Still Together. Yawn.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Notice how he seems much happier than she is to be caught together by the paparazzi!
After her new movie, Good Luck Chuck was a disappointment at the box office this past weekend, Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba turned for comfort in the arms of her on/off boyfriend, Cashole Warren.
The couple went shopping Sunday in Malibu.
Jessica treated her man to a new pair of sneakers.
Now we ain't saying he's a golddigger….
Okay, we are!
[Image by CAM via Fame Pictures.]
He's Got The Midas Touch
If You Are Easily Offended…..
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Fiirrrsssttt.
she sucks, she was so lame on The View, thank god Dane Cook was there to make it interesting
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herpes. dirty whore.
golddigger
hahahahaa
he's def not messin with a broke latina.
hahahha, good stuff. she's so pretty though. gahh
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the movie sucked..only good part waz watchin whatzheface naked
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the only good part iz the guy naked acting like a dickbrain
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She told the ladies on the View that she was Mexican, and she didn't act ashamed of it at all.
Bren
with her fake ass. She thinks that she is going to be the next Kate Hudson, I don't think so…. Kate can actually act and you can't. She is a horrible actress, her and Halle Berry and Jessica Simpson too.
Herpes, he is just glad to be with her with his stupid ass and that is the only reason she took him back. He is the only one who will lay up with her herpes infected ass.
prescription refilled Jessica? Oh you have enough for the month?
They need to pull her card and tell her that her time is up!
You are just pissed that she doesn't want to be identified with your community. It's her decision. Anyway, $14 million debut for a movie trashed by the critics is not a bad opening in the pre-holiday slow period. Give up the fight, Perez.
Why does this chick always wear a scarf? Seriously.
Why are you calling her SUCIA? Why the hate? Perez I think you have a very dark side to your "happy" personality. Check into that, you may need help.
Hate for the sake of hate, iit's not healthy, it's wrong and not funny. Really.
Poor Jessica is a dismal failure, having been reduced to soft porn movies. she nneds to get back on TV she is a failure at the box office
Jessica looks like a lollipop. Lollipop bitch!!!!!! lollipop bitch!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKS!!!
well, she look cute…
c'mon guys everyone hate to be called something that is so racism
She should start calling herself "I'm not a good actor instead". The movie was a stinker. It sucks to think you are so great when your not.
She's a bona fide COCONUT in denial…and I will never watch any of her crap.
Good Luck came in at #2 at the box office…
HOW THE HELL IS THAT A DISSAPOINTMENT!?!?
Perez is lame.
SHE IS PART MEXICAN NOT LATINA YOU COCK SUCKER!
The movie sucked but it was no dissapointment.
It was number 2 at the box office!
thats pretty good.
With all due respect, 14 mil at the box office is NOT a disappointment. you should read something like variety or hollywood reporter for the facts. the movie was a success! jessica is celebrating.
Hey Perez I have a great name for Jessica. From now on you to call that SLUT JESSICACA!!! "CACA" as you know is the slang spanish word for SHIT! XOXO Perezito keep up the great work. FUCK that self hated JESSICACA. We have great actresses we don't need that dumb bitch!
who cares. stop writing about her.
first off i heart perezhilton.com. but i think u pick on jessica alba way to much! she's bi-racial–that's why she doesn't want to be referred to as 'latina'–there's more to her heritage than that! i'm mixed myself, and i don't want to be know as just one of the races either! so stop being such a tight ass and cut her some slack for at least acknowledging that she's mixed when so many of these stars just want to claim one race thinking it's 'cool' (i.e. moomoo)– espeically when the parent they're claiming wasn't even in there life for them!
what does sucia mean? slut?
WHY PEREZ WHY PEREZ??? WHY HAVE YOU CHANGE YOUR SURNAME MARYO ARMANDO LAVANDERIA FOR HILTON??? ARE YOU AMERICAN OR FROM LATIN AMERICA??? SI SI DEJA LA CHAVALA TRANQUILA VALE? ella es americana con sangre mejicana y europea pero no es latina VALE?? VENGA.
boyCOTT the bitch!
really. she needs to just get out of the business. [not that shes really in it]
she's already infected enough with her herpes. just stay with cashole and go away jesslutica. your movies suck, you suck, you're a fake bitch and nobody likes you. including yourself.
just keep going around having casual sex, you'll be sure to pick up another STD that way.
Gold digger.
Whatever. If she's willing to give, and he's willing to take … who cares. It's her money.
why do you keep saying it was a disappointment you fucking idiot!!! It came in second at the box office!!! fuck tard!
Re: nina – it means dirty, but pere is gay and fat.
