Promtastic!

Awww, we've missed them!
Jordan and hubby Peter Andre take a break from their three kids to have a mommy and daddy night out.
The pair hit up a party for ITV, Thursday night in London.
Jordan is Jessica Simpson's style icon. She's got bigger boobs, bigger hair and a lovely all-around orange complexion!
[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]
















































UGLY BITCH
1ST
holy tits!
What is this hoe famous for?
i win boooooooooo
agreed
NICE BOOB JOB
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NICE SPRAY ON TAN
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lol ew!
Who are they
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,
She looks like she's in drag.
that's gross!!
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,.
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,..
Ha.
Orange.
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,…
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser.,….
i love them katie [[or jordan]] n peter now they are hott!!!!
FIRST?
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,….
AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,…..
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AND YOU SAID CASTRO DIED YOU WORTHLESS FAT PIG PEREZ…YOUR A PIG PLUS YOU HAVE NO FACTS !!!!!loser..,……
Sexy
PEREZ! FIDEL CASTRO IS ALIVE! THEY JUST SHOWED AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM ON YAHOO! K YOUR SOURCES ARE WRONNNG.
my first, first post
wooohoo
who are these blokes?
LAWLS FIRST
Her tits look so NATURAL!
she looks better as a brunette.
Damn 3rd
first?
firstttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
opps… meant to say Damn DD
yikes
i love them and first
oh my god i cant wait for all of you stupid asses to clog up the comments with FIRST BITCHES!! how original. especially when you are the 100th person to say it.
they both look like stupid fucking retards
First..holy titties!!!
FIDEL CASTRO CAME BACK FROM THE OTHER SIDE W/ A MESSAGE FOR
P NASTY: ESTOY VIVO GORDO BOLUDO!!!
nice titties………..she deffinately likes getting FUCKED hard
What's with the Castro shit..can you say irrelevant? Holy titties!!!…nice fake tits, tan and hair…JORTRAN
She would be pretty if she stopped tanning and got a breast reduction.
He, well……….looks gay! Maybe let the eyebrows grow out a little and stop the tanning.
Re: nah –
GO LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF ** RESUSCITATION **
THAT AINT NO MUMMY THAT'Z A WHORE!!!!!
Perez man, I know how ya feel. I could smell Al I tell ya. Something happened ya know upstairs..network brass wanted me to take it up the ass. Don't worry bro..the Castro thing will die down.
And when should we expect a comment from you about Castro?
Looks like your source wasn't too reliable, huh?
Re: Smirgroff – If Perez won't post a retraction we have to address the whole Castro thing here until he does. Bu the won't because he'll never admit he was wrong and that his source was shit. Stick to gossip Perez and leave real news alone.
SHE IS SUCH A SLUT!
HER 5 YEAR OLD SON IS BLIND AND DISABLED AFTER SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH 17 YEAR OLD POP SINGER GARETH GATES WHILE SHE WAS 6 MONTHS PREGNANT!
she always used to sleep around!
and she NEVER stops talking about sex like trailer trash
Re: SD – sd is a moron
who is this FUG whore?
wow! those are some boobies!! holy cow!!!!
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT CASTRO!! IF YOU ARE SO GODDAMNED WORRIED ABOUT IT THAN DON'T READ PEREZ HILTON ANYMORE YOU FUCKING LOSERS
They should just go away along with their TV show. Skanky couple!
Hey, Lets be nice here. Im going to start banning IP address.
Hey, Lets be nice here. Im going to start banning IP address.
love them!!!!!!!!!!
How many barbie dolls did it take to make that wig? Cuz that hair is straight up Barbie. U can tell its fake, yet sh ehas a hair product line coming out? WTF sense does that make. She is such a ugly, fake, plastic whore and her husband is a little fruit. Right up ur alley Perez!
Definately pictures of what NOT to do! Ewww, gross!
WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING SURGERY AND FAKE SUN TANS, TO BETTER YOUR LOOKS? IT DON'T LOOK GOOD OR REAL ON ANYBODY PERIOD! IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD WORK DONE. BE NATURAL AND REAL WITH YOURSELF. BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE KIDS, YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE OLD YOU NOT THE NEW YOU, LOL.
