Not Dead Yet!

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Bless her poor little body!

Dame Elizabeth Taylor, who has lived quite a full life, was spotted in Palm Springs, California, this past weekend.

The legendary actress, too frail to walk, was escorted around in a wheelchair.

Hey, at least she still looks good. Dripping in diamonds, honey!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm / Email this  »

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    1. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      lk

    2. Patrick says – reply to this


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      It's "too" not "to"

      Thanks, bye.

    3. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      second

    4. Kendall says – reply to this


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      First bitches! and drip in that ice grrrrl!

    5. Patrick says – reply to this


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      P.S. I'm glad to have ruined that person's "second" post.

      Thanks, bye.

    6. jen says – reply to this


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      she rocks! Love the glamour! that women lived life like she should! good on ya liz!

    7. katie says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!! yay!!! , not haha

    8. mara says – reply to this


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      firsttmofuckas

    9. WHOO DUN IT says – reply to this


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      I BET SHE LEAVES 12 MILLION TO HER LITTLE DOG TOO WHEN SHE DIES!

    10. Janet says – reply to this


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      She is still a beautiful woman and she exudes class!!!

    11. Didey23 says – reply to this


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      good for you!!

    12. David Melbourne says – reply to this


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      Looks good? She looks like shit. Dump her in the woods and forget about it!

    13. r lopez says – reply to this


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      wat a classy lady! she has to be 80!

    14. . says – reply to this


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      first!

    15. Old Bag says – reply to this


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      OLD BAG! DIE ALREADY!

    16. JEFF says – reply to this


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      TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! frail to walk numbnuts

    17. Genevieve says – reply to this


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      first

    18. Assh*lesneedlovetoo says – reply to this


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      And she loves the gays!!

    19. frieda406 says – reply to this


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      and she is still an animal lover. she's quite the remarkable person - the first celebrity to come out and tackle AIDS and raise huge amounts of money for research. one of a kind.

    20. stevo says – reply to this


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      I'd still fuck her

    21. britt says – reply to this


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      TOO!
      TOO!
      TOO!
      geez

    22. scottie says – reply to this


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      white diamonds

    23. New york guy says – reply to this


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      She looks great, she rocks that wheel chair!!

    24. pooky says – reply to this


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      and bless her heart
      love from France

    25. JJ says – reply to this


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      to should have 2 oo's…

    26. Brownbear says – reply to this


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      She looks good to me

    27. Kim says – reply to this


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      Which one of them is David Gest?

    28. sparkle says – reply to this


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      "who's" not "whose"

    29. tru says – reply to this


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      she is sooo glam even her dog is. viva la liz

    30. Winchell's ghost says – reply to this


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      I thought it would be about Fidel

    31. jojo says – reply to this


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      Mario, please proofread your entries. It is so fricking annoying to read stuff that is misspelled (TOO!). Honestly, if you want the crowd with brains to take you seriously, that would help.

    32. YourEnglishTeacher says – reply to this


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      To: I like *to* read PerezHilton
      Too: I think he's an asshole *too*
      Two: If Perez hired *two* editors, maybe his site wouldn't contain grammatical errors.

    33. zOe in atlanta says – reply to this


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      She is amazing.

      Bitch still looks pretty good too, considering.

    34. sheila says – reply to this


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      Perez is a knucklehead.

    35. jaildiet says – reply to this


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      perez–please learn to correctly use grammar. you're a nationally read column– best be one that posts with technique!

    36. Assh*lesneedlovetoo says – reply to this


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      Re: YourEnglishTeacher

      Too funny.

    37. KYLIE says – reply to this


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      DANNII MINOUGES VAGINA HAS CRUSTY BITS OVER IT, AND IS FULL WITH COBWEBS. BITCH IS A STUPID CUNY. UGLY VILE DESEASED BITCH.

    38. DEAD ALREADY says – reply to this


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      THIS BITCH IS SOO FULL OF HERSELF AND MAYBE ONE EVIL BITCH…I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD ALREADY

    39. BRITNEY'S BITCH says – reply to this


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      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      WHAT A TROUPER AND…SHE'S STILL SO BEAUTIFUL!

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    40. yoyo says – reply to this


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      it looks like liza minelli

    41. Who's and Too says – reply to this


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      'Who's' and 'too', fuckface, 'who's' and 'too'.

