What Perez Sez

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We can't believe Nelly Furtado said that!

That's just a taste. The full-on entree is coming to you shortly!!!

What Perez Sez premieres tonight at 9 pm - only on Vh1.

Everyone will be talking about the show tomorrow. You won't wanna miss it!

Posted: Sep 11, 2007 at 4:19 pm / Email this »

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Crystal Baller says – reply to this

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I was planning on watching your show…until I had to slog through page after page where every other post was a shameless promotion. Now, I could really care less. Why bother tuning in? You've already told us everything that happens in it.

14:59…and counting…
steph says – reply to this

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WHAT STATION IS WHAT PEREZ SEZ ON IN CANADA!!!??? WHERE CAN WE TUNE IN??
jenn says – reply to this

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Perez! I love you. Cant wait to see the show tonight. Fuck the haters!
Meredith Salenger says – reply to this

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Perez!

I LOVE when you speak SPANISH!

BE CUTER!!!!
:)

xoxoxooxoxooxoxo,
meredith salenger
CC says – reply to this

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Hiya…I'm hoping the show will be put on the web since I'd love to see it but I don't get VH1 (being up in Canadialand and all). Pretty please?!?!
Pam says – reply to this

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Hellooooooo Mario!!! Good luck on the new show and I am staying up to watch it..but I'm sure..if I miss something, the highlights will be on here tomorrow and I will check in before work..FYI.. you're a tad bit brutal on the Britster dude…Love and xoxox Pam
Clueless says – reply to this

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Perez has a show? Who would ever know…
Lori says – reply to this

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Perez, your self-promotion is just out of control. I just started reading your page (several times a day) after seeing you on The View. Well, once you decided to make yourself and your new show the BIGGER story and your favorite new subject I've decided not to come here anymore. Back to the thirty mile zone for me! Deflate your head before you loose the people who helped make you famous.
Clueless says – reply to this

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Perez has a show? Who would know.
lori says – reply to this

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Hey Everyone…check out "Thirty Mile Zone" on TV. If you go to their site you can look up your local channel. I hope Perez's show fails miserably after all the self promotion he's been doing.
La Chocha says – reply to this

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Ummm….she said that YOU'RE BIG not that your dick is big. Moron.
monster says – reply to this

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she looks so ugly blond! all my god cheap hooker out of work. PLEASE change your hair now!
kock says – reply to this

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Perez, you are not famous, you are a fag, just report on your stupid shit.
Jess says – reply to this

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wait im confused? if it is on at 9pm is that pacific time? if so then does that mean eastern time wont see it until 12am? or is is showing at 9pm in both places which means that eastern will see it 3 hours earlier? i am so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelley says – reply to this

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Hey, does anyone know where and when What Perez Sez premiers????????????? JESUS CHRIST! Time to find a new blog to read.
do ya says – reply to this

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Do you really think he reads your comments people.
flannery says – reply to this

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lame lame lame. you're turning into the web equivalent of kimberly stewart. if all this site is going to turn into is shameless self-promotion, i'll get my dish elsewhere. get over yourself perez.
Worried says – reply to this

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Perez, your great. Stick to what got you where you are. Recently, I feel other sites are more on it than you.
PEREZ FAT FAT says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON UGLY
YOU GIVE A SORROW(SENTENCE) FAT FAT FAT MAN
Rian says – reply to this

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Dammit! I just discovered that the hotel I'm staying in (DoubleTree) doesn't have the VH1 channel. Rats, I hope you post a link to the video of the show to people who can't watch it! (Please??!!)
sarky bitch says – reply to this

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Watch how quickly Perez starts kissing the celebrity ass that he used to bitch about. Can you say….SELL OUT?
Criss808 says – reply to this

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Nelly Furtado seems really cool.
Rory says – reply to this

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EW! I thought furtado rocked! what's she doing being friendly with that slimeball?! must be 100% for publicity on her behalf.
glendeezy says – reply to this

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me and all my friends are having a perez sez party. FOR REALS.
Jeffypoo says – reply to this

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If you dont like the dude who writes the page dont visit and dont post… simple . I will be watching definately.. someone has got to get something out of these celebrities besides blowing hot air up their asses. Lets just hope Perez doesnt get the ole' E! channel- Kathy Griffin/Star Jones treatment lol. DO NOT say Dakota Fanning is in rehab. It pissed Spielberg off!
juicy says – reply to this

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is it on in canada?
mikemuscles21 says – reply to this

