A Song For Britney Spears
Oops, she did it again - Tori that is.
At a concert in Australia on Tuesday, Tori Amos sang a song about Britney Spears during one of her legendary improvs.
A few weeks ago Miz Amos sang this ditty about Lindsay Lohan, which was quite funny.
The Britney song is a bit more poignant and actually very good.
Enjoy it below!
Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love,
This is what is looks like
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
Well, maybe you're a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Disney, yes
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down
Pam's New Man
Britney Has A Big Head!
gotta love tori - a real role model for young girls.
omg, thats cute. but tori amos sucks.
HAHAH! YEA TORI!
What The….
fuckin beautiful
poor BRIT! yeah where is brits mom?
a hot mess is right!
not first.
This is actually a good song & oh so true…
If you look up Tristan Prettyman's myspace page she has a song about miss lohan which is quite funny
PEREZ u r one of the ugliest people i have seen man , honestly
Britney's a fine girl , she's having some shit in her life now …dat's cool
UGLY FAT PIG get over her Who the fuck takes u seriously man
Ugly as fuck Who the fuck fucks u man? U write all this trash to pay somebody to give u some cock probally
good one tori!!!!!!!!!
You've gotta love Tori!
THATS SO EFFIN CORNY!
that is funny!
OF COURSE, MTV USED HER FOR RATIGS! THEY KNEW EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE HER FALL COMPLETELY ON HER FACE, AND SHE DID! WE ALL GOT WHAT WANTED… OTHER THAN THE DELUSIONAL BRITNEY… WHO ACTUALLY THINKS SHE'S THE BRITNEY FROM 1999. WATCH, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE STUCK IN 1999, POOR, PATHETIC ONE. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD DOES NOT BUY COMMON SENSE, IF ANYTHING, YOU BECOME MORE DELUSIONAL. SEE ANNA NICOLE, FOR AN EXAMPLE. BRITNEY IS THE NEW ANNA, 100% FULFILLED! EXPECT A 'REALITY' SHOW WITHIN A YEAR, I GUARANTEE YOU! EVERY THING ELSE I HAVE PREDICTED HAS COME TRUE, HEHE~
Ya tori is so cool and hi manita if you see thislol
it's pathetik!
be honest who cares bout tori amos.she just use Britney as a publicity.
she's like " oook nobody give a shit bout my songs so i will sing about those who have "success". that's low.
Re: datboi – then why do u go to his website?
LMAO!! Thing is it all fell down a long time ago.
i love tori. we should being paying more attention to real artists like her instead of wasting time on puppet-britney.
LoL! Shows how much peole put thought into all this
love it.
Yeah Tori!!!!!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
CNN'S TONY HARRIS CALLED BRITNEY SPEARS A 'CHEESE BUTT' ON AIR TODAY!
SHITNEY-SHITNEY!!!
HEY STOP MAKING FUN OF BRITNEY SHES TRYING HER BEST
Lol, YEAAAAAAAA…. that's some funny shiz right there!
that was beautiful. i hope britney listens to it and it speaks to her.
I must be PMS-ing. That made me cry.
How sad but true! Love Tori! Love Brit! Brit, please get yourself together or go away for a long time…….
PEREZ WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT (!!!!!!!) ON YOUR SHOW WHEN YOU WERE BOWLING WITH THAT FAT LESBIAN CHICK?
Toris a bitch. Where's her career?
Brtiney should pay attention to the lyrics. Tori is like 1000% x smarter than Brit, and her career will last 1000% x longer
did you really write tori amos sucks? you mindless fuck. sad. truly, sad.
I wonder what ever became of that rock and roll genre?
Fall off the radar britney and please go raise those children. Your life will be much more fullfilling!
Kind of redundant, but effective. Well, I get it anyway.
She is just so clever that girl! I just LOVE her!!
Brilliant, on so many levels.
Perez, I'm the guy who emailed you that song, and I specifically asked you that if you posted it, to give credit to Antinoo, who recorded the song and shared it with a select group of people on the internet. I'm kinda bummed that you didn't give them credit. Oh well!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sad…..poor Brit, she can't stop embarrassing herself.
sucks
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Perez,
You're just like the lip-sync-ers and the DUI-ers and the porn stars and the airbrushed babes that you trash; you're not REAL.
Real is the next big thing.
Do something real.
