Smoke & Mirrors

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Call us delusional or a conspiracy theorist, but….

We've seen him wearing that outfit soooo many times.

We're not going to believe he's still alive until he takes a nice stroll through Havana. Live. Not in some pre-taped video. And only if he's accompanied by an independent news organization, like the Associated Press.

    Posted: Sep 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Your Mom says – reply to this


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      You are an idiot Perez. You lied to your fans about Castro being dead. Now you can't face reality that you are wrong. I wonder what else you are wrong about?

    2. blupty says – reply to this


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      You obviously didn't listen to the interview, pond scum, cuz you would know that he addressed issues that have only happened in the last 2weeks. He stated the date, he listed the current value of the Euro, the current price of oil/barrel, he held up a book that was only released in the last week.
      He may not be walking through Havana, but he ain't dead either.

    3. madddy says – reply to this


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      Wow you've officially jumped the shark on this one.

    4. Follotron says – reply to this


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      I bet after 5 years when he die, you will say "you see, I told you, he is dead"

    5. Ass-ociated Press says – reply to this


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      The Associated Press is NOT independent.

      The AP is controlled by the Bilderberg group. Don't you know anything?

    6. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I guess Castro reading off the closing values of oil and the Dollar on Sept. 21, 2007 wasn't enough to prove that he was alive as of Sept. 21, 2007. I'm sure that he is just clairvoyant, and guessed the correct figures before he died last year, right?

      Get a life, Per-Lez. He's still alive.

    7. Nicolette says – reply to this


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      DIE. die die die die you fuck.

      If he aint dead, we should put him in front of a firing squad and shoot blanks at his just to mess up his head like he did to my grandfather.

      Perez, you should remind people on here that Che is not some wonderful rebel. He was a piece of shit murderer, too, and I'm so fucking sick of seeing him on shirts and hats.

      DIE DIE DIE

      I hear the F that was tiled on our pool (Fajardo, just like Gloria) in Cuba.

    8. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Re: TOPANGA – Dude… Tupac isn't viewable on a videotape talking about recent events. Nice try.

    9. Yo Mama says – reply to this


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      Give it up, Mario.

    10. Katie says – reply to this


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      It does seen like he only ever wears that track suit. Didn't he have it on when Hugo Chavez met with him in the hospital?

    11. Teresa says – reply to this


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      I whole heartedly agree. Beware the government media complex. Gloria said it best when on The View though. I too think that he is in cold storage along with Walt Disney.

    12. mon says – reply to this


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      He's alive idiot. You just don't want to be proved wrong. He was talking about recent events, which the associated press has reported proves he's alive… just the the osama bin laden video - he talks about recent events and that's how we know he's alive… don't worry though, he's going to die soon… when he dies we will all know.

    13. kim says – reply to this


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      if someone could alter a video that well, I NEED THAT EDITOR!

    14. janus says – reply to this


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      > Call us delusional or a conspiracy theorist, but….

      Okay, you're delusional. And a conspiracy theorist. And you were way wrong about Castro's death. Move on: he'll die soon enough. Then you can party like it's 1959.

    15. Chris Crocker says – reply to this


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      You people are all MORONS. (Me too.)
      Perez Hilton knows EXACTLY what he's doing.
      He couldn't give a rat's ass whether Castro is alive or not, JUST AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP LINKING TO HIS BLOG.

    16. Keyser Soze says – reply to this


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      Dude, give it up.
      Viva la Revolucion! I wish Che was still alive :(

    17. Albania says – reply to this


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      Perez you are wrong. I know your part Cuban and this maybe a big deal to you but he isn't dead.

    18. he's alive perez!! says – reply to this


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      perez he is still alive.. Because in the video he talks about the recent fall of the dollar compared to the euro and he talks about Alan Greenspans book. Which shows he is up to current events. So he is not dead.

