Drowning In A Sea Of Hair

Filed under: Beauty Buzz > Ashlee Simpson

Dear Ken Paves,

There is help out there. You just need to acknowledge that you have a problem!

Asslee Simpson hosted the launch of HORNITOS Tequila, Thursday night at Opera in Hollywood.

And it looks like a box of Jessica Simpson's hair extensions exploded on her head!

Maybe she should get dreadlocks? That'd be kinda hilarious.

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Sep 21, 2007 at 3:46 pm / Email this »

See All 131 Comments

131 comments to “Drowning In A Sea Of Hair”

More comments: [1] 2 »

di says – reply to this

1

1st get your hair cut asslee
cookaloo says – reply to this

2

fugs
leslie says – reply to this

3

ick
nyboytrbl says – reply to this

4

Hair Orgasm!
THE GIRL says – reply to this

5

QUIT HATIN' P! I HAVE HIP-LENGTH HAIR EXCEPT MINE IS REAL BITCHES!
e says – reply to this

6

ugh! so bad!
moi' says – reply to this

7

everyone thinks they are FIRST!
lol says – reply to this

8

i almost like it, perez ur such a hater! lol love ya though bitch
ivee says – reply to this

9

loveee her hair!!! but it's too long but she looks cute.
boo says – reply to this

10

I think she looks fab
Amie says – reply to this

11

i think she looks good.
m says – reply to this

12

1
kizzie001 says – reply to this

13

I think she's pretty and her hair looks fine.jealous much?
susan says – reply to this

14

you gotta admit.. she still looks better than her sister no matter… quit hating!
ll says – reply to this

15

She looks better
Beth says – reply to this

16

Awww, I don't think it looks that bad!
Kyle Dylan Conner says – reply to this

17

First comment! And wow.
samya says – reply to this

18

first !!
Emily says – reply to this

19

yikes
Marissa says – reply to this

20

Poor girl. She's so pretty. She needs a Tyra weave!
lol says – reply to this

21

first hehe
Ashley says – reply to this

22

Man I think that it looks beautifullll on her. She looks good like that. Not a lesbo either, married and happy, I just think Long hair ROCKS!!!!! Guys think its seXxyy!
Mindy says – reply to this

23

scary
gigi says – reply to this

24

first!!!
lil'mawie says – reply to this

25

this is soooo ugly WF is she thinking!!! i'd rather she had dreads!
kchaps2 says – reply to this

26

Hahaha! I thought it was an Olsen twin!!
Kelly says – reply to this

27

are we sure that's a weave? the ends look pretty unhealthy.
tony says – reply to this

28

first
Mary says – reply to this

29

SHE'S SO UGLY
la_chat23231 says – reply to this

30

Still looks nice.
samaya says – reply to this

31

i dont like her or her hair lol i like Jessica MUCH better Ashlee is only famous cause of her sister and she cant sing
emily says – reply to this

32

haha. seriously.
NO MORE HAIR!!!!
ily perez!!!
M* says – reply to this

33

ew
Lana says – reply to this

34

first
kay says – reply to this

35

or maybe an afro
first cunt says – reply to this

36

perez u r sooooo hawt…
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

37

I really think she wants to be the third Olsen twin….

Also, this girl must be uber-insecure to have SO much plastic surgery done at a young age. Either she is always compared, or comparing herself. to her sister (by her parents perhaps?) or just wants to shake things up. Either way, she's annoying. I tuned her out when she flubbed up her obvious lip sync job on SNL a few years ago (pre-surgery) and then tried to blame her band. Uh, huh.
hah says – reply to this

38

1st
sissy says – reply to this

39

where is her neck??????????
SWEET says – reply to this

40

I unfortunatly have to admit that extentions looks good on
her…
Damn, I can`t believe I just said that!!

Take care!
Sweet
Ch33bz says – reply to this

41

omg i thought she was Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen
Kate says – reply to this

42

How RedNeck chic.
Kelly says – reply to this

43

I kinda like it!
jana j says – reply to this

44

she looks like a cokehead
Will says – reply to this

45

She looks almlost as if she's from another planet. Avril Lavigne on top, Jessica on bottom! Yuck!
La Nicks says – reply to this

46

I kinda like it….
Ziggy says – reply to this

47

Disgusting, GO WASH YOUR HAIR!
justme says – reply to this

48

she has BEAUTIFUL EYES and she is far prettier than her sister. the hair is not so great.

don't understand why she doesn't do more modeling…clearly, singing is not her forte. (french accent over the e).
Taylor-rae says – reply to this

49

Ew go die asslee
BBGUN says – reply to this

50

Hair that long is not flattering at all.
Ken Paves says – reply to this

51

reduced to "hosting" a tequila grand opening? she should just get a job at Hooters
abbylaigh says – reply to this

52

Put your hand over the bottom half on the picture. Then the top half. Compare.

