Back To Rehab
Filed under: Drugs
Daddy's coming for you Lindsay!
Richie Sambora has checked back in to rehab.
But not just any rehab!
The Bon Jovi guitarist is currently seeking treatment for his addictions at the Cirque Lodge in Utah, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan is currently working on getting better.
His peen is gonna be down her throat faster than you can say "daddy issues."
Lohan loves her some older menz!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: September 22, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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Re: phil –
crap! i was so close lol
First Beyotches!
Whoa, he's halfway there
Whoa, living on a beer
Take this can, and I'll drink it I swear
Whoa, living on a beer
firsttt
BRITNEY SPEARS RAWKS
1stt
Nobody care about this guy…. next!
Nobody cares about this guy…. next!
fucking sick
first!!!!
TOO TRUE!!!
Wow. Sad thing is you're probably right.
first!
first???? ewww
Speaking of his "peen" - his bulge is totally noticeable in that picture
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read/thought about! Thanks for the mental pic!! LOL
HEY HOMER, shove it Lilos' cute lil' ass 4 me, on one of those "smoke breaks" they give ya!!!
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Perez you're such a Cunt. Let people get better you fat ass bitch.
He was in my friend's restaurant a couple of months back with John Elway and Jon Bon Jovi. My friend said that he was totally plowed along with Elway. Also, that he was a greasy pig. I guess they are involved with arena footnall or something. My friend said that they had some issues. It was pretty bad.
She'll chug. She'll chug.
WHY YOU JEALOUS?
YOU WANT EVERY MANS PEEN DOWN YOUR THROAT
TALK ABOUT ISSUES
YOU HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN 4 CRIPES SAKE
YOUR THE ONE WITH I S S U E S
GOD YOU ARE P A T H E T I C
Could you just ONCE (in your feeble excuse for a life) offer support to someone in crisis? Do you EVER have ANYTHING positive to say to these people whose lives are so obviously in turmoil? Well, anyone besides Paris Hilton that is. You'd eat the peanuts out of her shit! Wouldn't you Perez ?
Maybe Britney will join them. They could have a three some.
~EW~I hate it when you say PEEN Perez…Growdie to the max.
"His peen is gonna be down her throat faster than you can say “daddy issues.”" lol, Perez is so funny.
He's there to get some ass.
(to the tune of Dead or Alive)
Cause I'm an alkie
On a bar stool I hide
I'm hammered
from noon til sunrise
Hammered, hammered
Noon til sunrise
I'd like to know why my comments are deleted after they've posted. Guess the truth hurts you fucking pedophile lowlife. We're still waiting for your response about Fidel Castro but then you work with fiction and not truth. As for Lindsay, the fact that she's voluntarily extended her stay at rehab indicates her commitment and willingness to try to change her behavior and she should be praised for her efforts. It doesn't erase any of the poor decisions of her past, but then we can only work on our futures, but that's a little deep for a guy who's ambition is to hit the milwaukee airport restroom, or so you said in your blog earlier in the week. What a pathetic life you must have had growing up. Can't blame your old man for leaving you behind. Still like to hear your take on all the lawsuits pending against you.
When you go to rehab,
take Britney and Owen Wilson with you!
pedophile pedophile pedophile
Nice bulge, Richie!
Lindsay should have some fun feasting on that!!
:-o
Re: Rash Manly – Don't forget about the toothless wino!
BON JOVI SHOULD HAVE HUNG IT UP A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
THEIR RECORD LABEL SURELY MUST SHELL OUT THE JACK AS PAYOLLA TO GET THEIR MAJOR CRAP ON THE RADIO.
THEIR SONG'S ARE CHOCK FULL OF EVERY PATHETIC, SAPPY, CLICHE LINE YOU COULD EVER HEAR IN A "ROCK SONG" THAT ONE COULD EVER HEAR IN YOUR LIFE.
THEY SUCK BAD!!!!!
Re: Everybody in america –
HE DOES IT TO ME TOO BROTHER
HES GOING TO GET HIS
I WILL GLADLY PISS ON HIS AIDS INFECTED GRAVE
perez, do you just cut and paste from other sites? you suck lately with all your "old" gossip of the day!
lol
I thought that was Owen Wilson.
That shit made me laugh out loud.
Break out the family-sized tube of lube! HoHan will be riding him like a racehorse in the Kentucky Derby in no time!
Perez get over it she has a boyfriend in rehab allready LOL
Heather was so smart to leAVE RICHIE REALLY FUCKED UP
While you are up there you can trade "STD'S" with Lugar Lohan.
Okay Perez, if you're going to take a poll on what to name that couple here's your first suggestion:
GROSS & GROOSER
Id stay drunk all day too if I had to listen to Bon Jovi's mush-mouth vocal technique.
Yaahhhhh wwwhhhhaaaaaannnaa makke awwwww memmmoooooorrrraaaayyyyyyyyahhhhhhh (you wanna make make a memory)
Bon Jovi is HORRIBLE.
While he's there he should use the gym to burn off some of the alcohol weight off his BELLY!!
Yet another representative of New Jersey's finest.
oh my god, you're so right - they're already doing it! nothing like hot and heavy rehab sex! heather and denise will poop in their spanx and depends!!!
I don't know if this is true because I read it in the National Enquirer but Lindsay is already having bathroom liaisons with some married singer who is in rehab with her. I love her though. At least she doesn't try to front and judge other people. :>
Looks like O Wilson
Re: kim – — no you're not so shut the fuck up!
Oh yeah, cuz we KNOW HOHan is gonna stay 'twuewy n wuv' with her currently married present fuckbuddy. She was probably ready for some fresh meat by the time ol' Rich poured himself in there.
