Jake's New Beard

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A scrufftastic Jake GyllenHO enjoyed a lovely brunch with a female companion at Ammo in Hollywood on Saturday.

Said companion is obviously not Reese Witherspoon.

Gyllenspoon have been reported to have split up. Again. For now.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

    Posted: Sep 23, 2007 at 3:19 pm / Email this  »

    145 comments to “Jake's New Beard”

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    1. dallas says – reply to this


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      BOOBS!!!!!!!

    2. christine says – reply to this


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      hes hott no matter what!!!

    3. . says – reply to this


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      first?

    4. robert says – reply to this


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      hi. nice blog . thanks.

    5. hjdgs says – reply to this


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      yeahhh

    6. SexyBitch~ says – reply to this


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      I Don't Believe they were ever really together shes too hot and hes way to fug!

    7. jen says – reply to this


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      first

    8. LaurenG says – reply to this


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      1st!!!

    9. Karina says – reply to this


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      aww.

    10. CHAOS says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS GROSS

    11. Buddy Boy says – reply to this


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      I'll bite!

    12. Kat says – reply to this


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      So hot.

    13. christine says – reply to this


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      he's hott no matter what!!

    14. Nerdychick407 says – reply to this


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      75th??? Anywho…WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?

    15. RIKO says – reply to this


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      1st perez is gay and ugly brit looks way better than him

    16. Annika says – reply to this


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      i want his sex!

    17. me says – reply to this


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      Ewwww shes ugly…altho…not a fan of him either. sooooo yea.

    18. k says – reply to this


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      hes def gayy

    19. jimmy says – reply to this


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      first!!!!

    20. Angelmonster says – reply to this


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      lol

    21. on says – reply to this


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      fuck you perez, not everyone is gay

    22. Cecilia says – reply to this


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      she's not very attactive :/

    23. me says – reply to this


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      BTW…he looks like ryan seacrest with the beard hahahhahahahahaha!

    24. Kyle says – reply to this


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      2nd?

    25. Big Beat Battalion says – reply to this


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      Grammar G sports a beard!!

    26. queenie9 says – reply to this


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      Where am I?

    27. jennzz says – reply to this


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      i do not like this guy,,
      he is fug,,
      and just iccky

    28. jon says – reply to this


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      he is so sexy.

    29. CHAOS says – reply to this


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      WTF?..
      YOU KNOW WHATS TOTALLY ANNOYING IS WHEN EVERYONE TYPES 1ST!!! .. WHO FUCKIN CARES!! !..
      SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    30. jen says – reply to this


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      he looks like one of them bible thumpers that come knockin on your door, bible beating you…

    31. JENNNNNNN says – reply to this


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      WHO CARRERREESSSSSSSSS!?!?!!?!?!?!!!

    32. TOO FUNNY!! says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS GOOD WITH THE BEARD AND ALL RELAXED…
      THE CHICK LOOKS ALL PROTECTIVE AND PISSED OFF…lol!!! (not to great looking I might add)…which is why she probably hates the papparazzi in her face!

    33. Cryingcure says – reply to this


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      Not that long ago (within the last week or two) you implied he was ugly with the beard and now you're sayng he's "scrufftastic"? Make up your fake mind Perez.

    34. Jesus Christ says – reply to this


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      CUM Bath

    35. janet says – reply to this


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      Reese is wayyyyyyy too good for him anyway!!! HIS LOSS!!!

    36. Jenna says – reply to this


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      eww I hate that guy and I hate his beard!

    37. ? says – reply to this


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      they look cold

    38. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Why does he bother with the beards? Everyone knows he's gay, not sure why he's so ashamed of it.

    39. UKer says – reply to this


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      HEY MORONS DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BEARD IS?

