Poor Thing

Filed under: Leann Rimes

An unfortunate-looking Leann Rimes is on the cover of the new issue of Redbook.

They couldn't afford to hire Mariah's retoucher?

Leann obviously needs a little more work done!

Her gay husband could have probably done a better makeup job too!

Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:57 am / Email this »

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driver says – reply to this

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Boy, this is really good stuff PREZ???!!!!!1
me says – reply to this

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i think she looks good
ceeks says – reply to this

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doesn't look that bad compared to what she used to look like. she's a singer not a model.
Lucy says – reply to this

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There's nothing wrong with the way she looks. You are such a misogynist and you are so gauche and ugly (inside and out), you have no right to criticize anyone for their appearance!
Windy says – reply to this

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She looks alot betetr than alot of "celebs" out there these days.
Looking Good says – reply to this

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I think she looks good. What's wrong with the picture. I am happy they didn't photoshop her to extremes.

Out with the Photoshop excesses!
Bring back the natural beauty!
me says – reply to this

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perez your a waste of space. you think your hot shit… your show is a 99% act just trying to be more like a little girl.. lol your such a joke!
kelll says – reply to this

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her husband is legit gay,,,,,,,, why is she even on the cover didnt her career end like 10 yrs ago?
driver says – reply to this

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and you stupid idiots 1st and 2nd
Melinda says – reply to this

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Awweeee.. poor thing.

Love you Perez! :]
bama bitch says – reply to this

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she has a terribly wonky tits.
bama biotch says – reply to this

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she has terribly wonky tits.
lisa says – reply to this

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She is natural and living her life with dignity (unlike some of these Hollywood tarts!). I think she looks lovely.
S says – reply to this

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I think she looks great!!!
Michael says – reply to this

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YOU could use Mariah's makeup artist.
emilia says – reply to this

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She looks like a witch !! Is this the halloween edition??
killmenow says – reply to this

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well imagine how they would have to turn Redbook into a newspaper size issue if they tried to put your fat ass on the cover…..now that would be a lot of time spent doing some touch ups. i love you Perez, but you really need to stop fucking with people about being gay if they are not out or even if it is just because you wish they were gay. it's one thing to go after closeted motha fuckas that talk shit about and go after gay people and then suck cock in public restrooms, but its ridiculous to make comments about people who don't and are just living their lives….What do you care??
Star says – reply to this

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shwe looks fine why does everyone have to have something wrong with them i don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!your fucked up perez
plucker says – reply to this

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I wish she would do something with those two dark hairy caterpillers she has over her eyes.
CRUZ says – reply to this

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THIS CHICK IS UGLY AS HELL LOOK AT THAT HUGE NOSE LIKE A HORSE AND THOSE LITTLE SQUINTY EYES!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
Star says – reply to this

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Re: emilia – yea i am sure your perfect miss emilia yea i bet!
bj says – reply to this

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She looks great!!! I hate it when they photoshop celebrities to the point of no recognition. Bring back natural beauty!
John says – reply to this

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Why are you such a misogynist? This is getting old…
alissa says – reply to this

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I guess maybe she should dye her hair pink and gain 100 lbs. and she would be pretty. Get a clue!
Heather says – reply to this

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This girl is giving horse faced new meaning.
yo says – reply to this

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wow she looks terrible.
emilia says – reply to this

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EAT ME !!!
Moi says – reply to this

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I don't like her eyebrows and they made her nose look huge.
hannah says – reply to this

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i agree, but atleast she hasnt been airbrushed to death like the rest on all the magazines to look perfect
Truly says – reply to this

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Perez, you're getting so lame. You're awful.
Jen says – reply to this

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She looks Great.

it's refreshing. nowadays, everything is so unrealistic since it's photoshopped.
chris says – reply to this

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i dont think there is anything wrong with her i think she looks great…i have no idea what ur talking about perez
Batman says – reply to this

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I always thought she was separated at birth with Eddie Van Halen. Take a look - no kidding!!!
pasternak says – reply to this

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Her nose looks HUGE!!!! her eyes look puffier than usual and her boobs are wonky.

This isn't a holiday snapshot, it's supposed to be a cover by an expert fashion photographer, we expect better than this!!!
spaz says – reply to this

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so why is she even on a magazine cover?
mj says – reply to this

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she looks great I think…f'n idiots
Tonya says – reply to this

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What are you talking about? She looks great! You have the strangest taste. You praise slobs like Beth Ditto and Kelly Osborne, yet slam attractive natural women like LeAnn Rimes. What is your deal? You're a tacky bitch, Perez, and before you trash others you desperately need a bath, facial, image consultant, trainer, solid weight loss plan, stylist, and colorist.
Patti says – reply to this

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What a douche you are! She looks alright to me. Maybe you should get a retoucher for your photos, you could use one.
(and no I am not any loonie Leann fan, I just get tired of you putting other ppl down.) What a patheic loser you must be.
tabby says – reply to this

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DON'T LIKE THIS BITCH.
lindsay says – reply to this