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A few years ago my friend was camping in Vancouver. He went on a hike and met this girl that was so friendly and nice to everyone in the group. She was very Granola but had a sharp tongue and told lots of dirty jokes. He said she was hot. She told him she was a singer/songwriter. Her name was "Nelly Furtado or something like that?" She was so down to earth. It turned out to be her. She had just released "I'm like a bird"………Canada loves Nelly. And look she actually cares enough to change her hair eveyr once in a while. I wish other celebs would do that, cough cough, "J-Lo", cough.
Mariella says – reply to this

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Perez - I wouldn't miss it for the world! I read your blog every day…I can't wait! Te quiero mucho!
me says – reply to this

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ENOUGH! I do not need to watch your show now because it is all on this site@!
i says – reply to this

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What Perez Sez just started.
I'm really excited.
This is going to be great.
Perezsez says – reply to this

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i am sooo watching
rucksta says – reply to this

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Watching right now u crazy f#ck,

Good shit!
Perezsez says – reply to this

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i am sooo watching WHAT PEREZ SEZ right now its amazing
malice says – reply to this

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how would she even know? or anyone for that matter…who could find it under that massive gut of yours, fat ass?
kab says – reply to this

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Perez, I just want you to know that it is very obvious you have issues. You are like a little boy that makes fun of everybody just to feel good about yourself. Cant believe you have the odasity to say the things you say about people. I mean seriously….have you looked in the mirror???
Stephen Harper says – reply to this

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Whoever said "Canada loves Nelly"
Speak for yourself.
perezisamazzing says – reply to this

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its only been 10 min. into the show and i've literally laughed out loud about 4 times. we need more perez hilton on tv!! PEREZ you are AMAZING!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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Perez is so desperate to get the word out about his new show. How desperate?

He posts FAKE pictures of Britney's pussy in a pathetic attempt to drive traffic to his blog in hopes of gaining just one more viewer.

I won't be watching.
Strom says – reply to this

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Perez, you are confused.

Very, very confused.

Let me clear it up for you.

People don't come to your website to see YOU. This is not because they don't like you, but rather because you are not really all that interesting. Sorry. I'm not trying to put you down, but it's the truth. We see you as a regular schmo like us, not as a celebrity.

Celebrities are interesting. You know this, or you would not have started this blog.

However, something got a little screwed up along the way. You started to think that we come here for you. In a way, we do, a bit. We come here because you are catty and cruel, and that's fun.

But that doesn't mean we want to hear about YOU. We want to read your comments about CELEBRITIES, not your comments about YOURSELF. Remember what I said before: celebrities are fascinating. You are not.

Do what you do best, and you'll continue to make money. But you are starting to bore people somewhat, and that will drive them away very fast. There are a bunch more gossip sites that don't feature shameless and frequent self-promotion by the owner.

Good luck!
mclovin' says – reply to this

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perez i think you are awesome. people who call you names and put you down and call you fat and say you have issues need to look at their own lives. they are totally jealous that even though you make fun of these celebs they are all friends with you…well most of them. people are way more f**ked up than you if they have time to come on here and say stuff about you. they are just jealous sweetums. you rock. fuck what you've heard right!!!!

xoxo much love.
Mynah says – reply to this

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Sorry to say this Perez but your show SUCKS HUGELY!!!! This show is the biggest disaster on VH1 - it makes Britney's Chaos look like a masterpiece!!!! 12 Minutes of what Perez says was as much as I could take. Perez has the looks of a radio star, and the personality on screen of Amy Winehouse vomiting her guts out in the toilet. Sorry, you tried and you died.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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omg im watchin yur show right now Prez!! and its AWESoME!!! I smell emmy!!!! lovez lovez love it!!!!!
muah muah
wowsey says – reply to this

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dayum! You have way over hyped yourself. TIRED of you and Perez sez already. I won't be watching. I used to think you were fresh and cute, but now you just seem fat, smelly and mean. You are riding it all too hard. I hope you can make a comeback as the other, better Perez. Your site is nothing but you and you and you spewing negativity. Enough about YOU!
Perezisamazzing says – reply to this

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hmm.. i never knew that odacity was a word…i thought it was audacity.. dont diss the queen
Yawna says – reply to this

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I'm watching now and bored out of my mind.
AAAAAAA says – reply to this

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IM LOVING YOU SHOW!!!! WOOHOO PEREZ
SELL OUT says – reply to this

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DUDE!!! GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY!!! you are becoming such a fucking sell out!!! This shit used to get me through work now i come on it once in a blue moon thinking maybe…..JUST MAYBE perez will have something INTERESTING (like in the past) to say and not using his blog as a promotional device— F THAT- NOT WATCHING YOUR GOD DAMN SHOW!!!! i can't f'ing hear about it anymore… too bad you pissed off the people who MADE you who you are!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!

