Not Dead Yet

Filed under: Old People

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Drink up, girls!

Siegfried & Roy celebrate Oktoberfest at Hofbrauhaus In Las Vegas this past weekend.

They may be old, but they're probably getting more sex than Perez is!

[Image by Arlene Richie via JPI Studios.]

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm / Email this  »

    67 comments to “Not Dead Yet”

    1. Em.A says – reply to this


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      First!

    2. artika says – reply to this


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      first

    3. Vera says – reply to this


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      fiRST YEAH

    4. Moimeme says – reply to this


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      Perez - Just Ew!!

      FIRSTNESS?!

    5. wawa says – reply to this


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      10th

    6. Flora says – reply to this


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      First

    7. ^v^ says – reply to this


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      Whoo hoo! I hope they both get drunk and roll around naked with their tigers. Then Perez will get real jealous. Hyper sweet!

    8. Toronto says – reply to this


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      you can say that again! LOL

    9. MounirNajjar says – reply to this


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      The right one was the one mauled by the siberian tiger?

    10. Mike Jones says – reply to this


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      Which one got half eaten by the Lion. I bet it was Roy with the Sun Glasses on.

      smearjay

    11. shaquita says – reply to this


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      Seriously, who fuck!n cares if you are first??!!!! Get a life!

    12. chibi says – reply to this


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      how nice it is to see such excellent recovery!!!

    13. Sharona says – reply to this


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      So happy to see Roy so well after that horrifing tiger attack years ago. I love Oktoberfest. The Fall season {my favourite}, The beer, all the German Food ,frankfurters included, party on Roy and cheers to Seigfried too!

    14. U don't know me says – reply to this


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      I was woundering what those two were up to.

    15. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      'They may be old, but they’re probably getting more sex than Perez is!'
      And to add insult to injury, some ridiculously tall cold ones. Check out those mighty beer steins.

    16. Sausage Lover says – reply to this


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      Ya know why they are in Germany……….

      FOR THE SAUSAGE FEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    17. tabby says – reply to this


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      THAT IS A COUPLE OF HACKED-UP, UGLY-ASS GAY GUY'S!!!!!

    18. L-Rod says – reply to this


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      Your cool and shit Perez, but you want to know why you do not get any? Your hair is annoyingly FUCT UP. I know why you choose to dye it different colors but its ugly. And the way you dress, one word: TACKY. One would think you could AT LEAST afford a stylist since you obviously cannot dress yourself.

    19. skg says – reply to this


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      Now THAT'S funny! Notice the Loewenbraeu (Lion's Brew) logo in the back? Beers and Queers. Food for the lionhearted.

    20. Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this


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      Might as well be dead., they look it..both of them..yuck.
      They look like Joan River's younger and slightly tanner brothers.

    21. steven citron says – reply to this


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      first…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>GFUCK YOU

    22. Karli says – reply to this


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      … oktoberfest doesnt start until next weekend.

    23. ^@^ says – reply to this


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      Ah the time for the Catholic Keggers is here again.. thats what the locals call Oktoberfest in the Pacific Northwest when most parishes are throwing their annual beer bashes. LOL!!

    24. ashley mashley says – reply to this


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      i seriously doubt either of them are getting any kinda of sex.

    25. johnny half sac says – reply to this


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      have you ever been laid you fat tub of goo? not counting the rusty trombones on SM blvd. that you pay for.

    26. redcloud says – reply to this


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      Re: ashley mashley

      What makes you think those two aren't having sex back home at the Jungle Palace (the name of their home, given to them by media and fans). Judging by how possessive Siegfried is of Roy, I'm sure Roy is kept satisfied.

    27. TarTop says – reply to this


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      oh i feel so bad for the one who was mauled… but i love how much they love their big cats :o ) cheers!

    28. Jessica Simpson says – reply to this


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      I think it is so nice that they've stayed such good friends after all these years.
      It's obvious that their wives don't want to be in the spotlight.

    29. KELLI says – reply to this


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      GAWD! JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO NASTY OLD FUDGEPACKERS!!!

    30. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      Re: Jessica Simpson – Lololol…

    31. jonnot says – reply to this


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      Honey…EVERYBODY gets more sex than Perez!

      Seriously, good to see Roy out and about.

    32. DEE says – reply to this


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      EVERYONE IS!

    33. David Bowie says – reply to this


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      You can say what ever you want about Roy, call him a fag or whatever.

      But the fact that he is up and around after being mauled by that tiger, Roy is the fucking man. Balls of stell to get back on your feet after that.

      Hes a better man than most of you fat fucks sitting on the couch.

