This Is Not A Joke

MTV has lost all touch with their core audience!
Over the weekend, the former youth network unveiled their new Viacom-funded Lauren Conrad collection, clothes for girls that The Hills star allegedly designed herself.
You see all three of those outfits above? They each are on sale for $135 or more!!!!! Seriously!
We are stunned but not surprise. It just goes to show you how clueless MTV is these days.
We thought for sure they would have gone in the Amanda Bynes or Sarah Jessica Parker direction, selling cute clothes at affordable priced ($20 or less).
Instead, MTV wants to gauge their audience and charge way too much for clothes that you could get for a fraction of the cost at H&M, Forever 21 or Hot Topic.
You see that scarf LC is wearing on top? Even THAT is overpriced, retailing for $29.99.
$30 for a scarf??? Insane!
Click here to check out the new Lauren Conrad collection, fug clothes at even uglier prices.















































They aren't that bad, although its sooo disapointing to see the lack of variety!! has she learned nothing at her internship? For what it is it's way over priced. Not to mention there are no plus sizes, apparently girls with cruves are not the "look" they are going for here.
Everything is over priced these days! Don't like don't buy…I personally like them. I would probably treat myself to one of these items. At last she is doing something with her life! Not like her enemy Heidi trying to sing….LOL
Perez why don't you post something about Heidi's awful Karaoke performance at LAX!!!! You were there right???????
Are you kidding me with these dresses? This is so ridiculous for her to overprice garments that can be found at other stores for way less. BUT it is more ridiculous the STUPID girls that will actually purchase such items. NO MORE REALITY SHOWS!!! MTV PLAY MORE GOD-DAMNED VIDEOS!!!!!!
Ok first of all, I love Lauren! When i heard that she was coming out with her own line i was so stoked! But now it's sad to see that there is nothing about her collection that is original, and eye catching! I mean this is her first collection ever! P. Nasty is right this is all stuff you can easily find at your local Mall in any store. 2 thumbs down lauren!
P.S. Im all for breaking the piggy bank for expensive clothes, but when all they sell is the name not the look or quality then Id rather go to Forever21 and buy the same exact dress for like $20! Her new line STINKS!!!!!!!
Oh yeah and Lauren Honey in case u read this seriously ur a D-Lister, what made you think u could get away selling your rags at an insane price?!? DOnt you go to Fashion School??? Maybe if you wouldnt be such a drunk in almost every single episode and paid a bit more attention in class, your new collection might have worked, instead u party all night, go to class hungover and talk with that annoying raspy voice of yours! HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
I'd pay that much if they were actually cute, but those dresses look like shit. Looks like stuff from the 60s
30 dollars is like 15 Pounds… that is nothing :S You should come shopping in england perez, you'd be shocked at how expensive it is here….
Wow looks like she put a ton of creativity into these Pally rip-offs. off with her head
Since when have plain colored cotton dresses qualified as a design? LC: designing something means that you make something original and unique…target has had these dresses for 2 seasons, i almost offended that someone is trying to sell me this trash.
The clothes are okay at most, and no way in hell are they going to sell well being that overpriced. The only people that will be paying that much for her clothes are the spoiled little teenage girls that watch her lame ass show. They're unoriginal and look like they are from Forever 21. Being on a "reality" show doesn't automatically make you talented!!
The clothese are cute, but they're not really inspiring and overpriced. She's going to need to get a lot more creative to be a real designer. She should have done a cheaper line because she doesn't really have any notorietay; but who knows, maybe she thinks spending $100+ for some crummy jersey/cotton dress is cheap?
Even VERA WANG has come out with a cheap collection at Kohl's and it rocks!!!!!!!!!
OMG whats even WORSE is she named each plain ass dress after her FRIENDS….
"Audrina Dress
$150.00"
"Lo Dress
The Lo dress is an instant classic, with its clean lines and strapless bodice."
i was rooting for her! sadly enough, i think britney could have designed something more interesting!!
stupid lauren, you bed-hopping disapointment!
THE HELL????
ugly-ass clothes for over a hundred dollars?????
hella stupid..
stupid white girl hahah
Um I think You missed th point. Lauren doesnt want MTV kids to buy her clothes - that is not her target buyer for this collection. She wants to be a real designer - far beyond the days when she isnt on MTV. I think that her designs are like her - classic and pretty but never over the top. Heidi and Spencer are disgusting, they complain that they are being villianized, yet look at how they act. Shady and brainless. Heidi's "song" blows chunks. She will be forgotten long before lauren. Oh yeah and she is UGLY.
Can the model be any paler…
thinner…
generally unattractive?
And at first I thought I saw those dresses at Forever 21… then I realized that the Forever 21 clothes were much better.
Oops.
yeh well its not that bad of a price! and the difference in amanda bynes and lauren conrad is lauren is going to be a famous DESIGNER and amanda and sarahjp are just doing it for fun!!!!
Heidi and Spencer have CLEARLY started paying off Perez after these unwarrented Lauren-bashing posts and a neutral post about Heidi's terrible new "song" –good thing no one takes any of the 3 seriously!
bitch shut tha fuck up..u are prolly a stupid asss cunt like lauren…go prostitute yourself cause laguna is a bunch of aid whores
AHAHAHA!! If this is her giving us a taste of what's to come then her career ended before it even started!
i wouldn't wipe my ass with those rags. i expected more from a teen vogue intern. oh well… NEXT!!
