Nobody Likes Jessica Alba
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If she weren't such a twat, we might feel bad for her.
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba's new movie, Good Luck Chuck, is a disappointment at the box office.
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Doing surprisingly well, though, is Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil: Extinction. The film took in a robust $9.6 mill on Friday and is expected to take in $23.5 million this weekend, better than previously projected.
Don't Call Me Latina may be pretty to look at, but she can't open a film!
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Shes over rated..i met her at a club and i was excited to meet her and she was mean and then i read she doesnt like to be called latina and her dad says they dont speak mexican..shes pretty ignorant…and hello your last name is alba and your caramel color…your not white!
Her mom is French and Danish, and her Dad is of Mexican heritage. Both of her parents were BORN IN THE U.S.A., and her Dad's parents were ALSO
BORN IN THE U.S.A. They are as far removed from Mexico as I am from Scotland and England. I don't call myself British or Scot. Neither did my parents, and neither did my grandparents. It's kinda like labelling gays because they're gay. Her dad never wanted his kids to feel different in America, and so why are you trying to? It's not relevant, unless you are obsessed about race or racial profiling. Everyone is unique and has value.
What is it with you and your God complex Perez. YOU don't like her, that doesn't mean that everyone doesn't like her. I don't really know who she is and I have never seen her act but I have just decided to really really like her and go and see her movie! Stop being such a self important freak! Oh and also stop using "we". You are a queen not the queen so it's just twatty coming from you and nobody likes a twat, do they Perez?
why would a fat ugly fucking pig like perez pick on Jessica? She is gorgeous and his little rants about her won't change peoples opinion of her. If a slimy cocksucker like perez represents the latina race, I wouldn't want to be one either. Thank god I'm not.
I had no idea this stupid talentless little ho! said "Don't call me Latina" what a fucking retard! I don't know what the fuzz is with this Bitch anyway! Cause she ain't all that,and she's even less after hearing this coment. And after hearing something like this, and just won't watch any movie she's in cause that's what she deserves (since I can't slap the ignorance out of her,the least I could do then, is not watch her stupid ass on the big screen).
LOL,,,Who thought she could actually pull off the leading role? Musta have been a hell of a BJ.
So in this movie if u fuck Dane Cook u find ur true love. And then he meets this twat and he doesnt wanna fuck her cause he doesnt want to lose her…WOW WHAT A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS DIDNT MAKE 50 MILLION OPENING NIGHT!! *Rolls eyes*
GOOD for her thats what she gets for her self loathing and her hateful comments dummy
good luck chuck came in second. and as far as popularity jessica is in good company
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shes amazing.
you dont like her bc shes not in and out of rehab like lo-ho and wino.
*sigh* too bad talent isnt judged on skills anymore, its judged on how many drugs you do and how many drinks you chug.
thats exactly why I DIDNT go see her movie. You should rep WHATEVER race or however many races you are. Dumb-ass should embrace all that she is. Ignorant twat.
I love her! She is only 1/2 mexican so what if she identifies with the other half.
No matter how blond she dies her hair she will ALWAYS look "Latina". Shit, I get people all the time asking me what I am (anywhere from Filipino to Middle Eastern) and I don't get offended, so why should she?
SHE'S NOT LATINA. SHE'S MULTIRACIAL!!! She has never made rude comments about hispanic people or put them down in any way. She just asks not to be labeled by race obsessed people. It's nice that you have a clearly defined "race" or "culture" Perez but keep in mind that more and more of the US doesn't. That movie bombed because Dane Cook is worthless crap. And if you were as hot as her you would be just as stuck up as her
If she doesn't want to be call "latina" she should change her last name. mmm…
Even her dad told George Lopez on a show that he didn't speak spanish… And her dad is Mexican. Now you understand why she thinks that way. What a ah? Now it makes you think what she thinks about illegal immigrants???
Even Beyonce wishes to be a latina?
its nice to know im not the only one who despises her.
she's a biatch and she can't act! especially since she's been whitewashed by hollywood. Whre is the cutie pie who took our breaths away with dark angel? at least she had an emotional range then. The 'I'm so pretty don't touch me, you;re beneath me' crap is so over.
pretty is as pretty does and right now…
Pretty ain't doing squat!
