Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We're not a therapist, but it doesn't take a psychologist to know that Britney Spears is acting out!
After her universally maligned "performance" at the VMAs on Sunday, the former pop star went out pAArtying at the Bellagio in Vegas and showed the world her hairless beef curtains, cuz she knows we just can't get enough of that.
CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney's cooch!!!
[Images via WENN.]