Promtastic!

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Awww, we've missed them!

Jordan and hubby Peter Andre take a break from their three kids to have a mommy and daddy night out.

The pair hit up a party for ITV, Thursday night in London.

Jordan is Jessica Simpson's style icon. She's got bigger boobs, bigger hair and a lovely all-around orange complexion!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

    Posted: Sep 21, 2007 at 8:43 pm / Email this  »

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    1. SD says – reply to this


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      UGLY BITCH

    2. SD says – reply to this


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      1ST

    3. Leah says – reply to this


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      holy tits!

    4. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      What is this hoe famous for?

    5. first says – reply to this


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      i win boooooooooo

    6. Emily says – reply to this


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      agreed

    7. WOW says – reply to this


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      NICE BOOB JOB
      *
      NICE SPRAY ON TAN
      *

    8. Lisa says – reply to this


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      lol ew!

    9. Kilo says – reply to this


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      Who are they

    10. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser

    11. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.

    12. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,

    13. wtf says – reply to this


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      She looks like she's in drag.

    14. yuck says – reply to this


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      that's gross!!

    15. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,.

    16. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,..

    17. KarenCowabunga says – reply to this


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      Ha.
      Orange.

    18. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,…

    19. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,….

    20. amani=] says – reply to this


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      i love them katie [[or jordan]] n peter now they are hott!!!!

    21. jenni says – reply to this


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      FIRST?

    22. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,….

    23. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,…..

    24. gimme more says – reply to this


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      first

    25. nah says – reply to this


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      AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,……

    26. Bitch says – reply to this


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      Sexy

    27. Sam says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! FIDEL CASTRO IS ALIVE! THEY JUST SHOWED AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM ON YAHOO! K YOUR SOURCES ARE WRONNNG.

    28. first says – reply to this


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      my first, first post
      wooohoo
      who are these blokes?

    29. lasdfkj says – reply to this


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      LAWLS FIRST

    30. J says – reply to this


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      Her tits look so NATURAL!

    31. aat says – reply to this


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      she looks better as a brunette.

    32. Tay says – reply to this


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      Damn 3rd

    33. k says – reply to this


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      first?

    34. angie says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttt!!!!!!!!!

    35. Tay says – reply to this


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      opps… meant to say Damn DD

    36. be says – reply to this


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      yikes

    37. desiree says – reply to this


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      i love them and first

    38. Leslie says – reply to this


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      oh my god i cant wait for all of you stupid asses to clog up the comments with FIRST BITCHES!! how original. especially when you are the 100th person to say it.

    39. THEY BOTH LOOK FUCKING STUPID says – reply to this


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      they both look like stupid fucking retards

    40. Smirgroff says – reply to this


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      First..holy titties!!!

    41. MINA says – reply to this


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      FIDEL CASTRO CAME BACK FROM THE OTHER SIDE W/ A MESSAGE FOR
      P NASTY: ESTOY VIVO GORDO BOLUDO!!!

    42. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      nice titties………..she deffinately likes getting FUCKED hard

    43. Smirgroff says – reply to this


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      What's with the Castro shit..can you say irrelevant? Holy titties!!!…nice fake tits, tan and hair…JORTRAN

    44. CC says – reply to this


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      She would be pretty if she stopped tanning and got a breast reduction.
      He, well……….looks gay! Maybe let the eyebrows grow out a little and stop the tanning.

    45. BELIEVE PEREZ says – reply to this


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      Re: nah

      GO LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF ** RESUSCITATION **

    46. SHEZZA BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHORE says – reply to this


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      THAT AINT NO MUMMY THAT'Z A WHORE!!!!!

    47. Geraldo Rivera says – reply to this


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      Perez man, I know how ya feel. I could smell Al I tell ya. Something happened ya know upstairs..network brass wanted me to take it up the ass. Don't worry bro..the Castro thing will die down.

    48. JanTran says – reply to this


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      And when should we expect a comment from you about Castro?
      Looks like your source wasn't too reliable, huh?

