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Get Ready, Cuz Here She Comes!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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After almost two months in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly set to be released this weekend.

Where will she be headed on her release, NY or LA? "I don't think she knows yet," says a friend.

Hallellujah!!!! We've missed her like Britney missed her hair extensions when she shaved her head!

109 comments to “Get Ready, Cuz Here She Comes!”

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  1. nicole says – reply to this


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    Seriously?

  2. mry says – reply to this


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    I hope she goes to Nebraska and lives there forever…She needs Jesus in her life, if she goes back to her crazy life style she'll end up dead and in hell.

  3. renee says – reply to this


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    good luck lindsay! we're rooting for you!!!

  4. k says – reply to this


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    her career is so dunzo

  5. Taylor says – reply to this


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    Here comes trouble…

  6. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Well I am glad she is better, I hope it stays that way this time.

  7. melissa says – reply to this


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    i am sure she is going straight to a club to get wasted!!!

  8. myjah says – reply to this


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    She better got to NY, or basically anywhere that is not LA.

  9. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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    If we're lucky, she'll continue to hide out and stay out of the pap frenzy that she creates wherever she goes. If I were her publicist, I would say HIDE OUT in your Long Island town. Overkill is a career killer. And take some acting lessons. Time to be a big girl if you want to stay in the biz, and that means being responsible.

  10. Nanaysis says – reply to this


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    Good job Lelohan

    Talk to Britney about going halves on some beautiful tropical island. Install a hater/gossip coloumnist proof electric fence and build a permenant vacation spot. Fly in those you want around you and enjoy all the money that cost you your privacy and humanity. You have enough money that this unrealistic sanity saving tip is quite possible.I luv you girls and the strength you have to put up with contrived garbage like this.

  11. bleau says – reply to this


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    I really hope she doesn't screw up!

  12. Bleau says – reply to this


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    I hope she doesn't screw up this time.

  13. LULU says – reply to this


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    Keep her in there I cant take IT!

  14. bommie says – reply to this


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    Let's face it, without her getting wasted an crashing into stuff ….. she isn't that interesting. So I for one would not miss her if she disappeared for good

  15. fati says – reply to this


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    First!

  16. Luke says – reply to this


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    Remember she has that whole day in jail to worry about. Maybe she will be released early for good behaviour though.

  17. BUBBA says – reply to this


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    ah! hello?…SHOULDN'T SHE BE GOING TO JAIL?

  18. ivette says – reply to this


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    If we're Lucky she'll just roll over and die! SLUT DIrrrrrrttttttyyyyyyyy Slut

  19. buster says – reply to this


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    piss off Lindsay. You are a dirty slurry with as coke whore mum (according to Perez).

  20. tal says – reply to this


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    two months is a long time.she learnt a lot there.she probably did some growing up.she is an amazing beauty.wish her courage.

  21. sheri says – reply to this


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    her ass will be back on drugs within days. whore

  22. Christine says – reply to this


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    It won't last. She's doomed for failure! Hope she goes to jail.

  23. Judi says – reply to this


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    oh please, #2. Jeebus is not the answer. Staying clean and sober and working the 12 steps is. It's tried and true, and I wish her the best of luck.

    Ms. Lohan has a long, hard upward battle ahead of her–I hope she continues to do well.

  24. KayKay26 says – reply to this


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    I hope she gets better, however, I doubt she will! She needs Jesus!

  25. Pat Mgroin says – reply to this


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    i want to lick her hot ass

  26. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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    I hope that she comes back to L.A. She is a nut case, but she is easy on the eyes and fun to watch self destruct. With her Mom being such a publicity whore, Ms. Lohan's problems are not going to end. So sad….

  27. leoj says – reply to this


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    one week, ok…..maybe 2… But thats it… She will fuck up again just like she always does. She has to dazzle us somehow……. she is not doing it in the movies.

  28. Ciro says – reply to this


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    she'll go to the nearest party and get wasted beyond belief. all that crap talk about wanting to get away from hollywood… come on, who the hell does she think she's kidding??

  29. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Until she can get her shit together and make films worth paying to see.. I'll just wait and maybe rent from Hollywood Video.

  30. Roze Star says – reply to this


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    So much for ""lindsay is so commented to her recovery, she's gonna extend her stay for another month". ai guess now that her man is gone she doesn't have a reason to be in rehab. Good news is the colombian foreign trade will be doubling!

  31. Tania says – reply to this


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    well we all know she left the drugs behind for now…..but has a new addiction for elderly man…..grandma's of america GUARD THE YOUR MAN!!!