Richie is HOT - but after he rolls around with Lohan - I wouldn't fuck him with Perez's dinky
I'll be FIRST in line to 13th step him. Nice package!
wow! ur degrating to women!
Shutup! Richie ROCKS!!! Definitely one of the greatest guitarists in the world!! Go RICHIE!!!!!!!!!
BON JOVI ROCKS!!
HAA HA I THOUGHT THAT WAS OWEN WILSON
Re: whoo dun it – Good point!
Earth to Amy Winehouse:
Make rehab your second stop,
right after your seven visits to a dentist.
God bless you Richie I hope you get the help you need. As a resident of the Garden State and a true fan of yours for the past 20 some years I wish only the best for you. Life is not always easy, even when it seems like you have everything. Ther are obstacles and challenges for all of us! If only we all could go to the Cirque Lodge! Just think of all the things in this great world you have to be thankful for ( your life, your daughter, the fabulous gift God gave you) I hope to see you and the boys again soon rockin the stage here in Jersey!!!! Love, RP
I just have to tell you… I went to high school with this GEEK!!!! Trust me, he was an asshole and hung with the "wanna be jocks" and they were all ASSHOLES!!!! I still cannot believe he became who he is…When they all started, my 'buds' had a band called "Deuce"…and EVERYTIME there was a local 'Battle of the Bands', they won, Not JOHN BON JOIVI "from over the bridge" and his friends….So it still amazes me, I am sure, that if my buds "went for it" like the boys from Sayreville, Sewaren & Carteret did, they would be bigger, but they had different asperations…Like going to school, starting businesses, families, they didnt go for the 'dream', even though I think they would , Anyway…Richie was the biggest jerkoff in the group…He just was fuckin' weird….His friends were the biggest assholes in our school…Woodbridge High…Trust me… He can't be anything than he was….a big fuckin' dork…And please….don't get me started on Jon BonJovi…’cause I know somethin' about him that may start divorce proceedings….Cont. below….
Cont….There is a reason that his first born is named Jesse James Louis…I can tell you the most fuckin' funny story that involves his wife, my brother and MY GRANDMOTHER… Like I said, there is a reason…Poor Jon, another fuckin' loser; Hey loser Jon…."Hey watch out, dont mess up my black marble bathroom while you take a piss"… lol…Your kid is probably my nephew, you dumb ass"…. Richie, what a DORK!!!!!! Grew up under power tension lines in one of the most gross places in the free world….But he is cool…Yeah, right….DORK…A wanna be of the drunk jocks of Woodbridge High….Asshole….LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
xox, ilona rose
For those of you who say I am jealous of his succes…Yeah…Fuck Right…How can such a loser do so much….I am serious…You wouldn't have fucked him at junior prom if you were drunk, that is what an asshole he was…For real… We are all amazed at what he became…Who would have thought…LOL…Goes to show you… It ain't like he is some fab guitar player or singer…Just an asshole who got lucky…SO for all of us out there.. There is always hope… Even one of the biggest ASSHOLES of your highschool can make it big….so can you… LOL….Still a dick…Still an asshole… LOLOL…
xox, ilona rose
FAT MESS UGH
Please please please please leave Richie alone everyone. He's getting help and trying to put his life back together after everything fell apart, I can't believe how horrible people are despite the fact he is doing his best.
By the way i don't believe there is anythign to say that he had an affair with Denise, the relationship started after Heather filed for divorce and not before.
I'm so heartbroken for him and his family. This has to have all been so difficult for his mother and daughter especially.
Perez, that's disgusting and completely, unnecessarily crude.
Isn't it funny how "those who knew him" back in the day have nothing but disdain? Sounds like jealousy to me.
I knew Richie back in the day when they started, before they were big. He was a great guy, not the "dork" or "loser" you claim. He was kind and down to earth. His parents were really sweet, as well.
Go on, haters. Go on with your boring lives and bitter words. He will buy and sell you ten times over.
Leave Richie the F*ck alone. You nasty jealous f*cks. We love u Richie and will ALWAYS stand beside you.
I pray daily for the death of the talentless Perez. You fat nasty pig. I bet you had a Bon Jovi poster hanging in your room.
And for # 75, r u on drugs? You pathetic excuse for a human being. May you, your kids, grandchildren, and what sounds like dickless no sex brother continue to live the poor useless lifestyle u have come to know.
Go to hell and burn baby burn.
oh dang! i seriously thought this was owen wilson, no jokee!
Hi this message is for the annoying people who like to say first even if they are #88 please seek some treatment it's called OCD OCD OCD OCD OCD OCD OCD OCD
He's probably going to rehab just so he can get a piece of Lohan!
he's discusting and his little skank Denise too
richie can put his peen down my throat anytime! way way hot!
He just went there to screw her. Just like she did to the other guy. Well at least Richie is single.
"his peen will be down her throat faster than you can say 'daddy issues"
Oh Perez, this is why I LOVE YOU!
OH HELL YEY-EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………………………HONEY IF YOU WERE GAY YOU'D BE SOME YUMMY FOR JAZZY'S TUMMY
you make me sick ! leave richie alone. he is a genius. He is getting help. his father died not too long ago so give him a break.
Re: GO AWAY BON JOVI –
WoW! Is this still AMERICA? I think SO! If you do not like Bon Jovi, DO NOT BUY THEIR MUSIC, change the station! But as far as them "hanging it up along time ago." NOT!!!!!!!! They still ROCK & are still HOTT! I've been a fan for 23 years & will be one for the REST OF MY LIFE! So they are human, they have problems just like the rest of us. STOP THE HATE! Ya'll are only ragging on all of these people because ya'll don't have ENOUGH TO DO!! GET A LIFE! ( I'm a housewife so I don't have any thingbetter to do!!)