This Is Not A Joke
MTV has lost all touch with their core audience!
Over the weekend, the former youth network unveiled their new Viacom-funded Lauren Conrad collection, clothes for girls that The Hills star allegedly designed herself.
You see all three of those outfits above? They each are on sale for $135 or more!!!!! Seriously!
We are stunned but not surprise. It just goes to show you how clueless MTV is these days.
We thought for sure they would have gone in the Amanda Bynes or Sarah Jessica Parker direction, selling cute clothes at affordable priced ($20 or less).
Instead, MTV wants to gauge their audience and charge way too much for clothes that you could get for a fraction of the cost at H&M, Forever 21 or Hot Topic.
You see that scarf LC is wearing on top? Even THAT is overpriced, retailing for $29.99.
$30 for a scarf??? Insane!
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Really not that pricey. Jeans are over 200 nowadays. Big deal.
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Not only that but could those models be any skinnier?!?! Nice message to send to the young girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ewww
Where is the design?
This is something you can buy at any Target store nationwide.
There is not "design" to these clothes at all and at those prices they BETTER be made with some high ass quality fabrics.
first… I would never pay that much for something so plain + ugly
I agree, so fug. And first.
eeeww.
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whaha
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grossss..plain and boring…it will never sell
EWWW
hey.. have you ever heard of credit cards, fatty?
i think they're nice.
i like lauren but the clothes look unoriginal and obviously over-priced
WTH!! These clothes are ugly! I would not pay that price for those rags!!
uh perez shes from laguna and we pay way more for clothes in laguna…so yeah shes just selling it to rich people not gross poor people.
What a bitchface. Not even Vera Wang's stuff is that pricey at Kohls!
and … if your little bday-friend heidi were to launch a line … i'm sure you'd be doing the sycophant dance, no?
Who the fvck is she trying to be? Twiggy? The clothes are straight from the 1960s. Stupid bitch and even stupider MTV.
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I don't know what's worse……the clothes or the anorexic model!!!!!
ewww
i like lauren but the clothes look unoriginal and obviously over-priced
they're priced high because it's supposed to be high fashon!
her website sucks. she should make handbags but i dnot know, like SHE needs the money. she should do a SJP line that's cheap.
Ridiculous.
whatever…they will find out very soon that this stuff will not sell…
1st shes hot
Ugly and Expensive.. Is it a joke? I'm sticking with Forever21 foreverrrrrr..
yuck. I would never wear that stuff. Maybe I would wear the dresses if they paid me 150 dollars
Those clothes are unoriginal and frankly I can buy something similar to all of those at Forever 21 or H&M. These dont even fall under a "design" category, they are all basic clothes that anyone could have come up with.
the collection is adorable… and that's not expensive. Since when is 30 dollars expensive for a scarf? Or 135 for a cute cocktail dress? It just shows she is targeting her own crowd…. adorable
FUGTASTIC. stupid whore, no one is gonna buy you clothes. oops, i mean SHITASTIC FUGNESS
wow.. its just plain colored fabic.
I could make that @ walmart for $7.85
That really sad if any one buys these tragic pieces.
I think the collection is awesome! I'd totally wear most of the stuff if it wasn't so expensive.
Do you know why clothes are so cheap? An H&M society is dependent on poor business practices and cheap manufacturing. This is typically because of manufacturing being moved to China - unfair trade, poorly paid labor, and low quality materials. Read the real news occasionally.
Tim Gunn would have a field day with this crap.
Overpriced and overrated. It's different but the same.
her clothing is cute! expensive but if you cant afford to buy it then don't.
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hilarious?
hah. it's all rayon/ spandex. you'd think for 135 dollars, you could at least get higher quality.
i like lauren but no way in hell i'm gonna pay that much money for those clothes. they look ok but not for that price
the blue minidress is pretty
yeah those clothes suck *thumb down*
Did everyone see pics of Perez at Heidi Montags party? they are at Pink is the new blog. Perez is working with Heidi and Spencer to defame Lauren Conrad. You SPencer and Heidi deserve each other Perez.
LC is a ho, where have all the good women gone?
um. seriously.
you are right as always perez.
i could make that stuff myself. a lot cheaper too.
and. it would probably look better too.
I love them actually. Team LC! All these below posts are probably spencer and heidi.
you forgot to mention how generic they are. ugh.
Hey Perez! My roommate and I saw you at Treasure Island in Vegas this past weekend. Unfortunately, you were with Speidi…We thought you were better than that.
Will NEVER buy her clothes! They are hideous! Even with designer clothes on, hair and makeup artists revamping her, and by throwing herself on men, Lauren still cannot find a man!
#19 candice you sound like a total dumbass
Wait a minute, I thought Kristen was supposed to become the star from Laguna Beach. Hahahah, suck it Kristen, Laruen is on top.
200? im wanting to know where u have to buy clothes from…thats crazy…i cant see paying that much for a peice of clothing…
Idk what everyone's talking about.
Yeah, jeans are over 200 dollars now, but that dosen't mean it's okay for everything to be over priced. I'll admit her clothes are cute, but not cute enough for me to spend that much on it. Wtf.
