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    Posted: Sep 10, 2007 at 5:06 pm / Email this  »

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    1. OMG says – reply to this


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      Faaabulous

    2. emmurr says – reply to this


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      yeah that amAHzing, perezzz!
      p.s.nice little track suit, there.

    3. PEREZ = GROSS says – reply to this


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      GROSS

    4. sg says – reply to this


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      first

    5. CARA (loves PETA) says – reply to this


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      i &hearts: perezzzzzz

    6. jusin says – reply to this


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      stop tricking us perez. we'll all be watching

    7. kara says – reply to this


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      love you!

    8. emily says – reply to this


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      blahhhhhhhh

    9. jojo says – reply to this


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      first i will watch

    10. Dani says – reply to this


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      Yum!

    11. jojo says – reply to this


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      first i will watch =D

    12. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Ok i love you and all…. but your really flaking on ur website.. youve been putting like 4 things on a day lately… COME ON… this is why you are where you are… keep us updated…

    13. aj says – reply to this


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      Perez - U R A NUT!

      I like this promo far better than the others…and nice "trick" to get us to watch.

      Love ya…don't know ya…but I'd love to be the hag in your life!

    14. Hey, Boo says – reply to this


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      You're such a geek, Perez ~ haha ~ Love Ya!

    15. Melissa says – reply to this


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      HAHA! You are amazing Perez! I'm so excited to watch it tomorrow!!! xx

    16. Lola says – reply to this


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      I think I like you better on t.v., this "blog" is just a hater blog! You could rename your site to "Britney Bashers." :P

    17. stfu says – reply to this


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      —-no one cares about ur crappy show faggez stfu

    18. Brooke says – reply to this


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      Jesus, you look disgusting….NOONE will watch this! You will be canceled within 6 shows….

    19. d says – reply to this


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      ??

    20. willyum says – reply to this


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      shameless plug. perez you classless bitch.

    21. Anja says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ MAKE SURE YOU UPLOAD EVERY EPISODE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIVE IN THE STATES!!!!!!!

    22. Mercy says – reply to this


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      Can't wait!! But why's it gotta be so late, I have to go to bed crazy early to get to school!

    23. Dee says – reply to this


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      I love your blog, but I think your show will probably bomb. I wish you luck!

    24. you are shameless says – reply to this


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      attention whore much?

    25. Lina says – reply to this


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      Love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    26. none of your business says – reply to this


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      WILL TOTALLY WATCH

    27. Meg says – reply to this


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      Brilliant…Already DVRed

    28. Ellen says – reply to this


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      um, ok. I'm the first.

    29. Randy says – reply to this


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      over the show before it hit the air!

    30. kala says – reply to this


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      Thought it was some really good gossip!! I still can't wait for your show!

    31. gg says – reply to this


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      ATTENTION WHORE —–
      I liked it better when we never got to see that ugly head of yours, you definetly don't have a face for TV…

      What happened to the old Perez, seems he got what he wanted…..CELEBRITY

      Now you are becoming one of them, how can you make commements now bitch.

    32. clarissa says – reply to this


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      amazing.

    33. d says – reply to this


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      whatever perez

    34. perez is a self-promoting loser says – reply to this


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      get over yourself

    35. natalie says – reply to this


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      i'm sorry, but you are a nobody. you talk shit about britney spears, but yet she still makes more than you? she has a bigger fan base than you ever will. here's some tips: dye your hair a natural color, shave the moustache AND chest, lose some weight and wear clothes that make you look normal!!!

    36. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Perez u make me soooo proud! You're my idol!!!!

    37. daniel says – reply to this


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      YOU suck!!!!

      asqueroso!! das asco

    38. scubashrimp says – reply to this


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      more like faaagulous…perez ur shameless…will u marry me????

    39. pistol says – reply to this


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      I couldn't close that youtube window fast enough.
      You SUCK.

    40. viva says – reply to this


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      it's bad enough i'm addicted to your site- But now I'm becoming addicted to your voice!
      You are so exuberant! childlike- in a totally fun cute way!

    41. kt says – reply to this


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      One word: GAY!

    42. xrstb says – reply to this


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      :/

    43. Valerie says – reply to this


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      i can't wait!

    44. you're vile says – reply to this


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      you're vile and i find you more obnoxious with every passing hour.

    45. Hate_Perez says – reply to this


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      Perez, if anything happens to Britney…, I am coming after you and shoveling a shovel up ur loose scrotum. you gotta clear up ur act sista.

    46. sheri says – reply to this


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      I am so excited!! I'm going to TIVO your show - you have worked so hard for all you have (and will continue to get) - really proud of you! LOVE LOVE LOVE your site, so I'm sure I'l LOVE your show too!!

