"You're A Drug Abuser," Judge Tells Britney!
Holy shit!
A Los Angeles judge confirmed this week what we've all suspected all along, that Britney Spears still has a substance abuse problem.
And, if she wants to keep her two kids, she's gonna have to get sober and stay clean!
"Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears]," will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.
In addition to drug testing, Britney and Kevin - who still maintain 50/50 custody of Tater Tot and Small Fry - will have to both adhere to a long list of court-ordered demands:
· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.
· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
· Both parents must complete the "Parenting Without Conflict" program.
· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.
· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.
· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.
While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:
· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.
· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.
Britney Ordered To Go To School!
Here We Go Again
first
1st????
britney!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm, what was ur first clue????
I don't like the new layout=(
No corporal punishment? thats dumb.
second
its about damn time someone slapped her in the face. at least the kids will be ok, hopefully!!!!
I can't wait to find out what kind of things that girl has been taking!
Maybe she'll finally get her act together….but I doubt it.
GOOD GOOD GOOD!!!!
MAYBE THESE KIDS MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
This is private stuff, man.
damnit 1st????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loves it
I wish all parents would abide by these rules!!
oh brit.
BOUT DAMN TIME.
What a fucked up place we live in.
wow
Who thinks she will ever recover from the drug addiction, career disaster, and skank image? I can't see it happening.
"Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children."
that sounds like it could present a problem.
BRITNEY, YOU CAN DO THIS. GET IT TOGETHER ASAP. YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, AND IF THEY WERE TO BE PERMANENTLY TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU, YOU WOULD REGRET IT FOREVER. TAKE CONTROL. BE AN ADULT. STOP DRINKING. STOP DOING DRUGS. GO TO COUNCELLING. DO EVERY SINGLE THING THE JUDGE IS TELLING YOU TO DO. DO IT FOR SEAN AND JAYDEN. DO IT FOR YOUR FAMILY. AND DO IT FOR YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SMART GIRL, YOU JUST GOT MISLED AND ARE IN A BAD DIRECTION. YOU CAN FIX THIS! JUST GET YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT, AND LOOK FORWARD. I
whatevs.
Shes so fucked..Bitch's urine is so dirty that if she peed outside coca and pot plants would start growing..K fed cant smoke weed anymore but now britney cant do coke,meth,heroin,pot,pills,k,xtc,etc etc..And if etc was a drug she"d do that too..
second? well from what it seems…at least she can still see her kids
Wow!
hopefully stopping drugs will help her get rid of the bloated face syndrome.
OMG!!!!!
Only read the headline now i gotta read the story.
Shes a mess….wow im in disbelief! …How did she become so white trailer trash druggie crazy?
SHOUT OUT TO BLONDIE PEW!! NOT BRITNEY JANIE PEW YOU ARE AWFUL TO OTHER BLOGGERS
omfg this is shocking! Poor Britney.
Both of em will screw up, those kids will be put up for adoption
This is just pathetic. She doesn't even interest me anymore.
that's why she tested negative for all drugs when she was in rehab, which the press likes to never mention, but promises stated in february
Is this really news to anyone? Not really much of a surprise.
i believe in you!
SHE MAKES ME SICK. SHE IS MENTALLY ILL. WHAT A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!
Thank goodness! They need to get their act together. It's sad that it had to come down to this level.
I feel really bad for those kids but at least maybe now they'll have a fighting chance…
2nddd?!!!
THANK GOD!!!!!!!
THANK HEAVENS!!!!!!!!!
THANK THAT JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
That is one SMART JUDGE. This order is EXACTLY what Britney needs to get her SHIT TOGETHER
about fucking time
Second.
This is what I am talking about, this is what she needs. If they would have given Kevin full custody of those kids, Britney may have just killed herself. Now some justice is being done and she doesn't have to worry about Kevin getting any of her money. Gooooooooooo BRITNEY
Why dont they test you Perez for Meth.!!! ooops was I not to say that
Those poor kids are doomed…
take those poor babies away from her!! nobody else wold be allowed to keep their kids under those conditions.
Hey! Maybe she'll do a duet album with Heidi Montag between classes! I mean what else are two bleached-out cokeheads who can't sing or dance to do?
Hmmm…I just don't see her following through on this. I hope she gets herself together not only for her kids but for herself as well. I think she needs to leave Hollywood for a while.
wow i can't believe she's gonna have to go through all this…poor britney!
