John + Minka = Sitting In A Tree

As PerezHilton.com was the first to report, John Mayer has been getting quite romantical with Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly.
He sure has a thing for actresses!
The pair have been spending time together in Austin, and sources tell us that they're still there and being lovey dovey.
On Monday afternoon, John and Minka were spotted having lunch at South Congress Cafe and looking quite coupley.
If you see them out and about, take a picture and send it to P-Nasty!















































JOhnmink look good together !!!!! DON'T HATE
boring-who cares
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
fugs
ooo lala
#1st?!!!
WHO CARES?????
she is very pretty
She is FUGLY
who cares
FIRST?!!?
FIRST BITCHES
Well, who the heck is he supposed to date? Cable tv installers? He is in celeb circles so he dates celebs……… you could maybe wait to report till there is ACTUALLY A STORY…. or you could write this nonstory……..
blah and oh !!!!!!!!
Re: LOOSE – ELEVENTH SORRY
He is so hot!!
First !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and don't say you were not first LOOK DICKHEAD I WAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LIKE THE NICKNAME JOHNMINK
Seriously, SNOOZEFEST. WHo cares bitches?? Nobody cares about John Mayer except Perez. NOBODY writes about this has been except Perez. WHY?? Perez, are you obsessed with this has been?? Do you hope he will let you suck his pepepee?? Has he let you touch his goodies in exchange for all this lame ass press?? WHAT was his last hit?
he sings pretty though.
whats your thoughts on iranian presidents speech…..?! and his belief that homosexuality is a phenomenom that does not exist in Iran?!
come on perez u r slacking on that posting
He's a ladies man.
He's cute and so is she.
scared you
No Paps in Austin! Leave 'em be while they are in town…I'm sure y'all can get photos in some other celeb obsessed city
Good for him!….get away from that weird Jessica Simpson….This girl is cute!..
Re: DDG –
You're so lame.
This is for comments not a contest to be first!
I'd hardly call Jessica Simpson an actress!!!
Re: stevee –
You're lame too.
NOt even close to first.
You type to slow.
Actresses? What Actresses? I dont see no Actresses. Maybe I am a lousy judge of talent. Unless he likes THAT kind of acting. I might have to rethink my position on this.
Now come on…Really?..is Jessica Simpson really an "Actress?"……
I care about John Mayer. They look more like they could be brother and sister though.
Jaminka Melly
yuckkk
who cares?
Of course they're STILL in Austin. Friday Night Lights is filmed here.
I think they make a cute couple.
Big Deal. They were probably hungry. The South Congress Cafe has great
Huevos Rancheros. Move on, Mario
Friday Night Lights is shot in Austin. That's why he's here. Hopefully he will go away soon. She's too pretty for him.
no pap in austin!
if you see people taking pap pics, throw shit at them.
Perez i noticed that you wrote that he has a thing for actresses. Jessica Simpson is NOT considered an actress.
He sure is a MANWHORE. He'd better get an STD test. Gross, gross, gross!!!!!
chicks a star fu$ker from DONALD FAISON TO HER TV COSTAR TO CHRIS EVANS TO JOHN. AND STILL NOBODY CARES.
Funny… I look EXACTLY like her…
People can think Minka Kelly is fugly??? Seriously. The girl is beautiful.
And Friday Night Lights is an amazing show.
Jinka!
SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE PENELOPE CRUZ!!!! DONTCHA THINK?
JONKA
we don't stalk celebrities in austin… you'll have to wait for them to go to another city to get your pic
his name is Mika
P, what's up with all the Mayer threads? Are you gonna start telling us every time he farts next? ENOUGH!
i live in austin and Minka comes into my work all the time. She is incredibly sweet and honestly, i don't think her pictures online do her very good justice because she is GORGEOUS in person. And for the past 5 years, I have been OBSESSED with John Mayer, so i will try to ask her about him next time she comes in and let you know! Maybe I can get the goods. If they are dating IM SO HAPPY because jessica simpson sucks and Minka is much better for him. : )
Not Funny
Minka's dad Rick Dufay was better looking and a better guitarist. I think she's looking for a daddy.
He's going to marry this one. Mark my word.
Yeah
Get a pic of it.
why does he go for stupid girls??? this girl is really dumb. i met her on the set of fnl. and everyone knows how jessica simpson is…
I wonder when other people are going to start reporting this.
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker's on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by! Maybe John will be there? Time will tell!
I'm so jealous…
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker's on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by! Maybe John will be there? Time will tell!
omggg there are such a HOTTTT couple - I LOVE MINKA AND FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
Perez, I am offended!! You think Jessica Simpson is an actress?
that is one hot couple!!
