Who Is This????

Yes, that overly made-up and airbrushed creature is Alli Sims, Britney's "cousin" and on/off assistant.

Little Alli wants to be a pop star and had launched a website to help promote her dreams of stardom. The site had been down for a while, but it's just gone back up with that pic and not much else.

Fuck it. Screw Britney. Team Alli!!!!

P.S. Don't forget to pay your server fees, honey.

Posted: Sep 22, 2007 at 4:13 pm / Email this »

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Lety says – reply to this

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Another lowlife!
tara says – reply to this

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all i can say is lmfao.
Ginelle says – reply to this

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LOSER!
hssbs says – reply to this

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gah
Temalicious says – reply to this

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first?
lola says – reply to this

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1st!!!
DOUCHE says – reply to this

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DOUCHE!
misspriss says – reply to this

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Who? 2000th LOL
dood says – reply to this

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gah
Hector says – reply to this

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1st
Charlotte says – reply to this

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What's the deal with Britney's family? Jamie Lynn then Alli? WTF?
prena says – reply to this

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hmm
Ashley says – reply to this

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Honestly, who is this girl…
me says – reply to this

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DO U CHECK HER SIGHT OFTEN?? I HATE THIS SITE NOW A DAYS… SUCKS ASS
stephanie says – reply to this

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first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA
FIRST says – reply to this

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First…What a horse face!
skm says – reply to this

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first?
ew says – reply to this

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i hate her
frank davis says – reply to this

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another pop tart.
victor says – reply to this

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TEAM BRITNEYTEAM BRITNEY
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Jess says – reply to this

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Alli is an idiot just like Britney.
asdf says – reply to this

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she sucks. when is she going to realize the truth?
Marta says – reply to this

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first!
raheel says – reply to this

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54th!
Nina says – reply to this

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yuck
Mariah's Retoucher says – reply to this

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They should have hired me to make her look skinnier! Her back is totally distorted!
Pamelas555 says – reply to this

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She need a new photo for sure. It looks pretty generic.
onelooseanus says – reply to this

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why cover this shit?
Lety says – reply to this

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LMAO She will be in rehab in about…..3 weeks!!!
jenn says – reply to this

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31st
jeri says – reply to this

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She's too old to be a pop tart.
Ten years too late.
heather says – reply to this

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who the fuck cares.
k says – reply to this

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fuck team alli…… that ho is pathetic to use brit durin a really bad time wen she cant even see how used she is bein by her own relative cuz she to busy drinkin n using drugs….. plus i dont think alli noticed but the stardom gene missed her and just cuz ur related to the once fabulous brit does not make u a star by association. keep paintin on ur face sweetie, ur still not cute
ali4ever says – reply to this

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Ali is so hot.
All you haters need to get over britny and fast.
It was in the past let go of it.
Ali is the future
DRACO MALFOY says – reply to this

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PEREZ why would you report on this? No one cares about this super FUGly enabler. Y'all must be friends.
marge says – reply to this

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Ali is a looser just like her bitch of a cousin britney
furrymuff says – reply to this

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something smells…
ash says – reply to this

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ew what a loser
jem says – reply to this

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Let me get this straight - all you believers saying 'Britney forever',
are you the ones who said Spice Girls forever, Janet forever, or J-lo forever?
Like THEY lasted 'forever'! Nyak nyak nyak!
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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I feel bad for Britney! SOO MANY PEOPLE ARE USING her for fame……so sad!!!
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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WHAT A LOSER, CAN'T BELIEVE BRITNEY HAS CONFIDENCE IN HER, SHE DOESN'T SHE SHE IS TOTALLY BEING USED.
kayaG says – reply to this

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she looks like an old dog
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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wowzers
jacqueline says – reply to this

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she DULL and shes ugly as hell

and OH OH OH OH !! THOSE OUTFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES SHE MAKE THOSE IN THE DARK AFTER A LONG CRACK SESSION ALL HER COSTUMES ARE TACKY AS FUCK AND DISGUSTING. SHES SUCH A HANGER ON AND A FOLLOWER
christofer says – reply to this

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SHE IS so DISGUTIIIIIIING
Niraj says – reply to this

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she looks like Nadine Velasquez from My Name is Earl
jacqueline says – reply to this

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and she has a nose like a fuckin bird
WRITINGS ON THE WALL says – reply to this

