Really Bad Idea

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Ryan Seacrest is producing a new scripted sitcom for E! starring David Hasselhoff.

Tales From the Hoff hopes to be a Curb Your Enthusiasm rip-off.

The show will follow the fictional "dark and twisted trials and tribulations of an international icon as he navigates Hollywood and the world of dating after divorce." It will also explore "the fictional icon's attempts to reinvigorate a career steeped in the past."

So, basically he's playing himself!

We better see a humburger eating incident and lots of AA meetings!

Actually, we don't care. Not like we're really planning to watch it.

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Really Bad Idea”

    1. LM says – reply to this


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      David Hasselhoff has man tits!!!!

    2. frjnf says – reply to this


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      dkjdns first!!

    3. pshhh says – reply to this


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      dont hassle the hoff perez!

    4. dasputin says – reply to this


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      Awesome. I'll watch.

    5. kate says – reply to this


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      it says no comments, but im prob what.. 50?

    6. ahhhh says – reply to this


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      ewww whats with the hairy chest?! grossness all around

    7. kate says – reply to this


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      or 5

    8. nipa says – reply to this


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      lol
      what?

    9. potbrownielv says – reply to this


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      seacrest should have learned his lesson with Sin City.
      that show sucked a fat one.
      take it from someone who actually lives in Sin City.
      wackness all around.

      first?
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    10. Douchenozzle says – reply to this


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      Oh he's playing himself alright

    11. arty says – reply to this


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      first!

    12. Kirsten says – reply to this


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      Heey:D
      I saw you today in the television here in Hungary, and i saw you the first time, and in the television they show your page, and I just first take a look on this page, and it's rly cool:P
      and freak..:D
      and funny and so on,
      The page is just Great!

    13. H-K says – reply to this


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      Really? A humburger eating incident? Hmm..you mean hamburger?:P

    14. bianca says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    15. latina says – reply to this


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      corny!!!!!!!!!

    16. Ginger says – reply to this


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      This is going to be a hit for 2 weeks…. then it will die. Better leave him alone or all of germany will be after your ass.

    17. Buddy says – reply to this


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      first!

      Wow, that's just sad.

    18. Bow chica wow wow says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!DJFDHADFFDHa

    19. beaver says – reply to this


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      tenth beeeeeetches!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    20. chicago_girl says – reply to this


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      haha this will be good.

      and ps - i went to the same high school as David Hasselhoff and sadly, we have a plaque of him on the wall in our "hall of fame". sad.

    21. taylor says – reply to this


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      how do u know people wont watch the show perez huh? answer that one

    22. Flandersq says – reply to this


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      humburger??? nice. i would expect you to know food…

    23. renee says – reply to this


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      boooooooooooring

    24. taylor says – reply to this


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      how do u know that knowone will watch the show? answer that one

    25. marina says – reply to this


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      Who knows… could be a surprising hit

    26. yugogo says – reply to this


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      Liar!!! You'll be watching every single episode!

    27. Katie says – reply to this


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      EWWWW. The Hoff is so yucky! He was creepy on Baywatch, and now that he's old, he's even more creepier. This show will give me severe nightmares. Please make it stop!

    28. Kputta says – reply to this


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      What A CORNBALL !!!

    29. T says – reply to this


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      Who in the world would watch such CRAP. Why don't that idiot Seacrest stick to American Idol and steal his money. Don't be greedy you not talent moron. If you didn't look good you would just be a part of the working class like the rest of us.

    30. Mimi says – reply to this


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      Sounds like it's gonna suck worse that What Perez Sez.

    31. carriebroadshaw says – reply to this


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      Hasselhoff and Seacrest- yuck!

    32. letmesay says – reply to this


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      awww I like him drunk reminds me of daddy.

    33. ? says – reply to this


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      omg that poor dog LOL it's going to get EATEN!!!!

    34. Sherry says – reply to this


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      No kidding Perez!! (lol) I won't be watching either. I've been over the "Hoff" since his Knight Rider days for pete's sakes! (1) He's not funny, (2) he's not talented, and (3) he's a slobbering drunk all the time. No thanks!! And I could forgive him for the drinking if he at least could master the first two things!! Ugh, most of the time I just wish people would stop talking about him all together, and that he would just go away and be annoying somewhere else.

