What Perez Sez

We can't believe Nelly Furtado said that!

That's just a taste. The full-on entree is coming to you shortly!!!

What Perez Sez premieres tonight at 9 pm - only on Vh1.

Everyone will be talking about the show tomorrow. You won't wanna miss it!

    Posted: Sep 11, 2007 at 4:19 pm / Email this  »

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    1. kaytog says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. steve says – reply to this


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      Perez -

      This is getting tired! Get creative with your promos. Every tease is "You Won't Believe…" which gets really boring. Is your show going to be one big tease? Use your trademark wit and give us more 'cuz this shit is tired. If I see one more shameless plug, I won't tune in!

      Gimme More - not this Shitney promotion!

    3. barbie says – reply to this


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      third bitches! xoxo

    4. charlotte says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    5. Pimp says – reply to this


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      We are going to watch…Enuff aready Perez!

    6. jay says – reply to this


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      One word.

      Sexy.

      Rawr.

    7. L says – reply to this


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      ok, we got it, what perez sez premieres tonight. can we talk about something else now???

    8. clay says – reply to this


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      I still want him to outsell 50.

    9. gay guy999666 says – reply to this


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      she meant you have a big fat head. your head is as big as an Easter island obelisk

    10. msgege says – reply to this


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      firsssssttt

    11. Wantit says – reply to this


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      Im sick of listening about ur showwwwwwwww you lard pot

    12. Ciro says – reply to this


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      Looking forward to seeing that =) I'm not sure I like her hair though.

    13. jlbonita says – reply to this


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      CAN'T WAIT!!!!

    14. Won't Watch says – reply to this


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      is all this site is a advertisment for this stupid show? I won't watch because I am so sick of hearing about it here…TOO MUCH
      I think your first guest should be Castro!

    15. love sweden says – reply to this


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      i'm sure she's right ;)

      if she isn't…. well, i'd fuck you anyway

    16. get says – reply to this


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      we fucking getting, do your job and report and people other than your crap ass cable show.

    17. nicole says – reply to this


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      my bff and i are going to have a sleepover just to see your show
      we LOVE you

    18. MIMI says – reply to this


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      uh huh all of these people complain about your shameless promoting but in the end we're all going to watch your show anyway just like we check this site on a daily basis

    19. Parisite says – reply to this


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      Tonight begins the downfall of VH1

    20. jd says – reply to this


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      come on already with this….you became famous and have fans because of your blog…i'm so tired of reading that i'm only gonna get to see something if i tune into your show now…if that is gonna be the theme for the future i'll stop reading and won't be watching.

    21. Lozzee says – reply to this


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      ah but i'm only gonna watch it for michael buble :P

    22. Karina the Great says – reply to this


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      i cant wait to watch your show peres you rock

    23. Mary says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! I've been on the site everyday for the past two years! What happened, you are becoming (shh, don't be scared) but a Britney, aka train wreck!!! Give us the info baby on the celebs instead of ooh…guess what she said…tune into my new show. We are all excited about the new show, but give us a break, we already know you're great, now get back to work…give us the news and stop telling us to tune in! Thanks! xoxoxo

    24. -partygirl- says – reply to this


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      hey bitches i'm watching perez tonighttt! :D

    25. getting bored with you says – reply to this


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      how about forget the promos altogether? this site is getting so lame and disappointing. youre not a celebrity, in fact i cant stand the sound of your voice now that ive heard it. britney at her worst is more interesting than you at your best—which is current media whore living in the limelight for about another 5 minutes. i want the old asshole blogger perez back or im gonna switch to socialitelife for good

    26. latina says – reply to this


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      She didnt even say that. stop trying to promote your new show w/ lies.

    27. tonya says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, your fans love you, and I promise I already have your show set to be recorded via DVR, but PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY! I am already tired of these posts, if these are going to be your only posts after the show starts, then I'm probably not going to come here anymore and just watch re-runs of the show…

    28. wonton says – reply to this


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      god wouldja just shut the fuck up about your fuckin show already. gaaad. shut up shut up shut up. i was gonna maybe watch but now–not so much. i'd rather watch my cat lick himself.
      shut up shut up you see how you're bringing out the worst in us, fatass?