  32. yay perez says – reply to this


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    YOU ARE SOO FUCKIN FUNNY
    YOU MANAGED TO WHACK BRITNEY IN A STORY ABOUT LINDSEY
    I SAW YOUR DISGUSTING FAT ASS ON FOX TODAY
    YOUR CHIN LOOKS LIKE A SET OF UNSHAVEN BALLS
    HAS THE ATTNY GENERAL CONTACTED YOU YET
    ABOUT YOUR CYBER BULLYING?
    YOUR GOING DOWN FAT BOY AND NOT IN SOME STRANGE GUYS LAP LIKE USUAL

  33. ops says – reply to this


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    yes! happy comeback with her gorgeous wardrobe, but hope she doesnt get wasted its not worth it and DO A GOOD MOVIE

  34. WHAT GIVES says – reply to this


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    A LINDSAY STORY WITH ONLY 28 COMMENTS??????????
    NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE PPL ARE USUALLY CRAWLING ALL OVER ANY LINDSAY STORY,

  35. leah says – reply to this


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    I LOVE HER, I CAN'T WAIT! SHE'S AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG.
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  36. x says – reply to this


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    I hope she does mounds of coke and then gets in to porn

  37. marie says – reply to this


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    Who has missed her? You gotta be kidding me. Now that she's getting out we'll be inundated with pictures and stories about her nightly escapades because you know she'll go back to her old ways. These young girls will never learn.

  38. jacqueline says – reply to this


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    lindsay honey please do yourself a favor and move back to NY…get out of LA its no good for you hun!! please please DONT fall back into those old patterns…you will be fine:)

  39. kittyyy says – reply to this


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    well shes a shit actress so what will be the point in her except getin wasted and arrested?

  40. Bel says – reply to this


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    I wish her all the best. I really do. I know there are people out there who hope she falls on her face but I wish that she would get her life together and become the sweet young girl that I know that she has it in her to be. Maybe she'll befriend Britney and be a positive influence on her life as well.

  41. Hopeful says – reply to this


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    I really hope she's gotten herself together!

  42. Heather says – reply to this


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    Bring on the booze and Drugs!!! And where is Calum Best? I'm sure LiLo missed him!! She a disaster, I can't wait for her to fuck hit up again!! Everyone on the train (wreck)!!

  43. DaLynchMob says – reply to this


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    Great, and she only wrecked one marriage while in utah. good for her

  44. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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    She will prob be headed to Vegas. BTW these pics of her look like child porn

  45. Bel says – reply to this


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    Re: Judi

    Jesus/religion IS a BIG part of working the 12 step program.
    Google 12 steps and see what you come up with yourself.

    The teachings of Rev. Sam Shoemaker are what the 12 steps are based upon.

    #2 of the 12 steps:
    Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

    The Twelve Steps are accompanied by The Twelve Traditions of group governance as developed by Alcoholics Anonymous through its early formation.

    #2 (of the twelve traditions)
    For our group purpose there is but one ultimate authority — a loving God as He may express Himself in our group conscience. Our leaders are but trusted servants; they do not govern.

  46. njdeb69 says – reply to this


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    She needs to go right into a half-way house,like all good rehabs
    recommend, BUT will she??? HELLS NO! Hopefully she has ,at least,set up some hard core out-patient therapy. She`s just really at the beginning of "recovery" and without the protective
    bubble of a residential program, SHE IS HER OWN worst enemy!
    I wish STEPHEN TYLER would be her N/A Sponsor!!!!!!! GoodLuck,
    "Fire Crotch" !!! ONE DAY AT A TIME…………

  47. casey says – reply to this


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    Stay where you are love. It's the only way you'll ever get laid again…

  48. dany says – reply to this


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    thats good for her. i'm glad my lil coke star is doing much better.

  49. Office Pool says – reply to this


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    I give her one month before she fu*k's up and goes running to yet another rehab facility.

  50. MESS UP 100X says – reply to this


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    SHE WILL HAVE TO BE ONE CRAZY BITCH TO MESS UP AGAIN…CUZ THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING AND WAITING FOR HER TO MESS UP 100X

  51. Anon says – reply to this


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    A whole 2 months! WOW!
    I'm sure she's totally cured. Totally a brand new person.
    I think she just goes into these things to loose a few lbs. and clear her skin up.

  52. leelee says – reply to this


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    We,, I have NOT missed her and her shenanigans! I wish she would stay away…like in a corner with a DUNCE cap on or something!

  53. john says – reply to this


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    give it up on britney already. its gettin kinda old.

  54. its me bitchessss says – reply to this


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    hell yeaaa shes backkk go lindsay!!!

