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Jessica Simpson shoots scenes from her new film, Major Movie Star, Wednesday in LA.

She's still working on this movie????

Isn't it going to go direct to DVD anyways????

At least her hair looks pretty! It probably acts better than she does!

[Image by Adrian Varnedoe via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 9:37 am / Email this  »
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    1. JANIC says – reply to this


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      fIRST

    2. tiffb says – reply to this


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      Its a shame she is so damn stupid

    3. L & Ty says – reply to this


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      AAAAAAWWW SHE LOOKS SOOOOOO PRETTY :-) ))))

    4. rwr says – reply to this


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      at leat she can sing better then you PEREZ

    5. lauren says – reply to this


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      first

    6. Mena says – reply to this


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      1st!

    7. L & Ty says – reply to this


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      FIRST- HEE HEEEEEEEE!!

    8. TAYTOR says – reply to this


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      yes!

    9. Beth says – reply to this


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      she's a has been. get over it.

    10. kara says – reply to this


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      I can't wait for this. Her hair is always bangin'. I love it.
      mmm.

    11. kirsten says – reply to this


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      FIRST FIRST FIRST… Perez Im bored!!!

    12. Sherri says – reply to this


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      Is that Britney

    13. Dniel says – reply to this


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      FIRST OR SECOND BIATCHES!!!

    14. nicole says – reply to this


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      Are you really up this early Perez?

    15. nicole :) says – reply to this


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      This movie sounds soooo dumb. And I'm sure it will be an insult to anyone in the military. Why does she keep being put into movies??

    16. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      PEREZ
      GO BACK TO BED
      YOU'RE UP TO EARLY
      WTF

    17. Me says – reply to this


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      She should have stayed with the man who loved her.

    18. ilovejess says – reply to this


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      I love Jessica, you are a total tool Perez

    19. roo 2 u says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    20. me says – reply to this


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      187th!!!

    21. sharoony says – reply to this


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      is this the new brittney movie?

    22. PaMeLa says – reply to this


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      I like Jess and her acting may not be the best but I'm actually looking forward to her country CD…

    23. Zhod says – reply to this


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      50th!

    24. kiki says – reply to this


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      I like her

    25. kiki says – reply to this


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      I like her

    26. martin says – reply to this


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      It's probably taking so long because J. Simp can't act. So they have to reshoot the scenes a lot.

    27. Pamelala says – reply to this


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      Hm.
      What an odd scene..

    28. Janie says – reply to this


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      For real! It seems like she has been working on this for years.

    29. mishelle says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty here..anyone saw her new music video i belong to me? her lyrics changed after nick lachey..she seems more independent now..i think she took the song so seriously from the way she was acting in it..the song wasn't like angry or depressed but the way her video was it looked like she took it very personally..seemed like she's the problem in all her relationships

    30. abdeezy says – reply to this


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      first

      she sucks

    31. stephy says – reply to this


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      She looks really good! Love the hair and makeup.

    32. JENNIFER says – reply to this


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      PEREZ U SUCK YOU ARE ALWAYS HATEN ON CELEBS YOUR A WANNA BE!!!! YOU JUST MADE JESSICA AND OTHER CELEBS ARE BETTER AND AOTTER THAN YOU. OH AND THEY MAKE MORE MONEY HA HA!!

    33. rebecca says – reply to this


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      Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      I need some Tr@Vi$ Barker………………………PLEASE
      (i'm getting dry)

    34. Natalia says – reply to this


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      This movie was sooo much better when it was called PRIVATE BENJAMIN with Goldie Hawn.

    35. yourmom says – reply to this


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      Enough of trying to make her an actress. Give someone who really has talent a chance.

    36. MArs says – reply to this


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      There is something about the power of a pretty woman, though. And Jessica Simpson did become cooler in my eyes through dating Jon whatshisface.

    37. a says – reply to this


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      "How long does it take to make crap?" Are you refering to the movie or the military? I think you may be saying they are crap.

    38. pickles says – reply to this


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      noone cares about this tired bitch. where'd brit party last night?

    39. yourmom says – reply to this


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      Hey Jennifer #33. bet your wrong, Perez doe's very well financally. And you should be happy to know that you and I are making him richer everyday.

    40. Mary Ann says – reply to this


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      Leave her alone. She is a great person. Much better than the trash you "adore" on your site.

    41. Bored as Fyck says – reply to this


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      YAWN…………………

    42. Kala says – reply to this


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      I actually really want to see it!

    43. sexisteffi says – reply to this


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      ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Damn, you guys are stupid! LOL! Her hair acts better than she does…..PRICELESS!

    44. megs says – reply to this


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      gah, she is soooo beautiful, and be nice perez we like her!

    45. BeBe says – reply to this


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      There's another talentless bimbo …. she's hot though.