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Your show sucks. It's terrible.
you wish says – reply to this

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She looks fine compared to you, Perez!!
jek says – reply to this

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whats on her chin??????
fu says – reply to this

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There is NOTHING wrong with the way she looks. In fact I think she's beautiful!
Suze says – reply to this

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Who cares what she looks like? She sings like an angel. Every time she sings, she MOVES me. And I mean MOVES me. She has a true gift and is so blessed with her voice. Love her.
HA HA HA says – reply to this

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YOU JUST KNOW THAT THE GIRLS WHO ARE BITCHY ABOUT CELEBS ARE TOTAL DOGS THEY MAKE IT SOO OBVIOUS LOL, "OMG MISCHA BARTON HAS A PIMPLE! WHAT A FUG!" YEAH YOU WISH YOU WERE HALF AS HOT AS HER GO EAT A TWINKIE YOU BITTER BITCHES
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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She really is unfortunate looking - unfortunate in the sense that she's obviously had cosmetic surgery that she didn't need. She was beautiful to begin with.
I think she looks great says – reply to this

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I think she is beautiful
you suck says – reply to this

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how about all the girls who say shes "fug" send in a picture of themselves and we will scrutanise it and point out ALL their faults? no? i thought not you sad, small minded idiots come on we wanna see your pic so we ca rip the piss outta you!
Miss Fab says – reply to this

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She looks like a dolled up Clay Aiken!!
gums says – reply to this

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at least she doesn't have the jacked-up grill with the gummy smile anymore.
whatever says – reply to this

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bloody hell
kball30 says – reply to this

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She looks hot! You are a crackhead P-Nasty. At least she aint sportin a way too small elvis jump suit!
cupcake says – reply to this

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she kinda looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in that pic
Nicole says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful. Perez, you shouldn't judge ANYONES apperance. I saw your VH1 show and you looked like an ugly fat pig. Do you ever get laid looking like that?
QUINCYGIRL says – reply to this

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ARE U SICK PEREZ. LEANN LOOKS GREAT! NOW LETS TALK ABOUT HOW U LOOK PEREZ. THAT IS REALLY GROSS.
LEANN IS BEAUTIFUL, LEAVE HER ALONE YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!
JEN says – reply to this

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I think she looks good. I would rather see a photo of a celeb looking real then a fake, retouched photo. I really don't see anything negative about the photo though. What do you have against her Perez???
Ames says – reply to this

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I think she looks good. Stop being so mean Perezie!!
polimom says – reply to this

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HMMM, Lets see talented women, hating, bloated, fugly Perez Hilton once again slams a beautiful and talented woman! U really have mommy issues scumbag! Fat, Ugly, Bloated, Talentless, Fag w/ orange hair, camouflage and pink spandex wardrobe makes his living slamming beautiful, talented, stylish, adored and respected women. God Bless America! According to G.W.B. this is why young men are dying in Iraq "To protect our freedoms and the American way of life"! It all makes perfect sense! right?
little mama says – reply to this

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omg how dare a celeb be human! give me a break if more pics were not photoshopped maybe so many girls wouldnt have a f**ked up idea abt how thay should look. she looks fine. not dropdead gorgeous but thats is ok yall.
Sarah H says – reply to this

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I think she looks fine. She is a singer/songwriter NOT a model.
BeBe says – reply to this

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Get an eye-lid lift girlie … another 5 - 10 years and your vision will be completely impaired by folds of skin….
THE James says – reply to this

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How this is where I draw the line… Leann is Hot, she was so meant to be a fat homely girl with a good singing voice, Hollywood has taken here and made her fabulous. If I am counting correctly this is her third set of teeth and I like them. Hey Leann, get down with your get down and PS good for you for staying the hell out of the bars. (I used to see you at the Garland Opry)
froggyliza says – reply to this

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iT'S A SHAME THIS PICTURE IS NOT GOOD AT ALL. WITH ALL THE STUFF THAT THEY COULD OF DONE. I don't think she is this homely, Leave her alone.
Stephania says – reply to this

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Maybe I'm not seeing what you see, but she does not look as bad as you described. She looks normal, but then again that might be it, being that she's in the public eye she's expected to look perfect, and by perfect I mean fake.
eleanor says – reply to this

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the problem isn't that she DIDN'T have a photoshop treatment - the problem is, that there's too MUCH photoshop ! look at the size of her head and how shiny her skin is
AZgirl says – reply to this

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I'm not a fan of her at all, and I don't think she is a very pretty girl, but I think she looks Beautiful in this picture!
Azgirl says – reply to this

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I do think that the color of her shirt looks horrible on her skin
Skitty says – reply to this

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Ummmmmmm… i'm confused.. I think she looks good. Now the photos of YOU, perez, in publications.. that's one you need to cover on this OBVIOUSLY slow news day.
shera says – reply to this

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Am i missing something? I think she looks like a beautiful young married woman with no drama or issues. I THINK SHE IS NORMAL!
ACOSTA says – reply to this