    42. joan says – reply to this


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      "Not Dead Yet" Can you be a bit more gross and disrespectful?

    43. Realist says – reply to this


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      Well, I wouldn't say that she looks good. And, in addition to bad luck and some rough knocks, her lifestyle i[not taking care of herself properly] is partly the reason she can't walk now. But I still like her. And you've gotta hand it to her. Back in the day, she was the total package. Decades before breast implants and brazilian buttlifts have allowed every skinny chick to have nice boobs and an ass, she had it all-perfect tits, curves, tiny little waste. Perfect face.

    44. Aurora says – reply to this


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      Where did you learn to spell? It's "too" not "to"….it's so annoying to read your posts and know they're being being written by a semi-illiterate. And how rude to say "not dead yet"….I hope you're disrespected like that when you're old and nobody is visiting you in the nursing home.

    45. Joppy says – reply to this


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      When I saw this headline, I thought that surely you were talking about Castro. What do your sources say now, Perez?

    46. Haha says – reply to this


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      She was one of the most beautiful women in the world at one time, but had the most stuck up attitude and thought she was to good for everyone, now she is lonely, bored etc etc..and she's been that way for the last 15-20 years…She shouldn't of been such a bitch, and she would of had someone to grow old with. What goes around comes around.

    47. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Liz, you rock,
      you always have!

    48. Lynne says – reply to this


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      I wonder how much she is leaving her dog?!

    49. Natalie says – reply to this


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      A queen pushing the queen

    50. 9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this


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      I know that she looks like a frail little old lady. But do you have any idea how many loads of cum her body has taken in her lifetime? She's had more balls on her chin than Yogi Berra.

    51. Tomm says – reply to this


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      Anybody who knows the history of this beautiful actress knows that she fell off of a horse filming National Velvet and broke her back…the years have made it worse- its not her "life style" idiot. Also "frail" implies a feeble old person which she is not…
      She looks beautiful as always..bless her-
      Perez you need to get some facts right…and you know what if I read 1 more thing on Britney Spears from you I am gonna scream and who the hell are some of these people you write about????? how much do they sponsor you?

    52. All American Girl says – reply to this


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      I bet you just lover her don't you Perez!!!

    53. All American Girl says – reply to this


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      I bet you just lover her don't you Perez!!!

    54. Michael says – reply to this


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      I absolutely loved her on Arrested Development as a rich spinster with vertigo. She gets crapped on a lot by the entertainment biz, but she's one classy lady.

    55. Martin says – reply to this


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      Maybe she'll be buried in her bling.

    56. Mary says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Taylor is a true living legend. When she passes; the end of an era will pass with her. There were truly glamorous women on the large screen in those days; not the walking toothpicks you have now. She was and still is a truly beautiful looking lady. I wish her well.

    57. Gina says – reply to this


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      wonder if her 2 sons and 2 daughters are close to her….or if they even care much about her. i used to feel so sorry for her children when she stole Eddie Fisher from Debbie Reynolds, then she had a scandleous (sp?) affair with Richard Burton while both were married to their spouses then she paid off Richard Burton's wife to have him. During all this time her children looked so neglected, confused and sad.

    58. GEEZ LOUISE says – reply to this


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      HEY ASSHOLES! #'S 12-15-38 & 50! I SAW YOUR FATHER GETTING TEABAGGED AT THE LOCAL GAY BAR LAST NIGHT, HE LOVED IT! AND WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT? WELL, IT'S PLAIN TO SEE HERE! MOTHERFUCKERS!

    59. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Patrick – yeah well i was the first post too bitch…remember that…me first…you 3rd.

    60. linny says – reply to this


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      I liked her better when she went gray. Still has a beautiful face considering she's been thru the mill(mostly self-inflicted!).

    61. Priscilla says – reply to this


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      yes, she was once the most beautiful in the world. at her age she still looks pretty good (only her face). i have lost all respect for her, though, i wish her well and hope she makes peace with God and her children before she passes.

    62. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I know I better not EVEN read anything bad about this lady!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope all you bitches is behavin' honey cause i'm not in da mood….don't be trifling….not about Elizabeth….she hates being called LIZ fyi

    63. toonkinstein says – reply to this


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      I LOVE this woman. I work for an ASO and I know she has done so much work in bringing awareness and fundraising in the fight agaiinst HIV/AIDS.

