The British Britney

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss > Fashion Smashion

People forget that in addition to being a pAArty animal, Kate Moss is also a mom. But motherhood isn't going to stop the supermodel from having a really good time.

Tuesday night, Pete Doherty's ex went out for fun night on the town. By the time she returned home later that evening, things had gotten so destroyed that her dress had rips and tears all over and she had to wrap the bottom of her dress around her waist like a skirt.

Rock 'n' roll!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 9:46 am / Email this »

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Sweet says – reply to this

1

Yikes
Christian says – reply to this

2

Off with her cokehead already!
TOM CRUISE IS A WASHED UP GAY MIDGET says – reply to this

3

ANOTHER FUCKING TRAIN WRECK…WHERE DO THEY COME FROM????
Vicky says – reply to this

4

first!!
CRACK WHORE says – reply to this

5

FIRST
Mel says – reply to this

6

What!
christian says – reply to this

7

gosh i guess the hideous dress convention went bad
Guerita says – reply to this

8

Pretty clever of her to do that with the dress. Looks good.
Ciro says – reply to this

9

Well, she knows how to party. Although I don't think we'll be seeing her in Vouge any time soon…
pookster says – reply to this

10

eww
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Damn Perez, you get up hella early.
ines says – reply to this

12

the dess was horrible
ii says – reply to this

13

blah but she is ugly. How did she become a model with that lazy eye ? was it the cocaine and sex ?
britfan#1 says – reply to this

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why doesnt anyone go after her like they do brit?
first
MONEY CAN'T BUY COMMON SENSE says – reply to this

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THESE WOMEN NEED TO STOP HANGING AROUND WITH LOSER DRUG ADDICTS WHO ARE NOTHING BUT ENABLERS!!!!

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BEING A MOTHER IS A BIG RESPONSIBLITY AND THEY SHOULD NOT ENDANGER THEIR CHILDREN.

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GROW UP AND GO TO REHAB!!YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH MONEY….NO MORE EXCUSES!!!
Fred Goldman says – reply to this

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3rd
crackwhore says – reply to this

17

what on earth could she have possibly been doing?
weTHEPEOPLE says – reply to this

18

.

she's not that smart

that was someone else's idea

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1213 says – reply to this

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omg,she s goin crazy!!!!!!!what the hells d matter wid her???she s a succesfull supermodel and she acting like a rockstar?she needs to clean up her act and so do all of u losers!!!
lora says – reply to this

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HOW YO MAKE A KATE MOSS DOLL:

START WITH A POPCICLE STICK, NOW WHITTLE AWAY!!
kayla says – reply to this

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ew what a mess.
:|
CC says – reply to this

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I have to say it looks better wrapped around her waist.
liztron says – reply to this

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she sucks
liztron says – reply to this

24

she sucks
MIMI says – reply to this

25

TRAINWRECK!!!
Jules says – reply to this

26

she's gross…
lin says – reply to this

27

that dress is super fug!
Andie says – reply to this

28

Woohooo having fun
KrisP says – reply to this

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That dress needed to be destroyed!
mega says – reply to this

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That is the FUGLIEST Dress I've been in a long time. Even her own Topshop stuff if better than that. Wonder how it got ripped???
wee scottish girl says – reply to this

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ppl go on bout brits parenting but look at skank moss and all that she does and the losers she takes home to her kid. her kid will b so proud to one day see the pics of her mom snorting coke, well thats if she is not a coke head herself.
Miriam says – reply to this

32

Mother=Saint?
crap says – reply to this

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wat a fugly dressssss!
Anita Mann says – reply to this

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LOL. That ugly shit probably got torn up by the fashion police.
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch: says – reply to this

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Crack whore….Uro=trazh…who carez about thiz zkanK?

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ava says – reply to this

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I like the dress, it's vintage couture that the class less Moss has destroyed in a few hours of drinking.
nancita says – reply to this

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hmmmm…well, it certainly is making a statement, isn't it?
mebbe it's from her newest line of BAD PROM DRESSES FROM THE PAST
wear them, tear them, and scare them!
what a progressive idea for such a line.
webms says – reply to this

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#3 "TOM CRUISE IS A WASHED UP GAY MIDGET" = best screen name ever! lmao
Neneh says – reply to this

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I would say that's an improvement from the before version! That dress reminds me of what the angel was wearing that we used to put on our Christmas tree when I was a kid! And that 80's hair and makeup! How is this skank ever considered a fashion icon? She's through and not news worthy! Next!
mega says – reply to this

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Now that's a Bad Bridesmaid Dress!!!!!!!
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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Damn that girl looks like she is a whole lot of fun!
Simon says – reply to this