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MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!! ONE DAY THIS LOWLIFE WILL WRITE A NASTY TELL ALL ON HER SO CALLED FRIEND BRITNEY SPEARS…………WATCH YOUR BACK BRITNEY, YOUR SICK SWEETHEART, BUT THIS ONE WILL TURN ON YOU AND SOON…………………………P.S PLEASE DONT POST HER UGLY MUG,SHE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE…………………………
furrymuff says – reply to this

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she looks old
Connie says – reply to this

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whats sad is that she'll probably make it too since any old p.o.s. can get in showbiz these days.
sean who? says – reply to this

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This hoe wont make it, esp after being associated with that white trash hoe cousin of hers
thatz right bitch says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH NEEDS TO QUIT
leoj says – reply to this

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she is another low life cunt……. may she rott in hell!!
jennifer says – reply to this

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She looks like "white beyonce".
NightmarE D says – reply to this

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I've now lost all respect I had for Perez. Not very long ago he was talking shit about this Alli girl. I think it was because she was around the VMA's or something getting all the free stuff that the celebrities usually get and since she's no celebrity she shouldn't get it. Now you're praising her because she's using Britneys fame to get some attention for herself? Ever noticed when the paparazzi get photos of Britney and Alli together it's Alli in the background striking a pose and trying hard to get into any photo with Britney? You say Britney is the one calling the paps and telling them where she'll be at? I bet any amount of money it's Alli that does that jsut so she can get a photo-op. You've gone from gossip that poked fun at people to nothing but hate towards Britney. You're completely two-faced. I don't even like Britney Spears and even I'm sick of your two-faced shit. Find a new target to pick on.
S says – reply to this

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Re: NightmarE D – BEWARE THE LOSER WHO LIKES TO USE THE FROZEN WASTELAND NAME IS HERE AND TRYING TO TERRORIZE EVERYONE . JUST IGNORE HIM CUZ HE ONLY FIGHTS WITH HIMSELF
SUSIE says – reply to this

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LOSER LOSER JUST USED BRIT TO TRY TO GET A HEAD AND RIDE THE PONIE
Vuckoff says – reply to this

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She is SOOOOO not cute.
Numero Uno uk* says – reply to this

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Christ yet another desperate rednecks, coming out from underneath a rock, wonder how long till she gets pregnant/overdoses/marries a wanker/shaves her head. enough said? i think so.
Sara says – reply to this

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I feel bad for Britney, if this girl named Ali thinks she has a chance…she's up for a rude awakening. She doesn't look "pop" at all, but a very thin Opera Singer.

Way too conservative for the pop industry, and she is kind of "cute", but never the kind of "hot" that made Britney famous. Britney was famous for her sexy face, big doe-eyes, pity lips, and sexy body….Ali is…well…just okay. Sorry. She should look for some Admin Assistant jobs…
RACHEL says – reply to this

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She is a back stabbing whore I wouldn't be surprised if she was behind Britneys misfortune! TEAM BRITNEY
MrsBurt says – reply to this

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Looks like Katherine Heigl as a brunette.
KD says – reply to this

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I went to college with Alli, she was in my sorority. I can tell you she is a sweet girl but man does she owe her airbrusher and photoshop team some $$$
KDgal says – reply to this

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I went to college with Alli, we were in the same sorority. She is a really sweet girl but I can tell you she owes big $$$ to her airbrush and photoshop team, cause the girl does not look like that!
sille says – reply to this

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Come on Perez! Stop pickiing on Britney, it is not funny anymore, go kick someone who is not lying down - we love that sht!
Paula says – reply to this

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She doesn't even look like a pop star. She looks like she is doing an ad campaign for a diet thing or a workout program
katie says – reply to this

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I'm embarassed for her…
Leigh says – reply to this

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Either her right arm is severely wide or her stomach was retouched like hell.
nina says – reply to this

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haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-r u serious-i went to school with this NO TALENT BITCH! sHE HAS MY SHITS FOR A BRAIN-AND SUCKY SUCKY VOICE GOOD LUCK-ALLLLY
Amy says – reply to this

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fuck perez
Blik says – reply to this

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nice 90s lipstick
jacqueline says – reply to this

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i remember when her and britney dressed up together in white dresses and then walked really slowly down the street together holding hands and just giggling like i think they thought they were funny for dressing the same they were like tee hee hee like wtf fuckin retarded. she is just as retarded as her retarded so called cousin i don't doubt they are they are both stupid as shit i think mild forms of retardation must run threw that family.
Princess Mags says – reply to this

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Lol* Alli "Hot Mess Britney Spears' assistant" Sims
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Who cares. 14:56, 14:57, 14:58….
jimmyboyo says – reply to this

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All I know is that Castro knew the current value of the Euro, the current price for petroleum and even held up a copy of alan greenspan’s book………..UHM that book JUST CAME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO Castro is alive and well
MINE says – reply to this

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SOMETHING RELATED WITH BRITNEY AGAIN??
YOU ARE SO BORING PEREZ.
Anne says – reply to this

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lol looks like Mariahs retoucher did this one!
her back and waist look hilarious!