    35. Sherry says – reply to this


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      No kidding Perez!! (lol) I won't be watching either. I've been over the "Hoff" since his Knight Rider days for pete's sakes! (1) He's not funny, (2) he's not talented, and (3) he's a slobbering drunk all the time. No thanks!! And I could forgive him for the drinking if he at least could master the first two things!! Ugh, most of the time I just wish people would stop talking about him all together, and that he would just go away and be annoying somewhere else.

    36. Mary says – reply to this


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      perez i love you like hoffy loves short shorts

    37. Nanaysis says – reply to this


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      NOT watch the Hoff?
      Who you foolin guys..
      The Hoff is a delicious hunk-a-pop culture wrapped up in his snug Captains trunks. Yay for revivals.

    38. kim says – reply to this


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      Hoff is NO Larry David and it will never work lol. Larry David is BRILLIANT. The Hoff is pathetic.

    39. Lizzie says – reply to this


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      Hola Irene!! YOUR HOT!!

    40. Jeff McCullum says – reply to this


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      I want to see a HUMBURGER incident too. idiota! sdfasdfafsdjifjawefjewiop

    41. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      This show got the potential of being "so bad it's good" and become a cult show if it's done right.
      I hope he Hassel his Hoffs right.

    42. Lor says – reply to this


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      Ugh….PUT A SHIRT ON! PLEASE……………………………….

    43. jenn says – reply to this


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      Where's the juicy Britney Spears gossip?! I want to hate her even more.

    44. HATERZ GET COCK IN THE BUTT says – reply to this


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      IF IT WAS PEREZ GETTING HIS/HER OWN SHOW…HE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE…OH GREAT NEWS TO ANNOUNCE……DON'T HATE PEREZ….RYAN WILL COME TO YOU FOR A SHOW WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF OPTIONS….STICK TO BLOGGING

    45. ERICKA!!! says – reply to this


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      hasselhoff has more hair on his chest then the dog has on its whole body!!

    46. RJII says – reply to this


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      hoff can be funny…seacrust is just lame

    47. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Re: kate
      No Kate, you're fifth.

    48. Shannon says – reply to this


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      No one with any dignity will watch that piece of shit show. & that dog is so cute.

    49. Freebie says – reply to this


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      Man, put a shirt on.

    50. O'chilla says – reply to this


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      Cousin Mandy? Dat be you?

    51. erin kristine says – reply to this


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      awwwww is that a PUPPY!!!!!

    52. douche hole says – reply to this


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      He reminds me of something that fell out my big ass this morning.

    53. ImAFatHag says – reply to this


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      I'll watch that show before I watch ANY OF YOUR SHITTY REALITY TV RUBBISH!

    54. Simone from Italy says – reply to this


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      NOTHING TO SAY BOUT BRITNEY U FAT FUCK??? NOT REALLY. MAYBE CUZ SHE’S TOPPING THE ITUNES CHARTS ALL OVER THE WORLD???? AND U SAID THAT GIMME MORE WAS A FLOP. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEXT TIME BITE YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE WRITING BULLSHIT U RETARD. AND YES, TRY SOME WEIGHT WATCHERS, U NEED IT!

    55. Clayton says – reply to this


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      Nice hamburger meat Dave.

    56. PunkyShortcake says – reply to this


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      White chest hair.

      Ew.

    57. jimmy jolly says – reply to this


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      I GUESS FADING OUT GRACEFULLY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION? EH DH?

    58. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      OMIGOD! #50 IS NOT KIDDING!! THERE IS A SITE COMING CALLED HATESPEREZ.COM……….OH FUCK!!…………………TEE HEE

    59. jeb says – reply to this


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      as much as ryan seacrest makes me want to cry tears of boredom and embarrassment (for him), i think this isn't a bad idea. it could be good in a campy way. i love the comment, "don't hassle the hoff"… i mean, let's put aside allegations of domestic abuse (right?) and the like, and remember hasselhoff for the ambassador that he is— i mean, c'mon, he was the genius behind baywatch afterall… a foolish show with a foolish premise that was, regardless, foolishly entertaining.

    60. retired says – reply to this


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      Sadly, eventually time wrecks havoc with all our bodies. David has reached the age where time has made his bare chest no longer appealing. I would prefer he keep his shirt on when out in public and for all pictures.

    61. jim says – reply to this


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      perez u suck. your show suck.get off the tv

    62. ray says – reply to this


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      he is grossssss looookkkkiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!

