She Needs To Find Her Brad

Filed under: Megan Fox

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Angelina Jolie clone Megan Fox grabs some lunch with her boyfriend, Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Brian Austin Green, Wednesday at Yoshi'd Shabu Shabu in the San Fernando Valley.

He's no Poppa Pitt!

Megan needs a new A-list boyfriend if she wants to take it up a notch. Or she should release a sex tape!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

    Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 8:54 am / Email this  »

    131 comments to “She Needs To Find Her Brad”

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    1. charlie says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    2. ALXROX says – reply to this


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      Yo!! First.

    3. jen says – reply to this


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      My question is… what was he punching to bandage his knuckles like that?

    4. Sam says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck IS that?

    5. Jen says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    6. Jen says – reply to this


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      ah shit! not first.

    7. layla says – reply to this


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      lol dont wry even angie went thru her string of bad boyfriends.

    8. Team Meg says – reply to this


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      At least she's hot

    9. HisMattjesty says – reply to this


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      Who is she? Never heard of her!

    10. i am firsssssst says – reply to this


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      yes i am beatches

    11. lisa says – reply to this


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      Oy Perez! Brad Pitt CHEATED on his WIFE who we all know was a replacement for the one that said NO to marriage to him and later gave birth to a fruit (Gwynneth), tried to morph herself INTO said ex girlfriend for him, goes on OPRAH and DISSES his wife hard when he says "We dont believe in forever" which SHOCKED Her ass…. then ends up with Angelina Jolie who is gorgeous but the whole thing was just wrong! The last thing ANYONE needs is a Brad Pitt in their life….. he is obviously a cheater… a gorgeous one…but one none the less…….

    12. lia;sdjf says – reply to this


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      First!11111

    13. Joey says – reply to this


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      Or, she should adopt a bunch of babies and over expose them and her family to the media.

    14. Bella says – reply to this


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      AHhhh first comment!
      ur right, he is no brad!

    15. Wut wut says – reply to this


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      She has that douche's name tattooed on her crotch, just like that low class whore Jolie. Actually, Jolie had BBT's name and I guess now she has it covered up with Brad's name. Her cooter must look like a bid ol' scab by now…imagine what it'll look like in a few years, after a few more men :)

    16. Michael buff says – reply to this


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      This woman looks NOTHING like Angelina. But she would sooo love to! wannabes make me sick

    17. bb says – reply to this


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      she needs to eat- it is amazing how vixen she looks as an 18 year old in Transformers but is really an androgenous 28 year old that is hungry. Must have been a good bra and camera angles

    18. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN IS FUCKIN HOT

      I HEARTED HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD WHEN I WAS 10 OR WHATEVER …EVERYONE THOUGHT DYLAN WAS HOT. I still have no idea why…..

    19. VaVaVaVern says – reply to this


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      Okay…well he may not be a-list but b.a.green is looking pretty hot. And she's not exactly a-list herself…at least not yet. So whatever…they're cute and no one should hate on them.

    20. Rili says – reply to this


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      What the fuck means this stupid "First" you people are writing in here?????

      WTF is wrong with that?????

    21. erica says – reply to this


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      come on, angelina jolie clone?

    22. LU says – reply to this


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      WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS CHICK? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S FROM.

    23. tina says – reply to this


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      they are engaged whatever that means.

    24. Alex OK~en~tucky says – reply to this


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      Yeah…In this one interview on TV they asked her "what did you think when you first met him?" and she laughed and said "I thought he was really old!"

    25. Jenny says – reply to this


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      She can go out with whoever the fuck she wants!!!! What is wrong with you Perez????

      You are so judgemental. Want a little taste of your own medicine. You need to hide in a cave. You are ugly and FAT. If you had any self respect, you'd work out.

    26. sexisteffi says – reply to this


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      not news. next!

    27. Alice says – reply to this


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      Looks a bit like george michael…

    28. Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox got lucky in that movie role.
      She is gorgeous…but she is dating UP if you ask me.

      Brian AG seems like a classier guy than she is.

      The amount of tatoos she has, is gross, gros,s gross on her.

      There is only one Angelina and she has too many tats…but on her it just looks and seems different. Megan seems like quite the copy cat.

    29. MidtownAtlanta says – reply to this


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      "Boyfriend" Brian Austin Green? WHAT?? I thought he was gay? At least he was when my ex saw him in a gay bar in P'town several years back!!

    30. whoever says – reply to this


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      I don't care about Brian Austin Green nor Megan Fox, but even I can tell that she looks unhealthily skinny and hideous sans make up here. Angelina is beautiful au natural, that chick is ugly.

    31. mystery girl says – reply to this


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      WTF happened to Brian Austin Green. He used to be so hot. Now he's walking around with a belly.

    32. She will dump him as soon as says – reply to this


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      she becomes a big star if she becomes a big star. I'm not really feeling her..

    33. zoewiggles says – reply to this


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      he blew up, look at that gut.

    34. jo says – reply to this


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      Sorry, but she's no AJ, she's borderline fug and annoying looking.