WOW YOU AMERICANS ARE SO RASIST!!!! All of you are really blowing my mind. I never knew it was this bad. It doesn't matter if you are black, white, hispanic, whatever, you are all so racist. And this from the country that keeps trying to run the world. Scary thought!
Re: funky munky – no you are the racist fucker
omg!!! she cant act for shyt! i mean look at Honey! that movie was such a freakin joke…she just gets by because she had "the look"…i mean come on?!?! she really cant open a movie…even with fantastic 4…she had other stars with her, and thats d only reason why it sold! Perez told d truth when she said TWAT!
Re: Crystal –
hahahahah sooo true!!!!
Re: stephanie – YOU ARE NOT 100% mexican if you are blond with blue eyes bc mexicans are not like that you probably have european blood on you.
Uh, Perez.. .did you SEE the previews for this film? It looks like the most tired, worn out humor ever. No wonder people aren't lining up to see it.
so, although i do think the alba chick is hot as hell. dane cook is a fag and ugly. his female fans are total stalkers. i know by slight association. i have a friend who is a super fan. he is a total douche. this i also know by my friend who is his "friend" for reals.
then, to add… jessica alba is hot but every time i have ever wasted time to read an interview she has done i am dissapointed. she always pulls the "latina" thing. as well as, the "fat" thing. making statements like, i am considered "curvy" and am way "bigger than most actressess in hollywood"… she is so full of it… she's like a size 2. what kind of a "role model" is she. and we wonder why anorexia is the new fad.
MEXICAN PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS AND RACIST. IGNORANT FUCKERS GET A LIVE, NOT ALL LATINOS LOOK LIKE YOU AND NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. SHE IS AMERICAN SO BACK OFF AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. LATIN IT'S A CULTURE AND A NACIONALITY JUST LIKE AMERICANS!! GET THE FUKING EDUCATION AND STOP STEREOTYPING
maybe because she can't act
I would keep her locked up in my basement in nothing but her own panties, which she would be forced to wear until they reeked with her sweet American, Mexican, Black, White, Indian, WHO THE FUCK CARES YOU STUPID INSIGNIFICANT NOBODIES, sweaty ass juice. Then I use those panties to make a very special tea, which we would both drink from my prized china collection.
psh i still wanna see that movie! hello dane cook+possibility of shirt of=me sitting in front row:)
mEXICANS ARE DUMB, UGLY ILLITERATE, UNEDUCATED,FAT LAZY AND FULL OF SHIT. i DON'T BLAME jESSICA AND HATE WETBACKS TOO!!
stupid taco eaters go home
perfect way to describe yourself moron!
Re: ALISON – WHAT A FUCKING IGNORANT ASSHOLE YOU ARE ALISON!! GET A GRIP GIRL….MEXICANS WHERE HERE BEFORE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES SHE GET SO OFFENDED ABOUT BEING CALLED A LATINA
SHE SHOULDNT CARE…
WHY DOES SHE GET SO OFFENDED ABOUT BEING CALLED A LATINA
SHE SHOULDNT CARE…she really needs to stop with that diva attitude…or shes gonna lose alot of her latin fans
HELLO,……….
YOUR SO STUPID ALISON BITCH
Re: ANSWERTHIZQUESTION – It means that she is latina but will not own up to it.
Jealous bitches. Don't hate her because she is beautiful!
dane cook said at a party she sucked him and some of the crew off>
wad da fug: she aint purdy but sho can give suckey suckey.
dat how she gits her jobs???
hm…
FAT STUPID MEXICAN GIRLS WHO HAVE BABIES LIKE IT IS THEIR FAVORITE HOBBY ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE JESSICA DOESN'T LOOK, NOR DOES SHE WANT TO BE ANYTHING LIKE THE REST OF YOU!!!
#242 I don't blame her.
Re: Shonna – she wasn't offended she just correcting the stupid people who stereotyping latin people as isn't a race and she is just mulitcultural biracial american.
Re: Shonna –
she wasn't offended she just correcting the stupid people who stereotyping latin people as isn't a race and she is just mulitcultural biracial american.
Re: Loel – NO. it means just bc she has brown skin and brown eyes doesn't mean she is from latin america bc she is biracial and she was born in america.
it amazes me how MANY ppl are jealous of her .. i meet her once at a restruant in NYC and he was the sweetest person EVER! and naturally pretty… dane cook … can i say anymore FUCKING HOT and GREAT ACTOR.. he might not win oscars but i'd rather laugh my ass off rather than figuring out sucha great movie..!! LOVE HER AND DANEEE
Re: emily – i totally agree with youRe: emily – hAHa i totally agree with you!
