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NOT FIRST DAMNIT
Cool Perez!
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I love these things! They're so cute, hehe
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Please take back you shitting geese, Canadialand.
what a waste of money…. and time….
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Last lol
Thats awesome
i dig the chick with the combover.HOTNESS!
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With the exception of the alst two, the rest looks like you Perez.
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Perez you suck shit for a living!
perez you're an idiot just move to canada with all those losers
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I LOVE THE GRAY AND PINK SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN! sTOP PROMOTING YOURSELF! IT'S REAL OLD!
I am currently receiving oral from Lauren Conrad
Perez fans are fat.
… where's my post? So surprised it isn't here…not.
Holy crap, there are a lot of ugly chicks in Canada!
Re: VR – lol i was thinking the same thing. thats a lot of ugly people to put in one post. my eyes are still seeing spots.
Wow, a lot of your readers are pretty ugly, quite a resemblance to yourself.. Perez! Hmm, the only half decent looking people would be the last picture (girl on left, the girl on the right is hideous, get some eyebrows). Oh and then the second picture, the girl on the left once again, is decent looking. I like her necklace! Yupp.. the rest. Wow. & To the girl with the major combover (third from bottom), never.. fucking.. again.
Take their children away!
I wanna boink those biatches
Hey Perez. Did you pay these whores. Hope not waste of $$$$$. Find some good lookin whores 2 do this.
Love you Perez, you bring out my inner mean girl:)
yuck
Keep up the good work Perez you are my caffeine!
F*ck rehab! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That's what I say after a long, hard day at work
ugly people wearing ugly clothing promoting an even uglier mass of waste.
YES PEREZ WE IN CANADA LOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ESPECIALLY US IN MONTREAL
Re: VR – What the fuck are you talking about retard? Only the first pic had Canadian girls. The rest appear to be the best of the US!
ewwww…the girl in the 6th picture looks like a fat man.
wow…i never knew so many ugly people went to this website. I guess it makes sense considering the chewbaca that runs it.
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, perez he just dont want NONE OF THE ABOVE. besos perezito!
ps- the girl 3rd from the bottom owns all. combover or not she is badass.
pps- if 2nd from the bottom likes dick, CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!
You have some really ugly fans …
fugly fans ……………..Perezticide
we are in one of those pictures and we are not fat. thanks.
Everyone in those pictures is either fat, ugly or a whore. Or a fat ugly whore.
whoever those girls are in the second picture are the hottest girls i have ever seen in my life get more pictures like that and less pictures of strung out chicks! id do both of them!
wow. that was reason enough for bush to fence off canada too.
Hey hey hey…
many ugly people but the last girl on the right… i'm in love… i love you.
Lack of pretty french girls here…
Pic # 1 - White Shirt: Do they make toothpaste in Canada?
Pic # 1 - Gray Shirt: Are you KIDDING me! Her stomach fat is bigger then her tits.!
Pic# 2 - White Top: Same with the girl in the whiteup top. That bitch is fat and ulgy. Look are how big her fucking ares arm? Also…Please dont wear anything around your neck when your fat..
Pic #2 - White Shirt: HAHA. Im sure I see an Italian bitch here. Look at her top lip. She has more hair then i do! Shave bitch Shave!
PS. Yes, We know. Your like any other Fugly girl with an Fucking nasty face and must cause attention to your boobs..Surreal.!
Pic #3 - Got ForeHead?
Pic # 4 - Please…Someone help that whale..it will die if you dont put in back in the water.
Pic # 5 - No comment..Bitch needs a new face.
Pic # 6 - HAHAHA Im sure everyone is going to comment about her. So Ill go easy on her. She looks like that annoying bitch from Lilo and Stich, But seriously..YOur not photogetic and quit trying to be..Im sure you'll find your lover one day. As in lover I mean your neigbhors dog!
Pic #7 - Fat, Ulgy, & gay. Doesnt get much worst then that.
Pic #8 - Girl to the left., Your cute. So I can olny say to truth about you other then your Cute. Girl to the right..Dude, Wheres your eyebrowS!
OLNY! will be commenting more on these bitches.! and other topics! Look out for my name! email?
johnsmith1232007@yahoo.com AM! BAM! BAM!