    49. JanTran says – reply to this


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      Re: Smirgroff – If Perez won't post a retraction we have to address the whole Castro thing here until he does. Bu the won't because he'll never admit he was wrong and that his source was shit. Stick to gossip Perez and leave real news alone.

    50. kieran says – reply to this


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      SHE IS SUCH A SLUT!
      HER 5 YEAR OLD SON IS BLIND AND DISABLED AFTER SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH 17 YEAR OLD POP SINGER GARETH GATES WHILE SHE WAS 6 MONTHS PREGNANT!

    51. James says – reply to this


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      she always used to sleep around!

      and she NEVER stops talking about sex like trailer trash

    52. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      Re: SD – sd is a moron

    53. MsCarolyn says – reply to this


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      who is this FUG whore?

    54. sam i says – reply to this


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      wow! those are some boobies!! holy cow!!!!

    55. Leslie says – reply to this


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      WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT CASTRO!! IF YOU ARE SO GODDAMNED WORRIED ABOUT IT THAN DON'T READ PEREZ HILTON ANYMORE YOU FUCKING LOSERS

    56. Lady Di says – reply to this


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      They should just go away along with their TV show. Skanky couple!

    57. Perez says – reply to this


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      Hey, Lets be nice here. Im going to start banning IP address.

    58. Perez says – reply to this


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      Hey, Lets be nice here. Im going to start banning IP address.

    59. shanna says – reply to this


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      love them!!!!!!!!!!

    60. Ch3lleB3lle says – reply to this


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      How many barbie dolls did it take to make that wig? Cuz that hair is straight up Barbie. U can tell its fake, yet sh ehas a hair product line coming out? WTF sense does that make. She is such a ugly, fake, plastic whore and her husband is a little fruit. Right up ur alley Perez!

    61. Christine says – reply to this


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      Definately pictures of what NOT to do! Ewww, gross!

    62. Damn Shame says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING SURGERY AND FAKE SUN TANS, TO BETTER YOUR LOOKS? IT DON'T LOOK GOOD OR REAL ON ANYBODY PERIOD! IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD WORK DONE. BE NATURAL AND REAL WITH YOURSELF. BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE KIDS, YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE OLD YOU NOT THE NEW YOU, LOL.
      I'M GLAD THAT, I COME FROM GOOD GENES. AND DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING IMPLANTS AND A FAKE TAN. WAKE UP PLASTIC PEOPLE, LOL

    63. the best moms .com says – reply to this


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      She looks off since that last baby?? Its like it aged her 8 years or something?

    64. desirae says – reply to this


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      those boobs are out of control. they don't even look good. they're really gross. maybe she should have brought them smaller

    65. David Lee Roth says – reply to this


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      He looks and acts like a gay male stripper and needs to drop about 20 pounds and his hair looks ridiculous. And her tits are too big.

    66. Katrina says – reply to this


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      Eww that's cheesy!

    67. ch3lleb3lle says – reply to this


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      Victoria and David are better. Katie and Peter (what a great name for a guy who likes dick) are just put on. U know they both go out looking for peen.

    68. Dr.90210 says – reply to this


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      O M G Who did her boob job? A 1st year veterinary student? Or did she get them at Coctco?

    69. Mine Are Real says – reply to this


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      Costco called. Her boobs are ready.

    70. Becky says – reply to this


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      Orange? Thats actually a 'real tan' Perez, not a spray tan.
      Big Boobs? Well duh obviously! She is famous for being a glamour model.

      And all you Americans haven't a clue who she is because, well, shes British.

    71. lady luva says – reply to this


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      Oh Jordan. You're beautiful. You don't have to try so hard!

    72. Marianne C. says – reply to this


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      I don't know who they are, but her husband is handsome.

    73. Wow says – reply to this


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      Her boob job is awful.
      They are like..too big to even be considered attractive.