    47. Karina the Great says – reply to this


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      i cant wait

    48. cancelled says – reply to this


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      soon

      very soon
      it will be cancelled

      looks really shitty

    49. Joe says – reply to this


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      Yawn….id rather watch my toenails grow. Your endless self promotion is wearing thin……..you have gone from reporting on fake celebrities, to making yourself into one.

      Perez has jumped the shark, time for someone new to take over

    50. woot says – reply to this


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      Yeah, GRILL THEM PEREZ! :P

    51. sidekick says – reply to this


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      hey retard… you're talking into the EARPIECE of your sidekick.

    52. Julie says – reply to this


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      I cant wait for this show tomorrow!!!!

    53. HellaFierce says – reply to this


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      Oh Perez….like I give a shit anymore….you hypocritical slob…
      Go ahead and shove your nose up blist celebs.
      You disgust me by not letting Brittany Spears be a fucking human.
      Go in get in shape. (She must have dissed you pretty bad huh?) Jealous?
      Oh and FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. SELL OUT. whore.

    54. john m says – reply to this


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      —–PEREZ POLL——
      So far 50 comments
      Lovers \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
      Haters \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

      Hater count includes "Love you, But"
      "First" & random shit doesn't get counted

    55. Shannon says – reply to this


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      ENOUGH with the the "Perez the Celebrity" bullshit! I don't want to read a blog about a douchebag promoting himself. Get back to the basics. You're getting too big-headed for your site.

    56. Benji says – reply to this


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      Um, $5 your gonna get upstaged by britney's comeback

    57. LovePerez says – reply to this


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      If you don't like Perez then don't come to his site! Its not hard, no one is forcing you to!

      PS. Perez, I am crazy excited for your show!

    58. hrm. says – reply to this


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      a misfile if there never was one

    59. kindness says – reply to this


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      Please, Perez, try to avoid selling out. Your site is fresh, that's why I read it a lot !!! Even though you are rude to people. But if you try to promote yourself on TV for money you may lose your freshness. Try to keep it real.
      Good luck with that.

    60. Barbi says – reply to this


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      Tivo-ing as soon as I get home. Can't wait.
      Can you please ask Amy Winehouse what the bottom of the barrel looks like?

    61. U don't know me says – reply to this


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      Watch it Perez, you don't want to pull a Briteny.

    62. lauren says – reply to this


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      I am gonna be honest with you. I won't be watching.

    63. You know It says – reply to this


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      Perez is better than Britney Spears.

    64. Benji says – reply to this


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      Perez, nice tracksuit, mustache, BEER BELLY, at least now you look like a 45 year old divorced dirty wife/husband beater who lives off welfare

    65. BadMommy says – reply to this


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      Ooohhhh….. lovely. Your voice is soooo zexy! I'd totally hit that, if I were gay and if I were a man. ;-P

    66. Big Fan says – reply to this


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      Get over yourself!!!! Enough is enough; we get it, you have a show. OK already!

    67. I Smell ASS says – reply to this


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      God, you're disgusting and not at all funny or entertaining. In fact, you REEK. Stay behind the scenes, and for fuck's sake COVER THAT GUT before someone harpoons your fat ass. Bleccch.

    68. happygail says – reply to this


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      us brits wont be watching :( we dont have it coming here :(

    69. Kim says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,
      Can we talk about someone other than you?

    70. BECKY says – reply to this


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      OK PEREZ I HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM JEALOUS OF YOU, MAYBE I NEED TO MOVE TO HOLLYWOOD & BECOME A STAR BUT THEN I WOULDN'T WANT CAMERA'S IN MY FACE OR VAGINA OR MY PERSONAL LIFE 24/7 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR. I KNOW IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY BUM DAMN DO YALL HAVE TO BE DO DAMN CRUEL TO EACHOTHER? I GUES YOU MEAN IT IN THE MOST LOVING KIND OF WAY. HA HA I'LL COME SEE YOUR SHOW IN DALLAS I WANNA SEE HOW CRAZY YOU GET. I KNOW I'LL BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL THOSE PEOPLE DRESS UP. IT WILL BE GAY. LOL

    71. Shameless self promoter says – reply to this


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      Die you fat fuck

    72. Nicholas Richie says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!!!. YOU ARE ONE FAT UGLY FUCK…

      cant wait til the show though :]

    73. Lame says – reply to this


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      Next time, please give us a choice, watch shit like that, or jam ice picks into our eyes.

    74. THE NEXT BIG SCANDAL says – reply to this


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      PEREZ I WANT U SO BADLY, I SWEAR 2 GOD, I WANNA KISS YOUR FEET, FEED U SOME FOOD AND GIVE U A BUBBLE BATH, LOVE YA B!TCH XOX

    75. Nicholas Richie says – reply to this


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      ok so when im become famous..which i will

      will u talk shit about me so everyone will gather and follow ur shit talking skills to make me a mega star like brit brit

      :]

      ill show my Vajayjay

    76. cman says – reply to this


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      As this site becomes more about you instead of it's original purpose, you will begin to lose readers. There have been at least 8 blogs this weekend about you. Enough already.