    35. He needs to do some sit ups says – reply to this


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      look at that stomach of his.

    36. Baby G says – reply to this


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      Oh HELL NO PEREZ! That bitch could never be ANgelina Jolie.

    37. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      UH ON!!! IT LOOKS LIKE BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN IS PACKING ON SOME POUNDAGE!! REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO LOOK AT HIM SHIRTLESS ON 90210 AND PUT THE TAPE ON PAUSE AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS? OMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT. WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? I THINK I SHOULD GET A BOOTLE OF WHISKY LOCK ALL MY DOORS AND HIDE INSIDE ALL DAY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID.

    38. paisley says – reply to this


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      WHAT is that bandag-ey accessory on HIS fist? who's he hitting?

    39. charles says – reply to this


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      I vote sex tape.

    40. blah says – reply to this


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      shes hotter then aj.

    41. mooshki says – reply to this


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      At least she isn't wearing her usual 2" of makeup.

    42. kirk says – reply to this


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      She looks nothing like Angelina Jolie!

    43. deb says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is she?? Get it straight Perez, he's more of a celeb than she is so maybe he needs to find an 'A' list girrlll.

    44. Judy says – reply to this


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      Hell, yeah. She can give him to me!

    45. Paull says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox is awesome, loved her in transformers and loved her in hope and faith.

    46. mishelle says – reply to this


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      she is soo pretty. she actually looks like a normal girl out in the streets here. i guess no make up.

    47. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      I heard that BAG was Gay…maybe Meg is too! Oh, fantasy! mmmmmmmmmm

    48. encinitas native says – reply to this


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      First of all, that does NOT look like her, but if it is, why the heck is he walking so far ahead of his lady? What a pig he is. He has a big ol' belly like a pig now too. Poor thing, wish she had a clue that is she's far good for him. Why did she get that dam tat of his name near her groin, dumb-dumb girl!

    49. encinitas native says – reply to this


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      Oh I see her tat on her arm, that is her. Where did her ass go though?? She has a flat-deflated, assless backside like Paris now.

    50. lee says – reply to this


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      is that a woman? i thought it was a 12 year old boy with really long hair

    51. shes fug says – reply to this


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      megan fox is nasty.. trying to be a media whore who tells magazines about her sex life. she looks nothing like angelina jolie. shes a wannabe who gets a new tattoo every other day. woot woot your 21 and you love the dick! congrats!

    52. JUNKY says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz – OMG too funny.
      Why can't we have more comments like this instead of all the boring snooze fest we usually have. I need to laugh people. Let's step it up a notch, umm-kay?

    53. respect-the-crew says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox is such a egotistical Bitch!!! I worked with her on "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" and I HEARD her say she should be the lead because she's far more beautiful then Lindsey. She was a nightmare to deal with and was out right snobby to the crew, Lindsey was actually nice and normal back then. I think Megan would sell her soul and probably did to become famous. Her payment is to date a 90210 has been.

    54. becki says – reply to this


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      SHe looks REALLY plain and not pretty in this pic…just really skinny

    55. Susie says – reply to this


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      He needs to work on that beer belly but i'd fuck him..he's still kinda hot. She needs to get on the A-list herself before she can date A-listers.

    56. mm says – reply to this


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      she looks nothing Angelina Jolie

    57. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: respect-the-crew – LOL its true. Meghan fox STILL talks about that movie and Lindsay and she said she worked with Lindsay and hated her…this was like maybe 2 months ago, bitch still has hang ups about lohan!! LOL!!! too bad, lindsay was WAY prettier and WAY more talented! still is…

    58. spence says – reply to this


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      perez what's wrong with guy - he wont bang you. her career wont be that long anyway

    59. Bag says – reply to this


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      THE BRANGELOONIES ARE INSULTED…SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANGELINA AT ALL!!

    60. ahhh says – reply to this


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      i like megan fox, she is a really cool girl:)

    61. TObabe says – reply to this


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      Wow, hope the publicists are paying you well…these people are celebrities?

    62. cant say says – reply to this


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      they are engaged to be married.

    63. draven says – reply to this


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      Look at the gut on the dude !! she looks like shes taking a walk with her father !!! douche bag

    64. dsgaw says – reply to this


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      both of them cute they're a nice little couple dont hate perez

    65. Neneh says – reply to this


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      Brian Austin Green? Woa, isn't he like 50???? What a white trash name!

    66. Jen says – reply to this


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      No, she doesn't. Eva Mendes and Jessica Alba made names for themselves without having to fuck their way through Hollywood, and Megan has the looks to do the same.

    67. Jaely says – reply to this


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      SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, & FREAKY (I SAW SOMETHING ON TV ABOUT HER MAXIM INTERVIEW). I HEARD THEY ARE ENGAGED.

    68. carol says – reply to this


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      thts not megan fox

    69. Crystal says – reply to this


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      She's all plastic surgery and she has bad skin. She's not anywhere near as beautiful as Angelina. He needs to dump that ugly wannabe rapper. He is such a loser.

    70. HeHe says – reply to this


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      She should go after Brad if she really wants to get herself some publicity. He'd do her.