I love Lauren, but I think she needs to add alittle originality. I mean come on, I can find any of those things in any mall. Change it up.
I love how you dont have the option to zoom into her fugly face lmfao
This line will last about 2 second's.
Re: vicki – 200? im wanting to know where u have to buy clothes from…thats crazy…i cant see paying that much for a peice of clothing…
tfugly, girls that age can wear cuter stuff. This is crap.Ugly crap
theyre cute perez!! def not overpriced either
she even named some of the dresses and shit after her friends. cute i guess, but…whoa
um the models look models. there no that skinny who ever is saying they look anorexic is just pissed cause there fat.
THAT MODEL IS NICOLE WHO WON AMERICA'S TOP MODEL
don't buy it if you can't afford it
Perez, you are such a hater! It's amazing to me that you comment on ANYONE'S fashion sense because you dress like a Tele-tubby. You always look at hot ass mess. It's so funny how you pick and choose who to give negative publicity to. And for the record… You Are the Joke!
i'd rather blow $130 at h&m than on LC's shit-tastic paper-towel clothes. oh yeah .. and to you bitches that think $30 on a scarf is cheap .. not everyone sucks daddy's dick to get his amex card to go shop on rodeo drive.
How bout "gouge the audience" you dumb fuck.
The clothes are unimpressive. They look like plain potatoe sacks in dull colors. For those prices I can get something much more bright and better quality at J.Crew! I suppose she needs them cut like that to cover her infamous beef curtains!
Her collection is cute!
Next, MTV will launch it's own version of Project Runway…"The New Outfits Show for Kids who Can Draw Clothes Good" or "Designer Kids Nation"…
Seriously, looks like vintage Au Coton knockoffs
give me a f*ckin' break; those dresses are unflattering and fug. the sleeves on the black one are atrocious!
i agree with perez…high school girls arent spending 200 on jeans or dresses…..and thats not mtv's audience….why not promote affordable clothes from jessica or amanda…..its ridiculous….
it looks like a hot ass mess [DOUBLE U - tee -EFF]!! geeezus LAUREN NOT everyone wants look like there wearing sheets and potato sacks!!
Pricey is right. And the sizes? x-small to only a large??? WTF? Overpriced and they should carry an x-large.
You are buying the brand. The clothes are fashionable for what they are. Nothing new. Just wearably trendy.
I bet they were even made in sweatshops, just like the H&M shit
Her clothes are cute n style. It's Just that these clothes dont vome in JUMBO size for You Perez.
lauren i love you & all, but wtf.
not everyone wears $200 jeans vicki, stfu.
and all her clothes look the same.
LOL!! The maroon dress looks like a moo-moo that my Grandma wears around her house on cleaning day!! Give me a break! I totally agree with Perez- Mtv has in fact lost touch with "real" people. I mean, I get that high-end clothing costs more than other clothes, but I'm sorry, these dresses are not THAT high-end, and they're not that cute either!
for those of you that remember the 80's……that looks like "units" clothing! ugh.
I think the clothes are cute, but there is nothing special about them… no prints…nothing that really catches your eye. I would definitely not spend so much money on these outfits…rather go to Forever 21 like Perez suggests!
i really like the collection. there is a strong connection between the peices - and its not all that expensive. your hardly one to talk perez about being "out of touch" with your target audience. I see you on MTV and VHI way too much and not enough of you on your formerly very amusing blog.
can you say…ugly maternity dresses….
The clothes are hot but ummm $135 or more???…lmaoo $20 or less rack is where im at
Blah. I bought a dress just like the 1st one 3 years ago at Macy's for $35 on clearance. The only difference was that it was about 2 inches longer.
Maybe if the stuff was nice, I'd give a shit.
MTV can suck it.
Perez i hope you get in touch with her and talk to her about her shit-tacular line. knock that rich bitch down a peg or too.
umm, those are plain dresses that i can get at wet seal or any other store in the world..she probably didnt even design then. there nothing special to be selling for that much..those are like 30 dollar dresses. not even
her leggins.. fifty bucks.
CLASSSSSYY
lauren is a cunt! what does she do?… oh yea nothing!
stupid cunt
Fidel is alive and wearing a $30 scraf.
hey at least she's trying to do something w/ herself. What 21 y/o do you know that have started their own fashion line. The clothes are cute..not sure that I would buy them. But it's a good start for her…i'm sure there is more and better to come from her.
Plain jane shit!
ugh. those are the most boring things i've ever seen. The colors & fabrics are hideous. Slutty bridesmaids? $150 isn't a bad price for a dress, but if i'm going to do mall/dept store stuff i'd rather spend it on 4 dress from Target or something like the Vera Wang stuff at Kohls, not this Lauren Conrad junk that looks like it was cut from left overs at the JC Penney drapery department. However, the burgandy might make a nice dining chair slip cover for the Holidays!
But this clothes are not special at all, they are plain. nothing more. No color, no pattern, nothing… I like a lot the amanda bynes collection and their clothes are really cheap!
LC's clothes aren't too expensive, but for that I wouldn't pay a penny, did she design it? or this is what they're saying us? NOt fashion at all….. buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Perez, they don't fit you!!