    77. lara says – reply to this


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      i cannot WAIT perez!!!!!!!!! PEREZ 4 PEREZIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!

    78. thenightone says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      You filed this clip in the wrong catagory. Should be in "Hane-Ass Creature of the Night", or "Wilde'-Beast on the Loose Down Town".

    79. Nascha says – reply to this


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      to # 35
      "i’m sorry, but you are a nobody…."
      Don't -HE IS NOBODY!!!!!!

    80. fancyfrancee says – reply to this


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      hey gorgeous. i am so excited, your show debuts tomorrow! keep it hott. love ya bitch

    81. Benji says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,

      Fuck you!

      FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

      We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your Ugly face

      Are you fucking serious???

      What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to the gay community.

      You didn’t even shave!!!!!

      You should have just cancelled, bitch.

      Your blog wis beyond pathetic. The old Perez Hilton, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous youtube self-promoting videos.

      Where was the sources? Where was the Fidel Castro? And by ‘sources’ we don’t mean the guy on the other side of the blowhole.

      You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!

      You couldn’t even update the site???????

      You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

    82. the detective says – reply to this


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      THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD…CONGRATS :)

    83. Julia says – reply to this


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      Perez, keep on posting stuff about yourself; all of those haters are just jealous that you have the #1 viewed celebrity blog on the Internet. Stay sexy, bitch (:

    84. Benji says – reply to this


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      There was no way your show is going to be good. You were out fucking every night for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your videos!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking attention whore!!!!!!!

      No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your show will be.

      A true blogger will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!

      Let’s repeat that. It’s worth repeating.

      A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

      What you did was inexcusable!

      VH1 should be ashamed! You have its reputation and everyone at VH1, should run and hide.

      Your fans must be thrilled.

      You should apologize to everyone, Perez!!!!

      You are pathetic!

      FUCK YOU!

      xoxo

      We Want Old Perez Back Association

      P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

      P.S. #2 - Stop sucking up to Paris

      P.S. #3 - Lose weight b4 you make fun of other ppls weight

      P.S. #4 - Stop being such an attention whore

      P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Perez. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

    85. Natascha says – reply to this


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      mi amor. . . we get it. . . we will watch. .. we promise. ..

      Besos y mas,
      Natascha
      MMMUUUUAAAAHHHH =)

    86. JessicaMG says – reply to this


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      i cant wait!!!!

    87. john m says – reply to this


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      —–PEREZ POLL——UPDATE!
      So far 76 comments
      Lovers \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
      Haters \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

      Hater count includes “Love you, But”
      “First” & random shit doesn’t get counted

    88. thenightone says – reply to this


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      ….Or "Lard Ass gets a show".

    89. heyyall says – reply to this


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      WOW you get to interview Amy Winehouse, you little minx. I'm so jealous! Love her! Love you! I'll be watching!

    90. so sick of you says – reply to this


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      i used to see you on my way to work all the time at coffee bean on sunset and fairfax wearing your pajamas and sitting on your computer in the corner–i thought what is this guy doing here all the time? what a loser. then i saw you on victoria beckham's show and put it together–but you were much better as a loser no one knew about than a loser who can't stop promoting himself all the time. how does it feel to be hated as much as you hate everybody else?

    91. Steph says – reply to this


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      YAY! Cannot wait.

    92. pigerez says – reply to this


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      pig pig you're a pig

    93. Can't Watch says – reply to this


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      didn't hear anything mentioned about interviewing Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, or Britney

    94. banksy says – reply to this


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      Perez - You relentless self promotion is getting really boring.

    95. hater says – reply to this


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      i hate this guy

    96. Jeanstar says – reply to this


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      LOVE it! Love you =)

    97. Syn says – reply to this


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      get off yourself Perez!

    98. Megan says – reply to this


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      You are going to RULE the SCHOOL!!!!!! You go on with your bad self, Perez!

    99. Raven says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't watch your show if it was the only thing on. After you showed us that you have absolutley no class at all with that letter to Britney crap I lost all of my love for you. I think she sucked too but you totally are disgusting. You are a fat ass. Its one thing if you look like a drug addict because you are one but what is your excuse cuz you look like a meth head who fell into some acid on his way to buy some crack!!!!!

    100. me says – reply to this


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      i think ur gettin to carried away with urself! good luck, peewez! u wont last much longer than britneys show last night….. didnt anyone tell u its not nice to talk shiznit! biatch!

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