I should also mention that her music is mediocre….
haley says – reply to this

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I hate this chick. What a fame hungry whore.
tomas says – reply to this

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I have to agree with Pamela5555's statement…she is generic looking…she looks like a print model for K Mart….
TracyH says – reply to this

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Yes the photo retoucher's sure slimmed her ribcage down and probably gave her an inch in height.
Also f'uped the proportion so she looks like she has breasts on her back!
B2 says – reply to this

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the top is way!!! bigger then the bottom, it's like a funhouse mirror
Gwen says – reply to this

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lol waste of space.
Mater says – reply to this

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What a dumb cow. She missed the boat on capitalizing on her cousin's "fame".
Dracs Spago says – reply to this

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When will her sex tape/nude pics get "leaked"?
JAX says – reply to this

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What!!! Are you serious! No wonder she has been whoring Britney out! She was trying to get all the attention for herself so she can try her hand at being a pop wreck! Wow! Way to go Alli! Drag Brittney through the mud and not try to help her out while she makes sure her face is in every photo! Sooo soo sad. She may be givin the drugs to Brit to keep her down. Hey Britney get better and kick her ASS!
ellie says – reply to this

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1st of all-Allie, never in a MILLION years. 2nd of all-thank you chris crocker, now i have a face for a the STILL britney supporters. you people are just as SICK!
Chaz says – reply to this

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Re: k – Yeah! Alli you suck! She knows Britney is sick and yet she keeps dragging her all over the place just so SHE can get the attention. See look I know Britney….see look I am in the photo too..doesn't make you a Star honey! Get your own life Alli!
ridingCoattails says – reply to this

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must be nice to be riding the loser coattails of brittany spears, bitch needs a new role model, she fucking sucks and her and brittany will both fail miserable
Sharon S. says – reply to this

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Lol! You guys should check out her dead website. Just google her name and it should come up! It is sooo funny she has this long ass spill about who she is and she doesn't even have any music on the site. Than she has a picture where she is overly made up and is wearing this gawd awful dress! Lol! Wow yeah she sucks and her website sucks too and her cousin sucks because of her!
carolina says – reply to this

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I promise you this Cousin Ali is a little sneaky. I get this this feeling she probally adds fuel to Britney Spears fire. Hmmmm
whatthefuck says – reply to this

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who does this slut think she is? she sucks!! anyone who hangs around shitney spears is a true loser. next please.
voice of reason says – reply to this

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Dude, stop giving this wenchbag publicity. She'll only be famous cus of you. IGNORE HER!!!! Or at least make her pay you for the infamy.
ur girl friday says – reply to this

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Another loser! If she cared about Britney, she would help get her some help and not contribute to her down fall. I bet she cant wait till Brit falls off the face of the earth so that she can try to move in on her shit!
Stefani says – reply to this

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she looks totally different
Brooke says – reply to this

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lmfao she's just using Britney to get famous thats sad no actually thats pathetic using ur own cousin for fame what a bitch Allie wont even last a week no1 is gonna buy her cds or anything
dance fever says – reply to this

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So she wants to be a pop star. She must of choreographed Brittany's dance moves at the VMA's. The requirement for preparation was to smoke lots of crack and drink a lot of booze!
NightmarE D says – reply to this

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Re: S – Are you saying I'm the wasteland person? I don't think so. I don't sit on this site 24 hours a day like that person does and I stick to one name and one name only on here and that's NightmarE D. Prove I'm this person. Have perez himself check the logs of the site to see if my IP address matches to the IP address of that other person. They'd be in the logs. now go prove it.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The only good thing about Alli Sims is
…well…she is really good at…er…
but then again she can, no wait, that is
Britney…um…
WHAT THE H E DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS IS ALLI FAMOUS FOR ANYWAY??
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Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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PEREZ WHY NOT JUST STICK WITH: TEAM PEREZ ANAL WART !

Your no good at being a fan of anyone, because your 2 faced scum.

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