    63. Medialady.proboards105.com says – reply to this


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    64. Chi Town Chick says – reply to this


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      He needs to keep his shirt on.

    65. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


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      Before talking of other people's shows… Let's talk about WHAT PEREZ SAYS show that TANKED SO BADLY…. LOL
      PEREZ WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SHOW NOW??? YOU have been hyping about your show for MONTHS… Now you dont even want to talk about it..
      IS IT BECAUSE THAT THE RATINGS WAS SO LOW THAT YOU ARE HUMILIATED and now you are picking on other people's shows???
      Perez, your show, like you, is a TRAINWRECK…..
      HAHAHAHAHAHA
      WHAT PEREZ SEYZ WAS A HUGE FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    66. natalie says – reply to this


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      Seacrest couldn't even use his D*ck to write his own name in the snow yet allown write a sitcom the anyone would like . Don't hassel the Hoff

    67. RaCheL says – reply to this


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      WhO cares about the HoFF … that dog is ADOrABLE… anyone know what it is?

    68. Caren says – reply to this


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      Who cares about Haselhoff, the little dog is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!

    69. BLECH! says – reply to this


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      YUCK I hate "the Hoff". He's just another egotistical hollywood F-lister with a drinking problem.

    70. CARRIE says – reply to this


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      LOL it'll last all of 2 episodes if it makes it that far

    71. harryhood says – reply to this


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      please give us some scoop on larry david. there is a man with talent!

    72. Query says – reply to this


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      Could he be any hotter?

    73. smiff says – reply to this


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      David Baywatch is calling they are telling you to put your shirt back on

    74. kim says – reply to this


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      Daves an arsehole and has no talent

    75. sue says – reply to this


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      Hes got bgger tits than me

    76. ThisEndUp says – reply to this


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      I can't believe anyone actually wants to see this guy on TV. He is all EGO.

    77. boxers says – reply to this


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      GAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>bf shawn….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

    78. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      Now I REALLY hate Seacrest, the closeted tool.

    79. Lis says – reply to this


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      I was gonna say he has saggy man boobs but someone already kinda said that i think hahaha.. love him in the old days when he was hot though on baywatch

    80. robertj says – reply to this


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      Ew!

    81. MBoy says – reply to this


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      Ewww!

    82. LOVE ME SOME HOF! says – reply to this


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      I love David, and he's really a nice guy! He has a bit of an ego…well, a HUGE ego…LOL! but he is still really nice to his fans!

    83. wiggen says – reply to this


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      Hoff, please get a check up w/your dermatologist man, that skin on your chest at the 11 oclock position may just be squamous cells, too much time at the beach

    84. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      This guy is SUCH a buffoon! Why do we even care what he does? And why is it that the crazier, drunker, drugged out. weirder or more sex-taped a celebrity is, the more deals? Is there no shame any more?

    85. 0__o says – reply to this


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      What we need is a reality show that follows PerezHilton around 24hrs a day and watches him not get laid and eat fast food all day, then watch him pay for illegical immigrant male prostitutes to cum in his mouth, that would be a real show.

    86. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


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      Perez, puleeze, you KNOW you are going to watch that show. You KNOW you can hardly wait for it, and you KNOW you are having wet dreams all over the place at the mere thought of it.

    87. Egoistic Joker says – reply to this


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      EEEWWWW! Glad he is not on 'Baywatch' anymore. He is getting all saggy!

    88. Chitown girl says – reply to this


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      What kind of dog is that?????????

    89. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      Knight Rider was my first major crush! Wait . . . was that out loud?? ** blushing **

    90. Velma Vulture says – reply to this


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      BODYBAG PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    91. tb says – reply to this


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      Watch DH in the 1970's film, Revenge of the Cheerleaders. Its hilarious watching this one!

    92. Larry's girl... says – reply to this


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      This guy is a washed up old man, total gray chest hair…. eeeewwww….. Give it up "Hoff", you're a has been dude!

    93. LickMyHoff says – reply to this


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      Hell ya, i'll watch…not cause Seacrust has anything to do with it. Anyone (Hoff) who cant laugh at himself and his alter ego gets big points in my book! Hoff for prez in 08!

    94. brandy says – reply to this


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      Hoff is old, boring, and I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch anything he does! His ego needs to get into CHECK and just retire from the business with some dignity!