What Perez Sez
Filed under: TV News > Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Simon CowellWhen Simon met Perez!!!! Can you handle it?????






The American Idol judge invited the Gossip Gangstar into his posh Beverly Hills mansion.
And you can watch it all only on our first TV special, What Perez Sez, airing tonight at 9 pm on Vh1!!!
Posted: September 11, 2007 at 11:49 am



FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
THATS HOT
Was that a joint?
1st !
haha perez i
u's look hot together LOL!!!
They are perfect for one another. There both rude and yet so funny
What a score Perez!
two homos….great.
Simon is so hot!
ooooh!
HE's such a cocky fuck.
Jeeze Perz we aren't going to have too watch the show with all these sneak peaks.
hope ur show is great because ur site could use some help these days. Im assuming it's because you're spending so much time on the show. We miss Perez!
Awww shucks Perez, you CAN CLEAN UP!!!! Keep it clean unless you want to look like Brit's Hairless Beef Curtains!!!!
first fuckassss!!!!!
i want perez's cunt dahlins
Your green hair and the length of your tie make me shudder everytime I read one of your comments questioning someone elses fashion sense or some weight issue which they might have.
Day-um! With so many guests, how long is your show going to be? 3 hours??
Haha
Can't wait!
Dang Perez, you are blowuptuating man!!! I'm really happy for you and I will definately be checking out your show tonight. I hope its better than your rap skills.
That last picture is my very fave of you lately . . . without a flash (duh, real professional photography there) I can't see that mangy mostache you continue to wear.
What's Simon smokin'? He looks mellow!
Re: YOU SUCK YOU FATSO – He's not fat he's pregnant you asshole!
There's nothing wrong with being a little fluffy.
Re: YOU SUCK YOU FATSO – You are the reason stupid people are wealthy. Go find a charity you moron and stop feeding dumb hairless beef curtains.
first
gee body language experts should have fun with THIS ONE
now THATS a reason to watch this train wreck of a show for
I love simon. I want him to be my baby's daddy!
first
first bitchez…. really simon… was he a dousche he actually looked pretty friendly in the pics….
OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY P-Nasty. We got it, we got it, we got it. Damn.
seriously, (wo)man. you are so freakin fat and gross to look at. are you at least nice on the inside?
twat
kickass
SUCK DICK, AND KEEP SWALLOWING YOU OBSESSED BRIT WANNA BE CLOWN!
hahaha!!!
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what's with the shirt and tie, you're not even wearing a dress shirt??
your hair's greeeeeeeen?
Perezito, did you get silicone implants or saline? I hear silicone are deadly if it were to rupture in your enormous chest. Be careful hon.
you look disgusting. seriously.
Perez i love you. I visit your site constanly and hope the show is a huge success. But would i would love to know is. Did ya hit that dooby he was smoking? hahaha GoodLuck
WOW!!!
Photos of photogs photogging Perez!!!
I'll remember this forever.
perez it looks like youre getting skinnyyy!! my my there will be nothing left!
i effing hate simon cowel…..
Perez, get over yourself. I get it. You have a show. This site used to be about celeb gossip, not the guy who lucked into fifteen minutes by exposing the gossip. You're approaching over-exposure really quickly. Really, really quickly.
More gossip. Less you.
My GOD! STOP with all this self promoting bullshit. WE ALL know about your little show.
Let me give you some advice,
drop about 80 pounds, shave that fucking dirty sanchez off your face, and color your hair a REAL color and then give being a profesisonal a try.
simon is looking sweet.
PEREZ IS REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A CREEPY NEIGHBORHOOD PERVERT EVERYONE TRIES TO AVOID. I'D REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING THAT STYLIST YOU KEEP SAYING BRITNEY NEEDS. OH, I'D ALSO TRY TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT.