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Zexy!

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    Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm / Email this  »
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    1. no thank you says – reply to this


      101

      i already have toilet paper, thanx

    2. nunya says – reply to this


      102

      Looks like someone PHOTOSHOPPED there FAT face!!!

    3. joe black says – reply to this


      103

      SORRY P FOR WHAT I SAID, I TAKE IT BACK. I LOVE THIS SITE. NO OTHER SITE HAS MADE ME LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOURS. YOURS SUBJECTS AS WELL AS THE PEOLPLE WHO POST ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

    4. Red Rooster says – reply to this


      104

      Your T-shirt printer made a mistake — he left out "Asshole of the Year."

    5. Fatty Fat Fatness McFatsypants says – reply to this


      105

      Yeah. Go ahead teeny-boppers. Give Pigez more of your money. Wear his ugly mug on a t-shirt to his lame-ass concert. Dipshits.

    6. The ORIGINAL Brainiac says – reply to this


      106

      ~How come we never see you and the antichrist at the same time?~ lol.

    7. HELLO KITTY says – reply to this


      107

      PEREZ,
      *
      WILL PEDRO BE YOUR RUNNING MATE?
      *
      NEED TO KNOW
      *

    8. HAHAHHAHA says – reply to this


      108

      I love your blog, but I can hardly see you in charge of the free world. I mean, come on. Where is Castro's dead body? I hate leaders who can't keep their promises!!!

    9. elle says – reply to this


      109

      Re: DANNI – Too serious for perez. i live not far from there. big mess. wish it hadn't happened

    10. Olga de Queens, NY says – reply to this


      110

      Tu parece muy hermoso en esa camiseta. Un beso y abrazo! Suerte!

    11. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      111

      PEREZ FOR PRESIDENT…….OMIGOD I'LL BE YOUR FIRST FUCKING GENTLEMEN!!!!! YOU DON'T MIND IF I HAVE HOT ASS ON THE SIDE DO YOU? OMIGOD I'M GONNA LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND WE'LL TURN THE PRIVATE QUARTERS INTO A DISCO REMINESCENT OF THE 70'S..WE'LL MOLDEL IT AFTER STUDIO 54 AND WE'LL HAVE RUPAUL SWEAR YOU IN AND WE'LL RULE THE FUCKING WORLD…EVERYONE KNOWS FAGS ARE TAKING OVER ANY WAY….OMIGOD I'M HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK……WE'RE FUCKING TAKING OVER AND OWNING EVERYTHING

    12. maria says – reply to this


      112

      Perez… I will quote you… "Do we care????

      Not really."

    13. bethl says – reply to this


      113

      Go do your crap in Canada no one here wants to vote for you for anything

    14. Poop Goes Ploop says – reply to this


      114

      Perez you are a peice of shit. I just want you to know that your show suck and you suck. You cant even announce good stories REMEMBER FIDEL CASTRO? yeah don t think we forgot about that fat ass.

    15. Perez is a moron! says – reply to this


      115

      I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't pay pocket lint for your S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. Perez is a moron! says – reply to this


      116

      CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMPAIGN SAY NOOOOO TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    17. Perez is a moron! says – reply to this


      117

      STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON"T WANT YOUR S**T EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I HEAR SAN FRAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR YA TROUSER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. Perez is a moron! says – reply to this


      118

      jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmyjazz IS A DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    19. FUCK YOU says – reply to this


      119

      UP ABOVE! FUCK YOU!

    20. aLL aMERiCAn gUrL says – reply to this


      120

      The only vote Perez gets is for BUTT PIRATE of the Universe who worships DIRTY SANCHEZ as his GOD

    21. Cat says – reply to this


      121

      THIS WEBSITE SUCKSSS NOW. the whole thing is about Perezzzzz. so lame.

    22. Annie says – reply to this


      122

      I'm sorry Perez, but I will
      VOTE FOR PEDRO! ;)

    23. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      123

      Re: FUCK YOU – #129 RIGHT ON SISTER! FUCK THAT JEALOUS PEICE OF SHIT…JUST FOR YOUR SHOUT OUT YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND AND HAVE DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE TOGETHER AND DANCE ON THE TABLES AND STAY UP ALL NITE GETTING DRUNK AND EATING PIZZA AND MAKE PEREZ DO ALL THE OFFICIAL SHIT. I'LL BE FIRST PARTIER…BY "MORON" I MEANT THAT BITCH WHO CALLS HIMSELF "PEREZ IS A MORON"….HE'S JUST AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN WHO PROBABLY EATS FAST FOOD FOR EVERY MEAL AND JACKS OFF 24/7

    24. ASHLEY says – reply to this


      124

      sold!!!!!!!!! I'll represent!

    25. tara says – reply to this


      125

      i will vote 4 u as many times as i can keep doing wat u doing luv ya

    26. tita says – reply to this


      126

      nooooooooo.not sexy.stupid and fugly.

    27. ME says – reply to this


      127

      To all your douchebags writing about "ohhhhh let them focus on the real issue and election"…did you ever hear of just having some fun and being silly? Thats the point idiots!
      Soon enough we will have all the lies and bullcrap of the real election pushed at us and will HAVE to deal with it …for now…lets have some fun …
      stop being such downers!

    28. paris hilton says – reply to this


      128

      site was better when it wasnt a big self-promotion. go back to how it was

    29. austin says – reply to this


      129

      thatis my new fav shirt!

    30. meeh says – reply to this


      130

      i want that! hahah
      awww.. :(
      too bad its not sold in stores, otherwise.. id buy it..

    31. KatieMae says – reply to this


      131

      Damn.. There are some fuckin haters on this page. If you dont his shit, dont come to his page!!!! I love it!!! I WILL have one! ♥

    32. KatieMae says – reply to this


      132

      Damn.. There are some fuckin haters on this page. If you dont his shit, dont come to his page!!!! I love it!!! I WILL have one!

    33. melissa says – reply to this


      133

      damn perez, you came in last you did good "you and kendra" took that stage!!

    34. VOTE 4 PEREZ says – reply to this


      134

      MAKE SURE YA'LL VOTE FOR PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    35. eholthaus says – reply to this


      135

      kissing4prez.org

      because its time we had a president who was familiar with the dollar menu

    36. livingdoll says – reply to this


      136

      haha ! you're a HOT ticket :) cute shirt & you and kendra worked it tonight on Celebrity Rap Superstar! :) PUSH IT real good :) xo

    37. Caroline says – reply to this


      137

      GIVE IT UP YOU FUCKING FAIRY…YOU SPEND YOU DAYS ACTING LIKE A FOOL AND GIVING THE CELEBRITIES A LITTLE LESS SELF CONFIDENCE WHILE COLORING YOUR HAIR VERY OTHER WEEK AND DRESSING LIKE A BLIND ELTON JOHN. A GOOD BLOGGER WOULD SET UP AN ANTI-PEREZ WEBSITE. PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU CUZ YOUR A FUCKING FAG WITH FUNNY COMMENTS…WHEN SOMEONE LIKE MS SPEARS KILLS HERSELF EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR NASTY ASS COMMENTS AND THE FIRST THING THEY'LL REMEMBER IS THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT HER AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO ARE OR WAS TALENTED AND YOUR STUPID WEBSITE SEND THEM OVER THE EDGE. I HOPE YOU FACE A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON YOU…A BAD THING…LIKE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE GETTING A DATE…LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!!AND YOUR LOVER DUMPS YOU FUGLY ASS…I CAN'T WAIT TO LAUGH AT YOU LOSER. ALL THOSE COOL CLUBS YOU BOOKED MUST BE SO HYPED TO SEE YOU..LMAO…KEEP THINKING YOUR SO COOL…..YOUR REALLY A JOKE…A BIG JOKE.
      A BIG FAN,
      CAROLINE XOXOXOXOOX

    38. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      138

      Re: ME – #137 I LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND…YOU HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA…TOO BAD THOSE OF US WHO KNOW HOW TO LAUGH AT THINGS CAN'T REALLY BE IN CHARGE…I THINK MORE WOULD GET DONE AND FOLKS WOULD BE HAPPIER…..FOR EX. IF I WERE DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER TOMORROW AND WERE ON MY DEATH BED I'M ….PRETTY SURE I'M NOT GONNA SAY…..DAMN…..I WISH I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED LESS, PARTIED LESS, FUCKED LESS….GOT FUCKED UP LESS….WORE THE LAMPSHADE LESS…..AND INSTEAD WISHED I COULDA PLAYED WITH A CALCULATER MORE AND SENT MORE MONEY TO THE GOP AND SPENT HOURS IN CHURCH APOLOGIZING FOR HAVING SINFUL URGES. YEAH YEAH YEAH….I'M SURE I'LL BE REALLY FULL OF REMORSE FOR GOING HOME LAST SAT WITH THAT BEN AFFLECK LOOK ALIKE AND DRIVING HIM AROUND ALL DAY IN MY HOT CONVERTIBLE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF WHILE OTHER FOLKS WERE THINKING….THEY NEED GOD…WE ARE NOT AMUSED….IF THOSE BITCHES WERE HOT AND FUNNY AS FUCK THEY WOULDN'T BE SITTING HOME ALONE WITH A CUCUMBER UP THEIR ASS!!!!!!!

    39. stephanie says – reply to this


      139

      I would never buy anything with you wearing that porno mustache on it!

    40. RON PAUL 08 says – reply to this


      140

      RON PAUL '08 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. RON PAUL 08 says – reply to this


      141

      Ron Paul '08 Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    42. Censored says – reply to this


      142

      Give it up

    43. .Adrienne.OverDose. says – reply to this


      143

      Perez is the sex!
      haha
      I love you
      hahaha

      Bitches are just jealous
      of you.
      hahahah

      Ily,
      .Adrienne.OverDose.

    44. Emily says – reply to this


      144

      Absolutely NOT. I love your site and celebrity gossip…but you have become SUCH A QUEEN. You website used to be about celebrities…not about YOU…stick to what you started with…

    45. Cougar of the South says – reply to this


      145

      Very strange marketing. I think there would be more respect in getting paid to blow people than selling that shirt. The "concept" couldn't be less imaginative or more outdated if it tried.
      You might also want to read a copy of "The Idiot".
      You may laugh all the way to the bank, but what's money if you have no sense of self?
      I would like a coffee mug with a picture of you in that pink wig and that tight pink shorts outfit. THAT was a funny image, good funny.

    46. Mater says – reply to this


      146

      Love you, Perez. You rock and you have the best website on the internet.

    47. wild for Perez says – reply to this


      147

      DANG! You really are the Queen of all media and merchandizing. My favorite is your Free Perez with the wig, eres bella carajo!

    48. lee says – reply to this


      148

      vote for who? oh no, I don't vote for talentless people, perez.

    49. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      149

      JIMMYJAZZ ROCKS THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND I ALWAYS WILL…I JUST TOLD MY FATHER'S CUNT STAIN THIRD WIFE THAT I'LL TEAR HER ASSHOLE OPEN IF SHE TRIES TO FUCK WITH MY INHERITENCE. I'M HALF ITALIAN AND AS "IN" AS I AM WITH THE BLACK COMMUNITY…WHEN I USE THE WORD "WHACK" IT MEANS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING WHEN I USE THAT WORD WITH MY BLACK FRIENDS THAN WHEN I USE IT WITH OTHERS…WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS…..I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CONSERVATIVE RICH GOLF PLAYING PREPPY BUT DON'T LET APPEARANCES DECEIVE YOU GIRLFRIENDS……I HAVE VERY VERY FEW WHITE FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I DO BELONG TO A COUNTRY CLUB BUT I ONLY ROLL UP IN THERE TO WEAR TORN JEANS AND PUMP BASS IN MY BAD ASS PIMP MOBILE….YOU CAN USUALLY FIND ME ON A STREET CORNER LISTENING TO UP AND COMING RAPPERS AND DANCING AT SALSA CLUBS WITH LATINA SISTAS…AHH YEAH MAN JIMMYJAZZ DRINKS FROM THE CUP OF LIFE AND MY DAD'S THIRD WIFE IS GONNA GET A LEGAL BATTLE OVER THE WILL THAT SHE DIDN'T SEE COMING..WORD UP YO

    50. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      150

      IF IT'S ANY INCENTIVE IF I COULD BE PEREZ' FIRST GENTLEMAN ….MY IDOL WOULD BE PRINCESS DIANA..I'D GIVE AND GIVE…I JUST DOWNLOADED ELTON JOHN SINGING GOODBYE ENGLAND'S ROSE ON YOUTUBE AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL..PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE…DID DIANA HATE? DID SHE BE MEAN TO PEOPLE? OR DID SHE TRY TO DO GOOD DESPITE THE WRATH OF THE ROYAL FAMILY? DIANA LIVES IN ME…………….ALL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAY….GUESS WHAT? MY LIFE IS PROBABLY MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN YOURS IS BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE WITH HATE…..I'M ATTRACTED TO GUYS..SO WHAT…WHO THE FUCK AM I HURTING AS LONG AS I DON'T TRY TO GET IT ON WITH A STRAIGHT GUY………I CAN'T THINK OF TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO THE PRINCESS DIANA…NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED HER ROYAL HIGHNESS!!!

    51. jimmy jolly says – reply to this


      151

      Re: jimmyjazz – OH SHIT GIRLFRIENS I'M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT WITH LAUGHTER BECAUSE AS FAR AS BEING AN UPPITY BITCH I'VE DECIDED TO REDEFINE ROYAL WHILE I'M AT IT….MY DAD'S THIRD WIFE IS A SHIT STINKING WHORE AND I WANT TO PUSH HER INTO ALEXIS COLBY'S LILY POND…!!!!!!!!!!!! JIMMY JAZZ WILL CONTINUE TO ROLL HARD ALL OVER MY SWANKY TOWN IN MY CONVERTIBLE…ALWAYS HAVE ….ALWAYS WILL BUT MY DAD'S THIRD SKANK SLUT IS GARBARGE

    52. jaerisk says – reply to this


      152

      ron paul ron paul ron paul

    53. liz says – reply to this


      153

      You suck stupid ass!!!!!!!!!

    54. MorbidK says – reply to this


      154

      I'm voting for Billy Corgan sorry…

    55. Andl says – reply to this


      155

      Desperatly embarissing to be seen wearing this

    56. Reality Check! says – reply to this


      156

      Umm….Don't u think u were a wee bit generous on that t-shirt? perez's face is way fatter in reality!

    57. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


      157

      Re: Reality Check! – i GOT YOUR REALITY CHECK #160…YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SUCK…..SO BITE ME BITCH….I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THIS WHOLE FUKING CUNTRY AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU ON THE ARC…..SO YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO SWIM BITCH!!!!!

    58. mev says – reply to this


      158

      your so gross perez hilton….i think ill buy the t-shit in place of toilet paper!

    59. sklfjljls says – reply to this


      159

      Ok, seriously, I only come here for the celebrity gossip and shit, not to see you hock your stupid ass merchandise.

    60. GOOGLE RON PAUL says – reply to this


      160

      RON PAUL
      RON PAUL
      RON PAUL
      RON PAUL

    61. you annoy me says – reply to this


      161

      This should be on your "If your easily offended click here!" segment

    62. JIMMYJAZZ ROCKS THIS WEBSITE says – reply to this


      162

      Re: you annoy me – #165 YOU ANNOY ME EVEN WORSE BITCH

    63. ABCs says – reply to this


      163

      Re: Lolli – Looks like you missed out on the 1st grade spelling lessons too.

    64. hmm says – reply to this


      164

      tee hee.. lol.. are they sold in stores?!?

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