How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Serena Williams

Wow. Serena Williams looks like a lady! A really pretty lady, actually.

The tennis titan was all glam and fab at the premiere of The Kingdom, Monday night in LA.

Does it hurt to tuck your peen between your legs all night long???

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 10:24 am / Email this »

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MARK says – reply to this

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Still would love to nail her!
andrialynn says – reply to this

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1
Emma says – reply to this

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first!!
kytti kat says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTT

i didn't even recognize her.
natasha says – reply to this

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She looks so pretty
Uhm says – reply to this

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I don't know, does it?
fuck you perez says – reply to this

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Dude does it make her a man because she can kill the tennis ball? Seriously… your show bombed and im glad you fucking pecker wrecker. I hope you contract a bad case of dhiarea and shit yourself to death. oh and first
Moni says – reply to this

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You should know….Perez!
omg says – reply to this

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omg all those steroids are getting to her
FIRST!! says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!!
liz says – reply to this

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Wow, this is the first time I've seen where she doesn't look so manly!
Peggy says – reply to this

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She looked nice
Heather says – reply to this

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pretty
arod says – reply to this

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she looks pretty
DON says – reply to this

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FIRST?
Lyn says – reply to this

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wow, she looks great! first?
Hot says – reply to this

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scissorsandy says – reply to this

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swish

first
jul says – reply to this

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Perez always feels it necessary to be critical of women even when they look fantastic—-what a loser–what did you mommy do to you
sammantha says – reply to this

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first?
She looks really nice and theres no denying that she is a really good tennis player!
Lew says – reply to this

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Second
Daisy says – reply to this

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Perez, you nasty SOB! lol. Serena looks sensational. You're just jealous because you have no athletic ability whatsoever. Does it hurt to tuck your man-boobies into your tee shirt when you play an exhausting game of "Chutes & Ladders"?
Erin says – reply to this

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First
Mel says – reply to this

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First….and she looks great
meemy! says – reply to this

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leave her alone. she looks sweet
Fm says – reply to this

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First!
I didn't recognize her at first.
rachel says – reply to this

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I ordered you a surprise and you will NEVER guess what!
araa says – reply to this

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big feet
ash says – reply to this

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firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt bitches
Lord Hannibal says – reply to this

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Serena would get FUCKED!!!
meemy! says – reply to this

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leave her alone. she looks sweet–well, as sweet as she can…. give her that
becky, uk says – reply to this

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i find it quite comfortable tucking mine in
Kati says – reply to this

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Ew.
LL says – reply to this

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so mean you are! she is just strong and you're mad that a girl can kick your ass.
jen says – reply to this

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dfjjd
slamdunk says – reply to this

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hot tranny!
KrisP says – reply to this

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Fab!
chach says – reply to this

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FIRST! WOOHOO
meeny says – reply to this

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she looks sweet!– just give her that
Amanda says – reply to this

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Why is a strong woman, a HEALTHY woman subjected to those comments? Shouldn't we be picking on the unhealthy sticks instead?
Kate says – reply to this

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Wow this is the best I've ever seen her look!
lisa origliasso says – reply to this

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ouch! burn!
Perez's homegirl says – reply to this

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Delicately?!?! You're so mean!
KrisP says – reply to this

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Fab
BOOBOO says – reply to this

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First time I have ever seen her look like a lady and not like a dancer in a rap video
me says – reply to this

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Ew! First. She has green polish on her toes!!!
boobeebee says – reply to this

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fug
cjharper says – reply to this

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EW> Gross. She's a beast. Too many male steriods
SIZE 2 BITCHES says – reply to this

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This is the best that she had ever looked!
KBento says – reply to this

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Hahahaaha, with that skirt, her peen can still be sticking out for all we know, she could be free-balling it under there. You know you want some perez!! They say once you go black, you never go back!
sanni says – reply to this

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really cute outfit but she looks like a man…. love you perez!!!
renee says – reply to this

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She looks fabulous, stop hating Perez.
lissie o says – reply to this

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teehhe luv u heaps!
tawny says – reply to this

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noooooo… she still looks like a man.
Toni says – reply to this

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It's funny, she looks super fit off the court but when you see her at matches she looks really out of shape. Still love her though.
Tammy says – reply to this

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geez, what an ass, you never surprise anyone, the same everyday, lets be a jerk to everyone, except those I deem worthy of my adoration. What a fuc*ing ass you are, you will reap what you sow Perez.
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch: says – reply to this

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☻ DANG…she lookz awful in that drezz..she lookz like☻

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cjharper says – reply to this

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She would make a good linebacker in the NFL.
The mama says – reply to this

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she is absolutely beautiful!
Perez Hilton says – reply to this

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Why oh WHY is my ass so flabby??? Why am I so ugly??? Why are my teeth so disgusting??? Why am I going to have a heart attack soon??? Why do I look like a horse??? I WISH I WAS A REAL CELEB…
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Signed: Perez Hilton
Betty C says – reply to this

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what a lady
im not a perezzer says – reply to this

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ohh, she never looked so good before….!
nicoline says – reply to this

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i love serena williams!!!
bar says – reply to this

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nope. still convinced that her and her sister are trannies.
alesandra says – reply to this

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work it bitch!
Perez' show BOMBED ;D says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! How'd your show do in the ratings??? *snicker!* Why aren't you talking about it? ROTFLMAO
mimi says – reply to this

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you are soooo cruel perez! love you!!!!
Kelly says – reply to this

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I saw Serena play at the U.S. Open, when Henin beat her. She was ABSOLUTELY awful to the fans in the crowd. She refused to smile, wave, anyting. She was a sore looser and a brat. No love here.
im not a perezzer says – reply to this

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Re: Perez Hilton – thats sooo true!
Cheryl says – reply to this

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wow…she does look pretty in this picture…
Bergdorf's Baby says – reply to this

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DAMN! SHE IS SO HOT HERE! I LIKE TO LEAVE SOME SEEDS WITH HER!!!!

