Ewww, you guys! Nicole Richie's gotten, like, totally fat!!!!
We kid. We kid.
Zombie hands is having a zombie baby and it ain't no practical joke.
Mom-to-be Nicole Richie was spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii, on Saturday with her boyfriend, Joel Madden, who flipped off the assembled mass of paparazzi.
They all want those belly shots!
[Image by Will Binns via Pacific Coast News.]