OVERRATED! SELL OUT!
Billyjean says – reply to this

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Love the Orange hair Perez…I think your next color should be Flamingo (from Manic Panic) It's awesome.
pornwhore says – reply to this

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Dude, you are one big queer!
diane says – reply to this

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im watching your show right now, perez, and i just wanna say…

you. are. SEXXXY.
valle girl says – reply to this

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OMG I FREAKIN LOVE THE SHOW UR HYSTERICAL ……YOU FART ALOT THOUGH,EVER HEARD OF BEANO?
NONO says – reply to this

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I FUKN LOVEZ IT!!
THE SHOW WAS THE SHIT!!
U NEED YOUR OWN UN-RATED SHIT TALKING SHOW!!!
mikemuscle says – reply to this

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Re: Stephen Harper – Whoever said speak for yourself, Gag me with a spoon, puke on my face, and gross me out the door.
valle girl says – reply to this

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somebody shut nelly furtado thefukkup i can't take the cackling
Alanna says – reply to this

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Yeah! Loved the show! I was suprised that Nelly Furtado seemed fake and nervous.
Tiffany Mitchell says – reply to this

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haha i love the scene with you and nelly
perez is a hack says – reply to this

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enough with the shameless self promotion, you're not a celebrity and your 15 minutes of fame will be over before the ball drops to ring in 2008. i am positive that now you will wear kid gloves when talking about any celebrity that is gracious enough to have to look at your grotesque visage for more than twelve seconds. you have a face for radio and a voice for silent films.
Born In a Cabin says – reply to this

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Elvis Lives!
julezzz says – reply to this

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Perez get the fuck over yourself…
i love reading your blogs, but all you have done the past few weeks is take pictures of yourself with fucking celebutards; the SAME assholes you make fun of every week…

you are going to lose a lot of your fans by constantly trying to promote your shit…

keep up the good work, not the shitty self promo shit of "oh look at me i am hanging with SIMON BORING COWELL" or fucking whoever else i don't give a shit about…

PS. I Do Love You… Just trying to keep it real
yayyyy says – reply to this

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Canada loves Nelly and Nelly loves and is very proud of Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zab says – reply to this

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tired of your ads. i'm not coming here anymore if every other post is going to be an ad for your show.
sallyxmander says – reply to this

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let me see yo dick perez!!!!!
Patrick says – reply to this

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your ego's is as fat as you are. Looks like the camera added 1200 pounds on you, buddy.
ZeCookie says – reply to this

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Feh to haters; I enjoyed the show!! Look forward to more of it.
Wowage says – reply to this

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This freaked me out, I have a friend who resembles Nelly Furtado, and I just dreamt she dyed her hair that colour, I watch this and Nelly has it! haha weird.
TheY2DreProblem says – reply to this

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how i love nelly furtado. album is flames.
Kim says – reply to this

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Loved you 2 on your show..Didn't know she was so funny!!! Tell all the haters to Fuck off!! You are fabulous Perez!!!
Ja says – reply to this

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Nelly looks HORRID with blonde hair! Girls brunettes are better, if you weren't born blonde than don't dye it! Fake blondes are retarded
lauren says – reply to this

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I THINK MY GIRL WAS DRUNK OR SOMETHING AT THE VMAS HER INTERVIEW W/ MTV WAS WEIRD TOO…
Jessica says – reply to this

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Nelly Furtado has the most annoying laugh on the face of the earth. I would rather hear a soundtrack of Fran Drescher, nails on a chalkboard, and Shitney Spears, than hear her laugh ever again.
Don't fuck the homo says – reply to this

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In fact the only people who will see that stupid tv show Would and WILL be probly only be the gay comunity of USA

USA BE PROUD TO BE HOMOSEXUEL AHAHHA
Kim says – reply to this

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bet she said you are a "large ass face" dick head
Ashley says – reply to this

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she probably didn't know you would understand it
KT says – reply to this

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Does any1 know when its gonna be shown in the UK???????????
KT says – reply to this

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Does anyone know when "What Perez Sez" is gonna be shown in the UK or a address 4 where i cud watch it online?????????
lauren says – reply to this

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Nelly RETARDO has the ugliest most annoying laugh i have ever heard!!! soooo awful. doesn't everyone agree?? Good Lord, bitch needs to NEVER EVER EVER laugh again. i loved your show Perez!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Nelly Fertado has the most annoying laugh on the face of the earth. I would rather listen to a soudtrack of Fran Drescher, Paris Hilton's album, and a dentist drill than hear her laugh one more time.
Lady Shug says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ-
DID YOU KNOW THAT NELLY FURTADO HAD TS AND DRAG QUEEN DANCERS FOR HER VMA'S PERFORMANCE??? I LUV IT….