  55. SO NOT SO!! says – reply to this


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    !! HEAR GOES ANOTHR "GIRL-FRIED!!", .. JUST LIKE BRITNAY….
    " LA LOCA "n" LA BOCA"…. needs 2 just go away…. , I

  56. SO NOT SO!! says – reply to this


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    !! HEAR GOES ANoTHeR, "GIRL-FRIED!!", .. JUST LIKE BRITNAY….
    " LA LOCA "n" LA BOCA"…. needs 2 just go away…yuck!!!. I SWEAR, I'm STILL RECOVERING FRM " La Georgia RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >>>NOTE 2 La Loca>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>, " U - R - A- ??????????????????
    { shussssssssss… some what talentedddddddddddddddddddddd!!

  57. cher says – reply to this


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    She's gained alot of weight in rehab.

  58. jen says – reply to this


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    Bitch needs to stop doing those poses. She's just not as pretty as she thinks she is and they aren't working.

  59. Frontal Butt says – reply to this


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    Who cares? Who missed this skank? She'll be fucked up in no time. Or else she'll "find God" and bore us to death with tedious bible quotes and wholesome boring movies. Your 15 minutes are shot, skank.

  60. handyman says – reply to this


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    if she's has any gray matter left, she'll head for somewhere private and secluded but i doubt the attention-whore will do that.

  61. Victoria says – reply to this


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    WHATEVER! We saw Lindsay at PURE on the 15th! I'm pretty sure that's not part of the program…. Also saw you at LAX Perez……

  62. Ell says – reply to this


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    count me out of that "we". If I never see her again, I think I'll die happy.

  63. Jamalyn says – reply to this


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    At first I thought she was an idiot, but know I really hope she does well!!! If she could get away from the people that are hurting her the most…….Diva Dina, and that guy who jsut got out of jail and is trying to jump on the banwagon OH wait thats her dad

  64. dannyluvslohan says – reply to this


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    VIVA LA LOHAN! This bitch totally rocks and she is going to kill it when she gets out of rehab.

    I love you, Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. LV says – reply to this


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    No!! Stay away Lindsay!!! Stay in rehab for life!

  66. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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    Dina is already sending invitations out for the Welcome Back Keg Party!!BRING YOUR OWN COKE…

  67. erica says – reply to this


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    love you lindsay…now go make some more movies

  68. perez is a NOBODY says – reply to this


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    perez is so jealous of these pretty, young, successful, rich girls! it's SO obvious. PEREZ IS A MAN. he just WISHES he were one of these girls! *hehe*

  69. yay perez says – reply to this


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    "Bill Belsey characterised cyber-bullying as using

    information and communication technologies such as e-mail, cell phone and pager text messages, instant messaging, defamatory personal Web sites, blogs, online games and defamatory online personal polling Web sites, to support deliberate, repeated, and hostile behaviour by an individual or group, that is intended to harm others.

    Key elements of bullying are behaviour that is unreasonable and that both -

    intimidates, offends or humiliates
    places someone's physical or psychological welfare at risk.
    That behaviour usually involves repeated and persistent action. It may be passive or active, by an individual or a group, in private or in a public space such as a meeting-room, schoolyard or online forum. It may involve threats and coercive behaviour such as seizure of the victim's property, sarcasm or unreasonable teasing. It may involve physical isolation or ignoring the victim. Bullying may be active or passive, direct or indirect, physical or psychological."
    MY BIG FAT GAY FRIEND YOUR BREAKING THE LAW!!!!!!!!
    YOUR GOING TO JAIL
    AND I WILL BE OVER JOYED AT YOUR TROUBLES
    YOU DON'T LIVE IN A VACCUUM AND WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT

  70. Tara says – reply to this


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    Rehad certainly didn't help with taking nice pics, she still looks like a ho in those clothes

  71. Tara says – reply to this


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    Re: yay perez – Soooooo, why are you on his site then? fucking weirdos

  72. alison says – reply to this


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    VICTORIA? YOU REALLY SAW LINDSAY AT PURE ON THE 15TH OF THIS MONTH? SERIOUS? SO I'M NOT SEEING THINGS AFTER ALL. I SWORE I SEEN HER THERE TOO. COINCIDENCE THAT SAMANTHA RONSON WAS D J'ING THAT NIGHT!

