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Sweet Yet BitterBritney Spears Shows Up And Walks Out Of X Factor Auds?
And let the dramz games begin!
Yesterday, The X Factor season two auditions kicked off in Austin, TX with its new judging panel of Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, LA Reid and Simon Cowell!
Everything seemed to be off to a great start...that is, until Mz. Brit Brit was nowhere to be found!!!
Midway through the show, after a hopeful got up and “butchered” Brit’s Hold It Against Me, she supposedly got up and walked out!
Four contestants came and went and Britney was STILL missing!
After the audience was left wondering where she could have gone, reportedly, it was revealed that Britney
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haha! i was first bitches!!!!
ewww
hes fucking ugly
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What the eff?
He's just too cool……
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
PEREZ MAY YOUR DICK FALL OFF OR SHRINK !
He's ugly… but atleast he's sorta funny… kinda…. abit….
sweet!
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Love John Mayer
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that was so stoops. i do that everytime i go to the grocery store.
mmm yummy~~
ahhhahahah #9
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Aww he isn't a fug I think he is a hottie!
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Re: celestial – He's hot! And tall! I love hot and tall…
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ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he's funny
omg! how much do i freakin love him!!
not so much the purple (?) suit tho… but he totally pulls it of!!
loving the hair!!
If the superpower is to make me cream my panties, it worked. So hottttt!!!
I don't like his music but I think he's very funny.
hahhahahah that's hella funny!!! what is THAT!
what the fuck was that shit about. he has all the super powers of a fool
FUG????????????????? Perez you would love to be as fugly as him or have a boyfriend as fugly as him. He is a young, gorgeous hot hot hottie!!!! You on the other hand are a big old fat fat fattie!!!!!!
HOTTIE !!!!
he is STUNNING.
he is being a nutthead but still manages to look sexy as hell.
the guys a legend.
look at his body, his lips, his hair.
GORGEOUS.
that was a waste of my time
the fugs is you.john mayer is totally gorgeous.also very talented.you are jealous.
Thats quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen. That is about 15 seconds of my life i wish i could get back. Thanks perez.
what a self righteous wanker
I saw him at Monday's concert in London and he was wearing the red suit. I thought he looked great, but he was soo grumpy at the show and after. I don't think he wanted to be there.
Re: Jezzie –
i don't think so but his sense of humor makes him cute-ish. I mean atleast he doesn't think his sh!t don't stink like alot of other celebs out there.
THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. WHAT WAS THAT
He's a cutie
Damn! I want him real bad.
That was HILARIOUS! I think he has a great sense of humour
PEREZ U SHOULD POST THE NEW ASHLEE SIMPSON SONG, IT'S FUCKING GOD AWFUL LMFAO!!!
Why sir you've made it the #4 most watch video on youtube today hahaha WTG
Wow. Just wow.
haha thats cute
He's kinda creepy looking.
How many celebrtities would film themselves doing silly things like this? Not very many. This is one of the many reasons I like John Mayer so much!
john mayer is not fug! that was so hot!
John Mayer's not fug but his outfit is….what the fuck is he thinking? Such a cheesy trick, but you can't help but love him.
Love you P-Nasty!
I love him. I don't care WHAT kind of faces he makes. That sense of humor would work on me without the handsome face and awesome musical talent. JOHN, IF YOU FINDYOURSELF WISHING YOU COULD GET YOU A BIG OLE SLAB OF PASTY, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT MOTHER OF TWO, I'M IN LOUISIANA!
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen! I feel stupider for watching it!
He is such a DORK! I like it!
oh my god he is so hottt. have you seen him in the new Gap ads? sexiest shots EVER.
LMAO wow john wow! he cracks me up…LOVE IT
He did the same thing with my legs one time. My legs just opened for him quicker than the sliding doors.
OK, I just fell in love with him. He's a dork. I Love dorks!!!
What a Douche.
He's no dork, he's a moron. I keep waiting for him to just go away
He is the Hall and Oates of this generation. B o r i n g !
Damn he is tall. And hot.
Ugh, and I am officially DUNZO with him, and his autism-tastic face.
FUG? he is hot!
He looks like Willy Wonka!
John Mayer is an idiot. First off, anyone who would write "your body is a wonderland" about Jennifer Love Hewitt… well, that goes without saying. (We all know that was code for "holy shit, I'm fucking my first quasi-celeb!") Second, the video 'public apology' he self-released about backstage pit bull fighting is quite possibly the worst high school football player humor I've ever heard. Say it with me… Full of Ourselves?
lol such a goofball, I love it.
what was that?
WHAT THE FUCK> WHAT A LOSER > WEEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK> WHAT A LOSER > WEEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!Re: Xandaira – amen and i quote full of ourselves. he's such an ass wannabe punk
Re: Xandaira – he wrote your body is a wonderland before he met jennifer love hewit
i think he's cute… not "fug" and his awesome sense of humor makes him even more attractive…
He's lovely.
