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Re: Alice –
curvy? Are you fucking kidding me? curvy? You look like a man!, curvy is someone who can lose weight in a month of so. You know, baby fat. But you being curvy is as to Perez being streight.!
Can I get a Amen!
Re: Sarah –
Then americans have some ugly bitches too
your 15 minutes will be up before 3 years. you are already getting old.
Re: lose some weight – AMEN
i'm pissed you didn't put the one up of me and my besties with the personalized cake!!!
Couldn't you pick some more attractive girls to represent you, asshole?
Before I read the rest of this post I assumed that girl in white in the first pic was like if Kirsten Dunst had finally gone off anorexia. She looks just like Kirsten.
So Reuters is posting that Fidel Castro appeared in his first TV show today and referenced world events that happened this week. But, I'm sure this was doctored as Perez's sources and thereby himself are never wrong. Sorry to post here, but Perez hasn't mentioned this event.
fuckin fat whores make me so angry. i fuckin hate the world of today, it's full of shit like these fuckin fat whores
Good gawd, the only thing uglier than Perez Hilton are the pathetic fans who worship him.
these stupid fuckin whores annoy me so fuckin much i can't even describe it. "fuck rehab" uuuuuuuuu they think they so fuckin bad-ass hardcore party girls fuck they ain't shit to me. They only drink for the social effect. They just wanna have fun. To me that's fuckin ridiculous.
these fuckin whores disgust me.
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA THAT GIRL PICKED UP THAT SWEATER IN THE SALE SECTION. HAHAHHAHAHA. OH AND THAT OTHER GIRL WITH LONG HAIR……………THE TUBBY ONE….WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO SEND YOUR PIC IF YOU LOOKED LIKE THAT WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Where can I get that Fuck Rehab shirt??? fucking great
It's unbelievable to me how mean-spirited some of you are. Tell me, what do you get out of insulting total strangers, people who never did anything to you? I am appalled and saddened by some of these comments.
I heart Perez
Pic # 1 - White Shirt: Do they make toothpaste in Canada?
Pic # 1 - Gray Shirt: Are you KIDDING me! Her stomach fat is bigger then her tits.!
Pic# 2 - White Top: Same with the girl in the whiteup top. That bitch is fat and ulgy. Look are how big her fucking ares arm? Also…Please dont wear anything around your neck when your fat..
Pic #2 - White Shirt: HAHA. Im sure I see an Italian bitch here. Look at her top lip. She has more hair then i do! Shave bitch Shave!
PS. Yes, We know. Your like any other Fugly girl with an Fucking nasty face and must cause attention to your boobs..Surreal.!
Pic #3 - Got ForeHead?
Pic # 4 - Please…Someone help that whale..it will die if you dont put in back in the water.
Pic # 5 - No comment..Bitch needs a new face.
Pic # 6 - HAHAHA Im sure everyone is going to comment about her. So Ill go easy on her. She looks like that annoying bitch from Lilo and Stich, But seriously..YOur not photogetic and quit trying to be..Im sure you’ll find your lover one day. As in lover I mean your neigbhors dog!
Pic #7 - Fat, Ulgy, & gay. Doesnt get much worst then that.
Pic #8 - Girl to the left., Your cute. So I can olny say to truth about you other then your Cute. Girl to the right..Dude, Wheres your eyebrowS!
HAHAHAHA thats is the funniest thing I've ever seen on perezhilton.com! HAHA
Damn Perez, you actually found people uglier than you to model your clothes. Who is that beast with the combover?! *barf*
Well this is just further proof that most of the Perez readers (aka the women here) are ugly and digusting fat slobs.
Man, those are some ugly people!!!!!
Um… those girls are butt ugly, but NOT ALL canadians looks like that! Hell I'm Canadian and I bloody model to put myself through school! There are a lot less fat people in Canada then there are in the States that's for sure! I love how no Americans know a thing about Canada
Re: emily – NOOOOO emily ~ those who decide to put on t-shirts they bought from Perez and attempt to get on a website by kissing ass are pathetic ~ THIS is why we fuck w/them. But nice try ~ kind of hard to argue when your fug faces are posted on this site and half of america is laughing their asses off at you
Perez, put me in touch with the gorgeous blonde in picture #2 with the gray shirt! She's beautiful and I want to chat her up!
Cheers, Ant
1st pic - blond girl looks like she has little class (hickish) and needs to whiten her very blunt teeth. The second girl in that picture needs to find a weight watcher's group. She could be pretty if she shed some poundage.
2nd pic - Both look like white trash sluts… the kind that use the word "like" a little too much. Hairdressers? Appear not to be college educated.
3rd pic - She's actually cute. I give her props for looking smart and not being obese.
4th pic - totally fake. Idiot bitch. Someone "wake" her and let her know that ultra faded denim look went out in '91.
5th pic - She's ugly, needs to whiten her teeth, and needs to return to her first grade classroom pronto. She looks like the type that shops at Walmart.
6th pic - Da'am. what is it? It needs to lose weight, get a stylist, and a rhinoplasty… it's the fucking ugliest pot pie I ever did see.
7th pic - the guy is okay… nothing special. You can tell he thinks highly of himself. Buddy, your shit DOES stink. Go away.
8th pic - Finally, decent looking and decently dressed gals. The first one (the left) is by far cuter. Shit, they even look like they might be a little educted.
