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There's A Baby Up In There!

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Ewww, you guys! Nicole Richie's gotten, like, totally fat!!!!

We kid. We kid.

Zombie hands is having a zombie baby and it ain't no practical joke.

Mom-to-be Nicole Richie was spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii, on Saturday with her boyfriend, Joel Madden, who flipped off the assembled mass of paparazzi.

They all want those belly shots!

[Image by Will Binns via Pacific Coast News.]

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104 comments to “There's A Baby Up In There!”

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  1. rhonnie says – reply to this


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    she looks cuuuute!

  2. Lee says – reply to this


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    Wow! her skin looks amazing!

  3. alice says – reply to this


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    first?

  4. modgirl says – reply to this


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    She looks good, nice and healthy…I seen other pics today and they always look so inlove, nice to see one of these hollywood brats getting it together. Love ya Perez!!!!

  5. angela says – reply to this


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    first!

  6. kete says – reply to this


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    BLAH…..why does the world GIVE. A. FUCK?

  7. faye says – reply to this


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    i love her.. i don't dig him but for some odd reason i like his twin brother
    but come on did he really think fleeing the state would free them from the papps what a douche!

  8. angela says – reply to this


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    first

  9. Tulip says – reply to this


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    Congratulations, Nichole! Don't ask Brit for advice.

  10. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Wow…I wish I could be preggers and in Hawaii.
    Looks like she was posing for them baby bump
    pictures.

  11. teabagger says – reply to this


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    FIRST! Geez your a scrag Perez, DONT delete my comments!

    AS I SAID….Her skin looks amazing!

  12. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


    12

    Hey Fat Ass Perez, whatever happened to your new show that TANKED so badly?
    It is going to be canceled because of the very very poor ratings.
    What were you guys thinking? You actually believe you are that popular??

    WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SHOW NOW?? IS IT BECAUSE LIKE YOU, YOUR SHOW IS AN EMBARRASSMENT??
    You have been hyping about it for months… NOW ITS GONE!!! HAHAHA
    Your show is a TRAINWRECK from the very start!!! LOL

  13. marine says – reply to this


    13

    perez you are the best ……..
    i would make pub in France for your blog

  14. GET RID OF THIS PERSON AND YOU MIGHT GET YOUR SITE BACK says – reply to this


    14

    TOLD YOU PPL!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS SITE WOULD NORMALLY BE ROCKIN ON A SATURDAY NITE AND YOU LET THIS ONE LOSER DRIVE ALL OF YOUR POSTER'S AWAY.
    GOOD JOB!!!!!

  15. Lou Lou says – reply to this


    15

    Why does anyone take pictures of this loser. WHo cares? What has she ever done besides drugs and be friends with that other loser Paris Hilton? I can't figure out why she gets her picture taken. She is a pregnant dog. Lots of those about.

  16. "FROZEN WASTELAND" says – reply to this


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  17. katie says – reply to this


    17

    awww she looks so cute! i'm so happy for her :)

  18. THE BIGGEST CUNT says – reply to this


    18

    her child will be so fugly. It's a shame.

  19. ////////////////////////////////////////// says – reply to this


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  20. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


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    Hey Fat Ass Perez, whatever happened to your new show that TANKED so badly?
    It is going to be canceled because of the very very poor ratings.
    What were you guys thinking? You actually believe you are that popular??

    WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SHOW NOW?? IS IT BECAUSE LIKE YOU, YOUR SHOW IS AN EMBARRASSMENT??
    You have been hyping about it for months… NOW ITS GONE!!! HAHAHA
    Your show is a TRAINWRECK from the very start!!! LOL

  21. MonStar says – reply to this


    21

    You all suck

  22. Becca says – reply to this


    22

    Aww I love baby bumps!! :D

  23. Izzy Charm says – reply to this


    23

    She looks beautiful, healthy and happy.

  24. Exyank says – reply to this


    24

    It's nice to see Nicole with some weight on her bones and looking happy and relaxed. Much better than Scary Bikini Zombie or "I need Vicodin for menstrual cramps" Nicole. I wish her much luck and I hope, for her sake and especially for the sake of her child, that she really has turned her life around. I love it when somebody really manages to do that!