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British press states that some 'drunken person stepped on her 3ft train' which of course pulled at all those antique (yes, this dress is apparently an antique for this particular event) threads. This is what not to wear when you are a crack head, loser loving hoe who earns more money than most honest hard people earn in a lifetime. Save the dress, shoot the girl.
awesome betch says – reply to this

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who the shit cares? why aren;t women allowed to have fun?
lovekatemoss says – reply to this

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that is how CHEAP freaking designer clothes are!! They suck! Complete waste of money.
kates right nostril says – reply to this

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look kate loves to party and im sure a huge chunk of you readers do too , why cant she have fun ?? and i dont care what anyone says even after days of partyin and doin whatever drugs she (and about 80% of celebrities do) she always looks good. so she has a tear on her dress , havent we all done that? shes nothing like britney who consistently embarasses herself in public by goin kickerless lookin totally trashed and wrecked and her fashion sense is a disgrace.
now im sure kates been doin a lot of drugs and partyin for a lot longer than britney but there are literally only a handful of pics you could actually critisise about her , she does it in private and still looks hot (the coke incident was a complete setup anyone could fall for that)
needstheloo says – reply to this

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The difference between Kate and Britney - in terms of public perception - is that Kate has, when interviewed, been honest about drug taking, partying etc, whereas Britney (and Paris, and Lindsay) all put on this bullshit front about being entirely sober when they're blatantly not.
ew says – reply to this

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what an ugly dress!
kate says – reply to this

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she went out, who wants a skirt that drags on the ground?? she looks hot both ways. go kate!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Kate's dress looks like it
was attacked by Pete's cat going
through cocaine withdrawl!
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
woman hater says – reply to this

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your values are like something from the 1950's. What about the dads? You can be a mother and have a social life ya know.
RayRay says – reply to this

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Just goes to show that expensive stuff is just crap with a huge price tag on it!
Come on, look at it, if it was at K-Mart, you would make fun of it!!! LOL
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Re: nancita –
Number 38 Nancita is so right!!!
Jen says – reply to this

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Is it just me or are our stars all seriously cracking out??? Maybe it's the increase in papparazzi that just show us things we didn't see before.
alohagirl22 says – reply to this

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ugly f*cking dress….I would probably do the same….I would tear the puffy arms right off!
joeyOh says – reply to this

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This will end badly, get ready
ali g says – reply to this

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Re: kates right nostril –
how about look at this picture again and tell me she looks good. because actually, she looks like hell. i love how ugly celebrities are in real life, you know without the airbrushing and editing. and also she really should NOT be having this much fun at all; SHE HAS A KID. she's an adult and she's acting like she's 17. pethetic. kate moss sucks.
lee says – reply to this

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who cares!!
Al says – reply to this

58

Apparently Courtney Love stomped on it and ripped it. It's also so vintage Dior and cost 4 grand. Nice one, Courtney!
Pebbles says – reply to this

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Get your facts right sweet heart Courtney Love stood on her dress and ripped it that is why its tied up like that. She would never intentionally do that to a vintage Dior!
smarf says – reply to this

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This kinda reminds me of the movie Pretty in Pink when Molly Ringwald's dad bought her that tacky pink dress and then Molly used the material to make her prom dress
lalo says – reply to this

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…in europe you can be a mother and going out…its not bad……open your mind american white trash!
STEPHO! says – reply to this

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Well that dress was totally disgusting to start out with. So it's a good thing she ripped that dress up
auds says – reply to this

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Holy Christ, that is an ugly dress. I'm surprised you didn't comment on her choice of evening wear, what did she do comb through her grandmother's closet?
alex says – reply to this

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the dress looks better after than before!
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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god help the rest of us with tits and bootie, that dress would have left us naked…..
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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it would be an extremely expensive antique gown from the 30's or 40's. very jean harlow, they get v. fragile over the years. get off her back
SamIAm says – reply to this

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I think that dress was from the Dynasty collection. Didn't Linda Evans wear that once?
Bommie says – reply to this

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..looks like somebody just stepped on the slip of the dress, and that is why she is wearing it up…
camille says – reply to this

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she use to handle herself so well, what happened?, & what an ugly dress.
Olivia, England says – reply to this

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Talking about that lazy eye she has commented above, there's a rumour going round that not so long ago she got drunk and started doing hand stands with a group of friends and a GLASS EYE fell out of her head. She then pleaded with friends to not tell anyone. Ive always wondered about that eye!!!
T in the OC says – reply to this

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The "after" dress is actually better than the original version, which was Golden-Girls hideous.
suzi says – reply to this

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that is vintage skinner satin (silk) it probably just rotted off of her. you can put a hole in it with your finger. that dress is from the 1930s. i love perez
Luci says – reply to this

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Eh, fuck it. It was an ugly dress anyways.
Ryansea711 says – reply to this

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Was this picture taken 15 years ago?!?!? Why is she wearing that hideous dress
Paulette says – reply to this

