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She never has a full set of nails? even when she had her shit together, they were never done right.
FUCKFACE says – reply to this

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OMG R U KIDDING. WHAT A PIECEC OF SHIT TRAILER TRASH!
marlene says – reply to this

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why are her fingers infected
becca says – reply to this

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i truly honestly hated britany,… UNTIL NOW. the girl is strong and it took a lot of guts. i'm proud of her and i'll buy her album which is odd, because i never bought anything britney before. she's not fat, she's beautiful and strong. Keep it going girl. Don't give up. i am more proud of her now than ever.
Someone with class says – reply to this

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WOW! I can't believe that I walked into a room FULL OF PERFECT PEOPLE!!! I guess that EACH AND EVERY one of you has ATLEAST accomplished AS MUCH as Britney has in her life thus far to be able to knock her down a few nothches???

Before tearing someone else down, why not take a look at your own lives? Who here works for minimum wage? McDonalds, StarBucks, Walmart anyone??? Anyone here live in a Trailer park, apartment, ALL BY THEMSELVES…YET???

So she had a bad day, who has'nt? Last time I checked, there was only ONE man that could walk on water. THANK GOD there are'nt any Intellectual requirements for posting your opinion, or else MOST of you would be BOOTED off of here! LOL

People, get some lives….

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Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

We won't get to see how the ladies did until the fall, but today in Austin, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato took their seats as the new judges on The X Factor. Someone had the foresight of smuggling in a recording device to the Texas auditions and we've got the audio from the ladies' first critique!

And you know what? They sound like old pros!

Check out the video (above) to hear Brit Brit and Darling Demi give their thoughts on the first contestant of season two!

They both sound so GOOD! Strong and confident; it doesn't sound like either of them were nervous at all!

Bravo, ladies! We can't wait to see you in action!

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