Anywho… anyone that wears Perez clothing just to be featured here is a fucking retarded desperate loser. Your 1 milisecond of fame is over.
im sorry im not gonna hook u up w\ her ……………………….SHES MINE!!!
Re: perezisme – Oh, man… you're greedy.
Hook a brother up.
Re: katica – HOTTEST GIRLS I HAVE EVER SEEN… ESP THE BLONDE .. SHE MUST HAVE GOOD FAMILY GENES.
CINCINNATI LOVES PEREZZZZZ
PEREZ HILTON IS THE QUEEN OF THE HOLLYWOOD SCENE!!!
HMMMM…SO, THESE are the people calling OTHER people UGLY all the time??? Hypocrites, all of you, you're all pots calling the kettle black!
Hey Perez–
What happened to you strongly claiming that Fidel Castro was dead already?! He seemed to be alive and kicking (if barely) when they aired his speech yesterday.
Wow, a few pictures of some "ugly" women makes all Canadian women ugly? lmao, typical American thinking.
BTW, for the people making the fat comments.. last I read, 33% of American women are obese, as opposed to Canada's 23%. Hmm, guess most of the lard is south of the border.
Also studies show that Canadians have more sex than Americans. So, maybe there's less sex because Americans are ugly? Or just impotent?
Ya'know, just a thought.
P.S, The women in pic 2 are very pretty.
PEREZ,YOU SELF PROMOTING TOOL!!! WE DON"T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FANS!! WHO JUST WANT TO GET ON THIS PAGE….ALL YOUR LAME SHIT ABOUT LAUREN AND YOUR NEW ALLIANCE WITH FAME-WHORES SPIEDI–(SPENCER-HEIDI) WE ALL SAW YOU HANGIN WITH THEM!! GET A CLUE YOU ARE BECOMING JUSTA AS SELF PROMOTING AND ANNOYING AS YOUR NEW PALS…YOUR DIVA MELT-DOWN ON MTV WAS THE LAST STRAW,, THAT AND YOUR CONSTANT ATTACKS ON LC—KARMA WILL GET YOU!!! YOUR AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING, LOOK IN THE MIRROR FATTY
…ALL THE HATERS WANNA HATE!
CRAZY JEALOUS MUCH?!
Typical your biggest fans would be fat Canadians - you are a fucking joke, Perez.
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Pic #2 Gray Shirt…… You are hot stuff…If you dont live in L.A. Get your ass down here…Your young, pretty, and should be single…Dont waste time in a small town doing naughty things with douche bags, do them with a SOMEBODY..LMAO
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YOU FREAKING RETARDS! SAYING THEY'RE FAT AND UGLY AND LAME FOR LIKING PEREZ! SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SLIM AND GORGEOUS, WITH AN AMAZING BUSY SOCIAL LIFE THAT YOU GO ON RANDOM WEBSITES TO TAKES THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE! They're having fun! Geez, give them a break. I go on this website when I'm bored. And no, I'm not fat (or ugly, bitches) but it's not exactly easy when food is so cheap nowadays. Think you're so high up that you can diss people who you don't know. Lame lame laaaame.
I LOVE PEREZ! Keep it up =]
That girl in the second photo on the right that's squeezing her titties together is hot, hot, hot. I would do her in a second
Re: ahaha olny your the best! –
hahahah your comments are they greatest shit ever. Keep on thrashing on these fuckin fat ugly whores! you rule!
THESE FUCKIN FAT WHORES DISGUST ME.
The chick in the 2nd picture, on the right… YUMMY can I help you hold those?
Re: Ant – im sorry shes ALLLLLLLL mine brother…… its gGOOD
Re: what ever – ecuse me this is perez u need to slow ur role there fattie!!!!!
Re: perezisme – I think EVERYONE dropping negative comments need to "slow their roll…" It's one thing to bash a celebrity (a la Perez's drawings and comments) either because of dislike, or trying to be humorous, for entertainment, or whatever. However, everybody who sent their pic in to Perez here are just regular people that don't have thousands of fans letters sent their way and millions of dollars in their bank account to offset everyone's negative comments. Just be cool with these people… if you are angry and don't like Perez or this site, don't visit it. If you just don't like the pics, then move on to another post… PH has tons of pics posted that you can let your creative hater juices flow on. however these people are wives, daughters, sisters, husbands, sons, brothers, and friends of others… think about that and how you would feel if somebody was nasty to a family member of yours.
Finally, to the blonde in the grey shirt in the second picture… you rock. PH won't give up your e-mail for me to drop a line… (I did try!) so I just wanted to pass that on.
Cheers,
A
Your supposed to get famous first!
Re: Jess – Re: Jess – Your supposed to get famous first!
HAHA
I CANT BELIEVE THE AMERICANS ARE CALLING THE CANADIANS FAT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
How do i get a fuck rehab shirt can u send me the link or something……SEXYSHADDY@AOL.COM
Re: Ant – OK so ill give u her email its dancechicka06@hotmail.com!!!
Re: OLNY! – EXUSE ME?!?!?
Re: OLNY – GET A LIFE. AMERICANS ARE SELF ABSORBED IDIOTS. BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP YOU STUPID AMERICAN IDIOTS. NO WONDER THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES YOU GUYS. YOU SUCK! GO CANADA!