    19. M says – reply to this


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      Idiot! Admit you were wrong. You and the Spears woman… One in the same…
      HE'S ALIVE! He will outlive Bush (I hope)

    20. StupidPerez says – reply to this


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      DUDE ARE YOU ON DRUGS? YES, THE FUCKING DICTADOR IS WEARING YET AGAIN THE ADIDAS OUTFIT BUT HE HAD ALAN GREENSPAN'S BOOK ON HER HAND, WHAT PART DID YOU MISSED? DON'T TELL ME HE HAD THE BOOK SIX MONTH AGO AND THEN FUCKING DIE BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE STILL WORSE THAT I THOUGH AND YOU ARE A DANGER JUST BY WALKING ON THE STREETS WHILE YOU SHOULD BE ON A MENTAL INSTITUTION . DID YOU EVEN CARE TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE FUCKING INTERVIEW?.

      YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT HER DEAD AS EVERYONE ELSE, ON THE TV OR THE PAPERS, YOU HAVE NO INSIDERS IN CUBA AS YOU PRETEND TO AND EVEN IF YOU DO IS NOT IN CASTRO'S CIRCLE, CUBA IS NOT LIKE THE US, THERES NO YELLOW PRESS THERE AND NOBODY IN CASTRO'S CIRCLE IS GOING TO SAY SHIT TO NOBODY, MORE LESS TO YOU, I'M CUBAN, NOT LIKE YOU BORN IN MIAMI, I ACTUALLY LIVED THERE, IN CIUDAD DE LA HABANA (HAVANA CITY), UNTILL 8 YEARS AGO AND I'VE BEING GOING THERE EVERY THREE YEARS SINCE, YOU HAVEN'T BEING TO CUBA AND YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT CUBA BECAUSE EVEN A CUBAN KID KNOWS EVERYBODY WILL KNOW ABOUT CASTRO'S DEAD ON TV, WHEN THE CUBAN GOVERMENT WANTS IT THEN EVERYBODY WILL KNOW, PERIOD.

    21. Liz says – reply to this


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      I bet that was recorded a year ago. Maricon de mierda.

    22. rick says – reply to this


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      give it up fatso. in the interview he was holding alan greenspans new book which came out sept. 17th. im sure that was edited in too huh?

    23. Perez licks Sarah stinky twat says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU FUCK!!!! YOU LIED BASED ON SOME SO CALLED RESOURCE!!!!! YOUR JUST TRYING TO COVER UP YOUR BAD REPORTING.. AS USUAL!!!!

    24. Christine says – reply to this


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      He is SO dead. He's been wearing that same jacket for over a year now. Get a new jacket and take a stroll, Castro. I'll believe he's alive when I see it.

    25. vera says – reply to this


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      He is wearing Addidas because they are a German company and they supply almost all of Cuba's teams. Fidel would not be wearing US made stuff.

    26. Raulito Castro says – reply to this


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      stop la mierda PH, el comandante will outlive you.
      Viva la revolucion!!!!

    27. Jackson says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    28. johnny deduca says – reply to this


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      here i thought you had the hot cubano information connections.
      now i'm not so sure you're even cuban. in fact, i'm starting to suspect
      your real last name is prinklestein and you've swapped your dull, sterile
      long island background for something that has a little bit of flavor.
      don't worry, i like you and will still go to Prinklesteinhilton.com

      Viva Cuba!!

    29. david-0-Selznik says – reply to this


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      and I thought the sex-in-the city bitches needed a good embalmer. This guy is voer the top. am I first btw?

    30. bleu says – reply to this


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      Pfft. First!!!
      Viva Fidel!!!

    31. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Yes we have Perez, but, have we seen him talking about recent news topics?.

      Perez you just so want Castro to be dead. Be careful what you ask for, you don't know who is waiting in the wings, they could be worse that Castro and align themselves with Al-Queda. You definitely wont't return to that Cuba.

    32. ac says – reply to this


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      i suppose the alan greenspan book in his hand was old too

    33. catherine says – reply to this


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      i hope hes fucking dead

    34. La Bacana says – reply to this


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      Sadly Perez…I think you might have to admit he is alive.
      He talked about extremely recent things - like the price of the american dollar in respect to the canadian, and oil prices - all recent.