  25. sweetpea says – reply to this


    25

    i think she looks beatiful. and her baby will be just fine. to me she looks GREAT. leave her alone, she's just a human like you and me. GOD bless Nicole.

  26. maisn says – reply to this


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    wow thats a belly!

  27. L-Rod says – reply to this


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    Nicole Richie is my gurl. Fuck all u who r just jealous. She will be a great mom. That good chelsea dude is lucky to have her!!!

  28. Chaos says – reply to this


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    And *I* thought that perhaps she was wearing a belly suit. Now I know it's real. I couldn't understand for the life of me how someone so thin could fall pregnant. I suppose miracles do happen. All the best to Nicole and Joel.

  29. FUCHSIA says – reply to this


    29

    it's soo totally nice to see nicole
    gaining weight again.., i mean seriously !
    she looks soo disgustingly horrible
    when sshe was too skinny :O
    anywayz.., peace out everyone @v@

    xoxoxoxox :)

  30. KC says – reply to this


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    she shouldn't get in the sun though– as she's pregnant, there's a reaction to sun by pregnancy hormones which can result in permanent skin damages (not health dangerous, just brown spots that will not go away (even with skin treatment))

    so if she wants to keep her skin unified for the rest of her life, she should step away from the sun for the rest of her pregnancy.

    KC

  31. Amber says – reply to this


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    What's she supposed to do? Hide out in the house for 9 months?? WTF? Sunscreen. Being outside is GOOD for you…she's not sunbathing…

  32. m says – reply to this


    32

    she looks great.

  33. stephanie says – reply to this


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    If she is that self concious, then obviously she did have an eating disorder. Usually if you are happy that you are pregnant you want people to see your belly.. unless it's like the 9th month and you feel like a huge whale.

  34. Kate says – reply to this


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    she looks healthy and cute!!
    i love her!!

  35. bbbbmer says – reply to this


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    she's NOT fat!!!! she's starting to look healthy, and i hope her baby's healthy too… nicole's one of the most underrated comedic talents in h'wood, an absolutely charming, and stunningly intelligent young woman, and when she's ready, i hope she'll return to some forum where she can bring laughter to many who could use it these days….

  36. Mia says – reply to this


    36

    She looks great now, but puleeaasee no pics of her in a bikini when she really blows up. I'm sick of celebs showing their big bellies to everyone–not cool.

  37. me says – reply to this


    37

    im so glad she is finally healthy.
    and i bet shes a lot happier.

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!

  38. RAMMY says – reply to this


    38

    Its bout time she gained a pund or 2

  39. Kacky says – reply to this


    39

    There is nothing cute about a pregnant heroin addict and an abusive babydaddy.

  40. Kacky says – reply to this


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    #33 Stephanie, only an immature loser wants people to see their pregnant belly. YA DIDN'T INVENT IT, PRINCESS.

  41. kathie! says – reply to this


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    #41 and #33
    the girl probably just came in from the ocean and is drying off and about to take a walk and that is why she has a towel. I am sure that since she is in a bikini she is not self consious! even with an eating disorder she was wearing mini skirts.
    There is nothing wrong with the pregnant belly. Give your heads a shake!
    I wonder what you think of breastfeeding in public.

  42. ☻☻☻☻☻krazihottkelli☻☻☻☻☻ says – reply to this


    42

    ♀♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻☻

    ♣ Nicole ztill lookz small, hope the baby keepz her ztraight ♣

    ♥♥♥sure didn't help Shitney, actually made her worze,if pozzible♥♥

    ♀♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♀

  43. Jamie-Lee says – reply to this


    43

    Congrats Nicole… Good luck!

  44. jamielyenette says – reply to this


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    you trying to say she looks fat she look great ans healthy thats why she was so skinny because of peopel like you and then when she gets sick you talk crap get a life .. you look in the mirror.. fat ass fucker

  45. jamielyenette says – reply to this


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    you trying to say she looks fat she look great and healthy thats why she was so skinny because of peopel like you and then when she gets sick you talk crap get a life .. you look in the mirror.. fat ass fucker bitch

  46. jamielyenette says – reply to this


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    you trying to say she looks fat she look great and healthy thats why she was so skinny because of peopel like you and then when she gets sick you talk crap get a life .. you look in the mirror.. fat ass fucker bitch asshole

  47. Amy says – reply to this


    47

    She is a beautiful mom! She needs to knocked up all the time!

