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The Pulp Fiction director shows up at The Golden Age of Couture VIP gala in London on Tuesday night.

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I'd give Quentin Tarantino a blow job because _________.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Carling says – reply to this


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      because he's fuckin quentin tarantino! who cares if he's good looking? he's fuckin amazing!

    2. GP says – reply to this


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      …because otherwise he might kill me!

    3. glinka says – reply to this


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      His dick probably looks better than his face.

    4. dan seth says – reply to this


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      hottie

    5. hhhhh says – reply to this


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      first

    6. staci says – reply to this


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      he's desperate

    7. hhhhh says – reply to this


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      second

    8. hhhhh says – reply to this


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      second

    9. Ayanna says – reply to this


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      Because this man is brilliant at what he does!…..Thats what makes him sexy.

    10. kalaguna2000 says – reply to this


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      3rd!!!

    11. hayward says – reply to this


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      omg good movies but ew guy!

    12. Lilmizz says – reply to this


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      Perez Rocks!!!

    13. amber says – reply to this


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      ewww!!!!!!!

    14. INDIRA says – reply to this


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      BECAUSE HE HAS MADE MOST OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES! LOL

    15. victoria says – reply to this


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      ewww, i would not

    16. Olive says – reply to this


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      He's Quentin Fucking Tarantino. I'd pulp his fiction any day.

    17. LISA says – reply to this


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      Thats just wrong !! :)

    18. lola says – reply to this


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      ….he's Quentin Tarantino!!!

    19. sarah says – reply to this


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      hes hot.

    20. Y says – reply to this


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      PEREZ I THINK YOUD GIVE ANYBODY A BLOWJOB.
      YOU FAT,SMELLY,GREASY FAG PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!–ok, I would so give Quentin a BJ because he is brilliant, a true genius…love True Romance, one of the best movies I've ever seen!!!!

    22. liz says – reply to this


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      he's zexy1 1st

    23. britneyrocks says – reply to this


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      He's rich

    24. Lustyg says – reply to this


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      Because Perez Hilton told me to.

    25. jackdope says – reply to this


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      YOU'D BLOW ANY DICK, that's why

    26. liz says – reply to this


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      he's so zzzexy! 1st

    27. Nezzy says – reply to this


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      Because someone had a gun to my head. He's gross!

    28. wastedOne says – reply to this


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      cuz you're a fame-whore-slut who blows everyone!

    29. rebecca birman says – reply to this


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      becouse he has made such a great movie's.

    30. moriah says – reply to this


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      because he has a gun to my head

    31. paul says – reply to this


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      because the choice was between him and Dick Cheney

    32. slutster says – reply to this


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      because I'm a total whore and would blow anyone….

    33. slutster says – reply to this


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      because I'm a total whore and would blow anyone….

    34. OMG! says – reply to this


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      "I'm deaf, dumb and blind and STARVING…..and I was led to believe 'it' was a wiener!"

    35. Mary says – reply to this


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      I could then sell my story to the papers
      and make £££££
      LOL

    36. jet says – reply to this


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      you're hot perez

    37. valley girl says – reply to this


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      hes my fucken idol!!

    38. Sivan says – reply to this


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      he'd put me in his movie

    39. kaydee says – reply to this


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      BECAUSE HE"S QUENTIN TARANTINO!

    40. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      3 HIT WONDER……….."RESEVOIR DOGS" "PULP FICTION" & "THAT MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE W- THE FANTASTIC COLORS & GOOD PLOT TWIST"…….he is cool in my book!!!………lets not forget "jackie brown" & "From Dusk till dawn" entertaining films……….your writers are so jealous, they would hate me.

    41. simplyv says – reply to this


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      I can damnit!

    42. tami says – reply to this


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      he makes hot movies!!!!!

    43. BBGUN says – reply to this


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      because I close my eyes when I give BJs and that way I won't have to see his God awful face.

    44. umm says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY WOULD!! she lacks taste in men and she's a whore. but i sure as fuck never ever would touch this gross fucker!

    45. Molly says – reply to this


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      because then, I would get a line in his next movie. Isn't that how Kathy Griffin ended up in Pulp Fiction?

    46. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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      What makes you even imagine that???? A bit disgusting Perez!

    47. SassyVixen says – reply to this


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      Hes got Megabucks!!! And I would suck that wallet right out of his cock!!!!!!!!

    48. mama says – reply to this


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      …he'd probably make really funny noises.

    49. Kay says – reply to this


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      he promised to never put Rose McGowan in another movie again if I did.

    50. Kay says – reply to this


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      he promised to never put Rose McGowan in another movie again if I did.

    51. Charlie Dynamite says – reply to this


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      cause I'm P-p rez and am discustingly gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    52. rachel says – reply to this


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      Because doing sexual favors in Hollywood seems to get you ahead, right Perez? LOVE YA!

    53. cudahy says – reply to this


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      i don't care who u r…..blow jobs r fo ho's….i ain't one!!!!!!!!!!

    54. laura says – reply to this


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      i want to be in kill bill 3!

    55. becks23 says – reply to this


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      cause he has no teeth

    56. ILL says – reply to this


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      CAUSE YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD!!!!

    57. tramp says – reply to this


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      HE IS RICH AND HAS KICK ASS MOVIES!!

