How Cute Are They???

Filed under: Natalie Portman > Jason Schwartzman

Two of our faves, Natalie Portman and Jason Schwartzman looked cool as cucumbers at the premiere of their new short film, Hotel Chevalier, Tuesday night at the Apple Store in NYC.

The film, directed by Wes Anderson, is a companion piece to the upcoming The Darjeeling Limited and will be released on the DVD of that movie.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 9:52 am / Email this »

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Ciro says – reply to this

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he looks weird
anonymouslyvoid says – reply to this

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should be titled.."nerds in love". lol…
anne says – reply to this

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wow…..strage

but i love natalie
casey says – reply to this

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I love them both! How sweet!
dididi says – reply to this

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First? no way, funny if I am though.
T-MOM says – reply to this

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First!
kimberly says – reply to this

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RUSHMORE owns …
first says – reply to this

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first
Liztron says – reply to this

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haha Brian Setzer called me a cool cucumber. First time i heard that.
kathryn says – reply to this

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super cute!
Teresa says – reply to this

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Hmmm… the face he's making says he thinks he's really cool. Make me want to beat the crap out of him. Gross, I would never make out with that dide.
sunnydaydown says – reply to this

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she's cute. but i'm not too crazy about the guy's hair and his sneakers.
Ghostplump says – reply to this

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Jeez, he looks lika a serial killer!
Teresa says – reply to this

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Oh, and I have never seen her look less hot. Terrible shot all around.
butter says – reply to this

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I like Gael Garcia Bernal, he's cuter
JESSIE says – reply to this

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Love Natalie…however, she either needs a good pairof nylons or some self tanner on them legs. The bruises ain't cute girl.
mememe says – reply to this

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he looks supergay!
Anna says – reply to this

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Can anyone possibly LOOK more Jewish?
Helmut says – reply to this

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Gross she is dating a jew
addison says – reply to this

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fugly
chimp says – reply to this

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A normal girl. How refreshing.
Posters: stop the "first" crap. Grow up.
love says – reply to this

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i love me some jason schwartzman.
not to mention natalie's gorgeous.
love it.
JJJ says – reply to this

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VERY CUTE JEWISH COUPLE….THEIR MOTHERS MUST BE PROUD!!!
Wow she looks ugly says – reply to this

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What happened to her face? she was so beautiful, she's fugly now!! and he is just fug, the only reason he is in the movie bussiness is because his dad is a producer or director or something like that, loser.
Em.A. says – reply to this

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#2…..I like them they're really good actors
Barbi says – reply to this

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She looks great. He looks like a troll.
RockAesopRock says – reply to this

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I HEART HUCKABEES!!!
karabear says – reply to this

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I love him!!!! he's so freakin hoT
j says – reply to this

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he looks like a fuckin serial killer/rapist
LOLOLOL says – reply to this

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GODDAMNIT PORTMAN IS SOOOO FUCKING UGLY. SHE NEEDS TO GET HIM BY A FUCKING BUS. GROSS, I ALMOST THREW UP.
carly says – reply to this

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yeah. they are both adorable.
Elvisal says – reply to this

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She used to be hot but that disappeared with her acting skills and was replaced by an extremely bad attitude. She stopped signing autographs when she was 17 years old.
Erik says – reply to this

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I was hoping he was gay…damn!!!!!
Kat says – reply to this

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but perez, he's a male with a girlfriend. ISN'T HE GAY?! ugh
WTF says – reply to this

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Sorry, but that dress is just PLAIN FUGLY!!!!!!
lola says – reply to this

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she's so pretty……why is she with them?
Madeline says – reply to this

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i LOVE me some jason schwartzman.
Frank says – reply to this

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I want more pics from The Darjeeling Limited!!
puhleaze says – reply to this

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portman is actually pretty stuckup, unfortunately. not nice to her fellow luminaries at all. poor man's winona ryder.
loostoo says – reply to this

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they are hot!!!
COCO says – reply to this

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SHORT FILM, SHORT ACTORS. THEY LOOK LIKE MIDGETS.
kristina says – reply to this

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aw two of my favorite people!
I get excited when perez actually showcases people like this.
I disagree with most of these people, I think the schwartzman is a stone fox and natalie is just plain gorgeous, but I do agree..what's up with those sneakers jason? haha Usually these two are very stylish though. love them.

p.s. Their not dating, he's dating an artist.
stefystef says – reply to this

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What a nice Jewish couple…
420chick says – reply to this

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natalie is soooooo freakin adorable! and give it up to the jews….he is jewish, right?
Karina says – reply to this

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Wasn't she with Andy Samberg?
maddy says – reply to this

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i think sneakers with suits went out like 20 years ago…if the look was ever in.
Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this

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Re: Helmut –
why is that gross? She is Jewish, as well!!
gmann says – reply to this

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They make a cute couple. They're both cute. He has excellent hair and she has a sunny smile.
Sarah says – reply to this

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So cute!!!
Logan says – reply to this