XOXO
LCcouture says – reply to this

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Yea we really can't wait for the What Perez Sez show, why do you ask… because it didn't even air… How funny is that, too much talk, way too many interviews for nothing…. jajajajaja-ahhhhhh ja…. But I must admit I would have watched…
Lydia says – reply to this

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she said big cuban
syria says – reply to this

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for those who says nelly has annoying boys u are just haters , haha love it haha nelly makes me laugh, perez u are amazing!! but what did she say?' i speak spanish and i dont get it hahaha
aymami says – reply to this

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Oh boy, these exiled cubans are pathetic! They're so ambivalent about their latin heritage, that they can't even speak spanish well. How else did this stupid cow thought that Nelly actually said he has a large dick… it's unbelievable that a canadian of portuguese origin is actually more fluent in spanish than this sellout. She only said "Mira el grande cubano"… and that's exactly what she meant, nothing else, pointing at a the tall and heavy cubanito we all know as Perez, a name he also mispronounces, by the way.
naomi says – reply to this

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i prefer my nelly as a brunette:)
Janet says – reply to this

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Ok…Now seriously people are really pissin me off and have no respect over nelyl whatsoever!!! I love Nelly with all my heart…She is my idol!! And i love her soo much!! And it makes me soo pissed off when people talk shyyt about her…YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!?!? FUCK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE HER!!!! SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!! I AM LITERALLY TURNING RED BECAUSE YOU BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I LOVE YOU NELLY FURTADO!!! AND IF YOU EVER READ THIS…DON'T LISTEN TO THESE BITCHES WHO NEED TO GET A LIFE..!!! YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU NEW HAIR AND YOU LAUGH IS SOOO CUTE..!!!!! I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!! YOU ARE MY IDOL AND A HUGE INSPIRATION TO ME!!!! I LOVE YOU TO DEATH!!! AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!! I AM A HUGE FAN OF YOURS…!!!!! AND FUCK ALL THE HATAZ..!!!! THEY CAN KISS ASSS!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE ALLL STUPID..!!! I FUCKIN HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHYT ABOUT NELLY!!! THEY ARE SOOO FUCKIN ANNOYIN!!! BECAUSE NELLY IS THE BEST PERSON EVER!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BITCHES WOULD SAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT ABOUT NELLY?!!? WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU?!!? FUCKIN PEOPLE THESE DAYS MAN!!! UGH!!!!! AND TO PEREZ HILTON…SHE DID NOT SAY YUO HAVE A BIG BICK…SHE SAYS YOU ARE A BIG CUBANN….BUT ALL THE HATERS TOO!!!! HE IS COOL I THINK!!!! AND HE IS FUNNY AS HELL TOO!! YOU ARE COOL PEREZ…AND DON'T LISTEN TO THESE BITCHES THAT TALK SHYT ABOUT YOU!!!
LOVE YA!!
KISSES
XOXOXO
Janet
A.K.A #1 Nelly fan!!!
Sharon says – reply to this

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Extremely ”Gay” and BORING!!! You acted like you have never seen an entertainer before and the excitement you felt being in the presence of a (real) star simply overwhelmed you. Perez, you are truely the “ONLY” person in the world making money (short lived I hope) for absolutely NO TALENT, NO CLASS, NO RESPECT OF OTHERS and saying things to create turmoil, jelousy, bitterness, heartache, sadness….etc., of the people in the entertainment business,(who are the TRUE entertainers of America) and then you seem to think of yourself as a “STAR”!!! Perez, when it stops for you it will be VERY abrupt. It is honestly a wonder we have anyone who would want to entertain us with people like you. YOU ARE A VERY “LUCKY”, UNTALENTED TROUBLE MAKER. Sharon
elyse says – reply to this

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hahaha loved loved the show, like really well done perez…
ok, but nelly furtado's laugh….. terrifying….the first time it happened me and my roommate just looked at each other…. like …. what?

anyways….. PEREZ FOR PREZ , lub you boo
Carrie says – reply to this

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First time you ever say "I" instead of "we".

Retard.
HANS says – reply to this

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NELLY FURTACO IS SEXY AS HELL
Trace says – reply to this

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What I wanna know is why VH1 airs the Rock of Love and the Hogans every other second (both good shows and I can watch repeats over and over. VH1 is slowly catching up to the USA network in good shows imo) but I haven't seen a single Perez at the MTV awards show rerun. What's up with that? I missed some parts of it and want to see it again!
President of the Holli fan club says – reply to this

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I love Holli cause she's so jolli and so is molli…..i'm a silly willy who's making chilli

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