    46. lisafromsweden says – reply to this


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      Finally you are showing some good things…I've missed Jess. She is so pretty and nice. Show more of her and less of that failure Britney!!! Love you Jess! I think your movie is going to be great.

    47. brandita says – reply to this


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      wowow thats funny jessica simpson doin that wowowowowowww

    48. ron says – reply to this


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      She looks very pretty.

    49. Aussie Jane says – reply to this


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      At least she's in a movie…if being dumb get's me in a movie my hand's up!

    50. Leslie says – reply to this


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      Anyone notice her sweat stains from her underarms on her dress?

    51. Linda418 says – reply to this


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      Jessica may not be the best actress around, but she CAN sing (even though she's hard to watch) and she has a lot more class than Britney, Lilo or Paris will ever have! At least she's out making a living instead of showing off her hoochie to the world!! Team Jessica!!!!!

    52. DeeDeeDee says – reply to this


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      The movie he's talking about is Blonde Ambition which went straight to DVD. This one actually has talent greater than herself and Luke Wilson apparently, so although it will go down faster than Britney on GHB, it will still go to theaters for 3 or 4 days.

    53. dee says – reply to this


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      perez would whore himself out on a straight to dvd release anyday of the week!

    54. Danielle says – reply to this


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      I had a meeting at 7080 Hollywood Blvd yesterday afternoon, and I saw them filming this movie as I was leaving. It was a nightmare. The streets were blocked off for parking, but that didn't stop "fans" from gawking. At one point, I'm not even sure some people realized Jessica was filming something– with her lying on the side walk, not having a hit CD in forever, they might have thought she was just another down and out celeb haha. But seriously, they've been doing reshoots all over LA for weeks. I've seen production signs for it everywhere. It can never beat the original; kids today should just go rent "Private Benjamin!!"

    55. spence says – reply to this


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      this chick is horrible. time to sell some shitty swim suits that you can wear, go away and bring your poser sister

    56. purple snow says – reply to this


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      I like her too.
      I think her movie will be funny. I am not expexting an oscar winning performance.

      Perez why you dogging on Jess-? Get over it.

    57. Justin says – reply to this


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      She actually hasn't been working on this very long at all. I think Perez is getting this mixed up with Blonde Ambition… a DIFFERENT movie.

    58. Lady Jane says – reply to this


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      She so fucking annoying. Go away and never come back Messica.

    59. RJII says – reply to this


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      weave looks great. i'm no fan, but i think her country album may do much better than her pop stuff.

    60. iheartjack says – reply to this


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      this is a private benjamin rip off. jess aint no goldie hawn. give it up jess. do work out tapes or something. you've had it.

    61. iheartjack says – reply to this


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      this is a private benjamin rip off. jess aint no goldie hawn. give it up jess. do work out tapes or something. you've had it.

    62. eww says – reply to this


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      no-talent hack. how does she get these roles? they should go to someone with acting credentials, not this bimbo.

    63. sio says – reply to this


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      that's funny, she doesn't even want to get her hand dirty while she's 'acting', check out her left hand! She doesn't want to touch the mat and get her fingers dirty!

    64. BECKY says – reply to this


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      JESSICA IS NOT STUPID, SHE HAS HER OWN CLOTHING, COSMETIC, SHOE, LINGERIE, WORK OUT CLOTHES LINES. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE? STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT HER JUST TO TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER. SHE HAS MORE MONEY IN THE BANK THAN YOU DO. IF YOU WANT WHAT SHE HAS, WORK FOR IT.

    65. Lauren says – reply to this


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      LMAO about her hair. It's bleached and fake, but at least it's pretty.

    66. mt star says – reply to this


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      her hair looks great!!! That's the first thing I noticed

    67. tinkerbell says – reply to this


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      Re: BECKY –
      Well money doesn't buy talent, brains, self-respect, or anything else that jessica slutson is lacking….

    68. tara says – reply to this


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      WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT THIS HAS-BEEN NOBODY POSER???? HER AND HER SISTER JUST NEED TO GO THE FUCK AWAY!

    69. babooshka says – reply to this


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      how come nobody has told this girl she cant act? i read in an interview that papa joe actually thinks she can win an oscar. barf.

    70. rebecca says – reply to this


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    71. the truth says – reply to this


      71

      THE ONLY PEOPLE DUMBER THAN JESSICA SIMPSON ARE HER FUCKING DELUSIONAL FANS.

    72. rebecca says – reply to this


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      (i'm getting dry)

    73. Jessica says – reply to this


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      re: BECKY Jessica is VERY stupid to have divorced Nick. ( as far as everyone knows he never cheated on her). (If he did I'm 100% sure Jessica or Daddy would have said something). She's just too dumb to realize what she really had. Jessica stands OR cares for nothing except Money. I't's obvious by the way she lives her life. Jessica will NEVER be happy. Money CAN NOT buy happiness or love of self-respect or class ( Jessica has NEITHER of these things).
      Jessica stated in Harper's Bazaar magazine that she dress for men because it's good for Herself. that right there tells me that she has VERY low self esteem. plus, she still lets her dad control her life even though she is a grown 27 year old woman who should be able to make decsions on her own.

