Nobody Likes Jessica Alba
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If she weren't such a twat, we might feel bad for her.
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba's new movie, Good Luck Chuck, is a disappointment at the box office.
Co-starring
Doing surprisingly well, though, is Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil: Extinction. The film took in a robust $9.6 mill on Friday and is expected to take in $23.5 million this weekend, better than previously projected.
Don't Call Me Latina may be pretty to look at, but she can't open a film!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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first?
omg i went and watched that movie…wohoho first!!
Jessica whom?
first!
what's Lindsay been up to?
omg i went and saw that movie…and it was just me and mah friend…anywho…first!!!
I hate jessica alba. I rather have Hayden Panitierre or w/e the fuck her name is.
Speak for yourself queer. I think Jessica is very lovely.
haha look at her FEET.
First! She's still HOT!
first
Haha. She sucks!
jessica can suck my immagenary balls that stupid slut.she fucked me brother
is it on local cable late tonight
awww
still damn pretty this woman
is she a biatch in real life or something?,,,,,y the twat comment?…. n i think we all knew that movie would bomb y do i wanna sit thru and hour n a half thru bad physical comedy??
im so glad no one is falling for that dane cook/ pretty girl combination crap!!
She's a total bitch. I asked for a picture with her one time and she said, "I don't take pictures with people shorter than 5'5" because it makes me look humongous" Wow bitch right?
who gives a fuck? first
I don't understand why it was rated R, thats why it took in so much less money. If it would have been pg-13 all these little horny highschool teens would have probably went to go see it.
Sometimes, pretty just doesn't get you that far…
Leave her alone! Look at Fantastic 4, that was a great opening!
BLAME DANE COOK!
Perez, you missed the ironic moustache train by three years. Oh and she made more money on a flop movie than you will for doing ten Z-list celebrity shows on MTV.
third muahaha
Fuck a pretty face if she has no pride in her heritage!
Wish I was latina…
first. aw i love jessica
overrated chipmunk cheek whore! That movie looks retarded.
okay more like 30th lololol
shes not funny
Yeah, if only she took better acting classes and was a little less stuck up maybe people would like her eh? Oh and if she wasn't ashamed of being Hispanic.
I don't like Jessica Alba. Never did.
What's the "don't call me latina" thing about?? Did she say that? IS she latina?
Why are people expected to want to be proud of their heritage? Maybe she doesn't want to be called latina for a reason? Because she is american. I'm sure black people don't like being called simply "African". Perez likes to pick and choose who he hates on and this is an example of a pathetic attempt.
She's "generic" pretty. Nothing out of the usual.
she doesn't seem nice…..pretty only gets u so far……
Awwww…it looked like a good movie to me but I love those sappy comedies!
I always catch them on DVD anyway! Not much of a movie goer (i'm too cheap)!!
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate this stupid bitch and they always cast her as the scientist. Po-leeeez.
i think it really has more to do with the fact that everything dane cook touches flops. he is filming a new movie (bachelor no. 2) in boston and i predict that will flop hard too. he isn't funny. neither are movies that rely on physical comedy. poor j-alba. just do movies where you sit a look pretty. you aren't funny either.
why did perez put her name as " jessica dont call me latina alba"??
Yep that movie is going to suck at the box office, just read the reviews…..
seems cute 2 me,,,,,,,,besides all Real actresses are lil' bitches, when they are young, durrrrrr,,,,if she is an Og. New Yorker, than she is probably naturally ignornant to Cali's culture,,,
Shes walking like a penguin
I would drink her bath water.
Uhm…like most people, I have no problem going to a Jessica Alba movie. I DO have a problem seeing a Dane Cooke movie, though. The dude sucks and unless Jessica is butt nekkid buns up kneeling, I ain't paying $10 to see that unfunny douchebag.
i'm not surprised, that literally looks like the worst movie ever made. resident evil looks cool though.
She refused to go out with me…..you know because I was latino and didn't want to be seen with one
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Did she borrow AMY WINEHOUSE'S shoe. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
so what how much did the movie cost to make ? probably less than 10 million, it will make more than that just from DVD sales
it's because people can tell that she's a total bitch! no amount of acting can cover up a cold heart! and who wants to pay $10 to watch some chick pretend that she's actually funny and affectionate when she's so stern in real life.
her beauty is only skin deep she's a total biotch! Thanks perez 4 da update!