Hey, Alison you say only mexican have lots of kids. What about The Duggars they have 16 or 17 kids and they are sure not mexican….Think before you talk….
whos cares if she doesnt want to be called latina. i dont want to be called asian! i think she is a nice girl and everyone has their own opinion of her
Re: Teresa – Tea IS less italian than you are. She's only like half if that.
thank you for reconizing the Whole Im not Latina Crap she says! I have lost respect for that bitch!Im latina and proud!
She is so beautiful, but homegirl's movies SUCK-ASS! Maybe it's her acting. Nobody's perfect! Oh well, can't have EVERYTHING. Unless of course, you're Victoria Beckham, in which case, I guess you can have everything.
Obviously alot of you's that don't like Jessica have not seen the Dark Angel series. She's AWESOME in it. So yeah, she's pigeon toed, she's never denied that and on the extra's on the Dark Angel DVD's she jokes about it. So what. So she's done a few stupid movies, said a few stupid things, who in Holeywood hasn't?
I AM SOOOOO SICK OF THIS CHICK!!! SHE IS SO OVERRATED- SO SHE'S PRETTY!! SO WHAT?? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DROOLING OVER HER FOR WAY TOO LONG ALL I HEAR IS HOW HOT SHE IS-GET OVER IT!!! I HEAR SHE'S A NIGHTMARE TO WORK WITH AND THINKS THAT HER SHIZ DON'T STINK. I GUARANTEE IT DOES!!!
Perez,
Why do you have a problem with Jessica Alba not wanting to be called a Latina? She's not from Latin America, and it's obviously offensive to her that people would assume she is. She's MEXICAN.
if i were a man,,i wud ask her 2 marry me..i absolutely adore her…you go girl
Re: dude – you are part right but she is HALF mexican and the other HALF is french and danish decendent born in america culture and nacionality.
Re: UK Sam – grow up peter pan & take your pansy-ass to the disney blog
Re: arrn – spanish isn't a nationality?? it is if you're from spain
Re: are – to say a blond girl with blue eyes isn't 100% mexican b/c she "has european blood on her" is stupid. the majority of us mexicans have european blood in us–that's what it means when one says we are mestizos. we are a mixed race. i've got dark-skinned, light-skinned, green-eyed, brown-eyed relatives. people don't even know i'm mexican-american unless i tell them or i bust out my espanol. yeah, i'm an american, but funny how others don't recognize it. people are always asking "where i'm from." when i say san jose, i know that's not what they want to know. i'm an american, but what does it say about a society when it won't let me be an american?
YEah shes pretty, BUT ive heard shes a BItch…I dont like her At All.
Re: mexi-CAN – read again my post!!! i said spanish isn't a race IT IS a nacionality just like the french, english, germans, italians ect..
Re: mexi-CAN – again read the post!! my post was a response from a girl who said she is 100% mexican but she was blonde with brown eyes so i said to her that's not possible. You just are mexican if you have BORN in mexico OR 100% strait mexican aborigener decendent but if she has blonde hair she for sure has some european ancestors bc mexican aborigeners aren't white. THEN I AGREE WITH YOU IF YOU ARE BORN IN AMERICA YOU ARE AMERICAN AND NOT LATIN.
Re: are – Re: are –
if the girl says she's mexican, she's mexican. _you're_ gonna be the judge of her by how she looks? if she was born here and is of mexican descent, she's mexican. it won't change just cuz you say so. if she wants to be a hyphenated american god bless. again we are mestizos, and individual looks can and do stray from the norm. far too many people are trying to squelch who were are and where we come from. if you want to restrict "mexican" to those whose heritage stems from the few surviving pre-colombian people, then good luck. no one is mexican, i guess.
Re: mexi-CAN – you miss my point again, i don't jurge people for what they are but isn't such a think 100% from a once single race in the end we are all the HUMAN RACE.
Re: arrn – dang, so sorry, i didn't see the part where the girl said she was from the planet mexico. thanks for letting me know she's human.
I dunno about that - how soon we forget the Fantastic 4.
