The Turkey Is Done

Charlotte Church gave birth to a baby girl on Friday morning and she did it the old fashioned way. The Welsh star delivered at home with the help of midwives.
Rugby stud Gavin Henson, Char's boyfriend, was present for the birth.
Congratulations! It must have hurt without any drugs!!!
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first??
she's fat
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first!
Congrats! Like how she looked like any normal woman during pregnancy!!
she is fat
frist bitchies!!!
Wow her boobs got HUGE!
fatti
first?
ouch, bet her puss hurts.
first!!! finally!
My first first.
first
first!
Bitch, it hurt with or without drugs. I've done both.
FIRST YES!!!!!
She is fug!
First… that is great for her
FIRST YAY!!!!!!
Anyone who says she looks fat needs a good hard slap, she looks like any NORMAL pregnant lady, you go girl!! Congrats!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sean Awesome
DAMN SHE GOT BIG!!! WITH A FEW NIPS AND TUCKS THOSE JUGS WILL LOOK MUCH BETTER
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DAMN SHE GOT BIG!!! WITH A FEW NIPS AND TUCKS THOSE JUGS WILL LOOK MUCH BETTER
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first?
congratulations!
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i remember when she was real young! wow… the boyfriend is extra yummy. he can knock me up anytime!
OF COURSE IT HURT! Good for her, my next baby will be at home as well.
Awww…. Perez, you are so clueless… The old fashioned way actually makes your body produce some pretty awesome "drugs". It's the best high ever! And you get a baby as a bonus. Good thing she didn't go to a hospital, where sadly, the chances of doctors carving you up like a turkey are up to 50%.
Congratulations to the new Mama!
Congratulations to Charlotte and Gavin. Hope all are well. I hope she'll do more episodes of the Charlotte Church show after this, I think she's fantastic.
WHO IS SHE? WHO ARE THEY?
okay, so i know she's preggers and all, but my god could she look more like a cow?
damn she really let herself go, what a fat pig
dang, her juGGZ are HUGE
I did it without drugs.. & it didn't hurt!
fatass………….fat people bug!!!……STAY HOME IF YOUR FAT
CHARLOTTE WILL BE FAT AGAIN ANYTIME SOON.
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A PIC OF KEVIN FEDERLINE OUT AND ABOUT, JUST REMEMBER THAT BRITNEY HAS PAID FOR EVERYTHING HE IS WEARING……BIG LAME LOW LIFE…….TRUE DEFINITION OF WHITE TRASH!!
It hurts with or without drugs, hun. All the drugs in the world wont stop the up to 50% chance of VAGINAL TEARING.
IM SURROUNDED BY FAT PEOPLE.
Good for her! NO epidural or anything. Way to go Charlotte. The best way to deliver a baby is naturally and with the right assistance and mindset it can be done.
I believe that turkey would be you, Perez.
Congratulations to her and gavin. I hope she gets her show back as well
ummmmm…………your fans posted this one first too………….you gotta get on the ball !
thank god, I dont think she could have gotten any fatter
Re: inizia –
thank you & well said !!!!!
Will veeryone please stop saying shes fat, shes pregnant in that picture and by calling people fat thats how they get to a size 0
Dammnnn, she got HUGE!!
I hear she's a bitch!
IT Hurts WITH and without drugs you retard.
I'll stop saying she's fat when she's not fat anymore. There's nothing wrong with ostracizing people for their unhealthy behavior. We think it's perfectly ok to bash on someone for using too many drugs or for driving while drunk. Therefore, there's NOTHING wrong with bashing all you fat-asses, even though it hurts your feelings. Slim down, live longer. Simple.
And C. Church was fat BEFORE she got pregnant, so quit making excuses for her.
i love the Camel Toe.
did she get ugly and fat before the baby? or was it all from the pregnancy? it's been a long time since i have seen her but the last time i thought she was hella fine, wanted to tap that, but now i just want to help her off the beach. SAVE THE WHALES!
CAM EL TOE!!
tHANK GOD WOMEN ARE STILL GIVING BIRTH NATURALLY.
FAT TARD BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DIE SOON!!!!
Re: MeMeMe – Charlotte Church WAS NOT fat before she got pregnant. She was average sized. Just about right. But because people are so used to seeing skinny women like Victoria Beckham, people assume anyone who isn't her size is fat. Charlotte Church was a healthy size before pregnancy, not skinny, healthy.
Re: Socks! – EXACTLY!!!!!!
WHAT HAPPENED 2 HER????
i h8 ger boyf he fancies himself more than he fancies her!
shes actuli gorgeous normally luv the welsh lass
btw nice camel toe
wat the hell did she have a pig why'd she blow up like a hot air ballon
I hope the girls who say shes fat get really really extra large if they ever get knocked up!!!!!!!! Although I didn't gain a lot. go me.
natural childbirth is every painful though.
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
BET HE LIKE'S HANGIN ONTO THAT AT NIGHT.
HE LOOK'S EMBARASSED TO ME AND HE SHOULD.