      How would you explain that?

      Elite Communist Audio Splicing?

      Sadly…it seems Castro lives to see a bit more time.

    35. Beatrix Kiddo says – reply to this


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      You're an idiot, Mario! He READ chapters from Greenspan's new book, released DAYS ago! How could that have been pre-taped MONTHS ago??? You have a bad case of Cuban-itis, never being able to admit when you're wrong. You can always tell a Cuban, but you can't tell him much.

    36. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      PEREZ I agree he for the worms, but how long can they fake this shit?

    37. Kat266 says – reply to this


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      This video of Castro is possibly six months old. I hope he is dead.

    38. allan theodore bundy says – reply to this


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      Re: Sanny – nice one sanny. perez you…you i have no words

    39. fidelito says – reply to this


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      i will fucking kill u bitch!! te vas a morir pronto!! :P

    40. mattquestionmark says – reply to this


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      face it, bitch. castro lives. and you are still going to have to deal with the fact that your family was probably involved in some bad shit under batista. get over it.

    41. Sarah says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAA - YOU GOT IT WRONG AGAIN!!!!

      he was talking about the price of oil and exchange rates, which the BBC reported were accurate for him being alive now.

    42. PEREZ FUCKED UP says – reply to this


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      bwahahahahahahahaha!

      you moron! he's still alive!

      what an exclusive news: CASTRO IS DEAD Y'ALL!

      drop dead you lard ass ugly bitch!

    43. Becky says – reply to this


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      Okay personally I couldn't give a shit if this guy was alive or dead. But to those people thinking a book is an indicator of "current events" are pretty stupid. Books are finished bound and sent to reviewers MONTHS before they are released to the public so it wouldn't be hard to get hold of a book way before the release date.

      As for talking about oil prices or whatever doesn't anyone think it's a little suspicious that this guy is rattling off the date and whatevers in the paper that day? Why the fuck would anyone care? Plus again with this kind of information before it's printed in papers people in the business know things like this before it's going to happen. If they didn't the economy would fall apart. That's why we have market analysts.

      I am not saying he's dead but i'm just saying they picked some weird things to talk about. Why couldn't he just hold a press conference instead?

    44. kizzi says – reply to this


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      you fucked up perez

    45. vicky says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU ARE A MORON

    46. sunshine says – reply to this


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      You're funny and make me laugh. The same jogging suit is a dead giveaway!

    47. Sunshine1951 says – reply to this


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      You're funny and make me laugh. The jogging suit is a dead giveaway!

    48. Sea-Ocean says – reply to this


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      Que se muera este viejo comunista de mierda!!! Arriba Perez!

    49. julius says – reply to this


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      Are you an idiot? He's holding up Alan Greenspan's book and quoting recent exchange rate values. For you information, since you're probably too lazy or ignorant to bother, Greenspan's book was just published last week.

    50. webterractive says – reply to this


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      Like Ted Turner and WMDs Castro is a hologram

    51. webterractive says – reply to this


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      I don't know why people hate Castro so much, he's the only one that is actually corrupt for himself and not because of American influence. I think thats the reason why Americans hate him so much.

    52. sunshine1951 says – reply to this


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      you're funny and make me laugh. The jacket is a "dead" give away.

    53. BabyMomma says – reply to this


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      Perez, You have some true haters out there!!! Your human, people make mistakes!!!

    54. joojoobean says – reply to this


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      i thought this pic was a promo for that new caveman series

    55. MCATL says – reply to this


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      He's so dead! Isn't it possible that the Cubans have sympathizers who can obtain advance copies of any to-be-published book for use in tapes made long ago and released on the appropriate date? The quotes about the price of oil, etc. can be dubbed in easily with the correct number. God, there are slicker productions on YouTube.

