Who Is This????

Filed under: Alli Sims

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Yes, that overly made-up and airbrushed creature is Alli Sims, Britney's "cousin" and on/off assistant.

Little Alli wants to be a pop star and had launched a website to help promote her dreams of stardom. The site had been down for a while, but it's just gone back up with that pic and not much else.

Fuck it. Screw Britney. Team Alli!!!!

P.S. Don't forget to pay your server fees, honey.

    Posted: Sep 22, 2007 at 4:13 pm / Email this  »

    125 comments to “Who Is This????”

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    1. Marie Alice says – reply to this


      101

      Wannabe airbrush photoshop {Katherine Heigl}

    2. joeyinnola says – reply to this


      102

      Dayum, that biotch needs to hire a copy editor. The aboutme link is full of errors.

    3. joeyOh says – reply to this


      103

      ALL ABOUT EVE 2007

    4. ellen says – reply to this


      104

      She's probably worse then Britney. If she doens't have the substance abuse problems that probably cause Britney's erratic beahvior, then she's even more guilty for allowing all of that around those children for her own self-promotion. Seriosuly, if Britney is in a drug induced or addictive stae and Alli is not, she is scum of the earth for using Britney in that inebriated state while subjecting those kids to instability. Britney can explain it away pleading addiction. Alli can explain it by saying what? I am a heartless untalented douche that was willing to see Britney die and her kids suffer for her own attempt to rise to fame?!?

      Alli actually tried to cover Les Mis, too. WTH was she thinking?!? If half of the pop stars had the talent of Lea Salonga…psh. They wish. Shje couyldn't have chosen a better song to show that she couldn't even merit winning a high school talent show.

      She needs to go away…stick to cleaning Britneys toilet.

    5. suzy says – reply to this


      105

      This is why all you people should DL the songs you want to hear, don't feed the monster aKA the music industy, it's dying like a dinosaur and trying to take our human rights with them when they fall.

    6. Dorothy says – reply to this


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      #1 YES person who does absolutely nothing to help Britney clean up her life. Alli is with her most of the time she out making a fool of herself and if Britney ever cleans up her life, she'll have to drop the people that enabled her.

    7. ashley says – reply to this


      107

      shes pretty lol

    8. kj says – reply to this


      108

      What a bottom feeding bitch. She should be there for her family, not chasing her pathetic fifteen minutes.

    9. Sunnshine says – reply to this


      109

      She is just not pretty enough to be a star, but I am curious what she sounds like. I am also curious if she makes it big will she still be around Spears? I think not.

    10. johnnycake says – reply to this


      110

      airbrushed ass…some white girls are really pathetic…

    11. canadachick says – reply to this


      111

      In this picture, she looks like Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives!

    12. Jaely says – reply to this


      112

      ENABLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. Martina says – reply to this


      113

      What the ..
      I just want to stress the fact that she's NOTHING !! (and never will be)

    14. Leah (: says – reply to this


      114

      ewh
      + she looks like jodie marsh
      :|

    15. jen says – reply to this


      115

      hopefully she does good with her carreer, and will keep by britss side and keep her head up high!!!

    16. Ali says – reply to this


      116

      Alli will never even be close to half of what Britney Spears was. Never.

    17. chris n tx says – reply to this


      117

      FUCKIN GO AWAY ALLI YOU FUCKIN ENABLER!!!!

    18. Cathy says – reply to this


      118

      She's very pretty here…

    19. remorse says – reply to this


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      Horrible website! xiconsulting??? Some second rate "html and php" hacks that have no idea what they are doing (go to the contact page and enter x to all the fields - simple js form validation is missing). And the assistant to Birtney Spears hired them?? Just goes to show you how good she is doing her job…

      Even better check out their own site (xicorp) horrible… on all layers.

    20. VroumVroum says – reply to this


      120

      Why do you even talk about her? You really are making a lot of free publicity to that douche… Or is it really free???

    21. Ashley says – reply to this


      121

      Wow!! Never in a million years would I have looked at that picture and thought that was her!!! She looks nothing like that in real life.

    22. claudiaaa says – reply to this


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      PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPING!!!!

      SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FLAT STOMACH….

    23. Jez says – reply to this


      123

      Who photoshopped that picture? A crack head? :/

    24. Julie says – reply to this


      124

      She seems nice! I like her

    25. unsolvedcrimes says – reply to this


      125

      File under "who gives a shit"

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