      I admire her genarous spirit and kind heart… @–>—–

      God love her..

    64. jane doe says – reply to this


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      she is an adulterer and theres nothing glamourous about that woman at all.

      elizabeth is in for a lifetime of enternal hell damnation.

    65. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: KYLIE – #37 You're a fucking retard you stupid poop stained bitch. You can't spell and you probably have poop stained underwear and you proably pay for your twinkies with food stamps with my taxes…go clean out your poop hole you skank and then go sit in the corner and think about what you said…..NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    66. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: KYLIE – #37 You're a fucking retard you stupid poop stained bitch. You can't spell and you probably have poop stained underwear and you proably pay for your twinkies with food stamps with my taxes…go clean out your poop hole you skank and then go sit in the corner and think about what you said…..NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    67. cora says – reply to this


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      She is only 75 why can't she walk?

    68. Todd says – reply to this


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      Why does KYLIE - #37 have problems with their retard and underwares, spelling and twinkies? And who the heck is DANNII MINOUGES ? I feel like I am left out of something here.

    69. GEEZ LOUISE says – reply to this


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      JANE DOE-THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE! YOUR TOE TAG AT THE MORGUE CUNT! ANOTHER "GOOD CHRISTIAN" AREN'T YOU, WHOREANUS? WELL GOD CALLED & SAID DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK WHEN YOU GET THERE, JUST TAKE THE DOWN ESCALATOR BITCH!

    70. Pickles says – reply to this


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      i used to make fun of la liz mercilessly until i realized the real contribution she made to bringing AIDS into the national conversation in the 1980s during the shideous rein of the dim-witted ronalad reagan and his shallow crass monster of a wife, nancy. now that's the one who should just curl up and die.

    71. Pickles says – reply to this


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      move to IRAN, bitch. You'll love it there. Re: jane doeRe: jane doeRe: jane doeRe: jane doe

    72. catty says – reply to this


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      God Bless Liz. She has the right idea, wear enough diamonds and no one will notice the shape you are in.

    73. justjak says – reply to this


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      La Liz is the QUEEN of QUEENS, and I'm happy to see her smiling. She's been the gay community's best friend for decades and ALL OF US wish her well.

    74. MYRIAM WEBSTER says – reply to this


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      Dame Elizabeth Taylor is truly the LAST star. Well, make that her and Lauren Bacall. They never went out in public looking like the whorendous skank trainwrecks that pass as celebrities today. I think it started with "Ugly Woman" Julia Roberts. The gross unwashed masses of today raved about how beautiful Ms. Roberts was because, well, she was beautiful–to THEM.
      When you make an ugly cow like Julia Roberts "Pretty Woman" all the nasty ugly chicks in the world don't think of themselves as the ghastly two-baggers they are. Sad but true.

    75. JUSTJAK says – reply to this


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      Re: MYRIAM WEBSTER – LAUREN BACALL???? Yes, she 's a great star, but she was NEVER in the same league as La Liz.

    76. Birdy says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth look wonderful. I love to see pictures of her. She is truly the original big Hollywood movie star.

    77. brenda says – reply to this


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      Love her!!!! The most beautifol woman in the universe when she was in her prime!!!

    78. Jeremy says – reply to this


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      I still love Marilyn Monroe better!

    79. Jeremy says – reply to this


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      I still love Marilyn Monroe more!

    80. MYRIAM WEBSTER says – reply to this


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      Re: JUSTJAK – While true "La Liz " (as you so colloquially referred to her, which some could say was a bit TOO familiar) is in a CLASS OF HER OWN in terms of beauty, personal history, industry recognition, and the like, I dared to mention Lauren Bacall in the same breath as Dame Elizabeth because she too is one of the few surviving glamour queens from the Golden Age of Hollywood. And dear, while reluctant to respond to a detractor, for you I made an exception.

    81. justjak says – reply to this


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      Re: MYRIAM WEBSTER – Didn't mean to come across as a detractor cause honestly I LOVES MISS BACALL. I simply don't consider her to be in the same league as Dame Elizabeth, is that better?…LOL!

      But you're quite right, Ms Bacall is truly one of the few remaining glamour queens from Hollywood's golden age. However her star never quite reached the level of Elizabeth Taylor's.