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SHE IS SOOO UGLY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG.
david says – reply to this

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well I met her Saturday in Indiana and she looked gorgeous, so I'd rather go by what I saw in person than Perez' comments. she was really sweet too!!
JJ says – reply to this

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You misjudged your audience here, perez! She looks fine. You do not.
Amelapa says – reply to this

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Slow news day? Surely you can come up with someone else to bitch about. I think Leann looks just fine.
La Shon says – reply to this

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Man I LOVE your site! But here's one time I don't agree with you and I'm not hating on you for cracking jokes, but considering, I think she looks great. I'm tired of seeing airbrushed people plaguing my screens! Now I know, some people need it but damn, you get older, you change, it's life. Some of us are fortunate enough to age gracefully and look fabulous. I'm sure deep down, you feel the same so I know you just clowning for the site.

Oh yeah, why is there nothing in the archives about her gay husband? lol
Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this

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I am so sick of this bashing people over the way that they look. She looks fine.
gGirlNYC says – reply to this

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Yeah.. thats a bad pic. She is way too pretty to be a beard in a marriage, UNLESS….. shes gay too?

I remember her old MTV cribs ep with her new "husband" and I remember feeling so bad for her, thinking shes the only person in the world that doesn't see that he's very obviously gay. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm aware of these marriages of convenience.
marlo says – reply to this

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Leanne, was in my town of Lebanon,TN where she was shooting her latest video of "Are you in need of a miracle". The crew started at 7:30am- she didn't get there to about 2:30PM. I stood at the front door of where I work at- I could have reached out and touch her - I was that close. She looked absolutely bone thin- you could tell her chest bones. I wouldn't doubt it if she was on COKE. Her crew members tried to not tell me that she does use it- but they also said that "she's not eating, she's not sleeping".
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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Only a GAY would say that. She is Soooooooo HOT, any MAN would do her. She is hot, cute and also talented. Why is every man you GAY MAN BUTT SEX LOVERS are attracted to is GAY? You know hate crimes suck, but straight men should be allowed to beat the crap out of a FANCY BOY that hits on or makes comments about. Its not a phobia, its respect. Leave the woman alone. You are just jealous you don't have a vagina.
Brad says – reply to this

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She looks amazing, and her husband is not gay. And for the person who asked if her career was over 10 years ago - afraid not…She's selling tons of CDs and hitting the road everywhere.
Dayrow says – reply to this

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PLEASE! LeAnn is beautiful and very sweet. I've met her many times and she's very fit and healthy. Why pick on her when you have tons of crack heads waiting to be on your site looking like shit? C'mon Perez, I like your site and read it daily, you can do better than this!
Carla says – reply to this

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She looks like Mufasa from the Lion King!
wtf says – reply to this

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What the fuck is wrong with her you fat gay fuck. I think she looks great!!. Fuck its you who need to look in the mirror you fat gay piece of shit.
marc says – reply to this

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perez…what gives? people are photoshopped on covers and you dog them out. now you're saying she should've been photoshopped more and you're dogging her. you're such a hypocritical pig. you need photoshop 24/7, hippo.
Brianna says – reply to this

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There is nothing wrong with the way she looks. Not enough real news to blog about?
Ross says – reply to this

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HEY!!!

Leave Chewbacca alone.
Moodyblue says – reply to this

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Hey Perez your an IDIOT
LeAnn Rimes is a very beautiful Woman
Luci (with an "i") says – reply to this

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Not pretty. Not pretty at all. I think it's the dress…and a not-very-flattering angle.
girl says – reply to this

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hey she's cool
Jay says – reply to this

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Gay or not, the husband is TOTALLY hot!!!!!
david says – reply to this

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and did you bother to read the headline under her name on the magazine? I think she means you too Perez.
luvsxjs says – reply to this

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wtf Perez? I realize it's your job to rip on people but seriously, stick to criticisms that are actually warranted towards celebs who deserve it. LeAnn is superbly talented and hot as hell in person. Also, do you have any proof that her hubby is gay besides the fact that he takes pride in his appearance? More than can be said for you. You've sunk to a new low.
zoe in Atlanta says – reply to this

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I actually really like her and think she's pretty.
This cover is horrible though. I'd sue.
Sarah says – reply to this

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She's really a very cute girl, but I don't like this picture at all.
RE: You've sunk to a new low. says – reply to this

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Re: luvsxjs – NO, he's been there for quite some time now.
You and I says – reply to this

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She's ugly and has always been ugly.
Kim says – reply to this

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I think she looks great! Much better than she did about 5 years ago. She's really cute and has an awesome voice, so back off Perez!
Fifi says – reply to this

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Have you SEEN her latest vid? Hotness…in a "prison/lesbian kinda way…or Hetero male fantasy kinda way
Jay says – reply to this

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She looks pretty good to me.
toobatooba says – reply to this

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What am I missing? I think she looks great
Mike says – reply to this

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Ok, Perez, you're wrong on this one. She looks fine! Better than you!

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