She must have F**K*D some big time producers to get her career going, cause she doesn't know how to act!
PEREZ. Stop hating on her. She is gorgeous and talented..there is NO reason for you to dislike her. Love yas.
Um..has no one noticed that Dane Cook is completely not at all funny but he keeps getting these movie deals? What is that about? Plus, Jess is beautiful and all but I think the aura and talk about how hot she is is exceeding the reality of her just a tad
I MYSELF CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE THIS TALENTLESS WOMAN WITH FLAT BODY.
Serves that dumb ass in denial bitch right.
When I saw the previews for that movie I vowed that I wouldnt waste $9.00 to go see it because the movie summed it up for me. An hour and a half of Dane tying to be funny with the same tired ass routine and Jessica acting like a dumb ass who's skirt gets ripped off in a car door. More scenes of her crashing into shit and getting him hurt blah blah it was a lame script with even lamer people. Jessica is so bland. So typical. She is a stank ass bitch who can't fucken act, isnt funny, not hot, why is she getting roles?????? She is annoying
She is the fakest Latina! Can't stand her!
She doesn't like, when they call her "Latina," hahaha… but she has a BIG NOPAL on her frente, which says, I'M A LOOSER… WHO TRY TO ACT WHITE, WITH NO SATISFACTORY RESULTS, SHAME ON ME!!! In my country, we say to people, like that: "LA MONA AUNQUE SE VISTA DE SEDA, MONA SE QUEDA" HAHAHA. bYE pEREZ!!! I LOVE YA!!!
i hate this bitch
Ever since the "dont call me latina" i've felt so much anger towards her. Stupid bitch.
Re: i heart jessica! –
She has made bad comments about mexicans. . .get your shit straight
How would you guys feel if Maya Rudolph didn't recognize her black side?(hypothetical)
This is just something that just shouldn't be done. She should've just kept her mouth shut.
I was talking to my boss, and apperently this is the same thing that happened to Tiger Woods. He got to cocky, and black people hate him. Which also happend to OJ. When he started loosing "black appeal"
I thought that her movie was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing i actually recommend it. I don't know why it had low sales? The movie is freaking funny. Lots of sex scenes, but the movie is freaking awesome.
14 Million is a GOOD opening you biased ASS! Jodie Fosters new film had a 14 Million dollar opening also last week and it lead the box office.Action will always open better than comedy . I am a big fan of Jessicas and I would wish that you would stop with the personal vendetta against her. AND Perez, WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOR LATINO NAME TO PEREZ HILTON???? ARE YOU "ASHAMED" OF YOUR HERITAGE??????? LIKE THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLCK
Stupid of me to think it would be anywhere near Knocked Up or Superbad. I mean…really fucking stupid. But I didn't see it, though I wanted to. Even though I fucking hate Dane Cook. Sooo maybe if I'm "lucky" I'll catch it on TV much much later. Jessica Alba is pretty and all, but Dane looks like an ugly version of Ryan Reynolds. I shall skip. Thanks for this…
The only reason I wouldn't see it is because I hate Dane Cook. I love my some Jessica Alba, but can't stand that obnoxious idiot Cook.
This is just another factor of how important racial identity in the world really is. When will everyone realize that ALL people are created equal reguardless of your background. Is being a different color really this big of a debate? I believe that people from all cultures are beautiful, and the world IS beautiful because of it's unique variety.
In my opinion, the fault is not so much Alba's as it is Dane's and the screenwriter's. And last but not least, blame should fall on whomever green-lighted such a ridiculous, generic film.
Its sad that people like her because they just want to have sex with her…
so sad….so sad…
fuck that cunt. I would never see a movie with her in it?
Re: Malkavian – His name is a play on Paris Hilton Tard. Everyone should know that.
THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT UP LATINA SO WHY THE FUCK IS SHE TRIPPIN, YOU KNOW WAT FUCK IT ITS ACTUALLY GOOD THAT SHE DENIES BEIN LATINA OTHER WISE I'D BE ASHAMED!!
i fucking love resident evil!!
I have natural blonde hair & I'm a proud hispanic. I stayed home during the opening of this movie because I can't stand Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba. Esa puta es sucia y asquerosa con herpes y toda la madre ni tiene buenas tetas toda desinfladas, chupa pija idiota. Peace out Mexican Pride Bitches.