      I would be suprised if Jessica was ginunely (sp)? happy with her life.

    74. dallas says – reply to this


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      #55, I think you're seeing things out in L.A. this movie is being filmed in Shreveport, Louisiana. I'll be over that way this weekend maybe I'll see her!!!

    75. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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      Re:Becky
      Jessica is so perfect, Jessica is so smart, Jessica is so beautiful
      I love Jessica, I worship Jessica, I want to be JessicaJessica is so perfect, Jessica is so smart, Jessica is so beautiful
      I love Jessica, I worship Jessica, I want to be JessicaJessica is so perfect, Jessica is so smart, Jessica is so beautiful
      I love Jessica, I worship Jessica, I want to be Jessica Jessica is so perfect, Jessica is so smart, Jessica is so beautiful
      I love Jessica, I worship Jessica, I want to be Jessica

    76. emily says – reply to this


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      HER HAIR LOOKS SO AMAZING ALL THE TIME BECAUSE ITS FAKE!

    77. emily says – reply to this


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    78. dallas says – reply to this


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      #55, I think your seeing things in L.A. This movie is being filmed in Shreveport, La.

      I'll be there this weekend maybe I'll get lucky and run into her!

    79. Cece says – reply to this


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      She doesn't have any talent and she knows it.

    80. critter says – reply to this


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      Are you blind? You'd think they would have someone on the set that could touch up those damn roots!

    81. shut up says – reply to this


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      She looks BEAUTIFUL! Too bad she's so dumb.

    82. Jamie says – reply to this


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      She's so slow and retarded. She can't even memorize her lines. She has to have an ear piece so someone can tell her them.

    83. ellie says – reply to this


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      leave jess alone! i love her and im absolutely going to watch her movie!!!!

    84. maria says – reply to this


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      nasty little "christian" whore. looks like this holier-than thou is the biggest whore of all.

    85. mega says – reply to this


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      You can tell just by looking at this pic how terrible this movie will be - Jessica may be beautiful, but she can't act her way out a paper bag.

    86. Loopy says – reply to this


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      "she doesn't have any talent and she knows it"…..then why did she say she was the next Patsy Cline? fuck Jessica

    87. Jaely says – reply to this


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      Jessica looks pretty here, but has anyone seen her last interview with Lara Spencer? Her face looks aged & she doesn't look as soft & pretty as she used to. She has a botox face.

    88. Kitty says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez…last time I checked you were really ugly and fat yourself. Saw you freak out on MTV…let's remember one thing YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS because you started a blog for slamming the other 15 minutes of famers. Let's repeat that out loud - I AM NOT FAMOUS, but I am a drama queen!

    89. AmberinCali says – reply to this


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      This movie looks like the worst movie EVER MADE! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!

    90. katieannrocks says – reply to this


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      I love JEssica! there I said it… later bitches!

    91. lani sydney says – reply to this


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      wow, i personally think jessica looks very pretty here. Her hair and make up look hot!! Even her dress is hot…….. Perez why do you always pick on jessica? I love her. I get really excited when i see her on your site. Stop being mean shes a lot better then most of the others! Sometimes i only go on your site to see if jess is on it.

    92. Megan66 says – reply to this


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      When I first saw the headline..I thought is asked how long does it take to take a crap…oops!

    93. lj says – reply to this


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      I love it! I agree. Isn't this going straight to video? Can't she stop calling the paps but she's just desperate for attention. a ady can't go by without her having her picture taken. So pathetic .

    94. shallowperson says – reply to this


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      It looks like she had a chin and nose job.

    95. Learn English says – reply to this


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      "Anyways" is not a correct word.

    96. lj says – reply to this


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      The reason she's in any movie is that Papa Joe is the producer, it's not that she has any talent. And the only reason she has any money is from being actually dumb on Newlyweds. You can tell how mean she is too from Newlyweds. I've all sorts of stories about her from before she married Nick. They are filming in LA now. I hope it tanks.

    97. joe says – reply to this


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      Its an army recruiting office, yet there's a NAVY sign inside the window!!! D'oh!!!

    98. Carling says – reply to this


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      ew. Jessica, please go work as a waitress in some little hick restaurant.
      I am so sick of her and her no-talent movies and songs. And she looks like a tranny.

    99. Ansley says – reply to this


      99

      Why dont you go suck on one Perez?

    100. amy says – reply to this


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      I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. I CANNOT WAIT. SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. ITS AN OMAGE TO PRIVATE BENJAMEN. I CANT WAIT.

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