  48. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


    48

    Are you reading her mind!? I'm sure she still looks in the mirror and thinks, damn, I'm getting FAT AGAIN!!! :lol: :P

  49. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    Having a baby doesn't fix her anorexia, it's only going to make it worse. She'll be 80 pounds once that baby comes out. :P I'll have my skinny girl back. :lol:

  50. Zanna says – reply to this


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    Re: ☻☻☻☻☻krazihottkelli☻☻☻☻☻ – What happened…did you get banned from the Superficial, Kelli?

  51. ☻☻☻☻☻krazihottkelli☻☻☻☻☻ says – reply to this


    51

    Re: Zanna
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    if itz any of your fuckin buzinezz, they locked me out for 1 day

    thoze old crowz can't handle me..funny though, after that day

    they kept trying to get me to leave commentz..they still pretend

    to be me…and by the way..since I left…they're lucky to get

    50 to 100 commentz on each pozt, fuckerz R boring az ZHIT…

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  52. Kacky says – reply to this


    52

    Kathie, it doesn't bother me except that I hate pompous, self-aggrandizing attention whores who think we care about their stupid pregnant bellies. Y'all need to get over yourselves.

  53. Kacky says – reply to this


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    Wow Zanna, you think pretty highly of yourself

  54. quinn says – reply to this


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    I'm sure that P-nasty and his minions don't read these posts, but come on, joking about her eating disorder when she is pregnant is really not just tasteless (I love me some tasteless as much as the next guy) but cruel and potentially dangerous. Don't cross the line into perversity and disregard, Perez, or you may just well start losing readers, and we all know that you crave our attention.

  55. Krystal says – reply to this


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    She still looks good.

  56. HeLLO says – reply to this


    56

    leave the girl alone, she's looking so much better. I'm sure calling her zombie hands doesn't help her at all….. Wouldn't you rather help her succeed than fell…

  57. marie x! says – reply to this


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    she looks good. i love her to pieces & its great she got pregnant. she looks healthy & happy.

    all the best to her & joel. i hope after the pregnancy she is able to keep some weight on, unlike before.

  58. ♀krazihottkelli♀ the real bitch♀ says – reply to this


    58

    Re: Mia

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Hi Mia..long time…sure your name izn't Zanna in dizguize? U know

    that I waz juzt teazing about U and Satan, right? Whatever….

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  59. Suzanne says – reply to this


    59

    She looks great.

  60. Dave Holden says – reply to this


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    From the pictures I've seen, it looks like HE is in love with her, but she seems not interested. She's only still with him because she is pregnant. If she were not pregnant, they still wouldn't be together.

  61. Kim says – reply to this


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    She looks really beautiful. Congrats, Nicole!

  62. liz says – reply to this


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    i love nicole richie!!!cant wait to see the baby when its born!!!

  63. IndySteel says – reply to this


    63

    She's going to give birth to 6 pound bag of weed.

  64. Ambie says – reply to this


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    She looks good and healthy….

  65. Zach says – reply to this


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    she's pretty, i love her skin looks amazing :)

  66. Skinny Ass Bitch says – reply to this


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    HER CHILD WILL BE A DRUG ADDICT JUST LIKE MOMMY!!!!

    HER CHILD WILL BE A DRUG ADDICT JUST LIKE MOMMY!!!!

  67. Memo says – reply to this


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    I remember my teacher in high school, she's naturally slim so when she got pregnant, her belly was barely noticeable even at her 7th month.

    But then again she hasn't had lipo or anything.

    Nice to see her boobs growing back!

    Go Nicole!!!

  68. Tay says – reply to this


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    Good luck to her!

  69. djd81351 says – reply to this


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    that is not FAT!!! perez is FAT!!!

  70. Kim B says – reply to this


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    well, at least she's FINALLY gaining some weight!

  71. Shannon says – reply to this


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    Awww…she looks cute preggers!