Awesome! I l♥ve Moo- Moos!
im sooooo glad you mentioned amanda and sarah jessica! i am a manager at steve and barrys which is where amanda (dear) and Sarah Jessica (Bitten) clothing is sold. i now find it very hard to spend any large amount of money on any item of clothing because i know i could get super cute trendy clothing from there for great prices. seriously what are they paying for anyway?? if steve and barrys can sell amanda and sarah jessica clothing for that cheap then why cant other stores??
PS. love you!!!
i spend a lot of money on my clothes and lauren's line looks like something straight out of forever 21 but uglier. they are waaaay overpriced! i'm disappointes i really like lauren
PEREZ — why are you ALWAYS bashing Lauren Conrad? And then fully supported Heidi Montag? Are Heidi and Spencer paying you to endorse their crappy music and lifestyle? I'm seriously disappointed in your bias coverage of the Hills girls. — Why on earth does LC's clothing line need to be geared toward MTV viewers? She lives in Hollywood, afterall. Have you watched any Sweet 16 episodes, those girls like to spend money.
If your poor assess cannot afford the clothes then shop where you are used to and that is at a goodwill. Fucking Losers!! Perez you are a fat nasty sorry human being that is a waste of space. You are sorry busy trying to be in a click with Horse face and her Fake teeth boyfriend that you have lost all kinds of reality. Stop being so FAKE and Grow up and become a real MAN!! FUCKING FAG!!!
these are great. i'd pay well over the salesprice for one of these beauts
I'm sorry…what has this girl done for the good of society again? Other than come from a wealthy family, whine about drama, and make out with guys?
I wouldn't drop five dollars on these outfits. I'd go spend the five dollars at Target and buy the same thing in multiple colors.
I keep hearing about the Hills but I have no idea what it is. Do people actually watch it? And I wouldn't buy these ugly froppy clothes even if they were $20!
it should be titled ' Clothes that if LC were skiiny enough would wear, but she cant so she will "design" and sell them". Enuf said.
Wow…these clothes are way overpriced!!!! You could buy this stuff at Forever 21 for under 30 bucks! Anyways I could understand if they were high-fashioned! or not so plain, then maybe I would buy them. But they are way too simple, it looks like she just went on the website to Forever 21 and picked the clothes out and just changed the name to the Audrina dress or Lo dress…wow it really changes my view on her!
to designed is to be creative. you can find those dresses just about anywhere and they all look the same.
i looks like rachel pally designs. its cute but they arent unique at all. i bet they would be totally comfy and figure flattering tho!
hahahah im dying laughing out loud!!!! that lauren conrad .. who i actually have nothing against… has a clothing line. the girl has absolutely no fashion sense or style. just a plain jane generic blah nothing to her doodie clothes. her fashion line clearly portrays this.. cmon lauren wear some color.. fix your pig nose.. shave your mustache… and fix your smile .. you have so much potential
agreed - can get the same crap at Target for less
PEOPLE FROM ORANGE COUNTY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT REAL FASHION!!! Stick to your flip flops and Abercrombie and quit acting like you know fashion just because you bought a t-shirt for $100…YOU CANT BUY STYLE AND TASTE!!!!!!!!
Where's the originality? FUG, FUG, and FUG!!!!!
i love lauren and all..
but i don't like her clothing
line at all.. ive looked at a bunch
of them.. and there's nothing
unique about them.. it's like
i've seen them before.. and
they're so plain… I also feel like
she should lower the price on them.
I mean come on, she just came out
with them… and they're not that
great.
I mean.. if i really like something
and it's expensive i'll buy it.. but
i don;t think this is worth loosing my
money for.
I could go to H&M and get nicer clothing
than that….
but, that's just my opinion.
the clothes look so plain… something i could have got it for less than half the price stated. they r available EVERYWHERE~~~it sux!
if not for mtv, WHO THE FUCK IS LAUREN CONRAD?
Seriously….some of you people need to shut up. How rude and ignorant!!!!!
If you don't like them here's a suggestion: EX-out of the page and leave silently! Hmmmm, maybe too hard to do for some people these days. Sad really!
these prices are just average over here in the uk.
$30 for a scarf? where I live, $60 is normal.
the clothes are boring though.
baggy, plain coloured…
*yawn*
F en disgusting filth of a collection! It's like eating food with no condiments, completely bland and boring. My barf looks more creative than this crap.
F en disgusting filth of a collection! It's like eating food with no condiments, completely bland and boring. My barf looks more creative than this crap.
all you haters out there listen up!
Buying from a designer of any kind is supporting them. If you don't like a designer then you don't buy from them, you don't support them.
She has wanted to be a designer for a long time and finally gets to do it, she is just lucky she didnt have to go through the process majority has to.
And sure you may not like her, you may not like her clothing and you may think it's expensive for what it is, SO don't buy it!
And for the knobs who think those models are "too thin" get over yourself and eat an apple! They are within proportion and if you think it's ok to be fat and are telling your friends/family that its ok to be a bigme then you have mental problems!
IT IS NOT OK TO BE FAT!!!! IT IS NOT A TREND!!! JUST COS HAIRSPRAY THE MOVIE THINKS ITS OK DOES NOT MAKE IT OK!!