      In gay slang, a beard is a companion of the opposite sex used to hide a homosexual's sexuality by appearing in public as if the two were a heterosexual couple. It is generally considered poor form for the gay partner not to reveal his or her homosexuality to the other partner. [citation needed] The term originated in the mid-1960s[citation needed] and is derived from the notion that a man with a woman on his arm looks more masculine, like a man with a beard. A male companion who accompanies a lesbian is sometimes called a merkin.

    40. NYC says – reply to this


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      Jake is gay..

    41. Ick says – reply to this


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      Woooooow he can do wayyy better, this skank is fugly. He's fuckin sexy.

    42. vickymaqu says – reply to this


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      wasnt he "puto"?

    43. Mrs.JL says – reply to this


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      Hes hot But still whats his problem?

    44. kylie says – reply to this


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      this girl canNOT even compare to reese witherspoon durrr and for gyllenHO (why is he called this) is a whole lot of smexyy

    45. Dita says – reply to this


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      Perez, your mother sucks cocks in hell.

    46. Arturo says – reply to this


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      Are you finally going to admit that Fidel Castro is alive, given the ONE HOUR LONG interview he gave on Cuban TV this weekend?

    47. jenn says – reply to this


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      Re: Dita

      ew you're weird why would you even say that hahahaha fucken loser

    48. give me a break says – reply to this


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      I bet she's just a friend, not every woman you see him with is his lover. Jeez!
      He looks sexy!

    49. Alicia says – reply to this


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      "Reese is wayyyyyyy too good for him anyway!!! HIS LOSS!!!"

      That bitch!? They never dated in the first place!

    50. loulou says – reply to this


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      Jake and Reese are always together and You know it, perez !!!!

    51. Ox says – reply to this


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      Jake is soooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hot

    52. Are you sure ? says – reply to this


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      Are you sure that's not Reese Witherspoon ??? I wonder…Maybe she's disguised…

    53. none says – reply to this


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      Just b/c he is walking down the street with someone doesn't mean they are dating. We all have platonic interaction with the opposite sex on a daily basis.

    54. paula says – reply to this


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      Uugh…such a down grade from Reese.

    55. me says – reply to this


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      I bet it's just a friend, not every woman you see him with must be his lover.
      He looks sexy!

    56. Sammy says – reply to this


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      There not broken up with reese i saw them sitting on each others laps the beard was her idea

    57. Margaret says – reply to this


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      Thank goodness he escaped from Ms. Type A, Ms. Control Freakin' Reese. Keep running, boy. If she catches up, get advice from Ryan. He escaped.

    58. passing by says – reply to this


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      Perez…
      Your in the industry, so I don't see why you cannot do just a little bit of research before you post this crap.
      The woman is Jake Gyllenhaal's Publicist Carrie Byalick, he is doing press for Rendition.

      I could see if was somebody new or someone he hasn't been spotted with before, but she has been his PR person for a while now.

    59. KIKI says – reply to this


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      Jake is too good for her anyway…Jake is sooooo hot !!!!!!!!!!!

    60. jen says – reply to this


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      is he or isnt he?…

    61. Anamaria says – reply to this


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      definitely always hot no matter what!!!

    62. Malinda to the wall says – reply to this


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      Remember Donnie Darko?!?! I loves that movie!!!

    63. me again says – reply to this


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      passing by, thanks for the information. Told ya, not a new galpal!

    64. Mike. B. says – reply to this


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      It looks like Megan Mullally…

    65. ZENO says – reply to this


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      DONT CARE…
      THIS IS STARTING TO GET OLD

    66. mry says – reply to this


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      she's fugly n she looks like a lesbian…she looks miserable like all lezbots do. miserable!! lesbians are soo ugly…

    67. Fidel says – reply to this


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      HAVANA - Cuba published a photo Sunday of a standing, smiling Fidel Castro looking heavier but still gaunt as he met with Angola's president, the first head of state to see the ailing 81-year-old since June.

    68. carm says – reply to this


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      she looks a bit like his sister???

    69. Pedro says – reply to this


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      He rocks my world! Love him.

