Want A Piece Of Dolly?

Filed under: Personally Perez > Dolly Parton

Click here to watch a very special video and win a prize from Miz Dolly Parton!

Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:18 am / Email this »

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134 comments to “Want A Piece Of Dolly?”

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David says – reply to this

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ERASE THE CLOWN MAKE UP BITCH!
anonymouslyvoid says – reply to this

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first. NO!
coolfuzzies says – reply to this

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I love that woman. Love Dollywood too! Rock on Dolly
allen says – reply to this

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rawr
dany says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahahah ahahaha lovely sup. fucking lovely i love it a lot.
JesúsdeVerdad says – reply to this

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Dolly is the queen! She is a true musician, diva and keeps the make-up biz running!
Angel says – reply to this

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FIRST
Wow says – reply to this

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…knock it off you fat blob.
idh says – reply to this

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Fabulous!!
Kevin says – reply to this

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I would love a piece of Doll…from behind. So sexy for an old lady.
killmenow says – reply to this

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what the fuck are you wearing you fat cow???!!! if you are going to talk shit about how everyone looks and dresses, why don't you drop a few hundred pounds and get a friggin mirror!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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first?
urbantwang says – reply to this

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FIRST!! AND DOLLY PARTON ROCKS!!! She is one of the coolest celebs ever.
Barbara says – reply to this

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no
stacey says – reply to this

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first!
Frozen Barbie says – reply to this

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I hate country music, but I LOVE MISS DOLLY.
britt says – reply to this

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Ewwww look at her nipples sticking out
jp says – reply to this

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she's the only 150 year old chick that i would do.
a. says – reply to this

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best picture ever?
I think so.
Peter? says – reply to this

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wish i was first. the green 'do looks ugly..
trashy says – reply to this

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Yeahhh!!!! Grannie boobs!!!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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I can't believe you make fun of Brit for being trash. YOU are a mess Perez. Try Jenny Craig and a stylist that doesn't reside in Riverside.
sarahar says – reply to this

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first
Fia says – reply to this

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THIS HAS TO BE THE COOLEST PIC OF U PEREZ
Perez's Bitch says – reply to this

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LAST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex Face says – reply to this

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Me Loves the Dolly
Savannah says – reply to this

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1st
Dolly Rocks My Socks
celecia says – reply to this

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OMG, is she the cutest or what??
maz says – reply to this

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are the boobs for real?
Meli Merlot says – reply to this

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Doesn't Dolly look terrific!! Always a pleaser…and a funny lady too. To all you negative Nellies who have nothing nice to say…try to get your head out of your ass!!
kwn says – reply to this

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Perez - Shave that pubescent looking caterpillar off your lip. That lip scruff put the anti in to your HIP.
Perez - Shave that pubescent looking caterpillar off your lip. That lip scruff put the anti in to your HIP.
Perez - Shave that pubescent looking caterpillar off your lip. That lip scruff put the anti in to your HIP.
bibou says – reply to this

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Are you trying to look ugly mister P ?
If so you're really good at
nancy says – reply to this

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love her!!!
casey says – reply to this

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Why has Dolly got her arm around a some hefty munter? Oh, sorry Perez, it's you.
dagnamit says – reply to this

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Pez dishes it out. hope you can take it bro
Terese says – reply to this

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She sounds desperate. Sorry to say it .. but … if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck…. prolly is.
Calvin says – reply to this

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That's three big boobs!!
JarJar says – reply to this

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Dolly is cool and always will be. An icon!
JarJar says – reply to this

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Re: Calvin – OMG you made me spit coffee on the keyboard. ROFL!
JayTee says – reply to this

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Ew Perez you look really bad in this picture, but I still love ya!
Steffan, England says – reply to this

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I'm 25 and I would.
birkley3030 says – reply to this

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Perez are you also fugly disguised as fashionable? Does Camo really go with ANYthing?
Slave to Love says – reply to this

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OMG Green!!!!! You were fire-engine red just a week ago. WTF??????
meanie! says – reply to this

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perez ur so mean!!!… shes so skinny.. give her some of ur excess fat!.. and ahve. or atleast.. brush that narsty mustache of urs!
LOS angie LESS says – reply to this

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I WANT CA$H BABAY! MONEY IS DRIVIN' ME CRAZAY!
pamela andersong plus 20 yrs? says – reply to this

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DOES anyone else think that this is how pamela anderson is going to look 20 yrs from now?
BECKY says – reply to this

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HOW OLD IS DOLLY? SHE IS STILL BEAUTIFULL I DON'T THINK SHE AGES AT ALL & SHE CAN STILL SING. I LOVE HER.
dollyon-line.com says – reply to this

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Don't forget to watch Dolly on Dancing With The Stars tomorrow night!
Tommy Lee says – reply to this

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Re: pamela andersong plus 20 yrs? –
Yes, most definitely!!!!!
YAY DOLLY!! says – reply to this

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I LOVE DOLLY!! SHE'S WONDERFUL!! A REAL SELF MADE SUCCESS!! SHE FUCKING ROCKS!!!I LOVE DOLLY!! SHE'S WONDERFUL!! A REAL SELF MADE SUCCESS!! SHE FUCKING ROCKS!!!I LOVE DOLLY!! SHE'S WONDERFUL!! A REAL SELF MADE SUCCESS!! SHE FUCKING ROCKS!!!I LOVE DOLLY!! SHE'S WONDERFUL!! A REAL SELF MADE SUCCESS!! SHE FUCKING ROCKS!!!I LOVE DOLLY!! SHE'S WONDERFUL!! A REAL SELF MADE SUCCESS!! SHE FUCKING ROCKS!!!
zOe in atlanta says – reply to this

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She looks amazing….
chris says – reply to this

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Dolly may be old, but looks like she's got a damn ram-able ass!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Perez is a celeb magnet!!!
Will someone please buy Dolly
a cell phone with a high megapixal
camera already?
The internet needs those photos!
(Or just send them to me directly.)
Whitney says – reply to this

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can i have a piece of p-nasty? love ya, babe!
Joe Average says – reply to this

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Gawd damn she is hot for an old lady. I would totally whack off to this pic except that monkey faced fat ass wrecked it!