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HAS ANYONE HEARD ABOUT COURTNEY LOVE AND PETE DOHERTY?? WELL APARENTLY THEY ARE ON BITCHES AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE KATE WENT WILD WHEN SHE SAW COURTNEY AT THE SAME PARTY AND FLEW INTO A JEALOUS CRAZY WOMAN RAGE, YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE PETE TOLD THE SUN MIRROR IN THAT WEIRD INTERVIEW?
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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Her kid is going to be so proud to be able to just thumb thru her mom's glory days one day. One thing coKate might be able to genuinely help Britney with: good nannies that don't tattletale. (As if the pap photos weren't enough.)
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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Americans are not prudes, and we know that motherhood does not equal sainthood, nor do we expect it to. What we do expect, however, is that fucked up alkie and druggie moms and dads produce fucked up alkie and druggie kids, who become fucked up alkie and druggie moms and dads themselves, and we want to try to halt that legacy. I realize Europeans come from HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF ALCOHOLICS, but over here, we don't consider it something to admire and export.
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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wot else would you xpect from this fat skanky ho?
Bron says – reply to this

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Erm nice false reporting - retarded courtney love stood on her train and then it all went to hell.
though she is a shitass mum
bron says – reply to this

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Re: Pebbles –

Hell yeah! Perez how can randoms like us know more than you?!
ayu says – reply to this

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she's a mess!!!!
Aussie Alli says – reply to this

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We know that Courtney Love stood on the huge train on Kate's dress and then it just started to disintegrate. Kate wrapped the train around her in a cool new hobo style!!
subee says – reply to this

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British press reported Courtney Love stepped on her dress and tore it LOL
london girl says – reply to this

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that is not true!!! courtney love stepped on her dress and destroyed it, plus this dress is a dior vintage from 1940's, which means the material was already pretty damaged… thanks God Kate is a fashion designer who could fix her faux pas and save her night out…
IHatePerezHilton says – reply to this

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Perez you fucking moron - instead of twisting stories to make yourself sound good, why don't you report the real news? Courtney Love accidently stood on the back of her silk dress, it tore from the back of the shoulder, and the rest of the dress disintegrated. Get a life fucktard.
lolo says – reply to this

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Courtney Love stepped on her dress!And actually the dress looked better tied up!She paid £4000 in a vintage store for that!But I still think she looks sick and very unattractive!
Pallbearer says – reply to this

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At least she has some personality and spunk and is not all pickled in botox etc etc etc etc……..unlike that botoxed etc etc etc etc old hag Kylie that you think is so great and so immeasurably boring and dull.
Mac says – reply to this

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According to the Uk rags Courtney Love also pissed stood on the damn dress.

Anyway who says life come to a dad halt cos you have a child.?

At least she has not done herself to death with botox and so on…. and never been late, off work, or trashed on a shoot,…so piss off Perez…..
Martin says – reply to this

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Re: gossipmonger –

No your country just exports war so shut up.
emma says – reply to this

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WHAT A GORGEOUS DRESS!I LOVE IT!
YOU GO,KATE!
emma says – reply to this

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Re: cookie monsta – are u fucking stupid?!KATE MOSS IS EVERYTHING BUT FAT!if shes fat,what is skinny then(according to you)?like a fucking STICK!
^^ says – reply to this

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Re: Martin – you are totally right!and i think america is SOOOOOOOOOOO superficial!
fashionlvr says – reply to this

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Re: Ryansea711 – that dress is 1940s dior gown!i think its gorgeous!
whoa! says – reply to this

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i think kate must hate courtney love right now,she RUINED her 1940s vintage dior gown(that probaly EXPENSIVE)and ive read that courtney and pete doherty is dating(!)(but i HOPE NOT!)so i think kate is PISSED!
Ashleybaby says – reply to this

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yeah but kate moss daughter is alot older than britneys kids soo theres a big diffrence..
blaire says – reply to this

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maybe because she realized that dress was HIDEOUS

I'd have to fuck it up somehow too
and blame it on the alcohol and drugs.
Ireland says – reply to this

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Re: Simon –

The drunken person was Courtney Love!
Ella says – reply to this

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This was in our London paper;

courtney love stepped on the £4,000 vintage dior train of Moss's dress, ripping it clean down the side so Moss then saved a bad rip and turned it into this shorter version.
Tara says – reply to this

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Actually I read that Courtney Love ruined her couture gown!! Im not sure how tho. Kate was really up set!! As would I, step OFF my dress B%tch!!
kittenaround says – reply to this

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It's a vintage dress from the 1930's. Those things often have thread rot and rip easily. You could cough and the seams would split and leave you naked. If you are going to do more than just stand in one place I wouldn't recommend wearing one for a hard night of partying.

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