If you have professionally done extensions, aren't they supposed to blend and, well, look better than that?! Yuck.

I still prefer her to Jessica, though. Most definitely.
katiedearest says – reply to this

53

Wanna-be olsen.
Bright Light says – reply to this

54

i hate that stupid girl, God shes so superficial, shes sing about how much shes hate it but she is a stupid girl, she talks about how much he hates been compared to jessica and now she is A COPY of her
xwhateverx says – reply to this

55

why does she always look so WEIRD??
Jaime says – reply to this

56

Why is she even famous? She's a stuck up priveleged drunk. She has zero talent. I don't get why everyone bags on her sister so much, when Jessica actually cares and does things for other people. And has talent. This girl is just…a wannabe, selfish pig.
Shawn says – reply to this

57

She is better looking with short hair!
blueyedevil says – reply to this

58

Slow day for Perez…Asslee looks better than ever.
fuck you, Perez. says – reply to this

59

She looks good.

Why the fuck would you blog about THIS?
lame fatass.
HellYeah says – reply to this

60

She looks good to me. I wish I had her hair, skin, and body. Fuck it.
Asslee's old nose says – reply to this

61

Why is this girls hair always 3 diff colors? It looks tacky.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

62

looking exxxtreemy~~~~~~~~~duable & Hot
Tania says – reply to this

63

i thought the bleach was suppose to be applyed to the whole head?? duh!! she needsto pay me all that money i'lldo her hair…
mj says – reply to this

64

I thought she had her own hair ?? but it looks good on her…
ben says – reply to this

65

WHATS THE BIG DEAL.. SHE LOOKS PRETTY BETTER THAN SHE USED TO. SO SHE HAS A LIL TO MUCH EXTENSIONS SO WHAT.
babar says – reply to this

66

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS AND ALL OF YOU KNOW IT!
Valerie says – reply to this

67

ok, can we please send Ken ONCE again to do Brit's hair? At least HE knows that the hell he's doing! (clearly she does not) Maybe this time she will let him start AND finish her dumpy ass hair?
Court says – reply to this

68

It looks like she has a really small head. Well it's not like she has anything in it. She should just stop trying and fall off the plant.
Tara says – reply to this

69

Have you looked in a mirror lately Perez, that is why you were in last place…you look a hot mess, you dont have room to talk.
nak attack says – reply to this

70

Don't people know that there is such a thing as hair being too long? Cut that nasty ass weave! Or better yet, don't ever get one
MOLLY says – reply to this

71

I'm sorry, but Ashley looked WAYYYY better with black hair and her old honker.
sighs says – reply to this

72

actually thats all her real hair shes just growing out the real color perez ur an idiot
AVERAGE JOE says – reply to this

73

YOU FREAKS KILL ME.
ASSLEE IS SMOKING HOT!!
AND SHE LIKES ANAL.
cherrychou says – reply to this

74

tbh if the extensions were slightly darker there wouldnt be a problem, even so she still looks gorgeous

i bet all you slaggin her off a fuckin manky twats who look like theyre an a+e accident victim.
Allison says – reply to this

75

Who gives a fuck what her hair looks like. Also, the only reason I even go to this website is to see the pictures of celebrities, not to read "hilarious" comments by Perez. I have a boil on my ass that's funnier than that fuck. I really have no clue why people care about what he writes, or maybe nobody really does.
jennzz says – reply to this

76

I kinda like it,, of all the skanks in Hollyweird,, this chick is not half bad,,
really,, she seems to pick a guy,, stick with him,, she is not some drunk driving slutbag,,
and she doesn't look bad,, pretty much all of the chicks in the entertainment industry uses fake hair,,
she looks better than most,, and does not seem to be a crazy bitch like Avril,,
:-)
not a music fan of the girl but she is not bad either
Leni says – reply to this

77

Yeah it does look like cheep hair weave exploded on her head, she looks like a crack whore and Jessica looks like a tranny, but I agree-out of the two hack sisters this crack whore looks much better than Jessica, looks like Pete brought the better sister-I guess John Mayer is the bigger loser in more ways than one.
Neneh says – reply to this