    70. J says – reply to this


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      Shit, look at that, he needs a shave but DAMN! He is hot! Dear God!

    71. Dee says – reply to this


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      WOW, JAKE HAS NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!

    72. jen says – reply to this


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      looks like lauren graham

    73. sarah says – reply to this


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      she looks hella pissed

    74. rach says – reply to this


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      you guys are fucking retarded. jake is the shit

    75. florencia says – reply to this


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      Thats GREAT DUDE!!!

    76. CREDIT REPAIR says – reply to this


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    77. lala says – reply to this


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      oh come on — for all we know she could be an agent or manager or something. unless you have a pic of them all over each other, which you obviously don't bc otherwise you'd post it.

    78. Jake Gyllenfag says – reply to this


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      Come out you fag.

    79. Jake Gyllenfag says – reply to this


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      He's gayer than Tom Cruise.

    80. missmay says – reply to this


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      I saw him with the same girl at Fred 62's on Thursday night. Erika Christianson was also at his table, but she was with some other guy.

    81. Pathetic says – reply to this


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      #81 and #82, "Jake Gyllenfag", you are a pathetic idiot.

    82. kate says – reply to this


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      That chick looks like joaquin phoenix

    83. Paige says – reply to this


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      I heart Toothy Tile!!!!!!!

    84. sami says – reply to this


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      is that lauren graham?

    85. well says – reply to this


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      he looks like george clooney. he looks old like Clooney too.

    86. mrke-D-Sade says – reply to this


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      Get over it P-Nasty. He is not gay despite your messed up gay fantasies. He aint a butt pirate P. Not evryone is despite what you and every gay guy would wish.

    87. hola says – reply to this


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      i am new here, what does it mean when everyone types 'first' THANKS :)

    88. hola says – reply to this


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      im new here what does it mean when everyone types 'first'
      THANKS :)

    89. DATING says – reply to this


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      IF YOU WERE ALL PAYING ATTENTION YOU WOULD KNOW WHO HE'S DATING…AND YES, IT'S A FEMALE…HE'S BEEN SEEEN WITH HER SEVERAL TIMES…I'LL NEVER TELL…BTW IT'S NOT THIS WOMEN, THIS IS HIS PUBLICIST.

    90. Devore says – reply to this


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      hold on a sec.

      this woman could very well be an assistant or a reporter who is conducting an interview with JG or someone who works with his management company.

      I dont object to gossip, (obviously) but youre making assumptions that dont make much sense.
      Just because he is walking with someone does not mean he's dating this person or using this woman as a beard.

    91. hott_carla says – reply to this


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      Jakes new berad…..are you talking about the new lady friend or the facial hair?

    92. not says – reply to this


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      He's dressed up and she isn't…definetly not on a date, Jake doesn't dress up much so he was probably doing something important.

    93. i says – reply to this


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      gaywad

    94. paca says – reply to this


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      i heard that he is dating heath ledger. it makes sense. think about it . didnt heath just break up with michelle williams? and jake supposedly breaks up with resse? so conveniently they are both available all of the sudden?

    95. wowseyCASTRO says – reply to this


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      Post something new you lazy lard.

    96. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      hiz brokeback azz iz so cute..they should make a brokeback II.

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    97. janga says – reply to this


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      omg. he could have a zillion dicks on his face but he will still be the most attractive man alive.

    98. Chippy Chippy Choo says – reply to this


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      Re: passing by
      Perez's 15 minutes of fame are passing by quickly. By the way, Castro is alive.

    99. Passing by says – reply to this


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      As I posted already, it is his PR.
      He has a film that will be released oct 19th, he is doing press.
      That is why he is dressed (in front of the camera) and she is not (behind the scenes)

      His dressing had nothing to do with the Jewish Holiday (which he is 1/2)
      because if it did he would not have been eating before sun down on sat.

    100. Huiil says – reply to this


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      Why can't this bitch be his whore? Is it cuz she ain't purty like spooncandy?

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