PEREZ, GET A GRIP! YOU RAG ON THE THE HEALTHY ONES (THOSE YOU ACTUALLY CONSUME MORE THAN 500 CALORIES/DAY) AND PRAISE THE STARVING ANOREXICS
meeee says – reply to this

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WOW!! she actually looks really pretty, must be a new stylist
Misael says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful, now you Perez are an ugly,fat, hairy asshole.You're a top.Uggg who the hell would bottom for you.You must pay for it.
serenashot says – reply to this

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i have to say Serena is fricken gorgeous…she has the most amazing body ive ever seen..her and venus are soo stunning….people are scared cuz theyve never seen anyone that gorgeous !
It's True says – reply to this

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That's the best I've ever seen her look.
nia says – reply to this

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you nasty homo!!!
comradewolf says – reply to this

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serena williams rocks! she doesnt look like a lady; she's IS a lady.
be nice; you're dealing with someone with exceptional talent and passion.
Dee says – reply to this

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the age old question is asked, i dunno, Perez - how DOES it feel to tuck your peen in? YOU should know the answer to that!
she still looks like a tranny to me…
Hyde says – reply to this

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Don't be such a jackass, Perez. Just because a woman has muscles doesn't mean she's a man. Grow up.
Dxm says – reply to this

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Re: Emma –
lol, allmost ^^
Hedijo says – reply to this

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my good Lord, look at those friggin feet…pretty girl, great athlete–she could be the world champ barefoot skier, jeez–great dress btw but she needs to lift her girls back up, all those muscles in her chest makes them saggy-never fun
perez is a douche says – reply to this

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Perez you are so out of shape and flabby a 2nd grader could kick your ass.
A physically fit woman must really bug you. You're a douche.
Roxy says – reply to this

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Ha Ha you said peen….:) You started to give her props… and you snatched it away. You're a meany.
jed says – reply to this

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Serena is an athlete for pete's sake! Her genetics have given her beautiful muscles that she should be (and is) proud of. I wish I could look as good. She's ALL WOMAN, Perez!
pat says – reply to this

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she looks bigger than brit, and it aint all muscle
JAMAAL says – reply to this

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THIS TRANNY HAS NICE LEGS THAT'S ABOUT ALL I WOULD SAY THOUGH. SHE WORKS OUT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH WITH THE WEIGHTS.
bill says – reply to this

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she's the fugliest nappy headed hoe of all time, ewwww!!!!!
fabulous says – reply to this

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she looks so pretty But I'm biased I think she never looks bad
Kristen says – reply to this

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Holy Crap! Her feet are monstrous!!!!!
Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this

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Perez ..you would know about the Peen comment wouldn't you.
She looks great and you are a jealous bit@h.
Your Mom goes to college says – reply to this

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Pere is always hating on women…he wishes he could be one. Serena looks awesome!! She's got the body of a goddess!!!! Her booty is out of this world too! I'm jealous but I don't hate, I congratulate!!
Your Mom goes to college says – reply to this

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Pere is always hating on women…he wishes he could be one. Serena looks awesome!! She's got the body of a goddess!!!! Her booty is out of this world too! I'm jealous but I don't hate, I congratulate!!
tim buzz says – reply to this

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How So we say your headline is overkill. Get some new material!!!!
gaby says – reply to this

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Perez, leave her alone. She's awesome!!! I love her and she looks beautiful.
Keep it up baby girl!!!
The truth says – reply to this

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BUTCH!
Thats a scary as woMAN!
BUTCH!
Thats a scary as woMAN!
BUTCH!
Thats a scary as woMAN!
BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
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BUTCH!
Thats a scary as woMAN!
BUTCH!
Thats a scary as woMAN!

HERMAFRODITES UNITE!!!
D says – reply to this

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I wish your ass would say some shit like that to someones face BILLY BOB. You'd get smacked back to the 1700's.
princess says – reply to this

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now now Perez let's not be vicious……….
drerock says – reply to this

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you're fucked up
pineapple88 says – reply to this

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serena is a fine woman in every respect. that gorgeous dress must be from her new fashion line Aneres.

you haters are pathetic.
Neneh says – reply to this

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Fuck ya'll! Anybody who wants to nail that, is a closeted homo! This bitch is ugly and so is her sister!

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Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

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And you know what? They sound like old pros!

Check out the video (above) to hear Brit Brit and Darling Demi give their thoughts on the first contestant of season two!

They both sound so GOOD! Strong and confident; it doesn't sound like either of them were nervous at all!

Bravo, ladies! We can't wait to see you in action!

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