    HAHA

  73. jacqueline says – reply to this


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    LINDSAY IS THE BEST
    NO ONE COMES CLOSE
    SHE KILLS IT EVERY TIME
    AND IF SHE COMES BACK
    SHE'LL BE BACK ON TOP
    SAME AS BEFORE
    NOTHIN STOPS THIS GIRL
    but i hope she takes it easy and goes back to NY

  74. "yay perez" is RIGHT! says – reply to this


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    Re: yay perez – YOU ARE SOOOOO RIGHT! flabby-ass is just a giant-head BULLY! and an ugly one at that!

  75. Holli forever says – reply to this


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    My name is holli and lindsay makes me jolli…..maybe she'll let this big bulldyke sit on her face so she can eat my polli

  76. Savannah says – reply to this


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    She was in Savannah last weekend so how is she released this weekend…noone knows what they're talking about.

  77. Sick of the plastic people says – reply to this


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    No, go away!
    We don't want to hear about her anymore.
    Perez you talk about enablers, your site enables people to get publicity for being drunks, drug addicts, bad parents, idiots and all around fame whores.
    It's really all about the $$$$$$$ though right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. ljassi says – reply to this


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    No newsm abt Tony Allen

    Perez slipping?

  79. OPS says – reply to this


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    I MISS HER, NOW GOSSIPS ARE SO BORING

  80. Deana says – reply to this


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    I just want to wish Lindsay good luck on her return to real life. It will be hard, but KEEP STRONG!
    hugs

  81. Mel says – reply to this


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    Hi Lindsay,
    Here's what I think.
    Go somewhere showbizy but wholesome.
    So, it could be in LA. Maybe Redondo Beach. Or Big Sur.
    NY, although very wholesome, is not for you.
    Be sure to meditate. And take time to volunteer at the day program for children with special needs.
    Much luv and Good luck!

  82. EMMANUEL says – reply to this


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    GOOD LUCK LINDSAY IM ROOTING FOR YOU STAY SOBER AND SAFE~~YOUR THE COMEBACK IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE UHUMM BRITNEY SPEARS!

  83. Missy says – reply to this


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    Excuse me, doesn't she have legal issues to deal with in Cali? Does she think she stayed in rehab long enough the legal system forgot about all her little lapses in judgement, and heavy partying?

  84. dee says – reply to this


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    these are old photos…i hope…she looks stoned!

  85. FF says – reply to this


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    I am rooting for her. I hope that she doesn't get the media attention that Britney does. It is just too much. I say get a nice home somewhere besides LA or NY.

    She is young and the temptation is difficult to resist but its possible.

  86. Nellie says – reply to this


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    Re: bleau – A little too late for that!

  87. KYLE says – reply to this


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    I MISS LINDSAY!!!!!!!!
    COME BACK LINDSAY!!!!

  88. Lisa from Sarnia says – reply to this


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    I was hoping she would just stay away.
    I bet the coming out of rehab party will kick ass, maybe she will O.D this time and we won't have to have her breathtakingly stupid antics shoved down our throats.

  89. sadie says – reply to this


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    Dude… that girl is such a skank.. how was she recovering while having sex in rehab???? .. NOT concentrating on her problems…

  90. hooha411 says – reply to this


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    Nope! She got caught with booze last week…..it is going to be a little while longer…..sorry guys………..

  91. hooha411 says – reply to this


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    Nope! She got caught with booze last week…..it is going to be a little while longer…..sorry guys………..I hung out out with the 39 yr old rocker yesterday…and yes he stole my corvette when he was drunk and took a joy ride….by the way perez…he is hung like a horse and has BF potential

  92. Run Away says – reply to this


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    Get ready for "POPWreck #2" to hit the streets.

  93. madmax says – reply to this


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    Everyone wear your seatbelts and have those airbags checked. This bitch will be fucked up behind the wheel ASAP. I hear Colombian drug lords are holding a Lyndsey's out of rehab festival since profits will be going back up.

  94. Angel says – reply to this


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    i give it a week shell be shoving more coke up her nnose

  95. Laura says – reply to this


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    Ugh! Let her stay in utah no body gives a fat rats ass about Miss Cocaine USA

  96. stacey says – reply to this


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    i love lindsay

  97. JayJay says – reply to this


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    Let's all support her. She needs a lot of support right now.

  98. Purple Rose says – reply to this


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    Does she know that when you are an alcoholic or a drug addict in recovery you can not take drugs or drink alcohol anymore, maybe for your life time? I don´t think so too. I think she will celebrate their "recovery"getting waisted with their "best friends" cheering her.

  99. IAM THE BIGGEST SLUT EVER PEOPLE JUST LOOK AT ME! says – reply to this


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    BOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? NASTY

  100. Big Jake says – reply to this


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    I cant wait. i love Lindsay Lohan

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