Re: katica – i love you girl.
your french lover.
Looks like the girls in photo #2 have seen Perez' dick and are showing how big (or llittle) it is.
Re: katica – Who said you were fat? Fugly means Fuckin Ugly. K thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Woah. That fat ass bitch second to last needs to stop reading your blogs/site and get her ass moving. That bitch is a whale..Just like someone I know.All those girls are nappy looking. If those are the best as they come in Canada then fuck Canada.
Re: katica – Well if you're not fat then you have to be either (a) the second pic, or, (b) the last pic, and if you're in the 2nd picture then if you're the chick to the left, yes, you are a lard ass! And if you're the girl on right, no you're not fat but your face is nasty oily, buy some oil absorbing clothes or use some powder before you take a pic ~ oh and p.s. that expression is priceless it looks like somebody just stuck their finger up your butt
Re: katica –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Woah. That fat ass bitch second to last needs to stop reading your blogs/site and get her ass moving. That bitch is a whale..Just like someone I know.All those girls are nappy looking. If those are the best as they come in Canada then fuck Canada.
wtf??
Pic # 1 - White Shirt: Do they make toothpaste in Canada?
Pic # 1 - Gray Shirt: Are you KIDDING me! Her stomach fat is bigger then her tits.!
Pic# 2 - White Top: Same with the girl in the whiteup top. That bitch is fat and ulgy. Look are how big her fucking ares arm? Also…Please dont wear anything around your neck when your fat..
Pic #2 - White Shirt: HAHA. Im sure I see an Italian bitch here. Look at her top lip. She has more hair then i do! Shave bitch Shave!
PS. Yes, We know. Your like any other Fugly girl with an Fucking nasty face and must cause attention to your boobs..Surreal.!
Pic #3 - Got ForeHead?
Pic # 4 - Please…Someone help that whale..it will die if you dont put in back in the water.
Pic # 5 - No comment..Bitch needs a new face.
Pic # 6 - HAHAHA Im sure everyone is going to comment about her. So Ill go easy on her. She looks like that annoying bitch from Lilo and Stich, But seriously..YOur not photogetic and quit trying to be..Im sure you'll find your lover one day. As in lover I mean your neigbhors dog!
Pic #7 - Fat, Ulgy, & gay. Doesnt get much worst then that.
Pic #8 - Girl to the left., Your cute. So I can olny say to truth about you other then your Cute. Girl to the right..Dude, Wheres your eyebrowS!
OLNY! will be commenting more on these bitches.! and other topics! Look out for my name! email?
johnsmith1232007@yahoo.com AM! BAM! BAM!
Re: Alanna –
X2
Re: ellis –
Pic # 1 - White Shirt: Do they make toothpaste in Canada?
Pic # 1 - Gray Shirt: Are you KIDDING me! Her stomach fat is bigger then her tits.!
Pic# 2 - White Top: Same with the girl in the whiteup top. That bitch is fat and ulgy. Look are how big her fucking ares arm? Also…Please dont wear anything around your neck when your fat..
Pic #2 - White Shirt: HAHA. Im sure I see an Italian bitch here. Look at her top lip. She has more hair then i do! Shave bitch Shave!
PS. Yes, We know. Your like any other Fugly girl with an Fucking nasty face and must cause attention to your boobs..Surreal.!
Pic #3 - Got ForeHead?
Pic # 4 - Please…Someone help that whale..it will die if you dont put in back in the water.
Pic # 5 - No comment..Bitch needs a new face.
Pic # 6 - HAHAHA Im sure everyone is going to comment about her. So Ill go easy on her. She looks like that annoying bitch from Lilo and Stich, But seriously..YOur not photogetic and quit trying to be..Im sure you'll find your lover one day. As in lover I mean your neigbhors dog!
Pic #7 - Fat, Ulgy, & gay. Doesnt get much worst then that.
Pic #8 - Girl to the left., Your cute. So I can olny say to truth about you other then your Cute. Girl to the right..Dude, Wheres your eyebrowS!
OLNY! will be commenting more on these bitches.! and other topics! Look out for my name! email?