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I hope they and their moles are very happy together.
>BRITNEY'S BITCH> says – reply to this

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SORRY–THEY WON'T MAKE ANYONE'S BEST LIST I'M SURE!
HER WRINKLED DRESS, HIS TENNIES? OH NO!!!
tony says – reply to this

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i love natalie portman!!!!!!!!! SHE'S SOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!! she's the real deal.
Solaera says – reply to this

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I don't care if he is hobbit sized, I think he is hot.
Caesars says – reply to this

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aw! they're both great! love them and their work
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN says – reply to this

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He looks like the 40 year old virgin.
gael garcia MR. HOTTIE says – reply to this

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GAEL MAKES A WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CUTTER COUPLE WITH HER
WAYYYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CUTE WITH GAEL GARCIA
charlotte says – reply to this

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nepotism meets judaism. amzing
jenn says – reply to this

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I love Wes Anderson! This movie will be just as good as the rest! Jason is so funny!
PEREZ=LOSER says – reply to this

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THEY LOOK LIKE TWO JEW DOLLS!!!!
love natalie says – reply to this

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Natalie Portman is one of the classisiest, prettiest actresses. How refreshing to have an actress who is not an attention whore!
Hellloooo! says – reply to this

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Re: Helmut – reply to #19: She Jewish Numb Nuts.
julia from brazil says – reply to this

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I love Natalie!She's beautiful,intelligent and sweet!
YumYum says – reply to this

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Well, they have about the same level of talent. she is cute but how the hell did HE get a career? Does she ask him to bathe first?
Awwww! says – reply to this

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How wonderfully JEWTASTIC!!
CARRIE says – reply to this

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she could do better!
noah says – reply to this

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They aren't dating each other…. she is dating former model Nathan Bogle and he's dating some artist chick…
tzzs says – reply to this

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THEY SHOULD TOTALLY DATE!!!! They are two of my absolute faves!!
Mar-Sea says – reply to this

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Jason Schwartzman is FUGLY PEOPLE!!!!
clc says – reply to this

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i was there.
he walked a cane.
the short was great.
and they aren't dating, they were just in the movie together
handyman says – reply to this

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Jason Schwartzman and Jackson Browne, separated at birth
Laura says – reply to this

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omg they need to date like RIGHT NOW. adorable.
crystal says – reply to this

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she's so pretty and he's so weird looking. she can do so much better.
Debbie says – reply to this

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FAV COUPLE OF ALL TIME! he is so cute and she is way goregous!! Just love them!
justcurious says – reply to this

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What a fucktard he is wearing sneakers with a suit.
Julia says – reply to this

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I love Jason Schwartzman! I also heard that Natalie P. gets naked in the short film.
Barbie says – reply to this

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awww… i think they look very cute and simple 2gether =)
kylie says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWW! Ok she's gorgeous but he's….well SOO NOT!
She could live in his nose!
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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Beauty and the geek !!!
LoveMeSomeNatalie says – reply to this

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Awww, I love Natalie. She's so talented and gorgeous! Muahhhh.
Kat says – reply to this

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He is Talia Shire's son from The Godfather. He is half-Italian.
Skittle says – reply to this

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Love Natalie
jenna says – reply to this

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I love both of them
Ju says – reply to this

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How cute are THEY?
THEY aren´t cute, only Natalie is!
Poor Josh…lets just say, not my type
lanae says – reply to this

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what is she wearing?
ma says – reply to this

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thats outdated…him
damian says – reply to this

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What a dorky fuckin couple. The guy looks so eff-ed up and so does she.
How weird and unamusing.
carlovely says – reply to this

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he's awesome.
that dress is ROTTED!!!! says – reply to this

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that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!! that dress is ROTTED!!!!
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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He's ugly and what the hell is she wearing?
vgbc says – reply to this

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i do heart both of these darlings, however-
is ms. portman losing too much weight? and does she have extensions or does her hair grow that fast?
joeyOh says – reply to this

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Some gals should wear hose
jmcc says – reply to this

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I hear Nat gets naked in this movie. I will definitely be looking for this short movie. Her visage is a sublime work of art.
NYC Brat says – reply to this

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Whatever, that bitch was late to the damn premiere in SoHo. And had the nerve to act like a diva.
Betty says – reply to this

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Sorry but he looks quite annal to me
I give them three weeks
shelly says – reply to this

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Ha Ha .. he looks like a nerdy LUKE WILSON with glasses!!!
brigitte says – reply to this

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i am in love with jason.
too bad he looks like nicolas cage there.
Cashmere says – reply to this

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Jason needs to ditch this look though; it's so NOT working for him on all counts. Natalie's gorgeous as always. They'd make a cute couple if he'd ditch this style disaster.
cdellangel says – reply to this

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natalie will always look hot..even if she looks like a nerd or airhead.
C A V A L L i - 916 says – reply to this

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UMMMMM… NOT CUTE AT ALL!!
C A V A L L i - 916 says – reply to this

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UMMMMMMM… NOT CUTE AT ALL!!

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