Twat
Aurora says – reply to this

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Your carcass looks fat and bloated next to Dolly's dainty little body. If this is not a "rub it in your face" hint for you to start exercising and dieting, then nothing is going to jump start your lazy ass to get moving.
Donna says – reply to this

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I Love Dolly! Damn haters!
mkm50 says – reply to this

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Dolly looks glad to see Perezzie
Quique says – reply to this

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Hey, her right nipple is about 10 inches off center… looking for oxygen?
dj sparks says – reply to this

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my god…my eyes are burning.

get a new jacket.
Neenya says – reply to this

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You are living, breathing gay DIRTY SANCHEZ, Perez
Sharona says – reply to this

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Perez, have you been working out? Dolly looks great as always but You look really hot too, Perez.Green is my fave colour and I love your outfit ,it really compliments your hair!
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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A little girl on girl action? How did it feel, Perez, when her jugs met yours?
janessa says – reply to this

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good grief you fatty boom batty.
are you gonna wear the same clothes in every picture? my friend katie met you in L.A and said you had major b.o. She a fan of yours too. "i seriously had to breathe thru my mouth and i could STILL smell his b.o!"
viva la dolly says – reply to this

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DOLLY IS THE BEST. CUTE TALENTED AND SEEMS VERY VERY NICE. LONG LIVE THE DOLLY!!!!!!!!!
MARK says – reply to this

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I still do that old lady……GILF
alexis says – reply to this

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Isn't this old? More self promotion… gross!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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PEREZ….IF I WERE YOU…I WOULD THINK BACK TO ALL THOSE HATERS FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND SAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?" HA HA HA…..YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH DOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kimmiebaby says – reply to this

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Dolly is hot!!!!!!!!!!!! she needs to put on about 10 lbs though. Perez, will you let her have 10 of yours, you've got it to spare?
Dolly Jr. says – reply to this

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I work at the Dixie Stampede and I met Dolly once-she is fucken awesome.
Tallu says – reply to this

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She's such a spaz. I love her
Gina says – reply to this

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dolly tries too hard. she should take better care of her hubby and be there for him. don't like her.
what the hell says – reply to this

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If she'd ease up on the Joker lip liner and glowing eye makeup she wouldn't look half bad.
you suck Perez says – reply to this

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You need a life u dumb bitch….you dis other people like ur all that….get a life, get a job, and get a women u loser…and get a real office…loser…fatass…and this whole rap thing ur in bitch plz u aren't going to win…
GEEZ LOUISE says – reply to this

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COMPARING CLEAVAGE?
smeg says – reply to this

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Dolly - You have come so far and never forgotten your roots. God bless you! Cas Walker would be proud of you!
Da says – reply to this

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I thought queers were supposed to have good fashion sense.
nj says – reply to this

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She is awesome.
Boobman says – reply to this

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I'd be pounding my wood between those jugs all night long!!! Titty fucking Miss Dolly is my quest!!!
truth says – reply to this

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Dolly is the best! If you don't like Dolly, something is seriously wrong with you!
Mrs.NWC says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, you gossip gangster….you made her nipples hard.
huhHuhHUH says – reply to this

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I guess I'm the only one that's noticed that this pic of you is the EXACT same as the one at the top of the webpage. How did you just take this photo with Dolly if that pic of you has been up on your site as the charicature icon for months now???????????
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MINA says – reply to this

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Hey when are posting you pic with Fidel Castro?!!
Sheila says – reply to this

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I heart Dolly Parton so much! She is a role model for everyone!
MGS says – reply to this

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She is a hot bitch! I love you Dolly!!!
Kyle says – reply to this

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Dolly Parton is funken smokin hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titties are perfect!
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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Dang! Perve-z got her all nippular!
The other Brittany says – reply to this

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were you 2 seperated at birth?!!
me says – reply to this

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perez, i think shes happy to be next to you…. either that ORRRRRRRR its really cold in there!!!! hahahaha!
chris says – reply to this

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Dolly is awesome!
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Thank you Perez for having Dolly Parton on your web site. If Dolly Parton likes you, you know, you can not be all that bad of a person. Dolly Parton has always shown love and care for people and has performed with some of the very best entetainers in the world and yet not a bad word about her from a one. Thanks Perez keep up the excellent work!
norma ! says – reply to this

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yeah, Perez? she looks pretty happy to see you.. at least her body language says that hahahahha
heyjay says – reply to this

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PEREZ! I love that you love Dolly….you have got to come rock Dollywood sometime……Best people watching ever…..To those of you who do not like or understand Dolly….I say check yourself bitches! Dolly is a mountain goddess!
Luci says – reply to this

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Love her! She rocks the big, fake boobies AND writes her own music.
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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Oye Perez ya rasúrate ese bigote, por Dios!
Cranky says – reply to this

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Dolly Parton has one killer as body- GAWD! i worship her…
bIUBBULa says – reply to this

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I'd do her for a dollar.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I love this lady!!!!!!!!!!………..and no I don't mean you Perez
Merle Hegurt says – reply to this

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I'd do her.
ror$schach says – reply to this

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is it just me or is Perez wearing the same friggin' thing he wears in 75% of the pictures of himself that he posts?

get a new hoodie already, you fat fuck!

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