    34. redcloud says – reply to this


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      Re: David Bowie

      Bravo! David Bowie. Thanks for sticking up for Roy!

      :)

    35. Moni says – reply to this


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      Perez you must investigate…that looks like a scar above the sunglasses of the guy on the right.

    36. Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this


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      WTF, Perez you are such a fucking idiot!!! You should be commenting on the fact that Roy has made a spectacular and miraculous recovery and that maybe he is able to enjoy all of that gay sex!!!!

    37. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      The really touching thing in all this is that the 'offending' Tiger was actually trying to carry Horn off to safety. Wikipedia has a good description of various takes on what happened. (Darn big-haired lady…) My dog knows when I have a migraine, and won't leave my side. Animals are often misunderstood.

    38. Trace says – reply to this


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      Not Dead Yet? That's pretty low, ever for Perez.. Their show was incredible. Nothing like anything I ever saw. Even if it's tongue in cheek, still pretty classless.

    39. Abbie says – reply to this


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      Do they look like wax figurines? or is it just me?

    40. theseguysaregay says – reply to this


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      These freaks look fucked up!! Lay off the diseased cock boys

    41. mariposa says – reply to this


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      What Spencer Pratt is doing in Las Vegas????

    42. suzycat says – reply to this


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      dear old things… good to see them out and looking happy. they (Roy) have been thru hell.. but clearly their bond is still strong

    43. Older & Wiser says – reply to this


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      Looking good, Roy! You too, Siegfried. I'm glad you're having some fun again. You deserve it. Happy Oktoberfest!

    44. Neneh says – reply to this


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      These two used to be a couple a long time ago but remained friends and biz partners after the break up! Roy looks good! Can't get a German down! He surely beat the odds!

    45. Prinky says – reply to this


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      Oktoberfest? Isn't it still September?? I'm so confused!

    46. Jon says – reply to this


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      Speaking of not dead, what's up with Fidel Castro. Perez, take back the comment about how you're 100% right.

    47. ThatsHot says – reply to this


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      I'm pretty sure everyone's getting more sex than Perez is!

    48. Jenny C says – reply to this


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      Where is a rabid tiger when you need one

    49. Don Rickles says – reply to this


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      What the hell happened to that guys face? Looks like a tiger ate it!

    50. Don Rickles says – reply to this


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      Re: tabby – lol!

    51. tomas says – reply to this


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      really? more sex than Perez?

    52. debbie says – reply to this


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      lol………. at first I thought it was Sting and Bono!!!

    53. Hash says – reply to this


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      uhhh… everyone's getting more sex than Perez….

    54. catty says – reply to this


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      God Bless them.

    55. sweet thruth says – reply to this


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      thats bc they're not as hideous as Perez is.

    56. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      WAX WORKS !!!!!!

    57. nicole says – reply to this


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      umm, is that really them? or are those just wax figures at madame toussaud's in manhattan?

      hmmmm.. makes you wonder.

    58. Sage says – reply to this


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      Dude seriously? ANYONE is getting more sex than you are.

    59. GABRIELA says – reply to this


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      "BROTHERS"

    60. Germanbabe says – reply to this


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      I'm german,I'm from Munich,the city of the oktoberfest(in bavaria it's called wiesn!) and I think,it's very cool,they are celebrating it in the USA as well,because it's just an awesome(I'm really looking forward to it,it starts at sept.,22)party…you should come and see it by yourself.there are many girls in short dresses and a lot of beer!

    61. tracy says – reply to this


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      holy krap! halloween's come early! if their faces get pulled any tighter their skulls will show!

    62. V Head says – reply to this


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      Homie's face is all fucked up still..

    63. dshjasjha says – reply to this


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      You're definetly right about the getting more sex than you party, Perez.

      20 bucks says you're a virgin and have never touched tits.

    64. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      It is a good thing they are rich.
      Their monthly kitty litter bill
      is outragous!!!

    65. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I DIDN'T REALIZE HE MADE SUCH A GOOD RECOVERY….THAT BRINGS ME HAPPINESS..AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME AND WANTS TO HATE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY CAN GO TAKE A SHIT AND THEN ROLL AROUND IT AND THEN SHOVE THEIR OWN SHIT DOWN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING THROAT…..DIE HOMOPHOBES…..THE ONLY REASON YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH IS BECAUSE IT STIRS YOU BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WHEN YOU SEE BEN AFFLECK IN GYM SHORTS…JUST AS MUCH AS IT STIRS ME

    66. ohsoknow says – reply to this


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      that bracelet on seig cam from santorini, greece. i have one j
      ust like it…weird.

    67. gina says – reply to this


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      um, everyone is getting more sex than you. you're fuckin nasty.