78

This bitch obviously only has a spoon full of hair and these extensions look awfully fake! They're not even the same color! Not everybody can have thick, full hair! Just embrace that fact, Ashley and get your hair cut in a way that flatters thin hair!
hairstylist says – reply to this

79

ok, i do hair, yes i charge alot, but this guy charges a fortune and this is terrible, they dont even match and it looks so amature
mel says – reply to this

80

her hair looks good
Poser says – reply to this

81

Not only does her hair look like Shiz but her neck looks like it belongs to Diane Keaton…not to mention that nasty Renee Zelboooooooger smile…Sorry but I don't like her…even after the nose job she still looks like a drag queen.
i do hair says – reply to this

82

that is not her real hair, her real hair is the darker hair that ends 1/2 way down. i am a hair stylist and i can tell.
i do hair says – reply to this

83

oh and thats also not her natural color. that is coming out the top for 2-3 inches

no offence just pointing out the facts
mamamarisa says – reply to this

84

SHES A BAD EXAMPLE FOR LIL GIRLS. ITS SAD THAT SHE FELT THE NEED TO CHANGE HERSELF THE WAY SHE DID. SHES TO YOUNG TO DO THAT SHIT!
RJ says – reply to this

85

She's a cute girl but that wigs definately played out.
aida says – reply to this

86

It work be awesome if she got dreads!!!
at least it would be more interesting than the hair we see on EVERY "young starlett" these days.
NisaBrasil says – reply to this

87

she looks like an Olsen twin in this picture.
jennster says – reply to this

88

why am i the only person who thinks she looks EXACTLY like one of the olsen twins?!?!?!??!!?!
Nikki says – reply to this

89

I hope she didn't pay good money for these hair extentions….she's rolling on 24's ….at least try to make them look real!

what happened to "punk rock" Ashlee? Another look she couldn't pull off.

What do her singing and her hair have in common? They're both fake and they both suck.
Ashleefanfvr says – reply to this

90

Ashlee looks beautiful. I love her hair! its amazing. Ashlee's eyes are amazing expect you put white dots on them…
Ashlee is wonderful and has the best hair style, best clothes style, and honestly is the best! I love her!!!!
sami says – reply to this

91

ashlee's hot. don't be hatin'
jessicaa says – reply to this

92

it's toooo long.
fatoldlady says – reply to this

93

The hair's not so bad, but her eyes make her look like a raccoon.
AO HO says – reply to this

94

DOES SHE USE EXTENSIONS ON HER PUBES TOO?
ANGEL says – reply to this

95

i LIKE ASHLEE ALOT! SHE HAD A NOSE JOB ( BIG DEAL)! ALSO LOVE JESSICA!!
ANGEL says – reply to this

96

i LIKE ASHLEE ALOT! SHE HAD A NOSE JOB ( BIG DEAL)! ALSO LOVE JESSICA!!
Jayla says – reply to this

97

SO SHE'S WEARING FAKE HAIR, WHAT GIRL DON'T! THERE'S MORE FAKE BITCHES THAN NATURAL GIRLS NOW AND DAYS.
Red Rooster says – reply to this

98

So Reuters is posting that Fidel Castro appeared in his first TV show today and referenced world events that happened this week. But, I'm sure this was doctored as Perez's sources and thereby himself are never wrong. Sorry to post here, but Perez hasn't mentioned this event.
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

99

Sure it's Ashlee, not one of the Olsen twins?
Sophie California says – reply to this

100

What a fucking disaster of a bad hair day!

Ashlee would look so much better if she just cut her hair short, dyed it black and went back to being the cute rock chick she used to be. That is embarressing!

More comments: [1] 2 »

Britney Spears Shows Up And Walks Out Of X Factor Auds?

And let the ~~dramz~~ games begin!

Yesterday, The X Factor season two auditions kicked off in Austin, TX with its new judging panel of Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, LA Reid and Simon Cowell!

Everything seemed to be off to a great start...that is, until Mz. Brit Brit was nowhere to be found!!!

Midway through the show, after a hopeful got up and “butchered” Brit’s Hold It Against Me, she supposedly got up and walked out!

Four contestants came and went and Britney was STILL missing!

After the audience was left wondering where she could have gone, reportedly, it was revealed that Britney

[Image via WENN.]

Advertising info