I don't know what kind of anesthesiologist you guys had but when I had my 3 kids with my epidural I was good to go. The beginning contractions were a pain but once I got to the hospital and they hooked me up I felt tons better. I delivered all my kids without pain and screaming, and ect. No surgery needed and NO TEARS. Maybe I had a better hospital or better insurance or something but my friends and I have delivered with epidurals and had the same results. We all have healthy children and all is well. Why anyone would subject themselves to unnecessary pain is retarded in my opinion. The risks to the baby are very minimal. also while pregnancy puts weight on you not all women BLOW UP while pregnant. An important thing pregnant women forget is you don't really need to eat for 2 and you should get plenty of exercise. Exercise and eating health portions is good for the baby. 20-35 lbs is good weight gain when you put on 40 or 50 thats actually bad for the baby. Trust me I'm a nurse.
Re: LALO –
You are the BITTER ONE AND IT SHOW'S.
camel toe
Isn't this girl like 21? I think thats a bit young to have a baby especially since she's not even married.
Jesus Christ! She's big enough to give birth to a full grown man! She's the size of a house. There's pregnant, and there's fat. That girl's both. Yikes!
And on top of it, that poor kid next to her looks like he's regretting a few things. Now, he'll have to wait a few years to divorce her fat ass!
Good for her! No "booked" caesarean … how refreshing. Much better for baby's lungs. Kudos to Charlotte for thinking of the baby first; hopefully she won't smoke around her.
Good on her! America's got it all screwed up. Our bodies were designed for this. The vast majority of pregnancies are low-risk that can result in a nonmedicalized birth! The UK's right on with this.
Good for her. I commend her for making the wisest choice for her and her baby. Birthing at home is the safest way to go. Why be admitted into a germ center to deliver a child? I will never understand. More women should choose to experience birth, it can be orgasmic! Especially in the privacy of your own home, in the company of only those you trust. This pain thing has been drilled into our heads for so long. "It's gonna hurt, you can't do it without medication." BS Birthing naturally is so empowering, rock on sistah!
Re: QUEEN –
WTF?????
Re: Me – thx!
Re: Kalista –
I only put on 15 pounds with the my two girls. One was 10 pounds too.
It dosen't hurt so much as they say!Trust me, I know.. 'I gave birth without any drugs 3years ago, and really it dosent hurt… they just say that to scare you..
yay!!!
very impressed to see some women on this site actually no what's up about real child birth. Childbirth can be the most euphoric high you can ever have. And after birth, you have no medication in your blood stream to make you loopy or numb. If we just learned to trust our bodies, they work way better than any medication or doctor could.
Props ladies, much respect.
Cause it's all about those babies.
Childbirth with no drugs is no where near as bad as people think!! I did it with no prob
I think it's great that she gave birth the natural way. Do anyone know of another "star" that actually have done that? Seem to me that everyone gets a ceasarean and that is not a good thing if it is possible to give birth naturally. The body needs much more time to heal after a ceasarean since it's an operation and the body is actually made to give birth…
boy did she get fat and ugly!
Congrats to her! I hope her homebirth experience was as amazing and empowering as mine was. I had an epidural birth in a hospital with my first child and it was not pleasant. My baby and I both experienced side effects from the epidural. They are NOT as safe as everyone professes. I vowed to have a drug-free birth my second, and the difference was incredible. I actually enjoyed my experience and felt FANTASTIC afterwards. The recovery was so much faster. Baby was a lot more alert as well. I believe every woman should choose their own birthing method, to each their own. But I would always choose a homebirth (barring complications of course).
ok, WHO ARE THEY EXACTLY?
"It must have hurt without any drugs"?? Of course you idiot, what do you think? I am due in March and will do it the old fashioned way as well. To those of you who say she is fat….where the fuck are YOU from?? That normally happens when you are pregnant. You are very ignorant.
Congrats, Char!!!
I'm sure she'll be a wonderful mom. Well, at least, better than Britney
It must of hurt with out drugs ??? are you freaking kidding me must have…get a clue..it did hurt ..it really fucking hurt!!
at 1st i was like who in the hell is that….over in england they usually give birth without any drugs…..congrats on the baby!
haha i love how 30 people claim to be "first" when theyre not.. LOSERS!
How dare you call her a turkey you woman-hating WHORE!
Perez, you are a well-fed fat cow!
Perez, can you imagine what you would look like if you were pregnant? You wouldn't be able to lift your fat azz from the couch you damn media whore!
At least she is cute. You, on the other hand, look like a fat lactating pig!
She's rich and you are a disgusting and filthy beast.
She hasn't done anything worth talking about in years and you're reporting on her? This is the same girl that made comments shortly after 9-11-2001 saying that Americans need to get over what happened and just forget it.
Can someone say apesiotomy?
camel toe
Re: NightmarE D –
They do…………………….Buildings fall down everyday, get over it!
Now that she's lost 7 lbs., maybe she'll lose the other 150.
My mother had me without any drugs and said it wasn't as bad as she thought. she was very prepared and only had a five hour labor. I had drugs when I had my daughter and third degree tearing and stitches ( very pianful) and don't plan on going through it again.
Every birth is different.
Congrats.
Now get on the stairmaster, bitch!
Homebirth ROCKS. I had 1 in the hospital, and 1 at home by waterbirth, and lemme tell you, I'd homebirth 100 more times if I was having more kids. It was BY FAR 1000% better than in the hospital. Wanna learn more about waterbirth? Visit www.waterbirth.org
CAMEL TOE!
did she got out to a pen in back, or have it in the barn?
That's so wonderful to hear. Way to go, Charlotte.
To Perez, I gave birth to my daughter at home also. Yes, it hurt a bit, but I wouldn't have changed it for the world. Our next baby will be born at home also.