      Now had you said OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND or her sister Joan Fontaine, (both still alive I believe) you'd have received NO argument from me.

    82. LizistheSHIZ! says – reply to this


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      Look at all of those rocks! That bitch is a baller! Go on with your bad self, Liz!

      Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' on!

    83. Tori says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER!!!

      Now we need an update on Olivia De Havilland, Esther Williams, and Maureen O'Hara

    84. Cindy says – reply to this


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      she's such a class act..i love her. but maybe it's all those rocks that are weighing her down. take off the bling LaLiz and you might be able to walk.

    85. Pat says – reply to this


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      I LOVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR. SHE IS NOT ONLY ONE OF THE BEST ACTRESSESS OF ALL TIME, BUT ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

    86. hehe says – reply to this


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      She is a Homewrecker many times over but she is not bashed like Angelina because????????????????

    87. Realist says – reply to this


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      Re: Tomm – Tomm, you're a moron. Yes, she has had back injuries. That's why I said IN ADDITION to bad luck and hard knocks. She also drank like a fish, smoked like a chimmney, didn't get the exercise she should, and at one point carried an extra 100 lbs on her body. Those are all lifestyle choices. None good. And they take their toll.

    88. MYRIAM WEBSTER says – reply to this


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      Re: justjak – Honey, at least I didn't say Debbie (BARF!)Reynolds–I can not BEAR that syrupy bitch! Speaking of which, I can not FATHOM what the Violet Eyed Beauty ever saw in that sawed off worm husband of hers! Eddie Fisher deserved a punch in the kisser–it would have been a VAST improvement on that ugly mug of his. He must have been hung like a rhinocerous is all I can say.

    89. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      I'll bet she got tons of gay gold diggers trying to marry her just before it's to late…

    90. sonia says – reply to this


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      Her capacity to overcome obstacles is impressive. She is a real woman.

    91. Fitz says – reply to this


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      The price of fame is that when it's time to go, you go, and are not seen again EVER
      Would be much better for Liz to stay in seclussion,
      She owes that to her public, we want to remember her as the beauty, she once was, and not some ol lady in a wheel chair

      I always thought the photos of Bob hope that were taken in his last days were so sad, also felt the same about Tammy Fae

    92. j.r. says – reply to this


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      What the hell is Harry Shearer doing pushing her?

    93. Financial Advisor 2 da Starz says – reply to this


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      Re: Sunny Sam – Like I'm sure! She's not Martha Raye.

    94. Realist says – reply to this


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      Re: Fitz – Who gives a FUCK what you want? She doesn't owe anyone shit. She has every right to be out in the world if she wants to and live out her remaining days in the way that will make her happiest.

    95. justjak says – reply to this


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      Re: MYRIAM WEBSTER – AWWW SHUCKS, I'm from El Paso, her original home town, (Yes I know she went to Hollywood High but she's originally from Texas) and I kinda like Debbie, course she's NO Elizabeth Taylor but I think she'd be the first to admit it, but I agree completely with you about Eddie Fisher. It seems to me, Connie Stevens wrote a book where she discussed Mr Fisher's attributes, so to speak, and if I recall correctly, "HUNG LIKE A HORSE" was in there somewhere.

    96. J Dizzel510 says – reply to this


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      Liz Awwww wonderful Liz. I would Love to be in the same room with her greatness!!!!! Long Live Liz Taylor!!! I wish her the best!

    97. MYRIAM WEBSTER says – reply to this


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      Re: justjak – Come to think of it I DID like Debbie on "The Golden Girls" where she said "I've put three in the ground" or something to that effect regarding her deceased husbands. I wonder what ever happened to Connie Stevens' DELECTABLE son Andrew who was married to Kate Jackson and starred in the incomparable "The Seduction" with Morgan Fairchild?

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      I have a sarcastic humor and use to laugh about Perez' jabs… but that goes too far. It's undignified. Why poke fun about someone in a wheel chair? Why the title "not dead yet". No, Perez, there are limits…

    99. justjak says – reply to this


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      Re: MYRIAM WEBSTER – Don't know much about Connie's son, but her darn daughters are all ove the tube.

    100. trillyscene says – reply to this


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      The bitch will be burried in a diamond cover coffin!

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