  72. emma says – reply to this


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    she is a bitch!!!!! lol no only joking she is a very lucky girl i luvvvvvvvv joel madden now he is trapped with lolly pop head girl arrrggggghhhh

  73. stephanie says – reply to this


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    NOOOOO joel is crazy to have a baby with nicole why did you leave hilary i stell cant belive it

  74. nickky says – reply to this


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    she looks georgeous!! beautiful skin everything ….. so happy for her , its great that she doing bettr :)

  75. Wildbratgirl says – reply to this


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    You're a jerk, Perez! She looks amazing! FYI. I'm totally addicted to your website. Thank you for all the good work. I don't always agree with your comments, but damn you get the goods!

  76. anna says – reply to this


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    Thank the lord she looks healthy. Not so long ago her legs looked like toothpicks. She is still small, but she is just a small woman. I hope she doesn't mother her child like Britney "mothers" her sons.

  77. Meg says – reply to this


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    She really looks radiant and beautiful…the healthiest I've ever seen her! Her baby bump is soooo cute!!!

  78. old sock says – reply to this


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    that's not Maui. It's the Big Island of Hawaii. duh

  79. Jill says – reply to this


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    man i wish she was still single. id peekamo her everyday. I lover her personality. why is she with that friggin loser?????????

  80. AMY says – reply to this


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    Who do you think tip-off the paparazzi they were in Hawaii Nicole or Joel??????

  81. Nancy says – reply to this


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    She looks wonderful! What a cute baby bump. SHe truly looks better than she has in years. Love looks good on her!

  82. Jessicah says – reply to this


    82

    aw.

    she looks so healthy.

    thats good to see!

    finally…

  83. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    always wanted 2 drill her

  84. heartsandstars says – reply to this


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    She is so Foul. She is looking better pregnant, because the mummy look she had isn't so apparent but she is still YEee–AAACK!

  85. CARRIE says – reply to this


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    awww! im soooooooooo xcited!!!!

  86. nc says – reply to this


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    she dosnt look healthy at all.

  87. corndog says – reply to this


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    wow! i can't get her out of my mind! i am so turned on by her! i'll bet your boyfriend can't keep his hands off of her. Nicloe is a beautiful, sexy pregnant woman…

  88. Malinda to the wall says – reply to this


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    ewwww… maybe she should think about gastric bypass……

  89. hostile. says – reply to this


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    wow. that's AMAZING. Isn't she just fascinating? wow. Spoilt soul-less emaciated little waste is spawning. WOW.

    AMAZING.
    No, like totally, i was expecting her to fail miserably.

  90. joelee says – reply to this


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    zombie hands needed to gain some weight. This is good..

  91. PD says – reply to this


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    she does look cute..I makes me want to rub her belly.

  92. HOW CUTE says – reply to this


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    AWWWWWWW!!!!!!How totally adorable. She's one of those people that ACTUALLY looks good while preggers!!!!!!! I hope she becomes a responsible mother.

  93. matt says – reply to this


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    hola

  94. diana duhhh says – reply to this


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    DAMN! there goes my practical joke theory.
    it would have been a cool joke though.

  95. Marinne C. says – reply to this


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    She should be wearing a one piece. Nobody wants to see her gut hanging over her panties. My God, she looks like Britney Spears. Pull it together Nicole! MC

  96. jessicaaa says – reply to this


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    yay shes back to her old self instead of that hunkabones.

  97. mpls lady says – reply to this


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    shes positivly glowing and looks great motherhood agrees with her , i wish her all the best and for gods sake please stay away from that skank paris hilton!!!

  98. Corndog says – reply to this


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    wow! i can’t get her out of my mind! i am so turned on by her! i’ll bet your boyfriend can’t keep his hands off of her. Nicole is a beautiful, sexy pregnant woman…

  99. Zoe says – reply to this


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    She looks healthy? she strongly resembles a starving Ethiopian child with the round bloated belly. Let's not kid ourselves folks…she looks BETTER then her former skeletal self but she sure doesn't look as preggers as she should!

  100. shut up says – reply to this


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    Why do you have to knock somebody down when they are doing so much better? She looks so beautiful with her tummy! She's glowing. Stop calling her unborn baby a zombie, stupid!!

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