I'm NOT a Tori Amos fan but it's pretty funny that she has the balls to sing about the bimbos in La La Land.
niice
This song sucks balls!!!
Sad song….Sad truth!
Tori, totally rules and will always be around! Great singer, piano player and writer! A TRUE Artist.
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Classic Tori. And, her comment is correct. Poor Britney.
Gotta love Tori! She's fu@king incredible!! Even when she's improvising it's amazing. Brit needs to pull her head out of her @ss.
fucking genious! Tori Amos is a Goddess!
Can she write any other material than about Britney Spears? Has her career come to that? Sad.
lulz
what a brilliant woman.
LOVE the song…..HATE the pic! Wonder what Brit's mom thinks
I love Tori! She is a genius. Britney's body looks pretty good for having two kids…I think it is a shame that NY Post and other publications talked trash about her figure, likely pushing teenage girls towards eating disorders and bad self-image. Sure, she didn't choose the best outfit, but God forbid she look NORMAL. HELLO, she isn't 18 and childless anymore! FYI, I went to LSU when she hit it big with "Baby…One More Time" and she would come to Baton Rouge and go out drinking, smoking and partying at age 17. People let er in teh clubs because she was famous. Everyone here in New Orleans knew the good girl virgin thing was just a publicity thing. She has always been Kentwood trash, it was just a matter of time until the rest of the world figured it out!
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LOL…Really, i don't know who she is
perez u fat pig …remember she sold 75 records and U DIDN'T …nobody even know ur name…it's her she owns the world and she is coming back i don't care if she didn't do it well at the VMA'S…she got a new album coming out that everybody is talking about…so shut up and stop making comments on britney spears coz u'll never be famous as her…if u hate her don't buy her album and read her news u pathetic fat pizza mamasita whore with NO talent …go and lick dicks u queer …sitting on the computer all day NO wonder ur size is XXXXXXX large…when u're dying i'll make a HUGE party in my house!!!!
White is Britney
Black is Whitney
I don't know any Asian singers
Oh! Yoko is Japanese I guess
Jennifer Lopez is Latina booty call in that dress
Cher is an Armenian and a Cherokee
Madonna lost her mom to cancer we all know
And is a ginzo who likes to blow
Bjork is a Chinese looking eskimo from Iceland
Who I haven't a clue what the fuck she is saying
And poor Tori "who's Kate Bush?" Amos
Who are the morons whose records of hers they be playing.
HOW LAME IS CHRIS CROCKER???? The tears we a bit much…
…and tori, as usual, ends up pulling a spark of genius for all of us to bow at.
You know - I would think that is funny if it came from a comedian, a blogger or a critic …
I think people in her same industry might be more supportive (or at least tasteful). No matter how much truth is in here… this is going to sting and is truly hateful.
Beautiful song, too bad Brit won't ever listen to it.
Tori who??
WHY DO PEOPLE CARE!!!!!???????
There are people dying all over the world. Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina victims still suffering. Aids epidemic and missing children. Genocides and DARFUR.
WHO DA FUCK CARES—get over it and pay attention and spend more energy on other shit that matters!
PEREZ! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVED your What Perez Says about the VMA's show. I have my dvr set to record all your shows - you are a riot, toodles!
You are the new IT girl/boy…..xoxo hugs EQ?
I think that the point of the song is very true.
I don't know why, and I know I shouldn't be, but I'm STILL rooting for her to get her act together. It would break my heart if Brit just became another casualty of childhood fame.
FANTUCKINGTASTIC!!!!!
perfect…poetic…beautiful…peace amongst the rubble
HEY TORI SUCK MY POLE
SWALLOW THE CREAMY CREAM
LICK MY BALLS
THEN TURN AROUND
GET ON ALL FOURS
SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS
I KNEW YOU LIKED ANAL
TORI LOVES IT WITHOUT VASELINE
AND THEN SHE SWALLOWS SOME MORE
THIS TIME
ASS TASTING CUM
UNTIL HER TUMMY IS FULL
OF CUM
YES ASS-SHIT
FLAVOURED
CUM
GOOD NIGHT TORI
THERE'LL BE MORE ASS FUCKING TOMORROW
AND SOME FISTING SINCED YOU INSIST
Re: No JK – FOR REAL YO, the MTV awards didn't have much going for rock musicians. and then i wondered who would be good to be on. you know, someone who's putting out albums RIGHT NOW. TV on the radio is the only band that comes to mind.
that is SUCH a nice song. love it
I like it. She puts it in a way that is very caring and honest. I hope Britney hears it.