    56. Checkmoot says – reply to this


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      What you see is not neccessarily what you get. I have sources in Hollywood, that must remain confidential, who have told me that Perez Hilton has not written this blog for some time. That in fact he died over three years ago and an actor, made up to resemble him, has been the author since. It explains why so much inaccurate information has been aired on this page. Castro is dead, etc.

    57. Uncle Eccoli says – reply to this


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      How long are you going to keep this up? When he finally does hit the streets you'll tell us it's a clone. Cut your losses - there comes a point of diminished return.

    58. Scott says – reply to this


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      Perez you are a both delusional and a conspiracy theorist. Face it your sources were wrong….he's still alive. However, he is an old man and he has been very ill. I'm sure one day soon he will die and then you can claim your sources were correct. They were just such great sources they knew he was dead 6 months before he actually died! Frankly I can't wait until he dies and all you annoying right-wing south Florida Cubans can move back to your beloved Cuba!!

    59. Checkmoot says – reply to this


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      What you see is not necessarily what you get. I have sources in Hollywood, that must remain confidential, who have told me that Perez Hilton has not written this blog for some time. That in fact he died over three years ago and an actor, made up to resemble him, has been the author since. It explains why so much inaccurate information has been aired on this page. Castro is dead, etc.

    60. Kensan says – reply to this


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      Americans don't really hate Cubans. We are just jealous because they have Fidel Castro and we have George Bush.

    61. Grace says – reply to this


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      Call you delusional? You're delusional. Or did you not notice that he was always shown in those same old green fatigues for decades before he moved up to the tracksuit? Just because he's sartorially challenged (as are you), that's no proof of his demise.

    62. Fusion says – reply to this


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      Get over it…

    63. P Douchebag says – reply to this


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      Mario, you are such a looooooooooser. I think all of the toxic dye in your pink and blue troll hair has finally leeched into your silly little brain. As the countless flashes-in-a-pan that came before you and will come after you, your 15 minutes of fame are just about over…. right about at 14:55 I would say.

    64. Coco says – reply to this


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      Re: El Che – Fidel a heroe… What a fucking cretin. Destroyed and slaved an entire nation and since day one in power has done nothing else but to lie, slave, and brutalize. What a hero, yeah.

    65. mrmike says – reply to this


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      You're wrong you damn rodeo clown…admit it.

    66. Fuentes says – reply to this


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      This is NO warranty that Castro is alive. Lets think a little. Finished books are sent to reviewers MONTHS before they are released to the public so it wouldn’t be hard to get hold of a book way before the release date to stage an act like this. Now what was he saying? The Euro over the dollar, high oil prices, and speculation of a war with Iran? Those are not new news, please. Unless he is holding a news paper with a date, talking about something truly new and specific, or appearing in public, there is no warranty he is alive. It is not hard to have recorded this crap months ago and nothing warranties it was not. He can mention all the oil prices he wants months ago then you edit the one that corresponds, this is not hard. Think people, think.

    67. kylie says – reply to this


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      uhm i take it this is fidel castro? seriously, i dont give a crap whether hes alive or not,,,its not like he lives in the US hes in friggin mexico or wherever so why is it such a big deal?

    68. Mr.OpioWaits says – reply to this


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      He es definily dead…
      chavez was never his friend either, perhaps that;s why Chavez go to Cuba, "because there is no fucking Castro!!!!!!" jajajajajaja

    69. Mr.OpioWaits says – reply to this


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      Re: Scott – Dead! Castro is dead!
      LE ROIT IS MORT VIVA LE ROIT

    70. redbeagle says – reply to this


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      You shouldn't listen to some people.

    71. Adriana says – reply to this


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      I'll tell u something. I live in venezuela and I recall that chavez a few weeks ago said "Fidel will never die… he'll live forever inside our hearts" (in his heart, not mine ¬¬). If chavez said that… fidel is probably dead already, or will be in a few days. I know it's bad to wish death on anybody but fidel deserves it…deserves to die slowly as he's now… and chavez deserves a long time in jail!! and get raped every night ¬¬

    72. jules says – reply to this


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      oh you americans are sooooo uninformed

      the message of him being dead was spread months ago in europe… i think in june…
      guys, he is dead! sorry…
      your newspapers are very slow…
      hugs from austria!