    74. Kdub says – reply to this


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      I am in love with this couple. I don't give a hoot if her skin is more orange than Lindsay Lohan's crotch. At least she rocks who she is. And their British accents don't hurt either.

    75. Baron says – reply to this


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      He is so hot, but she is such a trashy, obnoxious, loud bitch!!!

    76. David Lee Roth says – reply to this


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      Re: Kdub – Yeah the point of life is its ok to be a skank as long as you "rock" the fact that youre a skank.

      Fuck youre dumb.

    77. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      DAMN!!! Gigantic Fake Taters in my face!!! :P :P :P

    78. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      TIT-TIES, All I see is knockers!!! :) :)

    79. Jordan in Tustin, CA says – reply to this


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      Her back must be killing her, and holy christ (!) would I do him!
      Hey Perez!

    80. k says – reply to this


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      i love how they market themselves as britains #1 couple….. u wish u were posh n becks! say all u want about posh but shes got class …… n im pretty sure this fake bitchs husband is in the closet…just come out

    81. Laur says – reply to this


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      SHE NEEDS TO REALIZE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TACKY AS HELL!

    82. kay says – reply to this


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      Re: Becky – are you honestly goin to try and say that is a real tan?? get your eyes checked sweetie

    83. Laur says – reply to this


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      real tans are BROWN not ORANGE. if you watched her show, then you would have seen that she slathered that fake tanner shit all over her =)

    84. Matthew says – reply to this


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    85. faye says – reply to this


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      i like them WAY better then the beckhams

    86. Matthew says – reply to this


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    87. J Wayne says – reply to this


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      Her tits are too big.

      And he looks more like a gay male stripper/porn star and than a handsome man.

      They may be nice people, I dont know them, but they dont look stylish, they look tacky and cheap.

      I mean they both look like pornstars. And thats NOT a compliment.

    88. Denise says – reply to this


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      Wow this is a first i'd never thought i see a penguin and an orange watermelon next to each other.
      When she was tannin herself her fake ass titts didnt let her see when it was time to stop.

    89. Eb says – reply to this


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      i think it's funny how their baby is white and they're both tanned ha ha ha haaaa

    90. bonnie says – reply to this


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      good god she is gonna fall over! her shouders must have permanant indentions from her bra straps!

    91. cookie monsta says – reply to this


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      these guys are both frikken orange, sunbeds KILL PEOPLE !!!! BEWARE !!!!

    92. UK Trash says – reply to this


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      Well, at least that whore and her gay husband haven't moved to America yet like the rest of the trash from Britain.

    93. annie says – reply to this


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      who?

    94. Tee says – reply to this


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      THERE IS SERIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU PEREZ! GIVING PROPS TO THE LEAST DESERVING PEOPLE, OR AT LEAST THE WRONG PEOPLE. YOU MAKE FUN OF REALLY TALENTED PEOPLE (YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU MAKE FUN OF THE SAME PEOPLE ALL THE TIME). THIS KELLY BARBIE/PORNSTAR WANNABE IS NASTY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER APPEARANCE IS FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DEAL YOU HAVE WITH HER, PERHAPS MONEY? BUT IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A REALLY CRAPPY PERSON, PEREZ.

    95. cjharper says – reply to this


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      Who are these people? She's nasty and he looks like Tatoo from Fantasy. Is.

    96. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      FAKE BOOBS ARE EVIL !

      Once you go past a certain point.. I think these suckers make women gain weight !

      I hope their show comes back for a 2nd season on E!

      ITUNES NEEDS TO PICK UP THEIR CD FOR THE US !

    97. liz says – reply to this


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      you're a faker Perez!!! FAKER!!! FAKERR!!
      FAKKKKERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! FAKKKKKERRRRRR!!!

    98. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      Too bad her dress isn't more see-thru. I want to see her vajvaj.

    99. lisa! in hell paso! says – reply to this


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      I still dont know who the fuck these losers are?????????????

    100. Paty says – reply to this


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      oh i love katie an peter. there mini show on e! was entertain. to bad they only show reruns at 2 am.

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