    71. Kiki says – reply to this


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      OMG only in Hollywood is a comparison to someone like Angelina Jolie taken as a compliment.

    72. mia says – reply to this


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      Angelina Jolie wannabe… I think she looks more like Lisa Marie Presley, but she is trying to look like Angelina Jolie with her hair dyed dark, her poses & her mimicking tattoos.

    73. Carling says – reply to this


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      WHO???

      and Brad isn't really that much of a catch. How much longer until he starts whoring around on Angie like he did with Jen?

    74. lalala says – reply to this


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      They are married…

    75. JJ says – reply to this


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      I hope Megan doesn't settle for this loser.

    76. NOOOOOOO!! says – reply to this


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      That guy is effin HOT.
      Yes,with that beer balley and all.He has a gorgeous face.
      So what the eff is he doing with that transgender thing???Megan Fug get away from that man!!

    77. sid says – reply to this


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      is that realy megan? never seen her that white before…

    78. MrsBurt says – reply to this


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      I don't think that looks like Megan Fox.

    79. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: JUNKY – #56 THANK YOU JUNKY. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? ALL I HAVE ARE LEPRECAUNS THAT SCREAM INSIDE MY HEAD. PEOPLE NEED TO MAKE ME LAUGH TOO. WHY WON'T BEN AFFLECK SIT ON MY LAP WITH HIS SWEATY GYM SHORTS?

    80. Deb says – reply to this


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      When did George Michael start dating Juliette Lewis????

    81. nyc says – reply to this


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      Wow! She looks like SHIT with no makeup on. And she doesn't have a nice body, she's just skinny. There really is nothing special about this girl. Believe it or not makeup and hair and all that other shit they do to these celebrities can make alot of girls look good. I see no big deal about this girl.

    82. Briana. says – reply to this


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      Wow, she looks…different. WTF happened to her?!

    83. melana says – reply to this


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      she does not look like angie!

    84. Sparksy says – reply to this


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      Re: lisa – hate to tell you this but their relationship was already in the crapper by the time brad hooked up with angie…jen was a tool from the door and thought of nothing but her career…if she didn't she would have like eight babies with him by now….Brad was meant for Ange….they are two of the most beautiful peeps in hollywood so it was inevitable.

      as far as the pic goes…who the hell is that bitch? I kno more about BAG more than her

    85. momma of 2 says – reply to this


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      i grew up watching 90210, and once Brian (aka David) turned about 18 (on the show) he became hot as fuck. i bet hes still fuckable for sure. I'll over look he had a kid with that cunt bitch Vanessa Marcels or whatever her name is. Brian is hot!!!! and by the way never heard of this girl anyway……

    86. perez 4 life!!!!!~~~~ says – reply to this


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      damn Brian used to look so damn good on 90210 all shirtless yum but now eww gotta belly!!! get back in shape!!!!

    87. ewwww says – reply to this


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      she's such a wannabe and too skanky looking for my taste. she's such a horrible actress no talent. she ruined transformers.

    88. not feeling her says – reply to this


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      i saw this girl in nyc filming some movie and she is not cute. she looks great on tv but in person nope, no thank you.

    89. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Say whaaaat? BAG is a hottie. Still.

    90. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      I had no idea who Megan Fox was, so I googled her. She's no Angelina clone! She has a porn star face! I don't think she could get A-list. She should just release a sex tape or make a career out of porn. She was in Transformers for godsakes, it's not like she's Oscar material.

    91. you're an idiot, perez says – reply to this


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      Misogynist pig.

    92. WHO ARE THESE LOSERS??? says – reply to this


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      Seriously, who are they??? Lol whatever that is, that chick looks NOTHING like Angelina, maybe the skinny ass.

    93. Julie says – reply to this


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      What happened to Brian Austin Green and Vanessa Marcil? She's the one who is hot!

    94. Julie says – reply to this


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      What happened to Vanessa Marcil? I thought she was with Brian?

    95. Joe Funtime says – reply to this


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      that dude has a huge cock
      trust me he does

    96. zoomzoom says – reply to this


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      aren't they married? i think he's zexy!

    97. Texxx says – reply to this


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      I will volunteer to either date her or be in her sex tape!! I would gladly move from B list Porn Star to C list Mianstream celebrity for a crack at Megan. Hell…I went back and saw Transformers again just because of her!

    98. dazzletina says – reply to this


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      thats harsh….don't diss Brian Austin Green, and who cares who she is with, not all actresses have to be superficial….

    99. PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this


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      first we've got Milo and Hayden with a 12 year age difference, now this couple (she's 21 he's 34) have a 13 year age difference. fucking perverts. at least she's old enough to drink unlike milo's fuckbuddy. i mean seriously, a guy in his mid 30s has no right to be dating a 21 year old chick.

    100. brian austin green is HAWT! says – reply to this


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      Re: MidtownAtlanta – well then YOUR EX IS GAY TOO seeing as he was at the same GAY bar… lol! … oh and btw, she looks CHEAP & LOW CLASS to me.

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