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HAHAHAHA ALWAYS FUNNY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF UGLY BITCHES AND RETARDS ARE FANS OF PEREZ LOL PRICELESS
so much FUG in one place
No wonder you're up sarah silverman's ass. Bitch is paying you..
UHHHH, I want one Perez….. Where can I get a shirt?????????????????????/
I agree, the bitch in pic #2 needs some oil absorbant and a nose job.
Holy Fuck Canada has run out of toothpaste!!
Re: OLNY! –
it's the canada basher from last night.
that grl on the right in the second pic in a BABE
IS EVERYONE IN CANADA UGLY? GROSS..
I am new to all this - but is Perez the fat girl with the long hair?
Wow. You have quite a following of ugly bitches. Surprise, surprise.
Re: nazzzzty bitch – Your name says it all. You're from Canada aren't you?
Re: CUNT –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That totally made me spit out laughing in a super quiet office!
ew wtf dude
canadian girls are fucking sexy..
but THESE girls
seriously
you must have gone looking all over canada to find these ugly shits.
and for everyone in US whos saying
"ew canadian girls are fat and ugly"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ive lived in both US and Canada
theres no comparison
Canada is winning on the hot girls scale
by far
Lovely..
what is up with this 'first' crap? what does it mean and why does everyone keep saying it?
i feel really bad for everyone who gets on here to criticize peoples looks….wow seriously get a life
im sure all of you are not too hott yourselves
Perez's fans are ugly and fat.
Gross!
and canadian girls are fucking HIDEOUS
Damn! Ive never seen such fatties in my life.
They should really lose some weight, go to the gym and stop eating so much crap! Seriously - you dont wanna die fat!
soooo, i was looking at these pictures and i saw the girls in the second picture and i was like WOW they are super cute. they are like the prettiest girls i have ever seen. and i bet on top of being drop dead gorgeous on the outside i would imagine they are on the inside too. most of you people must be really insecure to sit and talk shit about people you dont even know. did your parents not love you enough or something? i mean my gosh, i know you arent perfect becuase if you were you woudnt have nasty things to say about people you dont even know. so a word of advice get a life. I LOVE KATICA!!!
Them fatass bitches need to get their asses off PerezHilton.com and head to the gym!
the girl in the fuck rehab with the bottle of svedtka needs some help. who does lines off of cheap wal-mart compacts??? please. can you say lindsay lohan? OMG JARYN LA HARRINGTON I LOVE YOU. I LOVE MY BIG SISTERRRRR
Omg I cant believe those people wasted money on your stupid shit…naw that cnt be right you paid them to pose, to make everyone think your actually popular. Nice try you fat ass. I wouldnt give you money even if I was at gunpoint. Put a bullet in me instead. you suck asshole perez
I feel sorry for fat people.
Re: OLNY! – dude. whoever you are, ur an asshole. where do you get off saying shit like this??? get a life you pathetic loser.
Notice how they are all FAT and UGLY just like Perez?
Re: OLNY – LMFAO!
That comment is absolutley hilarious!
Love it!
PEREZ HAS THE UGLIEST FANS EVER!!!
awww. dont be so mean! sure, they could do ith losing a few pounds, but im sure they are lovely people.
Re: kathy – The only loser is you. It's pathetic losers like yourself who believe certain countries are better in this world that creates war. On behalf of all Canadians… Go Fuck Yourself
Hey, im the girl in the 6th picture - i'm NOT fat! i'm curvy, assholes.
Oh, please, you guys.
DONT BE SO FUCKING HEARTLESS!
I'm sure your 10000 times uglier and fatter yourselves.
Dumbasses.
DO you guys have a damn heart?
DAAAMNN Pic #2 where did you two get yours looks?! These girls be FINE!
Re: OLNY!! – If you guys can read it says the FIRST pic is of Canadians. The rest is most likely US. Try not to be or atleast 'act' so dumb!
Cute! Perez have sexy fans
Yummy! These girls sure are sexy!
Re: Nikki Spitzer –
Come on, If your fucking ugly and put yourself on the internet/world for everyone to see you must be smoking crack. Im just honest.
Re: Amelie –
Thank You. I Just Speak The Truth!
bless them!