    29. Bill-625 says – reply to this


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      OK, we get it, your show is on tonight. The show that isn't available in Canada …

    30. MARY DANATO says – reply to this


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      WOW, Perez's head a almost as big as Nelly Furtado's whole body.
      _
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      It Freaking HUGE.

    31. Ricardo says – reply to this


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      ESTUPIDA!

      QUIEN TE QUIERE VER…. HOY TE VAS A DAR CUENTA QUE NO ERES FOTOGENICA….. PERMANECE EN EL ANONIMATO ….ESTUPIDA!

    32. Jenna says – reply to this


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      hey Perez, i live in Switzerland…so i won't be able to watch your show :( . But I want to say that i love your website and keep up the great work. luv Jen

    33. amy says – reply to this


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      Ok, this site of yours is turning into nothing more than a commercial for your tv show. anyone interested is gonna watch by now. give us a break, damn.

    34. Me says – reply to this


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      Can you cut the shit with all the posts about your show?! We all know its on tonight, and anyone who has been to this site in the past 2 months knows.

      I am not going to be watching if there is one more picture of Perez canoodling with a star and a message telling us to "tune in."

    35. al says – reply to this


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      will this play in canada / be on youtube????????????????

    36. Syrc88 says – reply to this


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      lol Perez, you're a dipshit. I love you!

      ps. for all you complaining…um, isn't this HIS page?! He will continue to and can advertise his show as much as he damn well wishes. Go to some other gossip crap joint if you are that tired of it! Sheesh!!

    37. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Tonight begins the downfall of VH1 .

      -
      Perez Should have someone Dubbed his Voice.

    38. Zanna says – reply to this


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      Shut up already…we know it's on tonight! If I want to know what Perez says, I'll fucking watch it. I don't want to see it here ALL FUCKING DAY. Now there is no reason to watch.

    39. Equalizer says – reply to this


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      Love the jumpsuite, u look like a big fat pink gay Elvis :D

    40. duh says – reply to this


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      i wanna see Amy so of course i'm gonna watch.

    41. yj says – reply to this


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      I'll be watching it because she's on it.

    42. Mimi says – reply to this


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      I'm gonna put a pink wig on my halloween pumpkin and call it perez. then im gonna poop in it.

    43. DANA says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU ARE A FAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT! YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE! I HOPE ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU HAVE SAID AND DONE IN YOUR LIFE COMES RIGHT BACK AND BITES YOU IN YOUR FAT ASS! YOU ARE A LOSER AND A WASTE OF SPERM! I'M SURE YOU WERE MADE FUN OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE BEING SO UGLY AND MISERABLE THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL THESE PEOPLE DOWN ON YOUR WEB SITE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER! ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE DAY YOU GO DOWN! LOSER!!!!!!!!

    44. Britney says – reply to this


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      I was originally going to watch your show, but then you continually keep plugging it like no tomorrow all over the site and I'm sick of seeing your fat ass telling us to watch it. Why don't you just stick to blogging about the celebs and not including yourself?

    45. Monkeycox says – reply to this


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      Who cares? Quit pluggin you're your shit. We get it already! You're being so annoying about it that I'm DEFINITELY not watching.

    46. Matt says – reply to this


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      You and your fans are the scum of the earth. This blog is the antithesis of everything that is bad about modern society.

      Non of these celebrity's you slime over like you. Their body language suggest total disgust in your presence. I look forward Perez Hilton to your death like a rat looks for cheese.

    47. Beckster says – reply to this


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      it's ready to record on my dvr…. so very excited!!!!!! EL YAY!!!

    48. sweden rocks says – reply to this


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      I DONT LIKE HER HAIR. WHY? WHY? WHY?

    49. steve says – reply to this


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      Is anyone else here turned off by Promotion Perez?

      Perez is starting to sound like Suzanne Somers on the Home Shopping Network. Word to Perez: Shut the fuck up - you're trying TOO HARD!

    50. sweden rocks says – reply to this


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      haha, DANA called you "a waste of sperm" xD so many loosers with no life, so little time…

    51. georgie says – reply to this


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      ugh, stop pimping your boring show NOW!

    52. caineme says – reply to this


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      I've got the timer set for Nine!!!!! I'm so excited.
      Luv Nelly, but did anybody catch the Pre-show for the VMA's? She was interviewed and seemed a little under the weather(three-sheets, if your picking up what I'm putting down). I was a bit concerned about her performance until I saw that cracktastic performance by no-pubes Shitney Beers!
      LUV YA PEREZ!!