She's American, not latin. I don't celebrate my european heritage either you f'ing morons.
JESSICA ALBA IS NOT LATINO! SHE IS MULTI-CULTURAL SO WHY SHOULD SHE WANT TO BE CALLED JUST A LATINA. IT IS HER CHOICE. PEOPLE WHO HAVE MIXED BACKROUNDS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CHOOSE WHAT CULTURE THEY WANT TO BE IN THEY SHOULD RESPECT THEIR WHOLE BACKROUND. SHE IS JUST AS MUCH WHITE AS SHE IS HISPANIC. SO LET HER DEFINE HERSELF PEREZ. YOU SIT THERE AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR NEXT HAIR COLOR!
Nice how you don't put any blame on Dane Cook for the flop
Actually, the opening of the film isn't that bad.
She's a fucking mexican! Why doesn't she want to be called "Latina"? If she was from Spain or somewhere where the people are light skin then you can ask not to be called "latina"…but she is darker then my fucking butt hole!
Places with light skin latino's
1.Spain
2.Brazil
3.Argintina
4.Cuba
5.ElSalvador
6.Chile
7.Columbia
People with Indian Looking Features.
1.Mexico!!!!!
Whatever she is I think her teeth are too large.
Um, yes. You're right. If J. Alba doesn't want to celebrate or even ACKNOWLEDGE her latinaness, then maybe she should give back like half of her money she made playing latina parts. I'm not saying she has to go to a march and wave a flag - but she openly makes negative and disparging comments about latino people. And then makes money off of it. She is a poor role model, a bad actress, and from what people say not very nice. I've been thinking this for YEARS and I love that Perez is here to make it offical.
(and btw, it is possible to be proud to be American and of your ancestory. I think that's the whole of point of america, isn't it?)
Re: Danno – Good point Danno it's because… Perez is a woman H8R!
Perez, you're not everybody! (even though you're big enough to be at least 3 people)
Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean "NOBODY" does.
I LOVE JESSICA ALBA!!!
Perez, I love you dearly but don't forget that TWAT is the UK version of the US word "CUNT" so be careful you don't alienate your UK fans. I was a bit shocked. And you KNOW ah love yah!
~UK Sam
i think it's funny that she dresses like girls that went to my high school.
Perez, you have no talent. it's pathetic you're famous. you can't even write well and people in this country like to categorize people! SHE IS MULTICULTURAL! most are! Besides being an AMERICAN, my heritage is from 3 different countries! I don't only say I'm middle eastern because ONE country is in the Middle east..you're an idiot! I don't care that you're fat and gay, but you're just FUCKING STUPID!
HAHHHAHA her feet.. oh man…. and i second that nico..
She is ugly…. I dont like her at all… and that movie looks like it sucks sh*t, it's been overdone and overplayed…. dumb clumsy girl meets a guy…..like how many of those type of movies r we gonna see???? aghhhh lame….. i dont like her at all…. her face looks like a donkey
Perez, your an idiot. your are a mean jerk who likes to be an asshole. don't make fun of Jessica just because she doesn't want to be judged for her skin color. she embraces her heritage, she just happens to feel closer to her other roots, just not particularly that one….
so just keep your asshole mouth shut
Maybe the movie bombed b/c of Dane Cook. I do not see the appeal of him at all, and don't think I've ever laughed at a single thing he's said! And has he had any hits???
SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE PART IN YOUR RACE BAITING ASSHOLE
WHO CARES IF SHES LATINO. IT ONLY MATTERS TO ME WHEN YOU PRAISE
YOUR RACIST LATINO FRIENDS MARIO….
YOUR A DESPICABLE MOFO
GET PEREZ OFF THE AIR E-MAIL VH-1 AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS RETARD
HE DOESN'T DESERVE SHIZIT
jessica alba sucks
Doesn't look like Dane Cook can carry a movie either Perez. He is just down right annoying. Half the time he acts like he's coked up.
dane cook is box office poison, i hate that fucking motherfucker
Yeah, she seems like a bitch. I like Dane Cook though.