They have been together awhile, I think this goes beyond gold digging, they have thier problems like all long term couples. And to be honest, he's really hot!!
Why is it so bad for someone to just be known for who they are and what they do rather than always having to "represent their heritage"? Why should she have to be all in our faces about being Spanish/Mexican/whatever brand she is? I think people like you, Perez, should stop trying to point out the racial differences in everyone and stop insisting that people label themselves according to your standards. Can't we all just get along?
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she is a fuckin SUCIA SHes sooooo dam fake tooooooooooo
she said on the view that she was single like a million times!
she always looks a little to pale now her skin colour is orange she tries to make her self look white. she should be proud of her heritage and put down the skin bleaching shit and white makeup
she always looks a little to pale now her skin colour is orange she tries to make her self look white. she should be proud of her heritage and put down the skin bleaching shit and white makeup
I saw Good Luck Chuck yesterday, and IT WAS HILARIOUS!! It was rude, crude and socially unacceptable, and I laughed from the start to the finish! It was one of the funniest movies I have seen in a very long time! Fuck the critics and their take on it. It was WELL WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION, d I will see it again, and I will buy it on DVD!!
I would give anything to smell her ass. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
he is a cheater!! he cheats on her all the time with a very good friend in NY. hes a gross piece of shit.
She's so cute - and oh yeah you're 'sucio'.
I think Jessica Alba is hottest actress out there.
14 million is actually a great opening for a historically slow weekend btw.
Oh, and Perez, didn't you change your last name to Hilton from Lavan-GORDA?
So who is the one ashamed of their heritage you parasite…
How do you know who paid Perez? Just curious.
I liked the movie - it cracked me up.
what the fuck is up with the scarf & jacket?????? it's LA & cash-ass is wearing just a tshirt. does this bitch think she's hiding?
Oh well. Seems like I'll never get her.
Ms. Alba is so dreadfully common.
YES BITCHES, HERE IS MY THIN BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ENJOYING A DAY OUT SHOPPING WITH HER HARVARD EDUCATED BOYFRIEND. SHE IS NOT SITTING IN THE BARRIO LIKE YOU OTHER FAT, OILY UNEDUCATED, GANGBANGING WOMEN WITH TWENTY LITTLE BRAT NOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND NAKED AND DIRTY. JEALOUS, POOR AND ANGRY THAT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIVES SUCK. TOO BAD! JUST KEEP HATING WHILE JESSICA KEEPS SUCCEEDING BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU DUMB AS DIRT LATINAS ANYWAY!!! GO JESSICA NUMBER 2 AT THE BOX OFFICE AIN'T ALL BAD.
THANK YOU PEREZ FOR ALWAYS PUTTING NEXT TO JESSICA ALBA NAME "DON'T CALL ME LATINA" LOVE YOU CONO!!!!!
Re: jessica – Thank You!! Being mixed not just black, not just white myself, I am sick of ignorant people still believing in ODR, (which just puts whites on a pedestal by the way Perez) She isn't Hispanic. She is Hispanic AND white. if she wasn't half white, she wouldn't be Jessica Alba.
–The movie does look stupid though!!
I loved the movie! It was A RIOT! You must like Dane Cook and his humor to appreciate the movie, but if you do I promise it is well worth the admission price.
HER MOVIE OPENED WITH $14 MILLION, ANGELINA JOLIE'S LAST FILM MADE $8 MILLION TOTAL (IN TEN WEEKS) UNTIL THEY TOOK IT OUT THE MOVIES THEATRES. SO OBVIOUSLY ANGELIAN JOLIE IS A LOSER BUT YOU NEVER MENTION THIS FACT. NOT THE FACT THAT ANGELINA HATE HER ROOTS AND HER COUNTRY, SO MUCH THAT SHE WENT TO NAMBIDIA TO GIVE BIRD TO SHILOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU PEREZ, ARE YOU THE ONE WHO IS WRITTING IN YOUR BLOG? YOU SEEM VERY BITTER AND SO BIAS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
SUCIA!!!!!!!!!!lol
Aww i love Jessica Alba! I think shes cute! And all you people saying shes a dirty whore..im sure yall wouldnt mind getting a piece of it!! I dont think she is anymore of a whore then most people its just she doesnt have a problem with talking about it.
Re: Any Mouse – I agree, the movie was bad ass!!! But if you have no sence of humor and are just a dried up peice of shit then you wont like it….
Awww…they look cute together. And there's nothing wrong with Jessica not wanted to be labeled "latina". Is is of many different races including danish and french. I'm italian and spanish, but I consider myself American. I was not raised speaking either italian or spanish, only english. My great grandparents came over to this country.