    53. sweden rocks says – reply to this


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      to all you loosers who complains about the queen of all media:

      WHY ARE YOU READING IT IF YOU HATE HIM? HE'S NOT GONNA STOP CAUSE YOUR FAT ASSES HAVE A OPINION!

      why dont you guys go and read the newspapers and masturbate to the economy-news instead? dumbasses.

    54. Shauna says – reply to this


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      This shit is getting rediculous. More celebrity gossip and less pics of you with celebrities. If you don't get back in the game someone else is going to take your place. I mean, I love you man, but your site is actually starting to get boring.

    55. MK says – reply to this


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      WE WILL WATCHING YOUR DAMN SHOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    56. m says – reply to this


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      stop talking ab urself

    57. Aimee says – reply to this


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      Her new hair is a bit shit.

    58. caineme says – reply to this


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      Re: DANA – For someone who doesn't like Perez…What the Fuck are you doing on his website????? You talk about getting a life, right back at you. Your wasting Perez' and our time with your useless rants. Eat shit.

    59. grapesoda says – reply to this


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      haha aw cute..I wish they were airing the show in canada.

    60. XM says – reply to this


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      I know you like to twist the everything but Nelly Furtado actually said: "Look at this large Cuban" refering to you, not your dick. Then again, I haven't watched the show so I can't really criticize until then.
      Soften the promos a bit, huh? It's getting kinda tiring…

    61. Mogul says – reply to this


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      How long before Perez says she's fat? Oh, maybe he won't, because she talks to him.

    62. C says – reply to this


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      VH1 doesn't air in Canada!!
      VH1 doesn't air in Canada!!
      VH1 doesn't air in Canada!!
      VH1 doesn't air in Canada!!
      We can't see your show!

    63. Marie says – reply to this


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      Nelly sucks balls, she's just another video ho now…….

    64. jenny says – reply to this


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      I like a nice bit of shameless advertising once in a while. Plus the programme rocks. We love www.perezhilton.com a hell of a lot!

    65. lovingperez says – reply to this


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      You're health is in Jeopardy, use some of the $$ you're getting and get healthy! See a Shrink, see a Trainer… But, mijo, you're too fat! And that's not good. Talk to you're friend that was Jay Leno's intern, he did it and so can you! WE LOVE YOU PEREZ, we don't want you to die of ailments that are caused by lack of exercise and a poor diet such as heart disease, cancer, or diabetes. WE LOVE YOU MARIO!

    66. Arcadia says – reply to this


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      Perez — you are a sell out! You're supposed to knock celebs off the pedestal, not get on your knees in front of them to get an interview for your stupid show. Stop the promo crap — your site sucks now!! Fewer posts, most of it promo for your show. So disappointing since you used to rock.

    67. BOYCOTTING PEREZ says – reply to this


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      Re: DANA – Perfectly said Dana! Perez is a self-promoting fat fuck who has to make fun of other people to make himself feel better. This is the last time I visit this site and I hope your TV show fails miserably. You are a narcissist and need to call Jenny Craig immediately. I bet the celebritities you "talk" to laugh and make fun of you behind your back you fat fuck. You're a fucking joke!

    68. Irak says – reply to this


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      she didn't said that…

    69. Nerdychick407 says – reply to this


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      Re: dababa – Why waste your time and type this long ass message? You think he cares about what you think??? HELL NO! Go suck a fat one!

    70. Mary says – reply to this


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      She said " you're A BIG Cuban. “& if everyone's so sick of HIM plugging HIS show then don't come to HIS website. That makes sense doesn’t it?

    71. Mary says – reply to this


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      A BIG Cuban. “& if everyone's so sick of HIM plugging HIS show then don't come to HIS website. That makes sense doesn’t it?

    72. PLEASE STOP says – reply to this


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      PLEASE STOP MAKING EVERY OTHER POST ABOUT YOURSELF! WE KNOW YOU HAVE A TV SHOW COMING OUT BUT ENOUGH WITH THE SELF PROMOTION - I AM ALREADY SICK OF YOUR FACE AND HAVENT SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE. I MIGHT NOT EVEN WATCH THATS HOW ANNOYING YOU HAVE BEEN THE PAST FEW DAYS! WE WANT TO READ ABOUT CELEBRITIES! NOT YOU.