I'M GLAD THAT, I COME FROM GOOD GENES. AND DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING IMPLANTS AND A FAKE TAN. WAKE UP PLASTIC PEOPLE, LOL
She looks off since that last baby?? Its like it aged her 8 years or something?
those boobs are out of control. they don't even look good. they're really gross. maybe she should have brought them smaller
He looks and acts like a gay male stripper and needs to drop about 20 pounds and his hair looks ridiculous. And her tits are too big.
Eww that's cheesy!
Victoria and David are better. Katie and Peter (what a great name for a guy who likes dick) are just put on. U know they both go out looking for peen.
O M G Who did her boob job? A 1st year veterinary student? Or did she get them at Coctco?
Costco called. Her boobs are ready.
Orange? Thats actually a 'real tan' Perez, not a spray tan.
Big Boobs? Well duh obviously! She is famous for being a glamour model.
And all you Americans haven't a clue who she is because, well, shes British.
Oh Jordan. You're beautiful. You don't have to try so hard!
I don't know who they are, but her husband is handsome.
Her boob job is awful.
They are like..too big to even be considered attractive.
I am in love with this couple. I don't give a hoot if her skin is more orange than Lindsay Lohan's crotch. At least she rocks who she is. And their British accents don't hurt either.
He is so hot, but she is such a trashy, obnoxious, loud bitch!!!
Re: Kdub – Yeah the point of life is its ok to be a skank as long as you "rock" the fact that youre a skank.
Fuck youre dumb.
DAMN!!! Gigantic Fake Taters in my face!!!
TIT-TIES, All I see is knockers!!!
Her back must be killing her, and holy christ (!) would I do him!
Hey Perez!
i love how they market themselves as britains #1 couple….. u wish u were posh n becks! say all u want about posh but shes got class …… n im pretty sure this fake bitchs husband is in the closet…just come out
SHE NEEDS TO REALIZE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TACKY AS HELL!
Re: Becky – are you honestly goin to try and say that is a real tan?? get your eyes checked sweetie
real tans are BROWN not ORANGE. if you watched her show, then you would have seen that she slathered that fake tanner shit all over her =)
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i like them WAY better then the beckhams
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Her tits are too big.
And he looks more like a gay male stripper/porn star and than a handsome man.
They may be nice people, I dont know them, but they dont look stylish, they look tacky and cheap.
I mean they both look like pornstars. And thats NOT a compliment.
Wow this is a first i'd never thought i see a penguin and an orange watermelon next to each other.
When she was tannin herself her fake ass titts didnt let her see when it was time to stop.
i think it's funny how their baby is white and they're both tanned ha ha ha haaaa
good god she is gonna fall over! her shouders must have permanant indentions from her bra straps!
these guys are both frikken orange, sunbeds KILL PEOPLE !!!! BEWARE !!!!
Well, at least that whore and her gay husband haven't moved to America yet like the rest of the trash from Britain.
who?
THERE IS SERIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU PEREZ! GIVING PROPS TO THE LEAST DESERVING PEOPLE, OR AT LEAST THE WRONG PEOPLE. YOU MAKE FUN OF REALLY TALENTED PEOPLE (YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU MAKE FUN OF THE SAME PEOPLE ALL THE TIME). THIS KELLY BARBIE/PORNSTAR WANNABE IS NASTY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER APPEARANCE IS FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DEAL YOU HAVE WITH HER, PERHAPS MONEY? BUT IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A REALLY CRAPPY PERSON, PEREZ.
Who are these people? She's nasty and he looks like Tatoo from Fantasy. Is.
FAKE BOOBS ARE EVIL !
Once you go past a certain point.. I think these suckers make women gain weight !
I hope their show comes back for a 2nd season on E!
ITUNES NEEDS TO PICK UP THEIR CD FOR THE US !
you're a faker Perez!!! FAKER!!! FAKERR!!
FAKKKKERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! FAKKKKKERRRRRR!!!
Too bad her dress isn't more see-thru. I want to see her vajvaj.
I still dont know who the fuck these losers are?????????????
oh i love katie an peter. there mini show on e! was entertain. to bad they only show reruns at 2 am.