NICE INK ON MAYER. IS IT ME OR IS HE GETTING SEXY?
south congress cafe is my favorite restaurant! i went yesterday damnit…why couldn't they have gone then??
No…he sure has a thing for cheerleader bimbos!
This is the first time I've never read one of your blogs because of the title alone. If John Mayer isn't with Jess then who cares about him, his blogs or his new gal pal. p.s. I'm a little over the show casing new music talent too.
WHAT? i though he and cameron were dating. seriously, perez i wont believe you any more until there is picture proof
It would be good to settle in a place like Austin. You can be yourself, have a private family life, and focus on music.
barf. another brainless super-cute annoying chick and the fugs. they seem to be the perfect combination.
saw them a little bit ago on the corner of congess & nellie. holding hands. making out. kissing her on the top of her head. very cute. so cute i almost puked. got pics with the cam phone, wish i couldve had my real cam. who says there arent paps in austin obviously doesnt know me!
this is obviously to make jessica jealous
Re: tastic – POST THOSE PICZZ!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
that does not look like minka kelly, but like leighton master, instead.
She does NOT look like his sister. She is beautiful, he is sort of weird & weird looking. At least he picked a classy beautiful girl this time around. (Compared to his horrendous taste prior to MK). Minka is gorgeous!!!!
He is totally lucky.
Do you even know Minka? She is a great girl.
MINKA IS BEATIFULLLLLLLLL. JOHN IS LUCKY
MINKA IS NOTTTT A STAR FUCKER guys just love her
Perez, who would you be in a place like Austin, Tx?
as an avid friday night lights fan, i can attest that you put up a terrible picture of minka. get a new one b/c that doesn't do her justice! she's one of the most beautiful women on tv!
damn john mayer, damn him.
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker’s on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by!
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker’s on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by!
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker’s on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by!
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker’s on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by!
Wednesday night (9/26 at 7:30 p.m.) Minka Kelly is going to be a guest host for Trivia Night at Plucker’s on South Lamar in Austin, TX , everyone stop by!
i like her for him much better than jessica
This girl is absolutley stunning. I never seen her in anything but Friday Night Lights. I watched the damn show just to see her. She's beautiful. I'm so glad their dating because I don't know what he seen in Jess.
Ok, I love John…but why does he date ugly women? He can do so much better!
Guess they've got to be able to pull it off (the beard thing I mean). So some acting skills are required. A Mink beard - that's got to feel better. I'd rather be naked than wear fur though….but I have more balls than John Mayer.
Cam must have decided size does matter. I hear Justin beats John hands down in that department. Justin is also HONEST….not a word John could comprehend.
Hey Perez…..you can call them: John + Minka = Jonka…lol
I bet the pics of them together are gonna be cute. They are both beautiful and will look great together. Hopefully, they are compatible in more ways than just looks.
He's not into actresses per se. It's big tittied brunettes. JS quickly became one after messing with him.
haters, stop hating
They do look like they could be related….but John Mayer is MY boyfriend, I don't know who she thinks she is.
Oh yeah, Perez, by all means, have people stalk these two for pictures, you go ahead and post them and then blame John and Minka for being press whores like you always do…
Re: Adriana – Oh you sure is funny…not.
Nose job. Now.
So you drop Jessica like the tramp she is. Thats a good boy-on the other hand here comes another suck ass shitty CD you will turn out because you are to busy f#cking another chick to put much thought into your songs. I don't mind you screwing chick but can you keep the music part of your world together, because if this one is shitty like the last one I'm not going to buy it either. Continuum sucked big time. I think your kiss up fans won't even buy the next sucky CD from you. I guess it's not about the music anymore-or was it ever.
John I think you are leaking this information. Somehow you want this out in the public. Hanging out in Texas you really want this in Jessica's face. I guess Jessica and her daddy didn't know who they was messing with when they met you.
I could give a rat's ass. This news entertains me about as much as watching my paint dry. Who cares??
Re: Just a girl – No actually you're WAY wrong, i mean i dunno about John, but it is WELL KNOWN that justin has a tiny prick.
I say good for John! This chick seems pretty cool, besides being on FNL she had a small guest starring role on "What I Like About You" with the fabulous Ms. Amanda Bynes and she also dated Donald Faison (Turk from Scrubs) which in my opinion is H-O-T, H-O-T, H-O-T and extremely down to earth!!!!! Notice I said "in my opinion" before everyone gets their panties in a bunch! At least she won't be parading Mayer around or calling the paparazzi to schedule "photo ops" like that blonde "actress" he was bangin'
have we got a name for this couple yet? My suggestion is "Minger" - ask your nearest Brit friend what it means.
shit..bitch…she looks like a man
HA! NEW COUPLE- JELLY!
NO stars or starlets should EVER shag John Mayer again.
He does not deserve it, and is rapidly earning the title "dog".
Does he think that screwing women and dumping them makes him a man???
Not authentic, John.