She’s a fucking mexican! The olny thing that makes her american is that she was born here! None of her family is/has white roots.! BEANER BEANER BEANER!
The movie previews look stupid to begin with and Dane Cook sucks ass. The only reason she was cast was because of her body. Everyone knows she can't act.
You are so stupid to keep harping on the "don't call me Latina" comment like it was a bad thing. Dumbass. What she was saying is that she wasn't raised Latina and therefore isn't going to jump on the "Ethnic" bandwagon like so many celebs "raised just plain old AMERICAN" are now doing.
Is she really that pigeon-toed???? My god, I bet she trips over her own feet. LOL. Straighten-out your feet girl.
People leave her alone!
She chose to be white!!!!!!!!
Well, the movie was hilarious and that's all that matters. If we based our opinions of how much we like movies by how the stars are 'in real life' that would be pretty pathetic imo.
I PERSONALLY know someone who worked with her and said she is the biggest BITCH and looks completely and utterly hideous without her makeUP on!!!!!!!!!Also that she is MEAN to little kids….i guess she was never young ?????
HA….she will not be remembered as a good actress , she is just washed UP!
what ever, Miss "I'm not Latina" she can kiss my ass.
jessica alba is a straight up whore
which explains why she got herpes
she openly talks about sleeping around and shes just plain nasty.
why would $15 million open be a dud for a comedy? It's certainly a lot better #s than Cook's last movie with Jessica Simpson.
Number 61, The people Of Spain, Brazil and Argentina are not light-skinned, they are in fact, European. Over 85% of the population of Argentina are Europeans who immigrated there, ditto for Brazil. Their culture is Latin their genetics European. Spaniards too are European, not hispanic. Mexico and other Latin countries are different however, they are a combination of races. Miss. Alba is clearly a combination of Indian and Spanish blood, Mesitzo. though she seems very uncomfortable with that fact.
actually, ASC, she is French/Danish/Native American/Mexican. so she does have European lineage. similar to mine actually. which is why I look like the white Jessica Alba. hehe ^^
Well Perez, is she can't open a film, neither your friend Angelina Jolie. In fact, and this is real funny, Alba's film opened with more viewers than Angelina and her Mighty Heart Failure.
So, what's your point?
so she hates wetbacks so do most Americans!!
omg she's miniature! look how microscopic she is next to that huge-ass car!
While I think Jessica Alba is a bitch, I went to see the move last night. It's FUCKING funny as hell. Dane Cook is really funny. My fiance said it's almost as good as wedding crashers. It's pretty obscene, so there isn't a way it could have been PG-13. It was the only movie at the theater they were carding kids for (make sure they are 18)…it's pretty raunchy…but really funny!
It's to bad her beauty can't conceal the ignorance that is Jessica "dont call me latina" Alba…it ALMOST makes me feel bad for her…I am an American raised latina, PROUD OF IT! Jessica Alba sucks major Huevos rancheros!
I say all us PROUD Hispanics boycott her and any projects, products she is involved with. Anyone who denies heritage is so sad and one pays the consequences. I say Boycott the Bitch!
she has never been a good actress! she should go back to tv shows!
duh, because the movie looks dumb as hell. who wants to watch some bimbo run into, fall on, and break things for 90 minutes?
duh, because the movie looks dumb as hell. who wants to watch some bimbo run into, fall on, and break things for 90 minutes?
Her film is a dud because Dane Cook is in it! The other movie he did with Jessica Simpson also flopped. Blame Dane!!!! And leave Jessica alone! She's a human!!!
I don't see why you don't like her. SHE'S NOT LATIN !! she's american, she has latin roots, that's all, that doesn't mean she has to speak spanish or go dancing salsa and stuff.
Don't be stupid Perez! and I'm latin !
I will go see ANYTHING that has Dane Cook in it.
perez, you're an asshole. get over yourself and stop hating on jessica alba. the movie was good - who cares about sales? you're just pissed because she's hot and well, you're not.