    73. Soyouwerewrong says – reply to this


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      Perez, just admit you got it wrong. We still believe most of what you say

    74. Soyouwerewrong says – reply to this


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      Perez, if this were celebrity death polls you'd still be at 0 points

    75. raul says – reply to this


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      perez, ur website is great, but seriously give it up..you made a mistake, own up to it..ur super lame for keep saying he's dead! settle down on the dead talk fatty and eat at versailles! peace bro

    76. ced says – reply to this


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      he's still alive you fat fuck…can't believe you have a show on Vh1

    77. lp says – reply to this


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      he's still alive…but is britney

    78. Jess says – reply to this


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      get him to hold up a dated newspaper, that'll prove it…

    79. fudog says – reply to this


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      what about the green jacket he wore for 40 years straight?

    80. BoxerDude says – reply to this


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      jesus perez. give it up. he made reference to oil hitting $80/bbl, the US/CDN currencies achieving par value, and other news items.

      face it. YOU'RE WRONG, TUBBY. GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

    81. nr says – reply to this


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      You're kidding about the AP being independent, right?

    82. Andrea says – reply to this


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      Hasta la victoria siempre!

    83. Pab says – reply to this


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      Perez, are you going to keep going w/ this conspiracy theory until he actually dies. Then claim you were right the entire time.

    84. smartass says – reply to this


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      Remember when Castro offered the US a couple million dollars in aid, and if i remember correctly assistance from their water patrol after Hurricane Katrina, but we turned it down because you know, communism and Cuba are such threats these days.

    85. ELSA says – reply to this


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      I believe you . He always has do these interviews with his own people, his preference, and staging. Just like Osama. I believe you have a rich source of credible news, and even though you'll get the criticism of the rest, remember, we need people like yourself to keep us as well informed as possible with this communistic- regime who reveals whatever is to their convenience.

    86. FidelCastro says – reply to this


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      Yes it is true …. I am alive! But I have a stomach ache
      Perez! where the hell do you get off Critiquing anybody else's fashion sense.
      You dress like a fucking retard.

    87. AP-OwnedBySaudiArabia says – reply to this


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      Thanks for mistaking us for being independant!! Guess you did not understand that AP is Owned By Saudi Arabians.

    88. talkboy says – reply to this


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      Perez, u r so busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      You made a huge error which will haunt mostly because u r trying to sweep it under the rug. This is the beginning of the end. How can we now believe anything you say???????????????????????????

    89. anna says – reply to this


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      references to the value of the euro and oil prices proved the tape to be current

    90. none-ya says – reply to this


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      Viva la Adidas!!!!!!!!!!

    91. tallguy says – reply to this


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      Isn't it funny how quickly they swept this topic under the table?????????? This is perez's fatal mistake. He should have dealt with this and admitted he was wrong. Thi8s will continue to haunt him forever.

    92. Jade says – reply to this


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      We only hear what the voice over wants us to hear. it has been edited ( I think) to make it look like he is alive. I have seen that outfit before. and i do think he is dead. i agree, to prove that he is not dead they should parade him on the streets, LIVE. the american govt dont want to yet report that he is dead because they are over ther getting their hands firmly stuck in the government before they announce his death. they want to make sure that when news of his death breaks that no other country tries to get their hands on cuba. america is not stupid, they are planning, so that when this news breaks they are already dirmly planted in there. JUST SAYING. dont think i'm wrong. just watch and see.

    93. marxus0867 says – reply to this


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      Damn… Perez….
      I used to believe you but after spending time in Miami this week, you are seriously regarded as a liar……. WTF?

    94. mami says – reply to this


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      fuck that shit…he's alive…y el es el mejor!!!!!

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