    58. ch says – reply to this


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      Re: Y

      Perfectly said!

    59. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      sorry perezs' peeps, read it wrong?!?……oopsy,,,cereza mo' betta, descanso nessisto para vida, bonjoir…………

    60. trish says – reply to this


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      Like Shar Jackson
      (you know, the future WINNER of celebrity rap star) once said in an interview …"he loves chocolate"

    61. c0urt says – reply to this


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      um, because hes quentin fucking tarantino?

    62. QUENTIN TARANTINO'S MOM says – reply to this


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      He's used to the way i do it!!

    63. TRASHY says – reply to this


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      Re: cudahy – PRUDES HAVE NO PLACE ON PEREZ

    64. crise says – reply to this


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      cuz if i dont he'll kill me. plus…he's rich.

    65. $care-ho says – reply to this


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      …..he deserves one.

    66. daisy says – reply to this


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      He has a lot of fucking money and maybe he'll get me preggers and have to give me money! Plus his gap turns me on!

    67. tomas says – reply to this


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      i wouldn't

    68. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      He's Rich! lol … SUGAR DADDY!

    69. combustino8 says – reply to this


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      because you're a raging homo.

    70. Pooppo says – reply to this


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      Because your name is Perez Hilton you fat piece of shit

    71. Em says – reply to this


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      because of his big five head and the fact that he has a toe fettish.

    72. Rob says – reply to this


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      because I love balding, sweaty dirty men

    73. lollie says – reply to this


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      the only reason would be if his dick spewed hot creamy chocolate into the back of my throat…..otherwise, not a chance pal.

    74. I love you Q says – reply to this


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      It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

    75. MikeRowe says – reply to this


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      "….it is just one more 'DIRTY JOB' that someone has to do!"

    76. laila says – reply to this


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      ….because it would keep him and his snaggle teeth from giving you one???

    77. sienna says – reply to this


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      I’d give Quentin Tarantino a blow job because…

      He's famous

      and I like to suck cocks

    78. Homo says – reply to this


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      I want to star in his next big movie! I'll just close my eyes and think "BRAD PITT"

    79. Get a freakin clue bitches says – reply to this


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      Perez's mouth is too sore…..ewww i wouldn't touch quint…nasty mf er

    80. james says – reply to this


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      he's a douche and his movies suck… oh wait - i messed this one up.

    81. j-lo says – reply to this


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      because his man-juice will get you JACKED!!

    82. Divine says – reply to this


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      death proof was certainly the best movie so far this year

      even tho none of you tasteless americans watched it

      booooo

    83. kim says – reply to this


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      Perez you fat cow !! Is there any dick you wouldn't suck ?

    84. jennzz says – reply to this


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      I have finally after all these years,, gained HUGE respect for this man,, after going to the movies and actually enjoying myself,,*GRINDHOUSE* that was the best shit i've seen in years at the theater,, damn,, this guy is rockin,,
      love this style he displayed in the Grindhouse ,,
      love love love him now!
      please,, more Grindhouse

    85. Beth says – reply to this


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      because he's fucking awesome!

    86. cassie says – reply to this


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      then i wouldn't have to look at his fugly face!

    87. elyse says – reply to this


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      because he is a film god.

    88. JenH says – reply to this


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      he appears to have Go-Down's Syndrome….

    89. jennzz says – reply to this


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      Re: Divine
      hey,, u,,, Divine,, i watched it,, and LOVED it,,
      it was totally amazing,,I was blown away,,
      and the real people,, real movie fans, that were in the theater with me,, they enjoyed it too,, it was an awesome movie experience I shall never forget,, I felt like I was in a special club ,, viewing this movie at the 11pm showing that night,, with true fans of what a Grindhouse movie was,,
      so you are not alone,,
      :-)
      wow,, someone with taste on here besides me,,
      can we be friends?
      haha

    90. wannabe says – reply to this


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      So I can post pic and your fat nasty ass can share it with the world

    91. Reservoir Dog says – reply to this


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      he is pure genius!

      reservoir dogs
      jackie brown
      pulp fiction
      sin city [guest directing]

    92. badboy69 says – reply to this


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      …. i'd want it nice and hard to put in my ass. I bet it's huge!

    93. rob says – reply to this


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      Bcuz you're a washed up, old movie star who needs a career boost, or bcuz you're Uma T.

    94. RoFAn says – reply to this


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      So I could spit it back into his mouth and cover that tooth space.

    95. jaNEWTR says – reply to this


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      i like taco sauce

    96. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      …………I Don't like Uma Thurman any more,,,dye your hair Black again, baby girl,,,,,,,,,seriously……………….LATER LOSERS,,hahahahahahaha PEREZ STILL SUCKS & this my first ditch day off in weeks!!!! lolol "white pen" rocks dude, freak'in hillarious, late.

    97. ? says – reply to this


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      because if it were the other way around and he tried to give ME a blowjob, my dick would get caught between those two fugly teeth of his

    98. Dawn says – reply to this


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      …Because with those little teeth he could return some kind of favor!

    99. John Waterz says – reply to this


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      …because I was drowning and there was oxygen in his balls

    100. maggie says – reply to this


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      ….I'm lazy.,and that chin looks like a good point to lay my weary head down

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