Damn she should have played this at the VMA's finale
Beautiful, as always
I WANNA CRY…..!!
I dislike Brit- but this made me cry. You know what- bad shit happen to ALL of us. We ALL make mistakes- MANY mistakes in our lives. I doubt she wants to be where she is in life- who would? Why must we enjoy tearing someone down? Point out the flaws? Shake our heads in disgust at someone else's pain, mistakes and faults? There is another choice after all- we could decide to remember that we don't know the whole story, we could have compassion for another human being, we could focus on the positive, support someone when they cannot support themselves, we could forgive imperfection. We could. It's hard enough to fall from grace, hard enough to struggle though life, through disappointments, mistakes- without the world kicking you when you're down. Brit- Pain makes you stronger, mistakes make you wiser and flaws make you human. EVERYTHING happens for a reason. We are all just trying to be happy. Remember- be yourself! The people who matter don't mind and the people who mind don't matter.
yeah I didnt get past the
"but you drank from their cup"
part..
XD
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♥♥ no song or anything elze will help thiz see ♥♥
the light..she thinkz shez hott and her
shit is fine..but she needz to open
her fuckin eyez and look around…
I don't know anyone who would
buy her muzic…shez no role model
for anyone except drug addictz..
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Tori is a true artist in every sense of the word. Something Britney will never ever be.
I dislike Brit- but this made me cry. You know what- bad shit happen to ALL of us. We ALL make mistakes- MANY mistakes in our lives. I doubt she wants to be where she is in life- who would? Why must we enjoy tearing someone down? Point out the flaws? Shake our heads in disgust at someone else's pain, mistakes and faults? There is another choice after all- we could decide to remember that we don't know the whole story, we could have compassion for another human being, we could focus on the positive, support someone when they cannot support themselves, we could forgive imperfection. We could. It's hard enough to fall from grace, hard enough to struggle though life, through disappointments, mistakes- without the world kicking you when you're down. Brit- Pain makes you stronger, mistakes make you wiser and flaws make you human. EVERYTHING happens for a reason. We are all just trying to be happy. Remember- be yourself! The people who matter don't mind and the people who mind don't matter.
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cute but bad quality
You gotta watch Chris Crocker do "Gimme More" at METROVELVET.COM…SHE CRAZY YO!
YES TORI!!!….TORI RULEZZZZZ
I love her sooo much!!!!
A good lesson for these dumb skanks: Britney and Lindsay…
Kisses from the boundaries between Mexico and United States…
Yessica
IT really was the cruelest joke and entire network could pull on a woman who probably made their ratings for years and years. Thanks MTV, thanks for sticking by people when they are down!
agree 75 million records ain't easy 4 any other artist …oops i did it again made the record i love her and always will…perez ur kinda stupid ur making me wanna buy her album and i will buy it just like i always does…..she have some personal issues..u need 2 grow up coz every1 got personal up and downs i love u britney and will support u and buy ur album i know u'l rock P.S
And she fell for it… I will pray for her, I hope she will find the courage to stop in her tracks and re-evaluate the people in her life. She's much better than this, and she has a bigger heart than 95% of the celebs out there. I miss the old Britney… I hope we see her again one day.
YES TORI!!!….TORI RULEZZZZZ
I love her sooo much!!!!
A good lesson for these dumb skanks: Britney and Lindsay…
Kisses from the boundaries between Mexico and United States…
Yessica
That was beautiful. I hope Britney hears that and actually let's her mother pick her up off of her ass!
Her voice is extremely annoying.
why the fuck doesn't everyone just leave her alone. She's clearly going through some shit.
This song actually makes me feel a little sad for Britney.
Tori Amos is a goddess!
Re: brandid – AGREE!!!
i fucking love tori.
I wonder if Briney even knows this song exists? It is lovely and I love Tori! I can't wait for the Chi-town shows.
i wanna do britney spears sOOOOOOOOOOO bad…she looks HOT in that video toxic damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn her bobs natural!!!yummmmy,i'll buy her music …who says will NOT?? i hate britney spears but when it comes 2 her music sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!