US Magazine???? THATS your credible source…….give me a break
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HEADLINES ABOUT THIS BITCH'S SUICIDE!! FUCK ALL U FUGLY BRIT FANS!!!
Britney sucks!
While neither of them is a good parent overall, it is amazing tht the court found that Federline was the better parent given that he has fewer conditions.
shit i am scared for her safety - i hope she doesnt go the other way and rebel against all this and totally lose the plot doing harm to herself!!! i hope that this will be the start to her recovery! God bless those kids!
this is pretty much abuse…i think its time to take the kids away…or get mama spears to take care of them..
HA!! SHES ALL FUCKED UP ON DRUGS NOW AS MOST PEOPLE ALREADY SUSPECTED… EXCEPT DELUSIONAL RETARDS… WHAT DO FANS HAVE TO SAY? YOU GONNA SAY ITS OK AND ITS FINE TO PUT HER BABIES HEALTH IN DANGER AND TO PUT THEM AROUND DRUGS JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS YOUR IDOL BACK IN 1999????? IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
HA!! SHES ALL FUCKED UP ON DRUGS NOW AS MOST PEOPLE ALREADY SUSPECTED… EXCEPT DELUSIONAL RETARDS… WHAT DO FANS HAVE TO SAY? YOU GONNA SAY ITS OK AND ITS FINE TO PUT HER BABIES HEALTH IN DANGER AND TO PUT THEM AROUND DRUGS JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS YOUR IDOL BACK IN 1999????? IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
HA!! SHES ALL FUCKED UP ON DRUGS NOW AS MOST PEOPLE ALREADY SUSPECTED… EXCEPT DELUSIONAL RETARDS… WHAT DO FANS HAVE TO SAY? YOU GONNA SAY ITS OK AND ITS FINE TO PUT HER BABIES HEALTH IN DANGER AND TO PUT THEM AROUND DRUGS JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS YOUR IDOL BACK IN 1999????? IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm having Britney overdose….. totally overexposed!
HE DIDN'T CALL HER A DRUG ABUSER YOU DOUCHE! HE JUST WANTS HER TO GET SOME HELP
Perez…Relating to the title: How can you put quotes around something that the judge who you are stating said the comment, never said. Your a stupid ass.
Those kids are fucked.
Does it say anywhere she has to wear panties?
finally a judge that does something— instead of letting these celebs stay out of control. this may end up being britney's saving grace- those children may save her life by making her clean up her act. let's hope… it's a shame that kevin doesn't have to be drug tested, too…
wow! i can't wait to hear what stuff she was taking too!
as a wise woman always says
"girl you need to get to getting"
re #30 BLONDIE POOP IS THAT YOU?
SOMEONE FINALLY PUT THIS BITCH IN HER PLACE! NO ONE COULD CONTROL HER!!! SO SAD!
I wonder if she'll be able to release her album by Nov. 13th… Doesn't look like she'll have enough time promoting it since she'll be with her coach….
hopefully all these therapy sessions and drug testing will help britney get her act together,i really wish her the best
No corporeal punishment? Were there any accusations by either side that there was physical abuse to either child? Otherwise, not being a Bible thumper, "spare the rod and spoil the child."
WHY are you making such a big deal out of this? NOTHING has changed - they still have 50/50 custody. Everything the judge listed is pretty typical. And if the drugs/booze were so prevelant, there is NO way he would allow her to have even joint custody. Hopefully, this will be the kick in the behind she needs to get back on track. And HOPEFULLY, K-fed will focus on the best interests of his kids - not his wallet. Sheesh!
DAMN! that's rough, but maybe it's all for the best.
DO IT FER YER BABIES BRITT!!
it is speed? it's got to be speed. it took over all the trailor parks in this country, it's just fitting.
I'm totally willing to adopt those boys I have 2 boys (ages 4 &2) of my own. Maybe I could be Brit's new assistant and help her on how to raise two boys. If she can just comply with the court she'll be alright!
FUCK YES! YOU'RE NOT GONNA PASS A PISS TEST YOU DIRTY SLUT! I never thought I'd say this but…
I HOPE KEVIN GETS THE KIDS.
Re: jacqueline – you're an idiot. that people were hoping for her to do well doesn't mean they wanted a blind eye turned to her substance abuse issues. you're clearly just a jealous hater… why are you cheering so hard for such bad news? you need to take a look at yourself.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY THREW THE BOOK AT THE BITCH.