Awww…they look cute together. And there's nothing wrong with Jessica not wanted to be labeled "latina". She is of many different races including danish and french. I'm italian and spanish, but I consider myself American. I was not raised speaking either italian or spanish, only english. My great grandparents came over to this country.
F- this B! She looks like a total Spic with her Olive skin and her high cheekbones!!! She is not a good actress and they paid her to play the part of a total "Pendeja" in her new flick. She has confessed to be a natural fat-ass. But, whatever with her. Yeah sweetheart ,act as white as you want we dont give a shit, We have other people who are actually talented, to be proud of!! Latin Pride Bitches!!
Re: kara – it's chilly in Cali now. Duh.
Re: Pagi Perez – you're just jealous you don't have the life that she does. drop it.
Re: Ginger –
she is a whore who hopefully takes it hard and fast
Love It!!!
some of you have serious issues, I mean common..
its not enough saying shes not a good actress, that shes sleeping around (not), not pretty, But you have to put her down.
If your that jealous, go into he showbiz instead hating on others that are. geeezzzz..
Her movie doesn't sell because she is a terrible actress. The only reason she got movie roles is because she looks cute. These days she doesn't look that cute. She is beginning to be really jaded and annoying.
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million ….
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million …..
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million …………
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million.
Lionsgate's "Good Luck Chuck," with Jessica Alba and Dane Cook in a romantic comedy about a man jinxed at finding true love, debuted in second place with $14 million ……….
Perez you need to meterte la lengua dentro de el cul*.
Me encanta tu blog pero desde que te vi peleando con l;a pata esa del club me di cuenta que tu eres otro mojo patoviejo y BULLY
Cash Warren is so gross. don't know what it is about him but he just seems dirty or something and he's ugly.
He is a leech and needs to get a damn job!
Does this lowlife actually have a job? Dump him, Alba. And stop working with assholes like Dane Clark. GET NEW MANAGEMENT - they fucked you on this.
Re: bobby[/re[re=584237]Re: bobby – The movie wouldn't be able to compete if released during the Summer or holidays ;it was released during a lull….they spent millions to promote it. The movie has been rated as a C- by the audience. After word of mouth spreads, the movie will drop heavily the next 3 weeks. The movie studio knows the numbers are not good. She nice to look at but not a box office smash movie star….later her movies will be going straight to DVDs.
What a puta in her face u can show she still has a damn Nopal!!!! she still looks latina to me…..
I don't respecther after reading this: On her ethnicity
Of her mixed heritage, and perceptions of her ethnicity, Alba has said:
I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out. My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose. My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, … So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere. My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different. [Before] I always felt like such an outcast and now I feel like people are more diverse ethnically. I was always [self-conscious] of my puffy lips and darker skin when I was a kid, because I felt like I didn't fit in. And now its mainstream, and color isn't as big of a deal and if anything its better.
On her ethnicity
Of her mixed heritage, and perceptions of her ethnicity, Alba has said:
I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out. My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose. My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, … So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere. My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different. [Before] I always felt like such an outcast and now I feel like people are more diverse ethnically. I was always [self-conscious] of my puffy lips and darker skin when I was a kid, because I felt like I didn't fit in. And now its mainstream, and color isn't as big of a deal and if anything its better.
“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”
“The paps? I could give two ***** about them.”
"They can take my picture if I have a movie coming out."
“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”
“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”
She needs to get her a*s kicked, badly.
My gf dragged me to the movie. Her comedic acting was HORRIBLE.
Shes cute, not beautiful.
But an actor, shes NOT.
Re: jessica – u are such an idiot! what do u think latino means u dunb ass! we are not a single race but a misture of many differet races! hahaha the only difference between jessicana and everyone else is that she knows whos white in her fam and us bastrads dont! hahaha get and education!
I LOVE Jessica Alba shes my fav actress of all time!
and Good Luck Chuck was an awesome movie, screw the haters!
Re: mar – GET A LIFE, SHE IS HOT I'LL FUCK HER lol
isit john mayer at the back in the pic?
I LOVE how you call her "Jessica don't call me latina Alba". hahaha it's hilarious
LOOK AT HER: SHE HAS TO PAY FOR SEX.
aww she is in love leave her alone!
Ella no es sucia. Gracias a Dios que UNA celebridad no es loca como LiLo. Solo no te gusta porque ella no te da informacion divertida para tu website.
Is she really bi racial? Id like to see a picture of her mom.
Re: mar –
She says her grandfather was in a country club? If you have class, you don't flaunt those things.
Re: reta – Re: idiot_perez – mexicans are latina. mexico is part of latin america.
a friend of mine works at a hotel in Toronto, and during the film festival Jessica was shacked up with Jude Law!!!!!