    73. Buh-Bye Y'all says – reply to this


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      I'm happy for your success and everything but, you're site is becoming one big promotional site for you and your ever-changing silly hair colors and facial hair.

      Enough already! We don't really want to see you all the time. You are one of those types who will be over-exposed very quickly if you're not careful.

    74. STOP THE MADNESS says – reply to this


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      We come to read about celebs - not his stupid tv show.

    75. Where's the Music? says – reply to this


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      Why do these video music channels never play music videos anymore??? They barely even TALK about music anymore! WTF? False advertising. It's all gross and deviant debauchery on these channels now with characters that have no talent and/or nothing to do with music!

    76. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Why are u promoting your show and being selfish when today should be about not being selfish and realizing how precious life is. And why is every other post about your fucking show? WE DON'T CARE

    77. dabava says – reply to this


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      You are sick in the head Perez! GET HELP!!

    78. nataliaa says – reply to this


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      I agree, she said you're a "big cuban" then you inserted your "bleep," nothing to brag about. not even funny. I actually find you more entertaining on your website then I do watching you on TV or even looking at how ugly and ill-dressed you actually are, perez. Sorry but I won't be tuning in to save myself the embarassment for ya.

    79. miss_fury says – reply to this


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      My dear, please move on. We know you're excited, but I am not going to watch this after all these 'commercials' you've posted.

    80. fazz says – reply to this


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      little nelly needs to get back to the dark hair huge fringe look (HOTT!!!) be watching 2nite!

    81. silly girl says – reply to this


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      I don't have VH1.

    82. summer says – reply to this


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      no she called to a fat cuban!!!!!!!!!!

    83. youstink says – reply to this


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    84. PEREZSUCKS says – reply to this


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    85. Frosted lucky charms says – reply to this


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      I will be watching and sending you good energy :)

    86. blllahh says – reply to this


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      perez, your not even a legit celeb commentator anymore..you think everyone likes you but honestly they dont.

      i used to come to this website and its just got shitter + shittier..perez you suck

    87. WTF?!?!? says – reply to this


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      when did nelly go blonde?!?!?!?

    88. Danny says – reply to this


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      Wow. Fatty knows how to sell out.

      ::Now deleting Perezhilton.com from bookmarks::

    89. sara says – reply to this


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      i don't have cable so i will not be able to watch your show.

      what i DO have is the internet. i like to use the internet to read shit about celebrities and i have come to rely on you for that. you're a media queen, not a media whore!

    90. K says – reply to this


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      I'm shocked a sophisticated and talented singer such as nelly furtado would risk her image by allowing herself to be seen next to this blob of heartless attention-seeking filth.

    91. tavio says – reply to this


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      @ 1st i didn't like perez. but this fucker really grows on you, with all the bashing i love it. But she said your a fat (or "big") cuban. nothing about a big dick or having a dick at all.

    92. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Yeah, okay. Stop with the self promotion. No one has forgotten you have your own show now. The entire background is a giant advertisement for it. You needn't spam the content of your own blog as well.

    93. Stacey says – reply to this


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      Persz,
      Don't listen to the HATERS! I can't wait for tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Love ya!!!!!!

    94. wendy says – reply to this


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      advertise your show once….people will stop coming to your site if all you do is talk about your show.

    95. the detective says – reply to this


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      this is sooo exciting :)

    96. Lori says – reply to this


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      Perez - half of the stories on the first page are your self-promotion. I just found your site a couple months ago and can't believe how this fame is going to your head. You're gonna start losing people if stories with/about you are going to fill half a page. Come on…get back to what made you (semi) famous!

    97. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      WAY too much self promotion. We get it - watch your show - we will if you shut the fuck up already! Damn.

      Get back to the gossip.

    98. melanie says – reply to this


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      How does she know? I there something you're not telling us? lol!

    99. Adri says – reply to this


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      You need to stop these plugs….seriously.
      Its already the background to your page….flashing in our face.
      This is a gossip website….not promote for yourself website. Yes it your website; but we come on here for juice…not your show.
      Youre kinda making me not want to watch because this is getting annoying.

    100. Megan says – reply to this


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      Is there any way that people in Canada can see the show online since Vh1 isn't over hurrr

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