I think hes a huge dork but i love it. he's not fug. Perez is just jealous cuz John Mayer wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole!
delicious! can't understand a word he says when he sings, but man, i wanna climb him like ajungle gym!
Re: gillianfg –
Hi Gillian, I was at the show on monday too, thought it was brilliant, though he wasn't that talkative… just wondering what you meant by he was moody afterwards, did you see him afterwards??! What was he like?
I love him! How freakin' silly is he? On top of being just so talented. Mannnnnn, if I was Jess I would still be heart broken over losing him too!!!!
fuck you bitches, john mayer is fucking amazinggg.
All I meant was exactly what you said, he wasn't very chatty. I did see him when he was leaving the hall and there were people waiting to get an autograph or picture and he was not stopping for anyone. Whatever, it had started to rain and he just seemed a little grumpy. The show was great, I was just expecting a little more enthusiasm, I guess.
I FUCKING LOVE JOHN MAYER!!!!!
Cool, thanx for replying. Yup he wasn't really really enthused but I've never seen him live before so don't have much to compare it to. I hope he wasn't hating London I'd LOVE him to do more gigs over here. Though he truly doesn't seem that rock n' roll - I was by the stage door during the interval and overheard a conversation between what looked to be his 'roadies' (they all had VIP passes - geez, I was half tempted to ask which one I needed to blow to get one but got a grip on myself) they were talking about having to throw a special guest out of a concert in Colombia 'coz he kept putting his drinks on an amp worth like $70,000 - one was saying 'is that what you would do in your own home?' I just thought - AW, so sweet!!
whatever, john mayer is fucking gorgeous, really sweet and funny! i like him because he dumped jessica simpson.
Re: Dill –
Aww, very cool. You know, this was the first time I have seen him live too, so perhaps I'm judging a bit too hastily. I still love him and I'm really suprised I didn't throw my body at him!
I love John Mayer ! He;s awesome
John Mayer = talented, good looking
Perez = talks about celebrities for a living, fat, multi-colored hair
ok this video just goes to prove what we already knew all along: john mayer is beyond talented, beautiful (love the new hair!) and he's got a wicked sense of humour. AND that red suit kills!!!! You would love to be this "fugly" perez.
DUDE…What's up with the red velvet suit??????? And don't you think it's time to come up with a new nickname for him????? He is sooooooooo not Fugly!!!!! Want to know what I call him? MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!
Definatley a fug. I hate him.
johnny boy is miiiiiine.
gosh man.
you don't gat any hotter.
boy boy.
& he's hilarious.
emmmm.
Re: MYSTICGODDESS –
he's my future husband =].
haha thats gold.
Don't you get it?! Fugs stands for Fookin' Unbelievably Gorgeous Skrew in prezzers mind- he Loooovvvvveeeees him some Johnny and so do I. Simply adorable and funny!
btw the red velvet suit is from his first gig at the Royal Albert Hall in LONDON on mon sep 17th…i was lucky enough to go on the 18th and he was AMAZING. he is so funny like this clip shows but his true talent is being an amazing songwriter who can play the crazy out of a guitar! you guys just dont appreciate!
Re: Vivian –
to bad.
he's taken.
by me…. hehe.
he's such a cocky idiot a-hole. i HATE that guy. beyond fugs
Fugs make these just to get attention. He needs to keep this retarded crap to himself. I can't wait for the next round of Fugs and Jugs pictures to surface.
They are so fuck up in the head.
omg hes sooo hott!
im pretty sure that velvet suit is what he wore to his show at RAH on the 17th. maybe thats where he is in that vid!
btw, that was the #1 most viewed video of a musician on youtube today.
Re: june – i'm no longer heartbroken…we just had sex last week in New York!! Let me tell you, he was soooooo fantastic in bed!!! Damn, he's such a hottie! He really knows how to satisfy me…Johnny, I love you baby!
Yeah he was with her.
Jessica do not have any self respect, because the man clearly only wants to use her in the middle of the night, then will not own up to the fact that he even talk to her. We know he leak reports of her hounding him…but the thing is, Jugs sneaks out to him any way when he diss her so bad. Jugs you really have a poor self image how can you expect anyone else to have respect for you.
Yeah he was with her.
Jessica do not have any self respect, because the man clearly only wants to use her in the middle of the night, then will not own up to the fact that he even talk to her. We know he leak reports of her hounding him…but the thing is, Jugs sneaks out to him any way when he diss her so bad. Jugs you really have a poor self image, how can you expect anyone else to have respect for you.
that's hilarious, i karate kick at the doors
FUG?!?!?!
Hottttieeeeeee
And he's all environmental and crap too!
hahaha
he's cuuuute
but that video is lame.
a little
its kinda cute too.
he's so cute. his sense of humor makes it all the better : )
oh what i wouldn't do…
Re: I believe that – I don't think he's using her…they used to be inseparable when they were boyfriend/girlfriend, so i'm not surprised if there are still some feelings between them even after the split…
This is ugly? Seriously? Wow….
He looks of perfection, those lips, those eyes, that hair…. Anything but fug. Come on now, seriously.