BOTH OF THEM ACTUALLY.
THEY ASKED FOR IT.
JUICY!
If it was anyone else there kids would have already been taken away
Even the JUSTICE system is giving her chances. If she f*cks this up, she's done. Stop feeling sorry for her. She did this to herself and she obv NEEDS HELP if a judge is making her (and Fed) follow all those guidelines.
Gurl lets take this one day at a time, one court-order demand at a time to reach a positive outcome. We (as in the blog/magazine/cooler readers) probably don't even know half of the information of your ordeal so take this shiz serious cuz it'll probably be your only chance. PS tater tot and fry believe in you
oh my gosh!
Perez u act like Britney drug abuse is something new. after all wasnt it you who always doodles on her pic's and say she drugged out. So why u making a show. ooooo I forget your a queen and you thing is DRAMA.
GREAT to be a YOUNG MOTHER!!!! WOOHOO!!!
passing twice-weekly random drug tests… yeah, that's gonna happen.
SEEMS VERY VERY VERY REASONABLE AND FAIR. ITS IN BRITNEY'S BEST INTEREST TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER, THIS IS HER LAST CHANCE!
well this is good news…if she is addicted…she will get help, hopefully … this is a good way to strong arm her to seek it…at least she hasn't lost custody of her kids. we all knew something was up with britney-
As much as I think the media invades the privacy of celebrities to the extreme, for once good was done. Without all of the media attention, I doubt Britney's brand of motherhood could've been proven, much less her being taken to task over it. Hopefully, Kevin will keep his nose clean just to be a good parent and person, and not just because he's following his lawyer's advice. Good luck to the kids!
STUPID,CHILDISH, IRRESPONDSIBLE,SELF ABSORBED, SELF IMPORTANT BITCH
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
CARE MORE ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING HIGH THEN STAYING HOME WITH YOUR KIDS? YOUR JUST A RICH GUTTER WHORE. IF YOU DIDNT HAVE ALL THE FAME AND THE MONEY TO PAY THE MANNIES TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU WHILE YOU FUCK AROUND AND GET HIGH, YOUR KIDS WOULD BE GONE BY NOW. YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY THAT 50 MILLION PEOPLE WERE BUYING YOUR RECORDS AT ONE POINT. WAY TO USE YOUR SUCCESS WISELY. GROW THE FUCK UP.
Can Brit Brit get legit? I am starting to feel sorry for her, but if you have ever seen a drug addict's life spiral, you know she has a lot more to loose before she will get it. I hope for the sake of her kids, that this is a wake up call. Otherwise we will have another MJ on the tabloids hands…….No manager, no lawyer, no drugs…..whats a girl to do?
Those kids belong in my care!! I’ve always wanted kids of my own but never had them (at least not legally)! I know what being a caring father is all about and would have an extremely close bond with these 2 lovely boys especially tater tot! Who came up with that name? Regardless we would all share a bed and watch cartoons!
Gimme Gimme more…Gimme more…Gimme Gimme more!!!!!
Re: Brittany – you're wrong. drug addicts, drunks, and abusers get to keep their kids all the time- the system can't deal with all of the kids in bad homes. britney is actually getting extra scrutiny b/c two parents are fighting for the kids- but the system allows kids to stay in bad homes all the time.
What does a mom have to do to lose her children? Drug use seriously isn't enough? Sad.
This is why stupid people shouldn't pro create
OBVIOUSLY the Judge musta not thought K-fed was all that good of a parent if he didnt take the away from Britney. and it's funny how the Judge said no one can HIT those kids including spouses. hmmm Britney doesnt have a boyfriend. could he be speaking of SHARFED.??
Re: thatz right bitch – YOU AND THIS WITCH THAT GOES BY BLONDIE SHOULD HOOK UP. I SWEAR YOU 2 ARE ONE IN THE SAME. TOO WEIRD
i'd say the "no corporal punishment" thing was put in because brit brit likely doesn't understand the difference between a swat on the butt and a slap to shut a kid up.
Re: JESS –
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS ASKED TO GET HELP FOR DRUGS? IT MEANS ITS A PROBLEM YOU STUPID FUCK, I SHOULD BITCH SLAP YOU FOR BEING SUCH A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well I guess she will lose the kids with that laundry list
lets start a pool, start picking dates she loses the kids
Thank God the judge has a brain!!!
I hope for the sake of the kids that she get's it under control soon!!!